Chapter 3 was completely triggered
“I understand, the Bronfman Award, the Sapir Award, and the French Prime Minister’s Literary Award are the awards this book has won. Although I don’t know what the levels of these awards are, they are definitely better than I'm great at writing."
While being delighted, Gu Lu didn't forget to think, "Then how did I get touched again?"
Recalling his actions just now, he picked it up and put it down. The piggy bank is completely disconnected from the previous one - is it so random?
Gu Lu pondered to no avail and opened the book. There were many stories in the book: the bus driver who wanted to be a god, the hole in the wall, the memorial from hell, the uterus, the smashed piglet...
"Wait a minute, smash the piggy - is that what I thought?" Gu Lu found the most comfortable place in the house and lay down.
It was the black leather sofa in the bedroom. It was quite comfortable to lie on. Gu Luge was paralyzed and reading stories in his mind.
After a few minutes, Gu Lu Meiyu's confusion dissipated, and his face showed the expression of Conan's enlightenment and control of everything.
"Smashing the Piggy" tells the story of a child and a piggy bank. The piggy bank in the story also happens to be in the shape of a pig.
Immediately, Gu Lu browsed through all 22 stories in the text and found the reasons why it was triggered in school.
Do you still remember what the math teacher said when he scolded Fan Xiaotian?
"There are forty students in the class. Each of them has been waiting for you for one minute, which is more than half an hour. If you don't hurry back to your seat."
"Want to Be" in the short story God's Bus Driver" original text: If, for example, a person is late, opening the door for him will only delay less than thirty seconds, while not opening the door means that the person will ultimately lose fifteen minutes of his life (ten every five minutes), then it is still more fair to the entire society not to open the door, because opening the door will cause each passenger in the car to lose thirty seconds...
"If, for example, I Dad, tell me, don’t move around while I buy an orange, which should also trigger "Back View".
Of course, the original father is not so good.
Gu Lu concluded, "If I own items similar to those in the article, or if I witness certain behaviors that are similar to the plot in the work, it will trigger it."
"After two accumulations, you can Get a book about the Earth."
"I always feel like something is wrong..."
He frowned and thought, there is nothing new under the sun, there are more than tens of millions of books on the Earth. , what content has not been written? Everything from food, clothing, housing and transportation should be able to trigger points, and it will be very dense.
And today is the first time he triggered it after three days of traveling, which is unreasonable.
Gu Lu muttered several memorable opening sentences from the novel, including "Grave robbing is not a dinner party, it is not an essay, it is not a painting..." "Lu Feiming typed GG, and then cut out the game" "Today, Mom died. Maybe yesterday, I don’t know.” Wait.
"I am a sick person, I am a person with evil intentions. I am a person with a humble appearance - it is not okay for me to say lines similar to those in novels."
Gu Lu waited for a long time but saw no sound, and understood in his heart, "There are other restrictions, but there are too few clues now, so we can only judge two rules for the time being." , not limited to what I saw in my previous life.
2. Paragraphs similar to works must be spoken by others and are only valid if witnessed by myself. (It’s unclear whether there is a requirement for the number of people to “witness”.]
The above contents were all passed by Gu Lu in his mind, and no words were left behind.
"You must master this skill quickly, otherwise the randomness will be too great. Take the book "The Bus Driver Who Wanted to Be a God" as an example. I have never heard of it."
Write There is no doubt that it is good. Gu Lu just browsed it. It is no wonder that it has columns in newspapers such as the New York Times and the Paris Review.
But "How can this improve my life?" Gu Lu thought.
Immediately afterwards, Gu Lu thought about how to use this work to make profits. It was a natural and smooth idea. He was so shameless that he didn't even feel guilty at all.
When he was on Earth, Gu Lu had a delusional thought, "WPS is already a mature WPS, why can't I code by myself?" "What I wrote is based on the reply. God, God, Allah, Tathagata, Buddha and Mazu, can you send me a USB flash drive? They are all masterpieces from another world"...
Short story collections cannot be uploaded to novel websites. In 2013, Zhihu carefully selected and the WeChat public account has not developed, and there is no profit!
Besides, even if there is profit, he does not have a computer at home. Although it is easy to find a black Internet cafe to surf the Internet, but there is no small amount of money to support the Internet many times.
While thinking about it, he took out his homework. It was not difficult to copy the papers in class, and he didn’t need to use his brain, so Gu Lu could do two things at once.
The handbag is Gu Lu’s schoolbag. Many students do this and put all their books in desk drawers. Poor students even like to pile books on the table like a hill. This is a "trench" to avoid the teacher's gaze. "!
Therefore, you can just take your homework home, abandon the cumbersomeness of your schoolbag, and just use a handbag. The bags Gu Lu used were Wuliangye wine bags. He had so many of these bags at home that he could never use them all.
Took out the homework book, papers, and other homework, and found that there was something else inside.
Take a closer look, there is an extracurricular book "Story Club".
As of November 2010, the price is 4 yuan.
The memory of the original body was instantly connected with a certain thought of Gu Lu——
There are three types of poor students: poor students in love, poor students in games, and poor students in novels. The first one is not absolute, because there are still students who can fall in love and still maintain their grades.
Gu Lu and Fan Xiaotian are both in the third category, poor students who love reading novels. They occasionally go to bookstores to rent books, with a deposit of ten yuan and fifty cents or one yuan for a day.
Fan Xiaotian's family conditions are better, but not much better. He doesn't have much money, so he develops the habit of spending small money to do big things.
Stories of the current season will cost four yuan each, but if you go to a second-hand book stall to buy off-season stock, the price will only be one yuan.
The two of them would exchange views after reading it. What is this called? Face the constraints of the industry, give full play to our advantages in granularity, and draw on the alliance’s experience in resource tilt to maximize the dissemination of knowledge.
Gu Lu opened the story session with joy written on his face.
"Yes, I submitted it to "Story Club". It's an interesting short story. "Story Club" will definitely like it, but I don't know how much the fee will be."
I found the submission email:
Soon Gu Lu discovered another thing. "Story Club" has a red version and a blue version.
The red version is a digital version, more focused on Internet content, released in the first half of the month. The blue version is the digest version, which is slightly more literate and will be released in the second half of the month.
"Story Club turned out to be a double issue in January. I thought it was a weekly."
Gu Lu chose the blue version. The current one in his hand is the digest version. You can see There are many columns: 13 jokes, new legends, anecdotes, overseas stories, Ah P series of humorous stories, etc.
"Then you must plan well..."
There are 22 articles in "The Bus Driver Who Wants to Become God", not all of which can be submitted. Although Gu Lu saw a broad road to making money, No dementia.
Some stories are not suitable for his current identity and nationality. For example, "Shoes" is about Nazis and Jews. The story is written in a Jewish tone and perspective.
No matter how talented you are, you must pay attention to the impact.
But some can be written——
For example, Gu Lu really likes the story "Good Intentions". A killer receives a mission to assassinate the kindest person in the world, and the mastermind behind the scenes. Who is it...
In "The Hole in the Wall", "I" met an angel with wings, but in the end...
"Gift from Hell" tells the story of a woman who falls in love with the devil...
Does it sound like a marketing account?
The stories of Etgar Keret are full of imagination and contain a touch of philosophy. The perspectives of these stories are very unique and interesting.
Compared with the story in "Story Club", it is not a huge difference, but it is also a dimensionality reduction blow.
If you insist on saying that the above-mentioned strange story was written by a third-year junior high school student with a rich imagination, there is nothing wrong with it.
After all, the two peaks of human intelligence and physical strength are the third year of junior high school and the third year of high school.
(End of this chapter)