Chapter 926: Easy to retract
Jost’s back muscles were completely stiff. Who would have thought that Levi would tamper with the script in the first sentence of the opening sentence and aim his gun at the program crew?
Besides, Michaels had no expression on his face and twitched the corner of his mouth, "It's a bit interesting."
Jost broke into a cold sweat and felt his knees weak. He thought he was witnessing an epic event. Disasters should be fun, allowing the audience to see Levi in a different light than he does in the ring; but witnessing the disaster while standing next to Michaels is another matter, and it's completely impossible to focus.
Then.
"So, I guess, I should have a nickname like OJ, instead of some running back (Runner)."
Hilarious!
The audience burst into laughter and thunderous applause——
"OJ", which is the abbreviation of Orange Juice, is also the nickname of OJ Simpson, who is an NFL Hall of Fame running back. At the same time, it was also recorded in history because of the famous "Wife Killing Case". The verdict that shocked the United States was called the "Trial of the Century" and condensed the turmoil in the entire American society.
If you are curious about the far-reaching impact of the O.J. Simpson case, you can watch the Oscar-winning best documentary feature "OJ Simpson: Made in America."
Obviously, at this moment, Levi deliberately brought up Simpson, in a teasing way that was not only bold but also pointed, and launched a counterattack around his own name.
There is no doubt that this is what "Saturday Night Live" needs. The studio audience loves this joke so much that one or two people whistled.
On the side, Jost was dumbfounded: So, this is what Levi calls nervousness?
What would happen if Levi was not nervous?
Li Wei, who was standing on the stage, was completely relaxed at this time, and he was at ease with everything.
“Honestly, I’m very nervous.”
Hahaha, the whole audience clapped and laughed, no one believed it at all.
Levi looked innocent.
"I'm serious. Hey, not everyone can handle the pressure of sneaking into a talk show and leaving their teammates in the middle of nowhere."
"Shhh , don’t tell Patrick”
The laughter couldn't stop at all. It was unimaginable that in less than thirty seconds, the entire scene was completely under Levi's control.
“So, after I was confirmed to appear on the program, I carefully studied the programs of Peyton Manning, Eli Manning, and Tom Brady in previous years.”
“Nothing. There's no doubt that they're legends and have a lot of support, which makes their opening moments heartwarming."
"I'm sure it's not because the program is worried that these quarterbacks won't be able to fill the three-minute opening. Monologue, so I used the crowd tactic to fill the time.”
Pfft.
Jost couldn't hold it back and laughed out loud, which stood out among the thunderous laughter in the audience. He glanced furtively at Michaels, only to find that Michaels was still staring at Li Li. Wei, his expression did not change, and he felt a little relieved.
The smile became brighter again.
The first half is the script; the last sentence is Levi's improvisation.
Jost has to admire, this guy is so bold, and the big heart that was on top of the Super Bowl also brought the "Saturday Night Live" stage.
Amidst the laughter of the whole audience, Levi seemed particularly calm, and continued on with a calm look on his face. ”
"Payton's parents and brothers were all there, Eli even brought his entire offensive line, and Tom, for God's sake, has a supermodel wife, phew, I can't get along."< br>
This time, whistles and boos were added to the laughter, and the whole studio was extremely lively.
"Sorry, I have nothing."
"It's just me. Alone. Alone. Single-handed. If this was a Western movie, it would be great; but alas, here it is New York. ”
Tease, complain, ridicule.
The applause thundered again.
“When I told my father that I was going to try rugby, my father was very happy, ‘Oh yeah, is my son finally about to become the second David Beckham?’”
"Thank you, Dad, I know you are confident in your appearance, but Beckham?"
Levi's face was full of doubts, and he laughed like crazy at the scene. At the front of the stage, a woman could not contain her excitement and excitement, "Levi, I love you."
Levi showed a sly smile and said, "Thank you. I believe you expressed your feelings to David in the same way."
Hahaha.
This time, Levi did not pause, "And, dad, this football is not that football, we live in the United States. It took my father a lot of effort to realize that I became a person who relied on Yan like Beckham. The dream of a player who can afford to eat is shattered.”
Hands down, helpless.
The scene was filled with laughter.
Levi continued, "But now, this dream seems to be revived again."
As he spoke, Levi pulled up his suit——
Louis Vuitton .
In an instant, the scene started to boo, and the crowd was full of boos. There is no doubt that this is the hottest topic in this offseason.
Not even one.
After all, other topics have more or less barriers, but the gossip about football players endorsing luxury brand fashions does not, and everyone can discuss it.
Then, Levi did not continue to speak, but stood upright on the spot.
At first, the audience didn’t understand what was going on.
Swift's eyes widened, "Oops, Levi forgot the lyrics."
Waiting for a moment, watching Levi change another pose and continue to freeze, then people realized , Levi is imitating the model's posture.
So, is this a self-deprecating vase idol?
I feel a little cold and can’t laugh.
The next second, Levi moved, leaning back and kicking out his right leg. Although it is not 100% similar, it can still be seen that this is Beckham's iconic full-moon scimitar free kick posture. .
Poof.
Although it is a cold humor, I have to admit that it is indeed funny. I never expected that Levi’s opening remarks tonight would actually make fun of Beckham. It seems that the Louis Vuitton endorsement contract has been very lethal in recent times. Beyond just hanging out, someone has already put Levi and Beckham together——
In a negative sense, cynicism, and acrimony, everyone thought that Levi was beginning to degenerate and might become a fashion star like Beckham.
In the face of such rumors, a positive response seemed too formal and serious, and turning a blind eye seemed guilty and withdrawn. Therefore, "Saturday Night Live" lent its stage to Levi and allowed Levi to express himself in a kind of way. Respond in a teasing manner.
Judging from the on-site reactions, Levi has completed an outstanding task. It can also be seen from the side that Levi and Beckham should have a good personal relationship.
Rustling, low laughter surged.
Levi regained his original position, shook his head slightly, and said with a hint of regret, "British humor doesn't work well here, cold sweat."
A self-deprecating sentence perfectly resolved the embarrassment——
What if baggage doesn’t work?
Levi gave the perfect answer.
Jost's eyes widened, and he couldn't hold it back. He clapped his hands and cheered for Levi. Amid the roaring applause of the audience, Jost shouted loudly.
“This is New York, not London.”
With such a contrast, the laughter effect is even better, and the laughter is stirring in the studio.
Levi spread his hands, still calm.
“It seems that I still need to continue to learn about relying on my face to make a living. This leaves me no other choice. I must reach the top and win the championship again next year.”
This What kind of twist is this?
For a moment, the studio erupted into a roar of applause and whistles, which was also mixed with shouts of "The giant is the champion". It was extremely lively.
(End of this chapter)