Chapter 50: How to Encourage Generals
“At a young age, I didn’t think about ‘study for the rise of China’, my mind was full of mosaics. You are worthy of your parents who work hard to make money to support your family, worthy of the teachers who have carefully trained you, and worthy of the great people. The motherland? "
Jiang Chen looked at several people and said 'reprimanding'.
Zhang Yicheng, Wang Wenxuan and Chen Bin opened their mouths.
Damn it!
Why did this guy suddenly raise the topic to an unattainable level?
Wang Wenxuan clenched his fists.
Hit Jiang Chen with a fist.
While smashing back, he said angrily, "Try barking again and see if you speak human language?"
Zhang Yicheng and Chen Bin also joined the 'battle situation'.
The fists hit Jiang Chen's back like raindrops.
“Why don’t you just ask us ‘Why don’t we eat minced meat’?”
“You are a full man and don’t know how hungry a man is when you are hungry.”
“You are eating from a bowl They are thinking about what is in the pot, and now they are accusing us."
"Others said we should just forget about it. You are a 'scumbag' and you are not worthy. You already have a school beauty sister. He hooked up with the ‘stewardess’ sister again.”
Jiang Chen had no choice but to flee.
Damn it.
These brats are too cruel.
Several people chased each other out of the canteen.
After playing on the grass outside the cafeteria for a while, I finally gave up after venting all my energy.
Jiang Chen patted the grass clippings on his body, looked at the panting people lying on the grass, and said with disdain, "Look at you guys, even if I teach you the ancestral method of picking up girls, there is nothing you can do. Master the essence, you know?"
After hearing this, Zhang Yicheng cheered up and said, "You are right."
"The secrets of picking up girls are quite simple, there are only three. Just words." Jiang Chen gave a thumbs up.
The three people lying on the ground immediately pricked up their ears.
Jiang Chen said seriously, "You are big, live well, and have enough physical strength!!!"
"The three of you have sickly bodies, and it is useless to give you secrets. . ”
“You are not a eunuch who goes to a brothel because you are helpless.”
A few people looked at each other.
In unison, Jiang Chen raised his middle finger to express his gratitude.
Zhang Yicheng sat up.
He looked up at Jiang Chen and said, "To be honest, I was skeptical about Wang Wenxuan's 'story' of bragging about you hooking up with the stewardess on the plane."
Wang Wenxuan became a little anxious when he heard it.
You don’t believe he can.
But you have to believe me, my brother witnessed it with his own eyes.
Can there be any fake ones?
But Zhang Yicheng quickly raised his hand to stop Wang Wenxuan's rebuttal.
Then he continued to Jiang Chen, "In other words, I don't actually believe in your so-called ability to 'pick up girls'."
"Why?"
"Yes, you are a little bit more handsome than me, but I don't believe it. You are just a little bit more handsome, and you can roam among thousands of flowers and pick countless flowers?"
< br>Jiang Chen squatted down.
Looking at Zhang Yicheng, he smiled and said, "The provocative method is useless against my brothers. It's not like I am bragging about these awesome things. You can go to whoever brags about it."
Zhang Yicheng's old face turned red.
Fuck!
How could I see through such a clever ‘stimulating method’ by this guy at a glance?
Hiss!
This guy is so thoughtful.
It will become a great thing in the future!
Zhang Yicheng simply stopped hiding, and instead spread his hands and said, "Well, since you have seen through it, I won't hide it anymore. I really want to see you with my own eyes." In other words, I really want you to teach me on the spot.”
Jiang Chen’s expression remained unchanged, “I’m not your father, why should I give you a live demonstration if you want to meet me?”
"You are claiming to be my 'I', but you still don't admit that you are my 'I'?" Zhang Yicheng quickly grabbed Hua Dian.
Jiang Chen's face darkened.
Fuck!
This guy is so shameless.
You are so thick-skinned that even I have to stay away.
So scary!
“It’s useless to talk about breaking the sky anyway.” Jiang Chen said with a dark face.
