Chapter 216 The Swearing Monkey
After all, this is the first time for the little guy to drink alcohol, so it is normal for him to be a little unaccustomed to it.
This kind of thing has to be done slowly, and you can't drink too hard all at once.
“Come on, come on, let’s have something to eat.”
Zhang An saw that Li Yao was already a little embarrassed, so he didn’t let him continue drinking and peeled some lobsters and put them in his bowl.
Then I made him a bowl of noodles and ate them to drink some alcohol. This was the first time I drank.
This noodles are cold noodles made by Zhang An’s mother. It is particularly delicious when mixed with the remaining lobster soup.
More than an hour later, after dinner, Chen Ze lay motionless on the recliner.
This guy looked like he was full. He and Zhang An both drank a lot of beer just now.
My stomach was already full, and the lobster noodles at the back were very tempting. This guy couldn't help but eat two more bowls.
Zhang An wanted to persuade him while eating, but he couldn't bear to see how delicious his food was.
So looking at him lying like this, Zhang An didn't call him.
Waiting for him to go to the toilet twice.
After you get rid of the beer you drank, it will be much easier.
Unfortunately, it suddenly became dark, and his face immediately changed.
Zhang An didn't expect that it was almost evening and it would rain, but there was no thunder in the sky.
As soon as a few people moved the things from the yard to their homes, it began to rain heavily.
Originally, Zhang An was not worried about the animals at home, because they would come back early on their own.
All along, whenever it is going to rain, they know it earlier than Zhang An.
It can be said that they are much more accurate than weather forecasts.
Unexpectedly, ten minutes after the rain started, the Great Sage ran back with rain all over him.
Zhang An didn't even have to think about it to know that this guy must have been out having fun, so he came back late and was showered with blood.
This is not the first time this has happened. Last time this guy got caught in a heavy rain just because he was playful.
After he came back, he shook his hair in the main room and threw water all over Zhang An, which made Zhang An angry.
In the end, Zhang An was caught in the space and gave him a good education.
So when I came back this time, this guy had learned his lesson and no longer dared to shake his hair at home like before.
Then he saw Wang Fang handing over a dry towel, and he quickly took it and began to wipe the rain off his body.
"Zhang An, when did you raise a monkey?"
When Chen Ze saw the Monkey King at first, he thought it was a dog that had been caught in the rain. .
After all, Zhang An’s family has a lot of dogs, and now there are seven or eight big dogs.
It was only after the Great Sage entered the room and stood up that he saw clearly that it was actually a macaque.
"It's been almost more than a month, but this guy came here by himself and can't even drive him away."
Chen Ze was speechless. He hadn't been here for a while. The guy added something new to his house.
"This guy is so smart, he can use a towel to dry himself."
At this time, the great sage has wiped the water from beginning to end with a towel, although his body is still wet Yes, but there is no dripping anymore.
“It’s nothing, if you scold it, it will scold you.”
The most speechless thing about Zhang An is this, the Great Sage can scold people.
Although it was barking nonsense, Zhang An was sure that it was cursing, especially with the grinning expression.
Don’t think too much, it’s obvious that he spends a lot of time with the naughty guys in the village, so he must have been taught by them.
After a while, Wang Fang brought a bowl of rice out of the kitchen and placed it on the chair next to him.
"Great Sage, come here for dinner."
"This guy's name is Great Sage? Sun Wukong? This doesn't look very similar, it's far different from Sun Wukong."
Hearing that Wang Fang called this, Chen Ze pointed at the monkey and asked.
“This guy likes to watch Journey to the West very much. Every time he sees monkey monkey, he is very excited.” The kids all call it the Great Sage, and it likes this name very much.”
But the monkey next to it seemed to understand human speech, as if it knew that Chen Ze was questioning it.
So he looked at Chen Ze with a grimace and a scary grin.
And it also made some gestures with both hands to express its dissatisfaction.
If the Great Sage just made that expression, it would be nothing.
But as soon as Zhang An saw the movements it made, he knew that this guy was scolding Chen Ze.
Because Zhang An was so familiar with these movements, they were all used by locals to ridicule others when they scolded them.
Now Zhang An was even more sure that the monkey’s ability to curse people must have been taught by those skinny monkeys.
"Hey, look at the way it looked just now, it was just scolding you."
When Chen Ze heard what Zhang An said, he was speechless.
After living for more than twenty years, this was the first time he was scolded by a monkey.
But what can he do? He can't argue with a monkey.
Hearing Wang Fang’s call, the Great Sage took a small stool and sat in front of the chair.
