Chapter 127 There is also an unexpected gain
In the room, the four members of the Zhou family hunting team had already taken off their shoes and got on the kang. When they saw Yue Feng and Xiao Tao opening the door curtain and entering, they all saluted with attention.
The leader of the Zhou family is named Zhou Yuanchao. He is the eldest son of Zhou Hongbing, the eldest of the three brothers in the Zhou family. He is 39 years old this year. He has been hunting in the mountains with his father since he was seventeen or eighteen, and he has rich experience.
Zhou Yuanchao's family is the only hunter family in Xing'an Village other than Yue Feng that can afford to raise five hounds to form a dog gang. Among the fellow hunters in several surrounding villages, they are all leaders.
"Brother Yuan Korea, you guys have been here early. I'm really sorry. I'm busy with work at home, so I'm late!" Yue Feng put on a harmless smile on his face and apologized as soon as he entered the door.
"Xiao Feng is here, hurry up and get on the kang! We have just been here a while ago!"
Zhou Yuanchao greeted Yue Feng to get on the kang enthusiastically, and moved his buttocks to give Yue Feng the innermost seat.
"Xiao Tao and I are the youngest in the room. We can't sit in this position. Brother Zhou, please move in. Xiao Tao and I can sit here on the edge of the Kang!" Yue Feng is very humble. said.
"That's not possible! Today, Uncle Zhao entertains the hunting team. After walking out of this door, we will definitely have no objection to you saying that you are young, but in today's occasion, you are the number one hero!
Not only Killed the hurting black man and brought back the 500-pound giant bear. We can't do it at your age."
Zhou Yuanchao's nagging has a very high emotional intelligence. If you don't understand him as a person, you will be trapped by him with just a few words.
"This is serious, it's just taking advantage of the gun's continuous fire! If it were Brother Zhou and Uncle Zhang who met you, you would definitely be able to do the work more efficiently than me!" Yue Feng hesitated with a smile. , life and death means not sitting in it.
"Look at you, you haven't come when I asked you to go to the kang. Are you trying to make me call Uncle Zhao?" Seeing Yue Feng not accepting the move, Zhou Yuanchao pretended to be angry.
"We, the villagers, don't care about those who have some and those who don't! Age means seniority. No matter what the occasion, I will call you big brother who supports the DPRK! Just take care of your younger brother and let me sit on the kang. Come on!" Yue Feng continued with a smile.
After talking about this, Zhou Yuanchao could no longer insist, so he reluctantly moved his buttocks inside and gave Yue Feng the edge position suitable for getting off the kang.
Yue Feng gave Xiao Tao a look, and Xiao Tao immediately sat on it. Yue Feng took the opportunity to sit on the outer edge of the Kang.
Seeing this, many judges may still be confused. Isn’t it just a meal on a Kang table? Why are you still so sticky and scratching after ranking in the rankings? What’s the point of this?
Responsibly speaking, there is a lot of knowledge here.
Isn’t there a saying that a wine shop is also a battlefield? The greetings between Yue Feng and Zhou Yuanchao may seem polite and condescending at first glance, but in fact they contain hidden murderous intentions. They will do so after the wine game begins. Foreshadowing.
Zhou Yuanchao knew that Yue Feng had tricked his second uncle and third uncle's family, so he must stand on his own side. Deep down, he hated Yue Feng with itch, so he could maintain his modesty on the outside in Uncle Zhao's family. , are already very good.
For tonight's celebration banquet, Yue Feng was mentally prepared before he came. As for hunting in the mountains, you guys are not good at it, and as for drinking, my brother will deal with you today!
Sitting on the main seat at the head of the kang is acquiescing to the fact that you have the first place. There is no way to avoid being toasted in turn. It is difficult to go to the toilet and get off the kang. If you are not careful, you can easily be attacked. Roll over.
Sitting on the edge of the Kang is equivalent to the position of the hand at the door of a banquet in Shandong. Even if the other party here wants to find excuses to toast, Yue Feng has room for maneuver and will not be besieged in the end.
Even if you drink too much, it is convenient to go to the thatched building to spit out wine or something. It is a Feng Shui treasure place that can be advanced, attacked, retreated and defended.
The dishes started to be served soon. In order to prepare for this banquet, Uncle Zhao made a lot of preparations in advance.
Boiled pork knuckles, pork ribs stewed with potatoes, bear legs stir-fried with peppers, hare and pheasant stewed with radish, Qing Diao Feilong soup, pork stewed with vermicelli, and a large braised carp weighing at least three or four kilograms.
The standard of these six dishes and one soup is not low, and each dish is of sufficient portion. In such a winter, with such a table, even if it is Chinese New Year, the standard is so high!
Soon, after Uncle Zhao finished his chores, he took off his apron and came to Yue Feng's room. Seeing that Uncle Zhao had finished his work, everyone immediately put down their chopsticks and sat on the edge of the Kang. , and even stood up directly.
