Chapter 706: The Battle between Monkeys and Martens
When Zhang An returned to the village, before he crossed the bridge, he saw many people surrounding his door.
Just as he was approaching in his car out of curiosity, everyone also spotted him.
"Zhang An is back. Come and see your monkey fighting with the marten."
The surrounding villagers are basically old men. When they see Zhang An coming back, , and immediately started to boo.
“What the hell?”
When Zhang An heard this, he was a little confused at first, but then he immediately realized that it was probably the Great Sage guy who was back.
Now that there were many villagers in the courtyard, Zhang An did not drive in, but got out of the car and walked in to take a look.
Sure enough, the Great Sage came back and was squatting on the osmanthus tree in his yard. He was grinning and chirping towards the wall of the yard.
Zhang An looked towards where it was looking and saw Smelly standing there.
But instead of standing like usual, he was lying on all fours, with his hind legs slightly bent and his head slightly raised.
Zhang An is very familiar with this look, because this guy looks like this when he is hunting rabbits in space.
It seems like what everyone said, the Great Sage and the Smelly are fighting.
In the courtyard under the tree, little Siqi was holding his hands on his hips, raising his head and calling out to the tree and courtyard wall.
Normally, as soon as Xiangxiu hears his little master calling him, he will immediately run over to report.
But today the little thing did not move abnormally, and still stared at the monkey on the osmanthus tree with concentration.
It seems that the monkey monkey of the Great Sage has given the smell too much of a threat to make the little thing ignore the call of the little master.
Seeing that after shouting for a long time, the stench on the courtyard wall showed no sign of coming down, Xiao Siqi got angry.
Not only did the voice get louder, but he also started cursing.
Although he is young, he has a surprisingly good memory. No one teaches him to curse at all. He only occasionally listens to a few curse words from the villagers, but even so, he writes down more or less. Some.
But because he was still too young, he tried his best to look very fierce.
But in the eyes of the adults around him, he is fierce and fierce. He is so cute. Every time he shouts, he can make everyone laugh.
But he was still too young. Even if he saw the adults around him laughing, he still didn’t know they were laughing at him.
Xiao Siqi was very unhappy when he failed to call down the smell. When he saw Zhang An coming back, he immediately ran over and hugged Zhang An's legs to complain.
Through his son’s accusation, Zhang An probably got some clarity.
It turned out that today he and Shouxiang were playing in the yard, but the Monkey King suddenly came back.
As soon as he saw the stench in the yard, he went crazy like a jealous enemy.
In fact, this is not difficult to understand. As the most intelligent animal in the mountains, monkeys can clearly distinguish objects that threaten them.
Smelly is a mink. Although it is only a little tall, it is not easy to mess with in the mountains.
Especially the yellow-throated marten in the local mountains, the combat power of that thing is simply incredible.
Not only can it threaten young monkeys, it can even sometimes hunt monkeys that are ten times larger than itself.
The coat color of the smelly body is not very similar to that of the yellow-throated marten, but the Monkey King is color-blind and cannot tell the difference at all. He only thinks that this little thing is their old enemy, the yellow-throated marten, so he becomes their enemy. Extremely jealous when they meet.
The little ferret Smelly is not a vegetarian. Although he has not grown to a full body, after Zhang An's special training during this period, his own strength has exceeded the scope of a cub.
Originally, it was playing happily with its little master, but suddenly found that this strange guy with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks became hostile when he saw him.
Seeing that the guy in front of him was so incompetent, he would definitely not get used to it, and a fight between monkeys and martens immediately broke out.
The little ferret is still not yet an adult, and it is not one of the yellow-throated ferrets with explosive combat power. It can't do anything to the great sage who is already an adult and is more powerful than a normal adult monkey.
But it is very smart. It cannot beat this unqualified guy, but it does not let it take advantage.
After all, its speed talent is better than that of a monkey. In addition, after being stimulated by space recently, it is much faster than before, so the Monkey King, the monkey, can't do anything to it.
So the situation that Zhang An saw when he came back was formed. The two parties have been in a stalemate.
As for why my son only calls me Smelly and not the Monkey King.