It couldn't hold the rice bowl, so it could only lie down on the chair and use one hand to use the spoon in the bowl to bring the rice to its mouth.
"My dear, you monkey is smarter than those who play monkey tricks, and you can even eat by yourself with a spoon."
Looking at the great sage feeding himself spoonful by spoonful, Chen Ze was amazed.
Although books say that monkeys are the animals closest to humans, the difference is there after all.
“Actually, the Great Sage didn’t know how to use chopsticks at first and could only eat with his hands. But Xiao An felt it was dirty, so he trained him to use chopsticks.”
“But the Great Sage After learning it for a long time, I couldn’t use chopsticks, so I finally had to let it try a spoon. It didn’t take long for it to use a spoon.”
Although Wang Fang said it didn’t take much time. Actually she doesn't know.
In order to teach it to use chopsticks, Zhang An always brought the Great Sage into space to learn it.
But I have never been able to learn it. I just can’t use these chopsticks, which makes Zhang An’s disciples collapse.
Fortunately, Zhang An finally learned how to use a spoon, which gave Zhang An some comfort, so he doesn’t have so many requirements for it now.
After all, it is unhygienic to eat with your hands all the time. This guy is always grabbing a handful here and there.
Originally, Chen Ze was still thinking about what he should give Zhang An when he married Su Ying.
After seeing the monkey now, I gave him a general direction.
Soon, the Great Sage finished his dinner, then took his wooden bowl and wooden spoon to the back, washed them and put them away.
This pair of bowls and chopsticks was specially made by Zhang An out of wood. After all, this guy is restless, and the porcelain bowl cannot withstand being dropped.
Chen Ze was even more surprised that the Great Sage washed the dishes himself, but he thought it was normal without thinking too much.
I have learned how to use a spoon, let alone just wash a bowl.
"Hey, it's a bit cold. Zhang An got some clothes for me to wear first."
After the rain stopped, the temperature dropped a bit, making Chen Ze unbearable from the cold.
Wang Fang and Zhang Jianguo at home had already put on a coat.
Although there are autumn rains and cold weather, summer rains are not much different.
After it rained for a while in the evening, the temperature dropped.
When it started to rain, Wang Fang had already gone back to close the doors and windows of the silkworm house.
Because decades of experience tell them that rain at this time will definitely cool down the temperature.
“Hey, Lao Chen, your body is really weak. I asked you to make a pot of turtle soup for you in the afternoon and you said you wouldn’t use it. You must be sorry.”
“ Come on, you really think everyone is like you." Originally, Chen Ze wanted to say that Zhang An was like a bully, but Wang Fang and Zhang Jianguo were both here, so he didn't want to talk nonsense.
Then Zhang An found a coat that he had just bought but had not worn yet and handed it to Chen Ze.
It’s just that Chen Ze is wearing Zhang An’s clothes, which is a bit like wearing a short skirt.
Actually, Chen Ze is not short. He is over 1.7 meters tall and is considered tall locally.
It’s just that Zhang An is too tall, so this comparison is a bit obvious.
After the rain stopped, Zhang An went upstairs to drain the water from the roof to prevent it from soaking in the roof.
After Chen Ze saw it, he followed Zhang An up.
"Old Chen, why don't you go? Huatou recently found a wife and is hatching eggs in the nest. If you go, I'm afraid they will attack you later."
Since the last time Bai Yu gave birth, After laying five eagle eggs, they started laying a nest within a few days.
The female eagle sitting in the nest is very ferocious and does not allow anything to come close to her nest.
In Zhang An’s house, only Zhang An and Huatou can get close.
One time Wang Fang went upstairs to get something, but Bai Yu kept screaming and warning her.
So from the beginning of this period, Wang Fang and Zhang Jianguo at home did not go upstairs.
So whatever he needs to go upstairs to get later, Zhang An will get it.
Unexpectedly, after hearing this, Chen Ze was not only not afraid, but also eager to try.
"Really, then I want to go see it even more."
Chen Ze has never seen a goshawk hatching eggs, so he was very curious at this time.
After Zhang An tried to persuade him, Chen Ze wanted to go and have a look, but in the end he promised that he would just have to look at it from a distance.
After going upstairs, the sound of opening the door was noticed by Bai Yu in the nest.
It kept staring at the movement at the door. Finally, it discovered that it was Zhang An, and then it put down its vigilance slightly.
But Chen Ze also came over later, and Bai Yu was no longer calm.
Immediately screamed, and at this time the flower head who went out to hunt also came back.
