Chapter 336 What a joke


Feeling the strange feeling coming from his ankle, Xu Boan's heartbeat became much faster.

The lingering touch touches his ankle from time to time, but the amplitude is not large. It is obviously a deliberate teasing!

Xu Boan especially wanted to lower his head to see who was so bold, but he felt that if he lowered his head, such an action would be too obvious. The other party would definitely dodge in advance, and he would do it when the time came. It's even less certain who it is.

The most important thing is that it would be too embarrassing if it attracted other people's attention.

But if you can't see clearly, Xu Boyan feels very itchy.

The dining table in Zhang Jimin's house is rectangular. Xu Bo'an and Zhang Jimin sit here, and sisters Bai Susu and Bai Shanshan sit opposite.

Xu Boan glanced slightly with his peripheral vision a few times, trying his best to observe the expressions of the two sisters as carefully as possible, but did not find anything strange.

Everyone still has his or her own temperament and attitude.

This is the first time that Xu Bo'an has observed the twin sisters up close. One of them is heroic, with a look that seems arrogant, but yet alert and agile; the other is elegant and calm, with a more indifferent face. , but looks soft and warm.

What a feeling! Probably ice and fire, mountains and water, piano and sword, warm sun and strong wind.

This feeling can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words.

But no matter what, there didn't seem to be any ridicule or guilty gestures between the two people. It didn't look like they were deliberately teasing Xu Bo'an.

Xu Boan looked left and right, unable to tell who was joking with him.

To flirt with someone of the opposite sex in front of so many people, while still looking the same as usual, it takes such a strong personal quality.

Seeing this situation, Xu Boan felt that he had misunderstood!

Xu Boan even looked at Zhang Jimin who was sitting next to him. After a while, he saw that Zhang Jimin was sitting there with ease, his eyes straight looking at the painting of Tang Bohu that was temporarily aside. Painting, it seems that I am still recalling the artistic conception in that painting.

Xu Boan turned his gaze again and focused on the two sisters. This time he found that the eyes of the two looking at him were not quite right.

What is going on? It’s weird, who is it?

It is impossible for two people to...

Before Xu Boan could figure it out, he saw Bai Shanshan give him an annoyed look, her lips moved slightly, and she only moved her mouth but said silently: " Look at it! Look at it, you bastard!”

As expected of a policewoman, she was indeed alert enough. Xu Boan had been observing from the corner of his eye. He originally thought that he had hidden himself well enough, but he was still discovered by Bai Shanshan.

Because Bai Shanshan didn't make any sound at all, Zhang Jimin on the side didn't know anything yet.

Xu Bo'an saw it in his eyes, and after understanding the meaning of Bai Shanshan's words, he suddenly realized that the two sisters thought that he was always looking at them secretly, so they looked at him wrongly.

But, who is making such a frightening joke with me down there?

Xu Boan simply shrank his feet and avoided the other party's teasing.

If I can’t afford to offend you, I can always afford to hide!

Resisting the urge to bend down and take a look, Xu Boan finally focused his gaze on the dining table.

Looking at the table full of delicious, delicious and delicious dishes, and glancing at the sisters sitting together from the corner of his eye, Xu Boan felt that his appetite had greatly increased.

Beautiful and delicious, the ancients did not deceive me!

Sitting with a beautiful woman to eat, compared to sitting with a few rough men, the feeling is really different!

It wasn't just Xu Bo'an who had a great appetite. Bai Shanshan who was on the side was still shouting that she was in a hurry. When she saw the delicious food on the table, she was so greedy that she didn't even bother to sit down, so she stretched out her hand towards a "Thousand Thousand Thousand Threads Shrimp" "Caught it.

The common dish "Thousand Thousand Thousand Threads Shrimp", whether people eat it by themselves or dine in a restaurant, most of what is served on the table is a semi-finished product bought directly in the market. When eating by yourself, you only need to reuse it. Just fry it in hot water.

Bai Susu’s dish is handmade step by step from beginning to end.

Authentic products at reasonable prices, with exquisite materials.

Crisp, fragrant and beautiful, tempting the appetite.

Delicious and fragrant, it encourages people to take action.

Seeing Bai Shanshan's little claws quickly reaching over and about to catch the tail of a shrimp, she suddenly saw a pair of chopsticks blocking the front of the shrimp.

It was like a fence, blocking Bai Shanshan's claws that wanted to eat.

