Chapter 52 The Oscar of social death!
And it was hard for Xiao Wu to believe that that soft female voice could come from the mouth of a big man with such a rough appearance.
Tang San said directly to Yun Feng:
"Yun Feng, do you want us to buy a sausage to eat? It's true that we haven't eaten in a long time."
Yun Feng After smiling, he said directly:
"There is no problem with this, and I can feel a faint breath of soul power on those sausages. Maybe that uncle is a food-based soul master!"
After saying this, Tang San's eyes also lit up.
But soon I thought of a more fun thing.
How dare you miss his Xiao Wu, isn’t this looking for death!
“It smells good, so give it a try.”
Tang San pulled Yun Feng and walked directly towards the direction of the cart.
As I got closer, I could see that the man selling sausages was about the same height as me. There was a wooden board nailed to the cart with four words engraved on it: Sausage Specialty.
As soon as the seller saw someone coming, he immediately said enthusiastically:
"Would you like a sausage? Oscar brand sausage, the most trustworthy, the taste is the most guaranteed."
Yun Feng smiled and said:
"Uncle, please give me five."
The look on the seller's face suddenly became stiff.
"You, what did you call me?"
Yun Feng said directly without caring:
"I call you uncle, is there a problem?"
The seller smiled bitterly and said:
"Of course there is a problem, and the problem is still big. Brother, I am only fourteen years old, and you actually call me uncle?"
"Uh..., you are only ten. Four years old? "
After hearing this, Tang San looked at the person in front of him in surprise.
The seller affirmed:
"Yes, my name is Oscar. I am fourteen years old and a student of Shrek Academy. You can't call me uncle just because my hair is a little thicker."
Tang San was speechless for a while, looking at Oscar With that thick beard on his face, I thought to myself, your hair is not something that can be explained by just being thicker.
“Are you really only fourteen years old?”
Tang San couldn’t help but ask.
Oscar nodded affirmatively and said:
"Of course, I am a student of the academy. If you ask anyone, everyone knows that I am fourteen years old."
Tang San thought to himself, it is absolutely impossible for a fourteen-year-old boy to have a beard that can grow to this extent. It can be regarded as a strange flower.
Oscar picked up four bamboo skewers from his cart and threaded five ten-centimeter-long sausages through them to Yun Feng and Tang San. The sausages had been on the charcoal brazier on the cart before. Roasting, exuding a rich aroma.
After Tang San took the sausage, under Yun Feng's gaze, his palm shook slightly, and then he handed a sausage directly back to Oscar.
"Senior, you also want to eat, can you reveal some information about the assessment to us?"
After Oscar looked at Yun Feng and Tang San, his eyes unconsciously glanced at Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing again, his throat moved slightly, and then he said:
"This is no problem, who told me that I am your senior? "
"Can I ask, what is your relationship with the two girls over there?"
As soon as Tang San was about to speak, Yun Feng stood up and said:
“It’s just friends, what’s wrong?”
After hearing Yun Feng's answer, Oscar smiled even more happily.
After taking the sausage from Tang San, he started eating directly.
Tang San smiled instantly when he saw Oscar chewing the sausage he handed over.
I can’t help but think.
“Eat, eat more, and you will soon know what it means to be powerful!”
Yun Feng shook his head. In the past few years, Tang San seemed to have become more evil under his influence.
Of course, it is also possible that for so many years, Xiao Wu did not regard Tang San as an older brother, but as an ordinary friend.
But Yun Feng is not qualified to accuse Tang San.
Yunfeng thinks that he is not a good person, and he is also happy to see this scene.
As long as Tang San is not targeting himself, it will be fine.
After all, this was someone organized by the killer, and Yun Feng still didn't want to break up the relationship before his strength could completely crush Tang San. However, it was basically impossible for Tang San to do something secretive to him. Who asked him to carry A Yin with him?
With Ah Yin’s soul power, he can easily discover and warn in advance.
So Yun Feng is not too worried.
Oscar looked at Yun Feng and Tang San, and after casually finishing the last bit of sausage, he was about to say something eloquently.
But I heard an unusual sound coming from my stomach.
“Gu——”
After Oscar sneered, he didn’t care.
“Junior——————”
“Gugu——————”
Something is wrong, 12 out of 10 things are wrong!
“Learn——”
After Oscar said one word again, he instantly felt that his intestines seemed to be a little too smooth, and his sphincter was a little uncomfortable.
Beginning of intense exercise.
“Pfft————”
It wasn't until the sound rang out that Oscar realized that it wasn't fart!
Don’t believe any fart!
A stench continued to flow directly down Oscar's pants.
A lump of unknown objects also fell directly down Oscar's loose trouser legs.
“Puff————”
"Puff, puff, puff——"
A symphony like a movement continued to sound in Oscar's body.
Everyone who came to sign up also cast their eyes on Oscar.
Looking at Oscar’s helpless look and the yellow object on his pants.
Everyone was dumbfounded, social death!
What's the difference between this and pulling in public!
No, it’s just in public!
Seeing everyone covering their mouths and noses and frowning, Oscar also reacted at this time.
First he covered his back, but then he realized something was wrong, so he covered his face again, shedding a trace of tears of regret, and after taking a look at Tang San, he ran away.
But when I ran, I was very embarrassed, almost running with my legs crossed.
While running, yellow unknown objects were shed on the road.
When Yun Feng saw this scene, he felt a little eye-catching.
"Tang San, you are a bit cruel!"
After Tang San smiled incredulously, he said directly:
"You know me, In the past few years, we have done a lot of bad things together. What does this mean? ”
After Yun Feng saw the proud smile on Tang San's face, he nodded.
Indeed, he had gotten to know Tang San in the past few years.
During the six years in Notting City, Yun Feng had passively joined the gang.
"But he seems to be a student in this academy, so he should be fine!"
Yun Feng looked at Tang San very confused at this time.
You've done everything, now let's talk about this.
However, in order to seek advice, Yun Feng still said:
"It's okay. After suffering such a great injustice, he chose to escape. There is no doubt that the food-type soul master is afraid, are you afraid? "
Tang San shook his head and then said with a smile:
"It was possible before, but aren't you already a Soul Sect now? As long as this academy is not too stupid , will not do anything to us.”
"Besides, there are Xiao Wu and me. With so many geniuses, is it possible that they will kick us out?"
(End of Chapter)