Seeing that Chen Ze was also upstairs, he threw the hare in his paws on the roof, spread his wings and rushed towards Chen Ze.
“Flower head.”
Seeing this, Zhang An quickly called out and grabbed the flower head in his hand.
"Old Chen, please get down quickly. Eagles are really irritable at times like this."
"Okay, okay, I'll leave right away."
Chen Ze stopped being stubborn with Zhang An at this time, even though Bai Yu didn't fly out of the nest just now.
But when Huatou rushed over, he was not far away from him at all.
If Zhang An hadn't caught him, he would have been caught for just one more second, and he wouldn't have been able to react.
With such sharp claws, if you were scratched, your skin would be torn apart.
After seeing Chen Ze leave, Zhang An closed the door of the building. At this time, Hua Tou and Bai Yu calmed down.
After confirming that nothing posed a threat, Huatou flew over and picked up the hare he had just thrown away and placed it on the shelf next to him.
At this time, Bai Yu flew out of the nest and squatted in the nest to incubate the eggs.
At this time, Zhang An also walked to the edge of the platform, opened the water outlet, and let the accumulated water upstairs drain down.
The hare Huatou caught today is not big, probably just over two kilograms.
After removing the internal organs, skin and bones, there is not much meat left.
Bai Yu's food intake per day is about one kilogram, which is enough for him to be full.
Even if you squat for a day, this number is still very different.
So this rabbit will not have much left when Bai Yu is full, and Huatou still has to go hunting.
In the past, Zhang An would never have affected the normal life of the couple.
Zhang An never worried that Huatou would not be able to catch anything to eat outside
But today, because he was scared by Chen Ze just now, Zhang An wanted to compensate them.
So I caught a fish from the space, knocked it out, put it on the shelf, and let them have a good meal.
"How are they? Are they okay now?"
Seeing Zhang An coming downstairs, Chen Ze quickly asked about the two goshawks that had just popped up.
“It’s okay. During the time they are breeding, no threatening things are allowed to enter their territory.”
"And the balcony on the third floor of our house happens to be their territory."
This guy Chen Ze won't give up until he gives it a try. I persuaded him just now before going.
It’s just that this guy is really too curious.
"Your family was very well-behaved before. Why are you so irritable now?"
When he came here a few years ago, he had seen Zhang An's family at close range. Chen Ze liked it very much.
"Can it be the same back then? Now we are in the stage of giving birth. A two-legged beast like you is definitely not an ordinary threat. At this time, you must show your desperate momentum."
< br>Zhang An rolled his eyes, you have to go to someone else’s house to watch when someone is giving birth to a baby. Why are you not seeking death?
"Zhang An, how many eggs were hatched in your flower nest this time?"
Obviously, Chen Ze is still very interested in raising eagles, and he was almost caught just now The matter is now behind us.
“Normally, a goshawk has a clutch of four to six, and Bai Yu’s clutch also has five.”
"Doesn't that mean that there will be five eaglets hatched in the future?"
When he heard that there were five eggs, Chen Ze became excited.
"This is not necessarily true. After all, these five eggs may not hatch. There may be bad guys."
The number of eggs hatched by the goshawk is not many. But the probability of a bad guy appearing is not small.
“And even if all five hatched, only one, two at most, will survive in the end.”
“Why, how did so many young eagles survive in the end? Just one or two.”
Chen Ze didn’t understand the habits of eagles and was very puzzled when he heard what Zhang An said.
“This is the habit of an eagle. If a young eagle wants to grow up, it can be said to be full of difficulties.”
Starting from the moment it is hatched, a nest of All young eaglets need to eat.
The adult eagle father and mother eagle do not succeed every time they go out to hunt.
They all need to eat themselves, so it is impossible to bring them all back to be eaten by the young eagles in the nest.
So from an early age, these eaglets have to compete for food with their brothers and sisters born in the same nest.
And the female eagle will not care about this kind of food grabbing.
This is not just a fight for food, but also a fight for survival opportunities.
Because the young eagle has grown to a certain level, it needs to start learning to fly.
During this process, the female eagle will take them from a high cliff to learn to fly.
Because you are studying, you will definitely fall many times. This process can be said to be very cruel.
If you don’t have a sound body, you may fall to death after one fall.
Or it may be seriously injured and disabled, and it may be picked up by other predators.
So they need a strong body to support them in flying again after falling.
And for the eaglets, although this is a fight in the nest, it is the beginning of the battle they learn from childhood.
(End of this chapter)