Chapter 271 For Whom the Bell Tolls
Lin Qi suddenly felt that the world was not as beautiful as imagined. It was also full of suffering and pain, and was full of murderous intent.
He was sitting on the sofa in the living room on the first floor. Mrs. Maggie, who had returned from shopping for groceries, was busy in the kitchen, and little Martha hid in her bedroom, leaving the living room on the first floor for the three of them.
He had just invited Miss Valente into the room, but maybe he felt some invisible pressure, and Officer Natalie, who was resting upstairs, also came downstairs.
Thus, the sharp and upright eyes and the gentle and peaceful eyes met on the first floor of the apartment.
They looked at each other silently, but at this moment, Lin Qi felt his scalp numb, and he had the illusion that more than forty evil gods were holding hands and circling around him.
It was as if a death bell rang in my ears.
My dear neighbor, I offer my faith to you now. Can you lead me into sleep in the kingdom on the other side? I'm tired.
[Escape doesn't solve the problem, Lynch, and unfortunately, usually we only accept the faith of humanoids in their entirety, not the fragments thereof. 】
Tsk, why do you call someone a scumbag in front of them? What the hell did you see in my memory?
Fortunately, those terrible things did not happen. The two ladies introduced themselves to each other politely, then entered the living room on the first floor together, sat opposite each other on the sofa, and talked. Very happy.
No, it's not good at all. Something scarier than imagined has happened. The two ladies actually had a great time talking to each other.
They began to introduce their experiences during this period in a tacit understanding, leaving no room for Lynch, who was sitting on the sofa in the middle, to make technical adjustments. But those seemingly ordinary actions and words made Lynch feel on pins and needles.
“I see, he rushed into the sleeping ancient city with his companions, and faced the evil god in order to protect the girl who was sacrificed. This man is simply a model of courage and order. No wonder he suddenly left a letter and couldn’t find it. I was dead, but I broke my leg when I came back. I thought I was doing something bad that couldn't be seen in the light. This is a good thing to protect the civilians. I have nothing to hide, right? Lynch, this is it. You should be encouraged when doing things like this, hehehehe.”
Can’t I do good deeds without leaving my name behind? And Natalie, why doesn’t your tone of voice sound encouraging at all? Also, look at why I squinted my eyes and opened them only a slit. It reminds me of the way Mr. Guan looked at the bidder. Just look at it. Why are you looking at my neck? I'm cold.
"So that's it. Even though I was just an ordinary person with no fighting ability, I rushed into the Leng Spider's lair without hesitation, stood in front of the weak lady, and used my own body to bear the evil god's claws and fangs for her. It's worthy of me. It’s Mr. Detective, what he does is so romantic, for the sake of... The lady I just met for a day is not afraid of sacrifice, it’s such an admirable chivalry, haha.”
Hiss, Diana, what’s wrong with you, you. Her smile was so standard, it was as if it were measured with a ruler. And if you want to talk about other women, please change your mind temporarily. We are comrades-in-arms. We are simply comrades-in-arms. Really, believe me, you must be thinking wrongly.
"What a touching story. In order to seize the last chance, he actually brandished a knife to kill himself. We have faced so many crises together, and I have never seen Lynch show such a heroic performance. Right? , Lynch, hiding your own advantages is not the behavior a Rand gentleman should do. Show it boldly. We are comrades who fought together in blood. I will be proud of you."
No, you touch the hilt of the sword when you are proud. Then what do you do when you are not proud, just draw your sword and kill people? If you praise me, praise me. Why is your smile even weirder than when you chopped down the pirate just now? The blood you say is not because I was bleeding from the chop, right? Didn't we fight side by side just now? Aren't we comrades in arms? Calm down.
“Yes, even though the erosion has already begun, he is still persisting, connecting himself with the person being eroded, and using his own soul to awaken the victim. Mr. Detective really has the demeanor of the ancient sages, which is really impressive. Envy, it would be great if someone could never leave me like this, right, Mr. Detective?
I don’t want to mention that your fan is too scary, and it’s always pointed at my head. , I won’t tell you. You are still shaking your fan. Please tell me whether you are wearing a real fan or a shotgun today, or I will make you wet your pants on the spot.
