Chapter 11 Sha Seng’s helplessness towards Zhu Bajie (this chapter is free)
Sharp and Shen Ma, Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi are doing market research on the future fortune-making plan on Yingbin Street in Longjiang City, Sharp in contemplation But his thoughts were interrupted by a vicissitudes of life and a deep voice.
"Uh... the earth is round? It's the earth! Sister Feng! Sister Furong! Isn't that an internet celebrity from the earth decades ago!" What the old man said were all words from the earth. Could it be that he was an Earthling who accidentally traveled here like me? Thinking of this, Xili quickly followed the sound and walked over. As he gradually approached, Xili saw a man with a beard and messy hair under a high wall, lazily basking in the sun.
The slovenly old man saw Sharp approaching from the slits in his eyes that had been sunburned. He couldn't help but flash his eyes, and then shouted feebly: "The sky is blue, the earth is round, in the dark We are destined, Sister Feng is crying, Sister Furong is making trouble, I only hope that the person who is destined to come will come soon, and the unique secret book is only given to the person who is destined to be destined!"
"Old man, why is the earth round? Do you know Sister Feng? With Sister Furong?" Sharp walked up to the old man, leaned down and asked softly: "Are you Brother Zhu?"
The sloppy old man didn't even blink when he heard Sharp's question. A voice said: "Where did this rash boy come from? Why do you have so many boring questions?"
"Uh...Old man, what did you say? Get up quickly and answer." Shen Mang, who was following Sharp, said angrily.
Seeing this, Sharp squatted down and glanced back at Shen Ma, then said patiently: "Old man, these issues are very important to me, please tell me, okay?"
"Gift to those who are destined!" The sloppy old man suddenly pushed a yellowed thread-bound book in his hand into the arms of Sharp, who was squatting in front of him. Then he stood up unsteadily, turned around and said to himself: "Oh! , I’ll go too!”
After the sloppy old man finished speaking, he saw his figure move, leaving only an afterimage and lost his trace. Sharp and others looked around again, and they could still see the shadow of the sloppy old man there.
"Ah...fuck you, master!" Shen Maang opened his mouth in shock, with an incredible look on his face.
"My master is Zhu Bajie? Isn't that a super popular novel on earth that makes the best young men feel ashamed after seeing them? What a shame..." The performance of the sloppy old man, Shen Yu was not the only one who was shocked. Sharp, who had been squatting, was completely stunned and sat on the ground.
When Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi were telling stories in Lao Wangtou, they often heard about this kind of god who came and went without a trace, but hearing and seeing were two different things. Xiao Yunzi, who was the first to wake up, stammered He pulled Sharp, who was sitting on the ground, and said: "Big... big... brother, hurry up... hurry up and see... look, this... what did the old god give you?"
"Yes. , take a look?" Xia Qi also asked hurriedly.
Being pulled by Xiao Yunzi and swayed from side to side, he let out a sharp 'uh' sound and gradually regained consciousness. He quickly held the yellowed thread-bound book in his hand, Shen Ma, Xia Qi, Xiao Yunzi He quickly came over.
"Uh, why is there no name of the martial arts secret book on the yellowed book cover? It's different from what was shown on TV!" Sharp looked at the blank and yellowed book cover and muttered to himself, then turned to the first page, and when he saw it content, he screamed out in a sharp voice, stood up suddenly and cursed: "Fuck you, you are a pig, you are playing with me? Is there anyone like this? You don't play with people like this." ! ”
“Oh, my God!” Shen Mang, Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi were startled by Sharp’s sudden madness.
"Boss, what is written here? Why have I never seen such words?" Xia Qi looked at the page that was sharply grasped and opened in her hand. Several words asked.
"Ri, you'd be damned if we knew each other." He gave Xia Qi a sharp look.
Xili felt very depressed at this time. The words on the first page were actually Chinese characters from the Earth. What was even more annoying was that these Chinese characters actually said 'Don't die, just practice! 'Eight characters.
At this time, Sharp was completely trapped in the tangle. He turned to the second page with trembling fingers. He saw the four Chinese characters "Chasing the stars and chasing the moon" written on it. He did not read the content in detail. , and then turned to the next page, all the way to the fourth page, which was the last page. It was full of content related to "Chasing the Stars and Chasing the Moon". He didn't bother to look carefully, and he cursed sharply: "I "Hey, what is this? Damn, what is this?" Xi Li felt so miserable and confused. It took a lot of effort to calm down the shock and anger in his heart. Going down, when he saw Shen Mang, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi looking confused, he said angrily: "What are you looking at? Let's go shopping."
Although they all had questions, no one dared to speak after seeing Sharp's twisted, red facial expression.