The reason is actually very simple, because the Great Sage has left home and gone to the mountains for a long time. At that time, little Siqi was still in his infancy, a baby who knew nothing.
Later, after he began to understand the world, the Monkey King, the Monkey King, was no longer at home, so Xiao Siqi recognized Xiaohu and the others, Huatou and his family, Gray Ball and the others, and the other animals in the house. Don't remember the monkey.
After understanding the cause and effect, Zhang An had to break up the fight. Otherwise, if they let the two of them make such a fuss, they might not be able to calm down in a short time.
"Hurry up and come down."
Zhang An glared and shouted in a bad tone to the two enemies above who were staring at me and me at you.
The voice was not very loud, but rather lower than usual, but there was an irresistible command in the tone.
After this period of raising, the little ferret has long remembered Zhang An’s master’s orders in his heart. When he heard this, he immediately jumped off the wall and ran to Zhang An without caring about guarding against the monkeys. The submissive look on An's hand was different from the ferocious look just now.
The monkey was the same. He didn't dare to disobey the order. He just came down from the tree and squatted at Zhang An's feet. He was so honest that he didn't show any signs of violence at all.
After all, it was beaten and surrendered by Zhang An in the past, and the shadow was indelible in its mind, just like Sun Houhou will always remember Wuzhishan.
Everyone was stunned to see this scene where the painting style suddenly changed and suddenly became harmonious.
"Look, I told you that Zhang An had to speak, otherwise no one would be able to touch this monkey."
Many people in the village have an impression of the Monkey King. After all, Many people had seen it when Zhang An used it to pick peaches.
At that time, they felt that the monkey must have been tamed by Zhang An, otherwise ordinary people would not be able to control this violent monkey.
They originally came together to watch the fun, but now that Zhang An came back, the monkeys and martens no longer stood in a stalemate, and the fun was naturally gone, so they dispersed one by one.
Zhang An had no expectations for the Monkey King, the monkey, and he didn’t expect it to come back after knowing that it returned to the mountain.
This sudden return really surprised Zhang An.
But I was surprised. He did this kind of thing right after he came back. Zhang An never liked having restless people at home. By doing this, the monkey boy was simply challenging his bottom line, so he definitely couldn't do it. Let it go easily.
However, everyone in the yard dispersed, so Zhang An went out and drove the car into the yard first, so as not to have to stand in front of others.
“Come here.”
After parking the car, Zhang An pointed at the Monkey King and brought it to the flower bed beside the courtyard wall.
The great sage didn't dare to resist, so he had to obey the instructions obediently.
Later, Zhang An found another wooden basin, which was half filled with water.
When the monkey saw this, he didn't know what was waiting for him. Because this was the method Zhang An used to punish it in the past. Every time it made a mistake, Zhang An made it stand by the flower bed, and then held up a wooden basin filled with water to punish it.
Usually ten minutes, fifteen minutes for slightly more serious mistakes, and half an hour for very serious cases.
Pohou'er's temperament has always been mean and he likes to make mistakes.
But after being punished by Zhang An several times, he became more honest and disciplined.
When it saw this thing now, it immediately remembered the shadow on the other side of its heart, scratching its ears and cheeks anxiously, and squeaking.
“Put your hands up.”
But Zhang An ignored it at all. If he made a mistake, he would be punished.
Seeing that his explanation for a long time was useless, the monkey had no choice but to accept the punishment obediently. He stood up straight on the flower bed and stretched his two paws above his head.
Then Zhang An placed a wooden basin half filled with water on top of its head and let it hold it up.
If the water in the basin sloshes out, it will have to be whipped.
The wooden basin is not big, and the quality is very light. Half filled with water, it only weighs a few kilograms, so it is not too heavy.
But let’s not forget it. Although this monkey has been back on the mountain for a long time, he has not forgotten the skill of holding the wooden basin and standing firmly.
It was also because it had been punished to stand so many times before, so it walked upright very naturally on weekdays, unlike other monkeys who had to walk on all fours after taking a few steps.
After punishing the monkey, Zhang An did not forget the little ferret.
Although the monkey caused the trouble first, it is a taboo to dare to disrespect the little master's orders.