She thought she was already fast, but she didn't expect that the chopsticks were faster than her.

Bai Shanshan felt a pain in front of her finger. When she saw clearly the person blocking her, she immediately started yelling angrily.

"What are you doing!" Bai Shanshan shouted dissatisfied at Bai Susu, who was blocking her with chopsticks.

Bai Susu said expressionlessly: "You haven't washed your hands yet, wash your hands first!"

Bai Shanshan rolled her eyes at her and said, "Humph, you are mysophobia, mysophobia is a disease !"

While distributing chopsticks to several people, Bai Susu looked calm and said seriously: "I call it hygiene!"

"Hey, you are so particular about it!" Bai Shanshan complained dissatisfiedly. .

Bai Susu continued to work, without even looking at Bai Shanshan, and said: "If you dislike me, you can choose not to eat."

Bai Shanshan retracted her hand and shook Zhang Jimin. She raised her arms and said coquettishly: "Grandpa, look at her! She won't let me eat."

Watching the bickering between sisters Bai Susu and Bai Shanshan, Xu Bo'an was a little surprised.

The two sisters seem to be, maybe, probably, a little bit competing with each other. It seems that their relationship is not so harmonious.

And the personalities of the two are very different. Bai Susu gives people the air of a cold lady, a working woman; Bai Shanshan has a heroic, petite and aloof temperament.

Xu Bo'an was here secretly commenting on the sisters. Suddenly, the guy teasing him at his ankle came again.

Familiar touch, familiar coldness, this table is quite big, I have even retracted my feet, but the other party can still touch me, they are definitely long legs!

Amidst Xu Bo'an's shocked expression, Zhang Jimin looked unsurprised.

Of course, the reason for Xu Boan's shock is not obvious to outsiders, but Zhang Jimin misunderstood that Xu Boan was surprised because of a series of arguments between the two sisters.

Zhang Jimin reconciled with a smile: "Okay, okay, eat, let's eat together. Don't bother you two. In front of the guests, you are not afraid of making others laugh. Shanshan, let's go, I just rewarded you After finishing the painting, we have to wash our hands. Let's go together." Bai Shanshan stood up reluctantly, glared at Bai Susu dissatisfied, and said, "Huh, mind your own business!"

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Seeing Bai Shanshan and Zhang Jimin stand up, Xu Boan looked at Bai Susu in disbelief.

Now Zhang Jimin and Bai Shanshan have stood up. Neither of them has the chance to touch themselves, but the rubbing and touching of their ankles continues.

There is only one possibility. The person who has been teasing me right now is Bai Susu, who happens to be sitting opposite me!

No, we always think that Bai Susu is a very, very classical woman, but we didn’t expect that she is such a boring person!

At the dinner table...others are present...under the tablecloth...good guy, it's so exciting!

Xu Boan calmed down slightly, then made a smiling face, looked at Bai Susu with a smile, and blinked.

Hint Bai Susu, I know everything you did!

Bai Susu was startled when she saw the abnormal look in Xu Boan's eyes. She frowned slightly and said, "What's wrong? Are your eyes uncomfortable? There are eye drops at home. I'll help you get some."< br>
Eye drops? Are you trying to keep me pretending to be confused?

Don’t you know what you have done!

Hearing that Xu Boan's eyes were uncomfortable, Zhang Jimin, who was just about to go to the bathroom, turned around and said with a smile: "What eye drops do you want? Xiao Xu works in an office, and most likely faces the computer screen for a long time. Caused by dry eyes

We have acupuncture needles at home. If you need them, I can give them to you. Just prick them lightly at the Cuanzhu point, Yuyao point, Jingming point and Sibai point respectively. The effect will be It lasts much longer than eye drops.”

As expected of an old Chinese doctor, he always remembers to promote his professional knowledge.

Xu Bo'an smiled and shook his head and said: "No, it's not that serious. I can just press the Jingming and Sibai points for a while."

Zhang Jimin chuckled and said: "That's right, you are no worse than me. You can watch it yourself. I'll wash my hands first!"

Bai Shanshan muttered unconvinced: "Humph, he How can I compare with you, grandpa? It’s just the Jingming point and the Sibai point. I also know that we learned about eye exercises when we were in school.”

Xu Bo’an was speechless for a while. A whole powder keg! But thinking that he had offended someone first, Xu Boan said nothing more. Compared to accidentally breaking into someone else's toilet, being choked like this doesn't matter.

