Chapter 682 The uglier you are, the longer the sentence will be
“Let’s go, let’s go too.”
Not long after Mr. Huang left, Zhang An also greeted his group to continue. Go forward.
I have been resting here for a long time. If I continue to rest, I am afraid I will have to go back home.
“Let’s go as soon as we say~~”
The fat man almost sang Teacher Dahuan’s classic song. There was still half a bag of mulberries left, so he also picked them and put them in the bamboo Basket, carry it on your back together.
"Why are you taking the rest here? Just throw it away. This way you can save some birds, ants, etc. If you like to eat, let's go to the mulberry forest in the village to pick mulberries. It’s much more delicious than this.”
It would be a bit uneconomical for Zhang An to carry a small bag of mulberries all the way back home. It would definitely be easier to go to the village and then pick it in the mulberry forest than to bring it back all the way.
Speaking of the mulberries in the mulberry forest, Zhang An has already thought about picking more when he goes back and making a jar of mulberry-flavored fruit stuffing.
"Forget it, it doesn't weigh much anyway, just take it with you. If you want to eat it later, you can take it out to eat."
The fat man is really reluctant to part with it. After all, this thing belongs to him. Picked it myself.
After hearing what he said, Zhang An didn't care about him. Anyway, the bamboo basket was carried on his back, so it was considered a weight loss.
Although there is not much left, one or two pounds is still enough, and it can make a difference.
After walking along the rugged and rocky mountain road for more than half an hour, the group finally walked out of the mountain.
We came to a hillside that was not very steep, but rather gentle.
The mountains here are connected to each other and seem to stretch endlessly.
Looking around, there are some uneven and jagged rocks on the ground, but there are not many in number. Most of them are large expanses of green grass.
Spring has just passed this season, and the green grass that had just sprouted in the past few months has now grown very strong.
When the distant mountain breeze blows over, some wind-blown grass makes it look like cattle and sheep are visible.
However, compared to the road Zhang An and his party passed, there were no trees growing on this hillside.
Even if there are, they are just some very short bushes, such as prickly pear bushes and some strawberry trees.
"Okay, that's it here, we won't go anywhere else."
As Zhang An said, he put little Siqi on the ground and held her hand, here It was the destination he had set before he came.
“Hey, this place is so strange. Although we are under the open-air dam, I don’t feel hot. Instead, I feel so cool.”
As soon as I came here, I was wearing short-sleeved clothes. The fat man didn't even feel the burning sensation of the sun on his body surface.
At this time, the sun was smiling in the sky, and there was no shade here. The fat man thought he was going to get a good sunbathing from the scorching sun above his head.
The result was not as expected. Instead of being exposed to the sun as expected, I could still feel the mountain breeze blowing over my face and body, bringing a refreshing coolness to my heart.
And the mountain wind blowing here has not only not stopped, but is not weak at all. Even his mousse-sprayed hair has changed into another shape.
"Of course, I'm not just sitting around, I just took you out to bask in the sun."
Zhang An sat directly on the grass and smiled at the fat man.
Even if the fat man wanted to come out to bask in the sun and absorb some ultraviolet rays, he would not do so.
My family knows their own affairs. The reason why Fatty doesn’t feel the heat is partly because it has just entered summer and the local temperature is not too high.
In addition, on this hillside, the cool wind blows constantly, and the hot sunshine is blown away by them.
“But you have to be careful. Although you don’t feel the heat, our sun’s ultraviolet rays are still there. If you really stay in the sun for a while, you will definitely get tanned.”
< br>Zhang An smiled and said to the fat man Zhang Zilin.
Although the summer here is cool, the ultraviolet rays are not bad at all, which Zhang An has experienced since he was a child.
Zhang Zilin was a little better. She was wearing a very thin gauze long-sleeved jacket, which smelled a bit like those sun protection clothes of later generations.
But the fat man is different. His upper body is bare and he wears short sleeves with big arms, and his lower body is in a pair of large pants that go down to his knees.
If he really wants to be exposed to the sun for half his salary, then his arms and legs will definitely be exposed in black and white.