Lin Qi was on the verge of crying as the two ladies stared at him with smiles on one side and the other on the right.
Wow, women are so scary.
During this period, I have been with the two ladies day and night. It is nonsense to say that Lynch has no idea at all.
As an otaku, he is just slow and not mentally retarded. Of course he feels some very subtle changes in daily contact, and as a man, he still enjoys this feeling.
It’s not that he hasn’t thought about how to deal with these happy worries, but in some aspects, being an otaku may be worse than being mentally retarded. After thinking about it, he couldn’t come up with any result except a giggle. The final decision was, Just follow your own heart.
Yes, my heart and actions are as clear as a mirror, and everything I do is holy. This is the oracle recognized by my neighbors.
[I'm not, I don't have it, don't be rude, there were no scum in my previous church. 】
In short, Lynch’s decision is to do his own thing well. Anyway, this world is glamorous on the surface, but privately it is very messy with knights, ladies, wives and lovers, and his little things like this are not worth making a fuss about. Then just follow your heart, let everything take its course, and let time decide. The problem is that this is so natural that it would almost cut off a natural kitchen knife. Especially when those two glances with different meanings but the same weirdness hit his face at the same time, he subconsciously covered his neck, as if he saw a kind head waving in the distance.
"Pfft."
As if they had made an appointment, looking at Lynch who was sweating coldly, the two ladies looked away at the same time. They looked at each other meaningfully and smiled, obviously the content of the conversation was not the same. Nothing has changed, but Lynch clearly feels that the explosive atmosphere seems to have quietly eased.
Huh, it seems that he survived. Lin Qi let out a sigh of relief. The two girls still have a sense of proportion and let him go for the time being. He is not sure what will happen in the future, but at least for now, his head is There’s no need to say goodbye to your body just yet.
With a relieved smile, Lynch wiped his sweat and looked at the two ladies who were chatting happily. Just as he was about to say something, the bedroom door opened with a click, and the blond and blue-eyed doll Martha ran out. , ran all the way to Lynch.
"Uncle Lynch, mom told you to put your underwear on the bed. She took it to wash before going back to the room at night."
After saying that, the little guy looked calm and clicked. turned around and left.
Wait, how did your mother in the kitchen bypass us from informing you in the bedroom? And why did you delete a few keywords to make this sentence so ambiguous?
Before Lin Qi could react, two eyes that had just softened were shot at his face at the same time.
? ? ?
Damn it, you naughty kid who deserves a beating, we had no grudges in the past and have no grudges in the recent days. Why are you trying to trick me?
No, the hatred is as deep as the sea. If you wait for me, your ass will be beaten to pieces.
Slightly, slightly.
The little guy didn't even pay attention to Lin Qi's cannibalistic eyes. He turned around and made a face, then closed the bedroom door happily, revealing a small eye from the crack in the door, staring at the good show outside.
Just wait, I will introduce you to the Swollen Girl in a moment. You are the same kind of people and must have something in common.
“Heh, heh, heh, um, listen to my explanation...Listen to my explanation, things are different from what you think.”
"Mr. Detective, I heard that Princess Chloe has sent you an invitation letter for the night after tomorrow. For the sake of the plan, you must attend." Unfortunately, you only have one chance. If you miss it, you will lose it forever. Someone has already Not intending to give him a chance to explain, he said with a reserved smile, "It would be too risky for you to attend by yourself at this time, and according to etiquette, you can also bring a female companion with you in your current capacity. So, you plan to bring Who will attend? "
"Yes, Lynch, this is about your life and safety, think about it before you decide."
Looking at the two pictures with different styles but the same youth and beauty. Lin Qi's cold sweat broke out again when he saw the two meaningful smiles on his face.
I'm not going to go, okay? You guys... huh?
A sudden inspiration flashed in his mind. Lynch's eyes lit up and he slapped the table:
"I thought of it."
The two ladies subconsciously leaned forward slightly.
"You guys go together."
The two ladies held the sword, while the other held the folding fan. Their movements were in perfect harmony.
"No, no, that's not what I meant. It's business. No, I didn't say it wasn't business. I meant another business."
Lin Qi had already slapped himself dozens of times in his heart. , coughed a few times, then lowered his voice and said:
"I thought of a plan, let's do this..."
(End of this chapter)