But Bai Susu was not used to Bai Shanshan at all. She sat there and said in a soothing tone: "Haha, you are just trying to make a point. Knowing where the acupuncture points are is easy, but you must know how to use treatment methods to achieve the desired results. The effect of soothing physical discomfort is difficult. Don’t you understand such a simple truth?”

Bai Shanshan rolled her eyes, glared at Bai Susu, muttered, “I’m too lazy to pay attention to you,” and then said to her. Went to the bathroom.

Zhang Jimin saw that Xu Bo'an's expression was a little strange, and thought that Xu Bo'an was still surprised by the quarrel between the two sisters. He explained with a smile: "Xiao Xu, these two girls have been like this since they were young. When they met, , I just like to choke and make you laugh.”

“No, it’s good. As the saying goes, beating is love and scolding is love!” Xu Boan said with a smile.

Actually, he also found that Bai Shanshan seemed a little abnormal. At first, he thought it was because of the embarrassing misunderstanding with him in the bathroom that made Bai Shanshan lose her composure. But in that case, he should not target Bai Susu.

After observing for a long time, Xu Boan now felt that Bai Shanshan's abnormality seemed to be due to seeing Bai Susu.

Hearing Zhang Jimin's words again at this moment, Xu Boxin moved slightly.

Have you been like this since you were a child? Once we meet?

Logically speaking, twin sisters shouldn’t be together from morning to night when they were young, but that’s not what Zhang Jimin meant in his words.

Could it be said? Are Bai Susu and Bai Shanshan a divorced family? Because the two of them lived with their parents respectively, that's why they didn't live together since childhood? How often do we meet? That’s why there’s this expression “once we met”?

Thinking about it this way, this thing seems to be going smoothly.

Nodding politely to Xu Boan, Zhang Jimin turned around and went to the bathroom to wash his hands.

Xu Boan was just thinking about something when he suddenly felt the cold feeling on his ankle reappeared.

Again? You are playing too wildly!

Xu Bo'an pretended to cough twice and said cryptically: "Ahem, Dr. Bai, actually I always thought you were quite quiet, but I didn't expect..."

Xu Bo'an An was about to say, "I didn't expect you to be so sentimental," but before he could say anything, Bai Susu interrupted him calmly.

Bai Susu said in a serious manner: "I don't like others to label me. My attitude towards others depends on their attitude towards me. Bai Shanshan, this girl, if you follow her, she will be even more annoying. It’s endless and makes you laugh.”

Xu Bo'an was startled when he saw this, and felt a little dissatisfied.

This is completely a pawn and then erecting an archway!

What am I telling you about? Don’t you have any idea? You are still chatting with me here! Interesting?

You clearly know what I am going to say, and you are still deliberately pretending to maintain your image as a pretty girl!

That’s too much! You have the guts to tease me, but don’t have the guts to admit it?

Xu Boyan was just thinking about it when he suddenly felt that the other party's movements at his ankles were a little bigger, and the other party's socks didn't seem to be pure cotton, and they felt a little silky.

Looking at Bai Susu, Xu Boan still looked indifferent. He even took out his phone and started to play short videos as if nothing had happened. Xu Boan felt even more angry.

Zhang Jimin and Bai Shanshan have already walked away. How dare you provoke me like this and pretend to be like me? Do you really think I am a little brother?

Thinking of this, Xu Boan suddenly bent down, then reached out and quickly lifted the tablecloth away, looking towards his ankles.

Then... Xu Boan was dumbfounded.

Under the table, Bai Susu's legs were placed neatly in front of her own stool. Even because of Xu Boan's sudden move, Bai Susu was so frightened that she even straightened her legs together to avoid accidental exposure.

As for Xu Boan's ankles, there are some long legs, and there are some provocative people there.

There is just a small short-haired pig with its mouth tied up!

This little fragrant pig was only about the size of a watermelon. Seeing that Xu Boan's legs had moved, it reluctantly leaned on it again, clumsily rubbing its mouth on Xu Boan's slippers from time to time. Pig Nose seemed to want to use Xu Boan to help it untie itself.

Xu Boan's eyes widened, and then he looked embarrassed.

Here I go, it turns out I was thinking wrongly! Really misunderstood!

Xu Boan misunderstood Bai Susu here and was feeling embarrassed.

But I never thought that in the world of bonsai, the oiran Chen Shishi also misunderstood Xu Boan, but at this moment, she was secretly proud of herself. (End of this chapter)

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