Uncle Zhao waved his hand: "Don't get up, everyone here is not a stranger, just treat yourself as if you were at home! The dishes are ready, I'll come over and drink with you!
But let's make a deal first Ah, I was taking medicine, and I could only order as much wine as I wanted, so Hong Bo gave me the quota for a jug of wine (a small enamel cup, about three taels in capacity), and I couldn’t take more than one sip!
You should proceed as you should, don’t pick on me! ! ”
Uncle Zhao is a very forthright and neat person. When he eats and drinks with him, Yue Feng has the illusion that he is with Chen Pao.
The hunters of the older generation seem to behave like The styles are all the same, just do it as you say, just plain and refreshing
After finishing the bottle of wine, Uncle Zhao said hello and got off the kang. When Uncle Zhao came out of the house, the wine table was on the table. The battle continued.
It was almost exactly what Yue Feng had expected before he came. This week, Zhou Yuanchao was busy drinking to make Yue Feng make a fool of himself.
They were chatting while eating at the wine table, and soon the topic of the blind man going up the mountain was brought up. Zhou Yuan glanced at him, and Zhou Yufa next to him picked up a wine glass and wanted to toast Yue Feng.
Seeing that the other party was starting to show his tail, Yue Feng grinned: "Brother Erfa, don't be impatient. Now that it's on the table, you must have fun drinking today.
Push in circles one by one. I don’t have the ability to drink, otherwise, let’s go together, we are all living together, you are older than me, so it’s my turn to toast you, I know you are all happy for me too!”
< br>There is nothing wrong with what Yue Feng said. It doesn't matter what he thinks in his heart, but he must explain it in terms of face. Yue Feng's words are equivalent to being three points of self-effacement. If Zhou Yuanchao and the others want to cause trouble, it will be difficult for them to perform.
"That's okay! You'll save yourself the trouble of drinking too much because our brothers are trying to get you drunk! Then let's do it together!"
"Okay, Brother Yuan Chao is a righteous man!"
With a few words, Yue Feng stabilized the situation of being besieged and drinking wine. The next step was to eat meat, drink wine, and fight.
When it comes to fighting a protracted battle at the wine table, Yue Feng, a veteran of two generations, is good at it. After taking two sips of wine, he sipped his food with chopsticks. When he felt that he was 60 to 70% drunk, he stepped out of the window sill. Pour a cup of warm water into the thermos on the table and take a sip.
After drinking about sixty-seven taels per person, Yue Feng took a chance to get off the Kang, put on his shoes and left the house. After a few steps, he ducked into the hall and kitchen, picked up a gourd and scooped out Drink some cold water.
After drinking two sips of cold water, Yue Feng went out of the house to the thatched building in the southwest corner of the yard. He lifted the tip of his tongue and pressed back the roof of his mouth, spitting out all the wine and water he drank in his stomach easily.
Yue Feng's ability to spit out wine was something he had perfected in his previous life. Once he encountered a more formal occasion and he felt drunk, he would basically use it.
And Yue Feng also has a unique trick, which is to spit out wine without spitting out vegetables. The two sips of cold water just played a very crucial role. In less than two minutes, Yue Feng vomited out all the wine in his stomach, wiped the corners of his mouth with his sleeves, walked easily into the house, and started another fierce battle.
Any time, any form of battle, whether you do mental calculations or not, and be fully prepared in advance, you will gain extra advantages in the battle.
The same is true for hunting in the mountains, the same is true for getting along with others, and the same is true for the fight for face at the celebration banquet table.
Yue Feng controlled the rhythm of the scene step by step, like a god of wine who could not get drunk after a thousand cups. He drank one glass after another with the four people on the kang table, until the average person had lost about one pound and two taels of high-alcohol liquor. Zhou Yuan came to their hunting team The four wine barrels were all eighty percent drunk, but Yue Feng's eyes were still clear at this moment, and his chopsticks were steady when picking up food.
Seeing that the fire was almost done, Yue Feng grinned and took out the wine bottle from the edge of the kang.
"Everyone has almost finished drinking. Otherwise, let's mix out the remaining wine and let Uncle Zhao serve the meal! The big brothers have a lot of wine!"
Man You can't say no, Yue Feng greeted him like a big brother. Although Zhou Yuanchao felt a little bad, he couldn't help himself now, and it was not easy to get off the table.
Another glass of wine was poured, and Yue Feng picked up the wine glass again!
...
Zhou Yuanchao felt like he was having a dream. In the dream, he repeatedly replayed the image of Yue Feng pouring wine with a smile and then picking up the glass and drinking down half the glass in one gulp.
As for what happened next?
Sorry, my brain is broken and I can’t remember it!
In this battle, Yue Feng defeated four with one against four, and won a great victory. The four eldest men of the Zhou family hunting team were all forced under the table by Yue Feng, and brother Zhao Hongbo sent them home one by one.
