Chapter 553 Cured at once
Lawyer: “How did your first marriage end?”
Defendant: “One party died.”
Lawyer: "Which party died?"
Witness: "Your Honor, can I kill him?"
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Lawyer: "Can you describe that man's appearance?"
Witness: "About the same height as your Honor, and he has a big beard."
< br>Attorney: "Is the other party a man or a woman?"
Witness: "Unless the circus happens to be passing through town, I would guess it is a man."
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Amidst the laughter of dozens of rough and arrogant men, Frederick met Count Oval.
The development of farce in the Principality of Wesson is faster than the economy. Compared with the great achievements of emperors and generals, and the beauty of talented people, people prefer laughter and laughter.
Different groups like different types of comedies. Count Oval and this group of men in the army are very keen on watching the jokes of intellectuals.
There is an open-air theater in the city, like a lecture theater, which can seat many people.
Today is the day when Count Oval invites everyone to watch a play twice a month. The troupe he raises specially sends people to the small theater that performs farce plays in Weisenberg City to "collect the style". The new play will be performed here within a month. .
It happened that Frederick came over, so Count Oval invited him and Baron Abbex and others to come to the theater to watch the play.
According to ancient tradition, when people are watching a play in the theater, they do not need to leave their seats when the emperor comes. They only need to stand up at their positions to signal, and the actors can salute without interrupting the performance.
After Earl Oval saluted Frederick, everyone sat down on the thick cushions, and a guard brought a large glass of cold beer.
Today's performance is a farce based on the theme of court debate. The lawyers in the play constantly ask stupid questions, which makes the blood pressure of the plaintiff, defendant and witnesses soar, and also makes the judge helpless.
As the territory and population of the Principality of Wesson grew rapidly, the courts heard more and more cases, and the shortage of lawyers increased, causing the average level to decline. Therefore, many jokes appeared. Some people collected the jokes and compiled them into farce plays.
Some people think that the impact is not good, but Culture Minister Maria said that it does not matter if the lawyer is stupid, as long as the judge is fair. With this line, the creation of "legal dramas" has exploded.
After the end of the first act, Count Oval asked Frederick curiously: "Your Excellency, the Grand Duke, how did you get rid of the rats in the city?"
There was a plot in the play just now. The plaintiff sued the defendant for stealing his sausages. The defendant argued that rats had stolen the sausages. The plaintiff said they had not seen rats on the street for a month.
In this era, cities and villages are infested with rats, stealing food and chewing things, which is abhorrent to people.
Count Oval also suffered greatly here and wanted to know what method Frederick used to get rid of the rats.
Not only him, Aibex is also very curious.
Frederick slowly took a sip of beer and said with a smile: "This method was thought up by a mayor of the town."
"It's very simple, buy fresh rat tails publicly, come on "As much as you want."
Count Owa was stunned, scratching his hairless head and asked: "What can the rat tail be used for?"
Frederick shrugged and said: "The rat tail is useless, it just gives people motivation to catch rats."
"And the money given is not much, just buy some snacks, otherwise someone will raise rats."< br>
“I can’t bear the idleness of some people, so I set traps everywhere at night. One trap can catch half a barrel in one night.”
Earl Owa asked curiously: “Why is there only half a barrel? ?”
Frederick replied: “Because if the mouse in the back falls in, it can jump out by stepping on the mouse in front.”
Count Oval thought for a while, nodded and said: "This is good, can you teach me?"
"We have no food in the mountains in winter, and the rats have come to the city."
>Frederick said: "This trap is very simple. Use an iron rod to pass through the round tube. The iron rod is fixed on the barrel. A piece of scented food is tied in the middle of the round tube. Apply oil to other places and get something to trap. The mouse climbed up. "
"When the mouse climbed up, it climbed up the round pipe to eat in the middle, but there was oil on the pipe and it could turn by itself, so the mouse fell into the barrel. "< br>
This method seems very simple, and you can do it as soon as you say it, but making a round tube was not easy in the past.
The simplest method is to cut the sticks vertically, hollow them out and then merge them together, but making the inside round requires a lot of effort.
Metal round pipes are also troublesome. They must be flattened first and then rolled up and welded, or poured in a sand mold.