"It's okay. As long as it's not hot, it's not a big deal. Besides, I'm a grown man. I'm afraid of not getting a tan. Besides, it's better to get a tan. It's healthier."
Listen, Fatty I didn't take this to heart at all.
For him, as long as he doesn't feel the heat, that's the best.
After all, fat people are the most afraid of heat. According to his tonnage, it would be really hot and sweating profusely. Who knows how much he would sweat and whether he would be dehydrated by the sun.
As for ultraviolet rays in the sun, growing up in a provincial capital, he already knew what kind of role this thing was and didn't take it to heart at all.
A group of people were sitting on the grass, and little Siqi was playing on the ground by himself.
From time to time, a group of birds fall from the sky and look for food on the grass, which may be grass buds or insects.
As soon as little Siqi sees them, he will be very excited and chase them.
These birds are different from the sparrows that are accustomed to crowds around the village. They are very strange to people.
Little Siqi was still far away, so he startled them and flew up from the ground.
"This place is really nice. It's definitely a good place to camp."
The fat man said lazily while lying on the grass, basking in the sun and blowing the mountain breeze.
"Then you are wrong. If you really want to camp here, it is not that convenient. On the one hand, there is no water source. If you want to get water, you have to go to the mountain where we came from. In addition, at night, The wind here is very strong, and the temperature will drop very low. If you don't pay attention, you will suffer from hypothermia."
Hearing the fat man's words, Zhang An shook his head.
Although he has no camping experience, he has been in the mountains, so the two should be similar.
If this hillside was a little closer to the village at the foot of the mountain, it would definitely be a good place.
But because you have to walk so far through mountains and rivers, and the mountain roads are rugged and winding trails, it is destined that not many people will be willing to come here.
The grass here is very lush, but few of the children in the village who specialize in herding cattle are willing to walk more than an hour to drive their cattle and horses here to graze.
Even people like Zhang Jianguo who are usually willing to spend time finding a good place to graze sheep are reluctant to come here.
But that’s fine. If we were really close to the village, the grass on this hillside would have been eaten clean by the cattle, horses and sheep in the village.
At that time, what was left to people was probably a deserted land, so it was better to stay away from people. In fact, among the mountains surrounded by mountains, the terrain here is somewhat unique. It can be regarded as a unique mountain grassland landform.
Because the shallow soil layer is not suitable for the growth of trees, basically only weeds grow on this hillside.
For example, the Ertai Slope next door, which is also the Ertai Asilisi Prairie, a relatively famous summer resort in later generations, has such a terrain.
It’s just that the land under Zhang An’s feet is not as wide as the Ertaipo next door, and it is in the mountains, which is a bit too far from the villages at the foot of the mountains.
So although he is one of the many twin brothers and sisters in Ertaipo, he does not have the destiny to walk into the vast crowd.
For example, the Asilisi Prairie is still deserted, and it only began to enter the sights of hikers more than ten years later, and was subsequently developed locally.
After all, the local area does not have that much economic strength to develop, and there is not such a large flow of people to support it.
“Qi Qi, come back quickly, and I’ll take a close look at your skin again.”
Seeing little Siqi running around chasing birds farther and farther away, Su Ying, the tiger mother, Just start using the voice control function on him.
Sure enough, as soon as the little guy heard his mother's emotionless voice, he immediately stopped and turned around and rushed back.
Because he knows that if he is really disobedient, he will be spanked by his mother later.
Due to the majesty of her old mother, little Siqi became much more at ease after she came back. She no longer ran around and sat quietly next to Zhang An.
When he saw the fat man stretching out his limbs and lying on the ground like a big character, he also followed suit.
Seeing this, Su Ying didn't care about him anymore.
The ground here is covered with thick grass, and it will be very clean even if there is mud.
This is much cleaner than the little guy sitting on the ground at home.
Su Ying often took care of this issue before, but Wang Fang doted on her grandson too much, always saying that there is no child who is not rustic, and the more he is, the healthier he will be.