After everyone else had left, Yue Feng turned around and entered the room without thinking that he was an outsider. He removed the table, gathered the tableware and chopsticks, and then cleaned up all the odds and ends before saying hello to Uncle Zhao and getting ready to go home.
"Man, don't leave in a hurry! I see you're not too drunk. Your uncle wants to say a few words to you!"
"Okay, uncle, you say it!"
“Don’t panic, I’ll make tea and speak slowly!”
Uncle Zhao took out a tea box from the chest of drawers, then brewed jasmine tea, and once it was boiled, the room was filled with jasmine. fragrant.
"Originally, I told you, Brother Hong Bo, to watch your order. Don't let Yuan Chao drink you too much. I didn't expect that your drink was okay, better than your father! Have some tea to relieve your hangover!"
Uncle Zhao looked at Yue Feng with a smile and poured tea. Yue Feng quickly held the tea cup.
“It’s okay, mainly because the table is tough at night!”
“You are not very old, you speak in an old-fashioned way, and I don’t know who you learned it from!” Zhao The uncle looked at Yue Feng, the more he looked at him, the more he liked him.
“Hey, I am the one you watched growing up, we men are not outsiders!”
"I can't open my mouth in front of the hunting teams of the Zhang family and the Zhou family. Now that they're gone, you can finish your tea later and take Dahei away from the yard!
Yuanjie is gone. The family has a heavy burden and cannot afford to keep this hound. If you help Yuan Jie take revenge, this big black dog will obey you!" After a few words of greeting, Uncle Zhao got down to business.
"What?" Yue Feng was startled when he heard Uncle Zhao talking about the big black dog, and instantly remembered what happened yesterday when the big black dog led everyone into the mountain.
This dog made a very deep impression on Yue Feng. Yue Feng didn’t know what hunting in the mountains was like, but in terms of intelligence, this big black dog’s IQ was even higher than that of the family’s alpha dog, the big yellow dog. To be slightly better.
On the mountain road that lasted more than two hours, the owner had an accident. He actually knew how to carry the broken hand home to report the news and lead the way. Such smart dogs are rare.
When Yue Feng followed him into the mountain yesterday, he subconsciously evaluated the basic hardware of the dog, but he did not dare to have the idea of taking the dog as his own. After all, the man had just passed away. At this juncture, he opened his mouth to think about his dog. This is easy to say or not.
But unexpectedly, Uncle Zhao took the initiative to bring this big black dog over and gave it to Yue Feng.
Uncle Zhao didn’t know what was going through Yue Feng’s head for a moment. He took a sip from the teacup and said, “What? You don’t like this big black guy?
I’m telling you, you Don’t look at Dahei’s appearance, this dog is very capable!
I got this dog from a hunter friend in Hexi, and he is the descendant of a serious mountain dog!”
"The mountain dog cub over there in Hexi? It can't be Brother Zou Qi's dog, right?"
When Yue Feng heard the key words "mountain dog in Hexi", the first thing that came to his mind was that it was at Chen Pao's house Zou Laoqi, the wolf-blood cub I met.
"Why, do you still know Lao Qi? This Dahei is his dog! The bitch is a full-fledged alpha dog. This Dahei's slut is enough, but the journey is shorter, so it can have Three or four miles away! I was the one who helped Yuan Jie drag the dog up and down the mountain! Hey..."
"We know each other. I went to Chen Pao's house at the Fang'an Fair a few days ago, and Zou happened to be there. Seventh brother sells wolf blood at the market, four and a half big cubs, all of them are taken care of by me! I didn’t expect that this big black cub is also a cub from his family!”
Yue Feng took the opportunity to talk about it! I bought a dog a few days ago.
"That's no problem. This big black dog is the descendant of Zou Laoqi's big yellow dog! You kid, you have managed so many dogs without saying a word. In addition to the three dogs tied up in the yard, there are also other dogs raised at home. Four wolf-blood cubs?”
“Well, the cubs are too young to be afraid of the cold, so I keep them in the house where I sleep. If I want to eat the food of Orion, the dog is my biggest support. Now Things are getting better at home, and I must not let go of a good dog.
I don’t know how courageous this big black dog is. The three dogs that Chen Pao gave me just lacked one of them with a strong voice! ”
"No problem! This big black dog can hold down a two-year-old weighing 140 to 50 pounds by itself!"
"Okay! I will take this dog away. ! But I can’t get this dog for free. My sister-in-law still has to live with her children at Brother Yuanjie’s house, so I’ll treat the dog as my own!
I won’t give you more than the dog. It’s fifty yuan. Please turn it over to my sister-in-law! Don’t think that I’m refuting your face. Let’s keep one code at a time and treat it as living expenses for my eldest nephew! "Yue Feng said very kindly.
When Uncle Zhao heard that Yue Feng gave money to buy a dog, he wanted to say a few words, but before he could open his mouth to take over the conversation, he was blocked by Yue Feng's words. .
(End of this chapter)