At this time, the sloppy old man who had just presented the book to the sharp-edged man was standing in the sky above the Dragon Continent. He suddenly transformed into a simple-looking Sha Monk with a red beard, a black face and a green face. Zhu Bajie, who was standing side by side, was staring down, taking in the sharp and crazy scene.
"Hey, hey, these words you taught me, Second Senior Brother, really work. Second Senior Brother is indeed smarter than me." Sha Seng scratched his loose hair on both sides and said to Zhu Bajie naively. .
"Hahaha, don't you look at who I am? He's a little guy. With this ability to escape, this guy probably won't die!" Zhu Bajie said with a confident expression.
"Second Senior Brother, why do I feel that this boy has the same personality as you? Why do you..." Sha Seng was interrupted by Zhu Bajie before he could finish his words.
"There's nothing I can do about it," Zhu Bajie said as soon as he heard that Sha Seng started chattering incessantly again.
"Then who are you blaming? Who asked you to peek at Fairy Chang'e taking a bath, and asked me to keep an eye on you? I never thought that Erlang Shen would catch us and banish us to this lower realm to guard the galaxy, and also seal us Without our magic power of transformation, why do you think we are doing this?" Sha Seng shook his head helplessly.
"Then the Jade Emperor accepts our magic power of transformation, isn't it because he is afraid that we will transform into handsome figures and secretly leave our jobs and go down to earth to enjoy it? Thanks to my cleverness, please teach me how to transform each of us. With my magical powers, I have been able to be cool for a hundred years, hehe..." At this point, Zhu Bajie's eyes only flashed with lust.
"Isn't this great? But you are so troublesome that you brought this kid to my Zongheng Galaxy. Alas..." Sha Monk sighed naively.
"Brother, do you want to be troubled? The transformation spell that the monkey gave me was actually spoken by such a silly boy in the Milky Way galaxy that I was on duty. I am so unlucky! On the first day I took office, I was transformed by this boy. He was reborn eighteen times." At this point, Zhu Bajie seemed to be suspicious again, thinking: "Did the monkey deliberately arrange this? How could there be such a coincidence?"
Everything is destined. Is this really just a coincidence?
“Oh, what a coincidence.” Sha Monk looked at the Julong Continent below and said.
"You said that if I turned into a handsome boy, and when I was picking up girls, I was changed by this guy's spoken words. If I didn't frighten other girls, how could I be so good at it? So I had an idea, and I Arrange him in your Zongheng galaxy. Anyway, no demons have come to harass the mortal world for tens of thousands of years. I have nothing to do. I just changed into his appearance and went to the mortal world to enjoy it. There are many beautiful girls in this gangster's life!" Zhu Bajie bit his finger, looking very yearning.
"Oh, it's been so many years, Second Senior Brother, you are still like this. You are destroying the normal order of the lower world. Aren't you afraid that King Yama will sue you?" Sha Seng reminded Zhu Bajie.
"So, I came to you to communicate. He can't have any accidents with you. With this little self-defense skill, he can protect himself and not die. When we finish our term, When we return to Heaven, it will be over if we take him back." Zhu Bajie felt that his arrangement was perfect, and couldn't help but boasted and asked: "Junior Brother Sha, isn't he very smart?"
"Uh..." Sha Monk was speechless. He had boarded the second brother's pirate ship again.
It turns out that what Zhu Bajie told Xili last time was actually a lie. The real reason for the lower realm was that he peeked at Chang'e in the bath and was sent down. If the conversation between these two people was heard by Sharp, he would definitely be angry. He couldn't go completely berserk.
On Yingbin Street, a group of sharp people who were continuing their market inspection had resumed the cheerful atmosphere at the beginning. Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi were jumping around looking at this and then that. Yes, with a childish innocence.
"Boss, I want this, bring me the money!" Xia Qi pointed to a small ornament on a stall next to her and asked for money from Sharp.
Sharply followed Xia Qi's finger, and when he looked at the object pointed at, his eyes lit up and he quickly asked: "Do you girls like this kind of thing?"
< br>"What are you talking about? That girl doesn't like such a good thing!" Xia Qi urged Sharply: "Hurry up and get the money, hurry up!"
"Oh, this lady has such good taste. This is a new product I brought in from 'Xiangweiju'. Smell this fragrance and it will linger for a long time." The vendor who set up the stall was a middle-aged woman. When business comes to her door, she quickly sells her products to Xia Qi who is standing in front of her stall.
"Second brother, what is this thing called?" Sharp suppressed the excitement in his heart and asked Shen Mao who was standing next to him.
When Shen Mao heard Sharp's question, he was very surprised, as if looking at a monster. He looked at Sharp up and down, and said: "I said brother, no wonder the third sister said you, you said you, how can you You don’t even know what this is?” “Where does all this nonsense come from? Come on, please?” The tone of his sharp and anxious voice changed a bit.