You put a lot of effort into making the pipe. You said using it to catch mice is not much different from using a gold hoe to hoe the ground. Count Owa quickly figured out the principle and said: "This is a good idea. I will arrange for the people to come later."
Then he turned to the right to give it to his men. Arrange the task, but something happened at this time.
"Hiss..."
He suddenly swayed mid-sentence, holding his head with one hand and looking dizzy.
Frederick immediately stretched out his hands, not to support Count Oval as others thought, but to open his eyelids.
As Frederick expected, Count Oval's eyes were trembling from side to side.
He knew for sure that Earl Owa's dizziness was caused by turning his head just now.
After about a minute, Earl Oval's head stopped feeling dizzy and returned to normal.
"I made you laugh." He said, "The attacks have become more and more frequent recently, but I'm used to it."
He said it was a habit, but there was a bit of expectation in his eyes. , naturally hoping that Frederick could perform a miracle to cure himself of this problem.
The people around him thought the same way, and many people leaned forward, waiting for Frederick's answer.
Frederick said simply: "The problem is not big, I can handle it now."
Count Oval was stunned for a moment and asked in surprise: "Now? Right here?"
He was fully prepared for Frederick to perform miracles. The churches in the city had already been cleaned and the oil lamps were filled. The sesame oil and incense burner were prepared with the finest oriental spices, and I had been sincerely fasting for three days.
Now Frederick said that it would be fine here, which was beyond everyone's expectations.
Frederick said confidently: "It's fine here. You can continue watching the show without delay."
Earl Oval immediately said: "Okay, what should we do?"
He has been troubled by inexplicable dizziness for a long time, so if he can solve it quickly, he will naturally not delay it.
The people around were also surprised, but at this time no one dared to jump out and chirp, and then let Frederick slap him in the face.
If someone with unknown origins said this, everyone would definitely think that this person was lying. There have been many scammers coming to your door in recent years, so naturally you have to take the exam.
But Frederick was well-known in various fields and had proved himself with a large number of facts. Everyone felt that if they thought he had a problem, it must be their own problem.
Frederick asked the people around him to move away, and then stacked the cushions on the steps to form a bed that could allow Count Oval to lie on it and recline his neck.
He asked Count Oval to lie down on it. There was an empty step on the left. After lying down, he could stretch out the cushion and hang his head.
At this time, the theatergoers gathered around. Those in the front row squatted down to avoid being beaten. Everyone seemed to be watching how Archduke Wesson performed a miracle.
Frederick said to Count Oval: "Please relax your muscles all over your body. Just do what I ask you to do later."
Earl Oval immediately agreed: "No problem, You give the order."
Frederick asked him to sit up straight first, then lay down suddenly, and at the same time turned his drooping head to the right, tilting his head sideways, and then patted him gently around the ears. .
After filming like this for half a minute, Frederick asked him to turn his head to the left, and then continued filming for a while.
After another half minute, Frederick grabbed Earl Oval's head and kept it sideways. At the same time, he turned around and put his legs down the steps so that he could sit up later.
In the last step, Frederick asked him to keep his head down and stood up suddenly to sit upright.
The people around were confused. What on earth is this doing?
While everyone was waiting for the next step, Frederick asked Count Oval to raise his head, and then pretended to be calm and asked: "Are you still dizzy now?"
Frederick judged that Count Oval was suffering from otolithiasis, which was caused by external impact causing the otoliths in the semicircular canals to fall off. The otoliths could be reset through reset techniques.
He had suffered this in his previous life, and his colleague was cured according to the video he searched online, and he missed the opportunity to take time off to fish.
Earl Owa sat still for a while, then began to shake his head.
The onlookers thought that shaking his head was denial, and then his body began to shake, getting bigger and bigger.
“I’m not dizzy anymore!” Earl Oval shouted excitedly, “I’m not dizzy at all!”
With a confident smile on his face, Frederick felt relieved that he had gotten it right.
The onlookers were amazed. No one could understand why Frederick just asked Count Oval to lie down and sit up, and then patted his head. The problem that had troubled him for many years was solved.
Many people are thinking that only the God of Light can do this kind of thing, right?
(End of this chapter)