Zhang Yicheng gritted his teeth and directly showed his trump card, "If you teach on-site, from today until the end of the selection, your stinky socks will be covered by your buddies."
Jiang Chen was stunned.
Zhang Yicheng must have been too cruel.
In order to get out of singles, are you even willing to do such a thing?
It will take several days for the final selection to be completed.
And starting from tomorrow, it is said that there will be intense physical fitness tests every day.
These two days have been hot weather again.
Wearing rubber shoes to complete the physical fitness test, you don’t have to think about the smell of socks to stand against the wind and smell three miles away. But this guy actually invested so much money.
Jiang Chen instantly looked at him with admiration.
What ordinary people can endure cannot be tolerated.
Hmm!
He will definitely be a figure in the future!
Chen Bin and Wang Wenxuan looked confused.
It’s none of my business, bro.
Buddy is just a soy sauce guy.
“It’s none of my business, don’t you know that Little Chengzi has sweaty feet?” Wang Wenxuan shouted.
Chen Bin also immediately expressed his protest, "That's right, I won't wash his stinky socks for him. Whoever wants to wash them can wash them."
But Zhang Yicheng's next words instantly The mouths of two people were blocked.
“Stop shouting, you two have been solo for 17 or 18 years, do you two still want to remain single? You don’t think so, I don’t want to, I still want to give it to the girl I like after I go back Confession.”
This sentence immediately silenced the two of them.
Zhang Yicheng continued, "If we are really admitted to the military academy, it will be even harder to meet girls in college and fall in love. Who doesn't know that the military academy is a monk temple?"
< br>Wang Wenxuan and Chen Bin looked at each other.
Hiss!
What this guy said seems to make sense.
If you don’t seize the few months of summer vacation, solve your personal problems quickly.
Waiting to go to college.
It’s even more hopeless.
What?
There are also girls in the military academy.
There are girls in the military academy, but the ratio of men to women is seriously imbalanced.
Rare things are more valuable.
So why don’t the girls in the military academy choose handsome and outstanding boys? Why should they fall in love with you stinky losers?
Thinked this joint through.
Chen Bin and Wang Wenxuan immediately looked at Jiang Chen and said in unison, "Dad, your smelly socks have been smashed these days."
Jiang Chen was dumbfounded.
He no longer knew what to say.
But he gave a thumbs up to a few warriors.
Awesome! ! !
However, he was quite excited by the conditions offered by these good guys.
It’s just a live demonstration, so you don’t have to wash the smelly socks for the next few days.
Hmm!
This deal is quite a bargain.
So Jiang Chen thought for a while and then said, "Yes, yes, but we have to agree in advance."
"Dad, tell me." Seeing Jiang Chen agree, Zhang Yicheng quickly replied.
“First of all, I’m not teaching you how to pick up girls, but how to communicate with girls. To put it bluntly, it’s ‘picking up conversations’. Do you understand?”
A few people nodded immediately. .
Isn’t striking up a conversation the beginning of an extremely sweet love?
Okay, okay.
They didn’t expect Jiang Chen to deceive a girl into confusion with just a few words.
He is not Daniel Wu.
Not so handsome that he is miserable.
"Second, I have to personally select the person I'm going to 'strike up' with. You can also choose, but I have the right to refuse to demonstrate before the time is right." Jiang Chen added.
This time.
The three little ones were a little confused.
Hurry up and ask why.
“Alas” Jiang Chen sighed, looked at these wooden lumps and said, “Taking up a conversation also depends on time, place and occasion. If the timing is wrong, the chance of success will be greatly reduced. Understand Are you done yet?”
“Oh” the three little ones had an expression of ‘I’ve learned, I’ll live to be old’.
I wish I could find a small notebook and quickly record Jiang Chen’s words.
"Let's go then." Jiang Chen patted his butt and stood up.
"Where are you going?" The three little ones also stood up quickly.
“Canteen.” Jiang Chen pursed his lips toward the canteen.
“Go to the cafeteria to do what you want?”
“Go to the cafeteria to eat.” Jiang Chen said angrily.
Said.
Turn around and walk towards the cafeteria.
(End of this chapter)