Chapter 199 A man must be able to draw cakes
There was silence in the lecture theater at first.
Next.
A burst of laughter suddenly sounded.
The roar of laughter was like opening Pandora's box.
The lecture hall suddenly burst into laughter.
Because everyone could tell that what Jiang Chen actually wanted to say just now was 'what a big boy', but he just braked at the last moment.
Aside.
Fang Yihang’s face was full of anxiety.
Looking up at Jiang Chen, he said, "Who said I'm going to run for monitor, little Chengzi, I'm not done with you."
He said it didn't count.
I have to stand up and try to defend my unwillingness to run for class president.
But how could Yang Miao and Cheng Yuehua let him succeed?
I saw two people, one on the left and one on the right, dragging Fang Yihang to his seat unable to move.
Sun Zhigao also smiled and said, "You recommend your roommate Fang Yihang, right? That's okay, I'll put Fang Yihang's name on it."
Jiang Chen saw 'The overall situation has been decided', and then he sat back in his seat.
Fang Yihang immediately grabbed his neck, "You brat, are you framing me?"
Jiang Chen's face was innocent, "Don't you already feel unhappy with Zhao Juanze? , I’m going to give you a chance to compete with him, it’s fine if you don’t thank me, but you still want to kill your father?”
“Go away.” Fang Yihang said with a black line on his face, “Don’t think I don’t. I know, you just want to see my joke.”
Jiang Chen patted his chest, “I really don’t want to see your joke.”
"Huh?" Fang Yihang looked suspicious.
Yang Miao and Cheng Yuehua also looked at Jiang Chen with puzzled faces.
Jiang Chen shrugged and explained, "Because you are a joke."
"I~want~to~kill~you!" Fang Yihang gritted his teeth and faced again Jiang Chen rushed over.
In a minute or two.
Jiang Chen let go of the suppressed Fang Yihang, and then explained, "As I told you before, someone in our dormitory must stay within the power circle of the class, so among the four of us, Someone must come out to run.”
“Not only Fang Yihang, but you two can’t escape.”
“This is a good position for Xiao Yuezi.”
"Yang Sanshui is very talkative, why not go to the student union."
Seeing that he had made clear arrangements, several people looked at him in unison, "What about you?"
Jiang Chen shrugged, "Me? I have more important things to do."
Jiang Chen doesn't want to run for class cadre.
I don’t have much interest in student unions or clubs.
On the one hand, he had already had a similar experience in his previous life, and there was no need to waste time on such trivial matters in this life.
On the other hand, he was not sure how long he could stay in this class.
If you are really elected as a class cadre and then "escape", wouldn't you be irresponsible?
"Haha, you made the arrangements very clearly, but do you really think that you run the school? If you want me to be the principal, I can be the one?" Fang Yihang said angrily, "Don't tell me. Others, let’s talk about Zhao Juanze, his comrade and roommate, at least seventeen or eight votes.”
“As for me, besides you, does anyone else choose me?”
"So I'm not going to run for the fucking election, I'm just going to humiliate myself."
Jiang Chen looked at what he said with a serious face.
He quickly patted him on the shoulder and said, "How can you be so pessimistic as you said?"
"As long as you do what I say, there is still some hope, isn't it the squad leader, as long as you have your cake?" If you draw it round enough, you will definitely get enough votes, do you understand what I mean?"
Fang Yihang blinked. It was obvious that he didn't understand what Jiang Chen meant at all.
Yang Miao and Cheng Yuehua also had similar expressions.
The eyes of the three people all revealed clear stupidity.
Painting?
What the hell?
Jiang Chen looked at the three little ones with confused faces and sighed.
Alas...
I still haven’t experienced the beatings from society!
I can’t even draw a cake.
A real man must be able to draw cakes!
Wait.
Of course the young man can’t draw a pie.
They will only eat the cakes drawn by others
After a few years.
After they have had enough pua and eaten enough cakes drawn by others, they naturally know what "painting big cakes" means.
"What I said is that I want you to change your approach." Jiang Chen taught earnestly, "Don't shout some false and empty slogans, but make promises to the students in the class based on reality. You are Santa Claus at this time, try to fulfill their wishes."
Fang Yihang said with a bitter look, "I am not Santa Claus."
Jiang Chen can't wait to open this guy's head to see if it's a human brain or a pig's brain inside
"I'm just making an analogy."
"For example, I provoke you to provoke you. Come on, hit someone else.”
“Go away, now is not the time to smile. I want you to make a promise to the classmates, impress them, and let them support you. As for whether you can keep it later, Let’s talk about it later, do you understand?” Jiang Chen quickly responded.
Fang Yihang felt that he had understood everything.
So I quickly asked, “What should I do?”
Health care, education, taxes, paid holidays.
Don’t you all watch international news? ?
Wait.
This has nothing to do with international news.
Why do these white-skinned words suddenly appear in my mind?
Am I wrong with my brain?
mmp!
I didn’t expect that I still have the potential to be a big liar.
Sure enough.
There is no such thing as ‘trash’ in this world.
Only misplaced resources.
Jiang Chen actually had a feeling of helplessness, 'I only have the skills to be a pussy, but I am a girl'.
"But you have to remember that you must accurately position the pancake, otherwise you will not be painting pancakes, but firing cannons." Jiang Chen said while thinking, "You know the students in our class What is the most lacking? ”
“First, you must understand that class leaders are servers, not leaders, so your campaign slogan is ‘Class leaders are not leaders, but servers’. You have to tell your classmates that you will serve them wholeheartedly in the next year.”
Fang Yihang frowned, "Isn't this a bit too humble?"
"I have said that the cakes drawn at this time are all farts. Have you ever seen any big liar fulfill his promise? "Really?" Jiang Chen said angrily, "What's more, I can help you canvass votes."
"Secondly, our school is too strict and we can only go out in a month." Once, and the mobile phone must be handed in, and you can only use the mobile phone for half a day every week, so the students in our school are seriously lacking in entertainment activities, so you must promise to hold as many entertainment activities, sports activities, etc. as possible, for Let’s spend our spare time.”.
Jiang Chen said it very seriously.
"The last step is the trump card. As long as you draw this pie, I guarantee you will succeed." Jiang Chen was full of confidence.
Fang Yihang was immediately interested, "Speak quickly, I'm listening."
"Lianyi." Jiang Chen looked at Fang Yihang and said word by word, " You tell these singles in the class that as long as you become the monitor of our class, you will have a way to let them interact with other classes and other colleges.”
(End of this chapter)