Chapter 53 Jiang Chen’s on-site teaching
“What’s going on? Weren’t you guys talking and laughing just now? Why did you suddenly change your attitude?”
Wang Wenxuan saw Jiang Chen coming over and hurriedly asked impatiently.
Zhang Yicheng and Chen Bin also asked, "What on earth is going on? We are enjoying our food with great enthusiasm."
"Yes, yes, why don't we continue?"
Jiang Chen crossed his arms, smiled at a few people and said, "Brother, in order to give you a full live demonstration, I was so angry that the cooked duck flew away."
" Well, with a dedicated teacher like me, you can just have some fun.”
The three little monks were immediately confused.
Hurry and ask, "What do you mean?"
Jiang Chen didn't bother to pay attention to them, and walked out of the cafeteria.
The three little ones saw this and hurriedly chased after him.
In the cafeteria.
Fu Shiyu’s little head lifted up from the pile of books.
Seeing Jiang Chen disappear at the door of the cafeteria, a strange expression appeared on his face, "Huh, I'm a little too greasy, but he is still an interesting person."
But when he thought of Jiang Chen rejecting him so decisively.
A look of anger suddenly appeared on her face.
“It’s fun, but sometimes it’s really annoying”
Outside the cafeteria.
"What are you doing, kid?"
"Do you still want me to wash your stinky socks? You should speak up."
"Brothers, go get a crowbar, I don't believe you can't pry his mouth open today."
The three little ones caught up with Jiang Chen and asked chirpingly.
This time.
They have returned to the lawn outside the canteen.
Jiang Chen first found a clean lawn and sat down, and then said, "Look at how anxious you all are. Let me tell you, picking up girls is like cooking a dish, you can't be in a hurry."
Wang Wenxuan immediately gave him a big roll of his eyes, "You are just a fed man who doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry."
"That's right." Zhang Yicheng also said, "You only know how to make sarcastic remarks."< br>
Chen Bin sat down in front of Jiang Chen and said with a flattering look on his face, "Dad, you should say it this time."
"No wonder those women just need to wink. I've made you fools look bad." Jiang Chen sighed, "It's not that the enemy is too cruel, but that my brothers are not up to par."
" Wang Wenxuan. With a dark face, he said, "Stop talking about useless things and get down to business."
"Yes, yes, how on earth did you strike up a conversation with someone, make them tremble, and then make them angry and change their face?" Zhang Yicheng asked like a curious baby.
“It’s really easy to strike up a conversation.” Jiang Chen raised three fingers, “It’s just three words.”
“Bold, careful, and thick-skinned.”
“Be bold, don’t be intimidated by their superficial ‘indifference’, be considerate, know how to go with what they like, be thick-skinned, don’t think it’s a big deal even if you are rejected, and also Be mentally prepared to be shameless."
"For example, when I just went to strike up a conversation, I happened to see Fu Shiyu reading a book on aerodynamics."
"Oh, yes. Well, Fu Shiyu is what you call the 'iceberg beauty'."
"Then he used aerodynamics as his opening remarks, which successfully attracted her attention."
Wang Wenxuan immediately raised his hand." Report."
Jiang Chen nodded, "Ask."
"What should I do if I don't understand aerodynamics?"
Jiang Chen sighed, "Oh, I'm just taking Fu Shiyu as an example. Do all women in the world like aerodynamics? What I mean is that you have to know how to do what they like."
Wang Wenxuan immediately After reacting, he nodded hurriedly.
"Where did I say it?" He thought for a while and then said, "Just do what you want. Doing what you want is just to open up the situation. How to make progress next depends on you. The art of speaking. ""Every girl has different preferences, but one thing is common, that is, they almost all like men who are humorous, eloquent, and generous."
< br>“For example, some men are not good-looking, but their girlfriends are very beautiful.”
“Then you will ask yourself where do you lose?”
“You will most likely lose. As for the mouth, no one can do it!”
“Besides, most girls are obedient, they like to be pampered and cared for, and they also like to hear nice things.”
“You are investing. The good thing is that after opening up the situation, you should show your masculinity appropriately, take care of or protect them, give them a sense of security in a timely manner, and at the same time coax and praise them more, which will definitely achieve twice the result with half the effort. ”
"Didn't you just ask me if Fu Shiyu and I were having a good chat? Why did it suddenly break down?"
"Because I really want to give you a wrong example to deepen your impression."
"How about it, Dad still loves you, right?"
Zhang Yicheng quickly asked, "Then What kind of mistakes did you make? You have to tell us so we can avoid the trap."
Jiang Chen shrugged and said, "Fu Shiyu asked me what benefits I had from accepting you, so I went to talk to her."
"Then I said you promised to wash my smelly socks in the next few days."
"She stopped doing it, explaining that she was the one who was accosted, why didn't she What benefits do you get?"
"I just said that you are very happy to wash the goddess's original socks, but she is unwilling to wash them for you."
"Not only is she unwilling to give them to you, but she is also unwilling to wash them for you. She also forced me to wash her.”
“Of course I wouldn’t spoil her. I refused harshly and said some serious words.”
“Then the boat of friendship capsized. .”
Um?
Wang Wenxuan and the others immediately looked at each other.
Is this the reason why the car overturned?
Let me go!
Those are the goddess’ original socks.
If you put it online, why don’t you sell it for 180 yuan?
You guys don’t want to, but there are many people who do.
And.
If you don't want to, just don't want to. What are you talking about?
A waste of natural resources.
What a waste of natural resources!
The three little ones immediately looked at Jiang Chen as if he were a fool.
Jiang Chen patted his butt, stood up and said, "Let's go, the lights will be turned off in another hour. That's the end of today's teaching content. You have to go back to the dormitory quickly. , help Daddy wash the smelly socks from the past two days, Daddy is still waiting to wear them."
"Let's go!" Wang Wenxuan also stood up, directly hooked Jiang Chen's neck, and said with a smile, "Go back and wash your socks."
"Yes, yes, I gave birth to a useless child who can't take care of himself. Even a pair of stinky socks must be washed by his father."
"It's okay. As parents, you have to be pampered."
The other two people also joked.
Jiang Chen’s face was filled with black lines.
Just now he called me "Daddy" in a very affectionate manner.
Have you become an ‘er smash’ now?
This is true.
Damn it.
The speed at which you guys change your face is not much worse than that of Fu Shiyu.
Reverse Tiangang again.
Be careful, I said, 'When the father sees that the son is still alive, he draws out seven wolves'.
(End of this chapter)