But it is too small and cannot be punished like the monkey.
Zhang An just found the iron cage at home, locked it inside, and punished it with solitary confinement.
Because the little thing is very active, it is really annoying to be in a cage with no freedom at all.
In addition, it was imprisoned in that iron cage, so it felt very repulsive.
But it is precisely because of this that it can have the effect of punishment.
After the punishment, Zhang An stopped caring about them, and Xiao Siqi also ignored the little ferret for the time being because he was angry.
Only the two of them were left in the yard. One was standing on the flower bed holding a wooden basin, and the other was in a cage. The two pairs of little eyes looked at each other from a distance.
As for whether it has any special meaning, it is unknown.
Zhang An returned upstairs and found his wife staying in the study.
He originally thought that Teacher Su was seriously correcting the test papers or making other teaching preparations.
But when I looked closer, I found that this person was not doing anything, but was staring at the computer screen, chatting and surfing with her classmates with great interest.
In this regard, Zhang An could only lament that the charm of the Internet is so great. Even Teacher Su, who has always been diligent in teaching, fell in love with it and became addicted to it.
"What are you talking about? You are so serious."
After Zhang An approached, he realized that his wife still hadn't noticed him, so he suddenly said.
“Oh, what are you doing? You scared me.”
Su Ying was frightened by Zhang An’s sudden sound. She kept patting her chest and glanced at Zhang An. One glance.
"What's scary about my normal walking? You were too focused and didn't realize it. You can blame me."
Zhang An shouted that he was wronged. When he was walking just now, There was obviously the sound of tapping footsteps.
“If I don’t blame you, how can I blame me?”
As soon as Su Ying heard this, she immediately looked over with squinting eyes. The power of her eyes had already been learned from Wang Fang’s lifelong skills. Three or four floors.
As expected of the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law who love each other, even this aspect is passed down by word of mouth.
“Okay, okay, blame me, blame me.”
Regardless of whether he was wrong or not, Zhang An decisively lowered his head. He didn't want to be unable to sleep in bed at night.
Su Ying, like the students in the class these two days, was extremely anxious. She had been worrying about what she would do if her students failed the exam. Zhang An didn't want to touch her brow.
"Hey, Zhang An, Wang Min is getting married this year, and he asked us to go over and have some fun."
As soon as Zhang An was soft, the smoke dissipated invisibly, and Su Ying talked about the content of the chat just now.
“Did she say when?”
Zhang An was not surprised by this, because Su Ying had said before that Wang Min might get married.
"It should take another month or two. She said that she is choosing a date recently. She will tell us when it is determined."
Su Ying is not sure yet, because Wang Minna The edge has not yet been determined.
"Then wait until she is sure. If nothing happens then, then just go out and play."
Zhang An doesn't care, as long as his wife is on vacation, he wants to You can go anywhere.
Returning to the courtyard again, it had been half an hour since the monkey was punished by holding the basin on his head. Zhang An no longer made things difficult for the monkey and spared it this time.
After the wooden basin was taken away and no longer forced to stand, the monkey immediately found a place and collapsed, not wanting to move at all. It can be imagined that this punishment was indeed not easy.
But it is not without effect. At least it has stayed in the mountains during this period, and the wild nature it has developed has been restrained a lot.
Otherwise, when it comes back, it will think that home is the same as in the mountains and it can go crazy at any time.
The monkey is freed, only the poor little ferret still has to be punished and confined.
Although it is not as hard as the monkeys, for the little ferrets who are used to freedom, the narrow cage is simply a nightmare.
Especially now that it has grown up a lot, the cage is not as loose as it was when it was a child. Now it is not that easy to turn around freely.
However, Zhang An made up his mind to lock it up for a long time and teach it a lesson. If time is not enough, he will definitely not let it out easily.
During dinner in the evening, Wang Fang saw the monkeys coming back. In addition to leaving food for the tigers and others, Wang Fang also left a portion for the monkeys.
It’s not that Wang Fang misses the monkey that much, it’s mainly because it’s time to pick peaches again in a few days, and this monkey is a big help.
If it were there, it would be as good as an artificial one.
(End of this chapter)