So after a long time, Su Ying got used to it. At most, she just washed the clothes a few more times.
“Hey Zhang An, what do you think that thing is there? It’s so ugly?”
The fat man, who had been lying on the ground for a long time, turned his head and looked around, suddenly exclaimed in surprise.
"What? Where is it?"
Zhang An, who was closing his eyes to relax and absorb the essence of the sun, opened his eyes immediately when he heard the fat man's cry, but he could not find the fat man's mouth. The place mentioned here.
"Well, that's right there. If we go from here to the opposite side, we need to turn."
The fat man said while stretching his hand to point in the direction.
Zhang An looked in the direction of the fat man's finger and indeed spotted a guy with black fur.
"Hey, it turned out to be a mountain donkey..."
When he saw this thing, Zhang An's eyes widened a lot.
“Is this a donkey?”
When the fat man heard this, he asked again.
He has never thought donkeys are good-looking, but at least they look a little like horses, so he can still look at them.
But the one I see now is even uglier than the skinny donkey in the village.
“No, mountain donkey is what everyone calls it. In fact, this thing is a takin, called serow.”
Zhang An shook his head and explained to the fat man according to the description in the Forestry Bureau’s information. stand up.
He had never seen this thing with his own eyes. The only reason he knew what it was called was because he had read it in a book. He didn't expect to be able to unlock a brand new animal today.
The name of this thing is serow, and it is one of the very rare animals in this mountain.
Even though Zhang An had seen leopards, blue wolves, and golden monkeys in the mountains, he had never seen this thing.
Even in the village, few elderly people have seen it. Anyway, so far, Zhang An has only heard that Mr. Huang once said that he has seen this thing.
Because it is much smaller than a cow and much larger than a sheep, it is generally similar to a donkey, so many people call it a mountain donkey.
The characteristics of this mountain donkey are big ears, short horns, front and rear legs of different lengths, and a very short neck. When paired together, just like the fat man said, it looks really ugly. .
Because of this, the appearance looks somewhat similar to the four-faced figure in the old version of Fengshenyanyi. In later generations, it was called the four-faced figure by netizens, giving it a nickname.
"Is this a takin? But the antelopes I've seen are not as ugly as this thing."
When the fat man heard that this thing also belonged to the antelope, he immediately frowned.
In the zoo in the provincial capital, there were several takin. He had seen them many times, but he had never seen them so ugly.
"Have you ever seen those that are not the same breed as this one? They are only distant relatives at most. This is the same as black pigs and white pigs are both pigs."
Zhang An rolled his eyes when he heard this. People can be divided into yellow and white, let alone animals.
"Is this delicious? Which one is better than the yellow beef here?"
Since it doesn't look good, Fatty doesn't bother to care about it. Just like the muntjacs in Zhang An's house, Fatty had never teased them because they were not very good-looking, let alone this guy who was even uglier than the muntjacs.
"I advise you to give up this idea. The quantity of this thing is too small. It belongs to the kind of guy who eats one thing and loses the other. Moreover, he is destined to be on the protection list. Don't find it for yourself. Uncomfortable. "
The fat man's thoughts are very dangerous, and Zhang An subconsciously wants to stay away from him.
"I'll teach you a motto, the uglier the things you encounter in the mountains, the longer the judgment will be. If you really encounter one, just leave as soon as possible."
Then Zhang An added to the fat man, which was later criticized by netizens. A classic quote from the Bible.
"Well, that means you don't have to worry about good-looking people, right?"
When Zhang An heard this, he actually learned to draw inferences.
“This sentence only says that those who are ugly should not be touched. It does not say that you can be unscrupulous with those who are good-looking. If you really want to enjoy the national meal for a few years, you can try it.”
Zhang An was speechless and said angrily, why can't this guy get through it?
"Hey, look, it jumped away. I didn't expect it to be so nimble with that kind of physique."
Then, the fat man spoke again.
Zhang An looked over again and saw that the mountain donkey had indeed jumped to the other side from where it was just resting. It was not clear what had disturbed it, and it looked like it was going to run back into the valley.
(End of this chapter)