Chapter 322: What does official action mean?
“You are the undercover agent called by Red, right?”
When the call was answered, the money owner was questioning him head-on. Fang Zhou was stunned. He himself is a true banana person, with white skin and yellow heart but a white heart. They are clearly different from the egg-shaped ones which are white on the outside and yellow on the inside!
"I..."
Ark Fang Zhou wanted to explain, but was interrupted by the person in charge of the other organization.
What followed was a storm of scolding.
"I don't want to hear your chatter. If you can't solve this incident, our agency will reconsider the cooperation plan." After saying this, the person seemed to have made up his mind and hung up the phone cleanly.
What's the situation? You want me to solve it? You have to tell me what it is! Ark Fangzhou was suppressing his anger. If it wasn't for making money, who would care about you? ! With a traitor like you in charge, the Lighthouse State organization will collapse sooner or later!
Then he ignored the account issue and quickly searched for the ins and outs on the Internet.
Soon, Ark Fang Zhou was found, the latest news from King Gulu——
There was no inspiration at first, because he doubled down on his creation.
"Dagon" and "Portersham Asylum", he didn't know what the first one was, but when he heard the second name, it was exactly the same as the Portsham Horror Incident!
No wonder the funder is angry. Even though the organization comes from a lighthouse country, as a banana man, he knows in his heart that a large part of the money comes from the UK.
Gu Lu has already caused trouble in the UK, and he is going to do it even harder. Do you think it’s a happy Landlord fight? If you say double, double it.
Do you have to sell this sword today? Fang Zhou didn't think he was at fault, so he thought it was Gu Lu who was selling swords.
[You are destroying China's beautiful image abroad, and your behavior is smearing the motherland...] Fang Zhou Fang Zhou wrote a lot of lessons about Gu Lu's daddy taste.
[Network problem, please try again later]
"..." Failed to send, that's seven to eight hundred words, damn! Ark Fangzhou is a bit broken.
The idea that Gu Lu had a background emerged from Fang Zhou Fang Zhou’s mind again.
"It shouldn't be. I remember that Gu Lu was just a child without parents. He had no background." Even Ark Fang Zhou would criticize this, but he knew the truth very well.
All his operations were banned, but netizens did not let him go.
Because seven or eight well-established professors in the circle came forward to speak out, his message area was surrounded and suppressed.
Han Sheng Jiying: [Dogs are rare, go to hell. So what you are saying is that only foreigners can spread rumors about us, and we can only suffer from it? ]
BIG Juice Dafa is good: [You can’t stand up after kneeling for a long time. Look at the previous speeches. They all talk about how perfect the foreign system is and how bad the domestic system is. Damn it, it’s so good abroad, why don’t you get out? ]
Lin Zhonghuashou: [Strict standards for Chinese people, no bottom line for foreigners, this is you. ]
Dried Sweet Potato: [This is the first time I want to report someone. You are still a writer. You are a waste of air when you are alive and a waste of land when you are dead. ]
......
Soon, things happened one after another that made Ark Zhou even more vulnerable.
What can I do if I report it? The disdainful smile on Ark Fang Zhou's lips has not yet risen - [This account violates the "Weibo Community Convention". Account has been banned. If in doubt, please submit a representation. 】
Grass! Why was his job blocked? His hands were shaking a little, so he immediately clicked on the complaint URL below and clicked the mouse several times.
[The complaint channel is crowded, please try again later]
What kind of junk website? Ark Fang Zhou immediately called the customer service number -
"Why was my account permanently banned? What community convention did I violate? Which one, please tell me."
"I'm sorry, sir, We apologize for the inconvenience.”
“Stop apologizing and unblock me immediately.”
"As for your account [Ark Fangzhou] being banned, our customer service cannot handle it. You need to make a complaint on the website yourself."
"The complaint channels on your website are crowded and can't be queued at all. I How to do it? Can a platform as big as yours be more reliable? If it doesn’t work, I will switch to Tencent Weibo.”
“We are sorry for the inconvenience, sir. . But if the website complaint channel is busy, please wait for a while.”
Ark Fangzhou couldn’t help it and hung up the phone. If this customer service is useful, it won’t be useless at all.
The account cannot be retrieved, there is no way to appeal, and it is useless to log in with the trumpet, and I am in a dead situation.
I have to call the sponsor’s dad, and the details will have to wait.
But the other party's phone rang twice and then hung up. If you call again, you will be reminded that the number you dialed cannot be connected temporarily.
Been blocked?
“Fuck, you look down on others. If I can start this account, I can start another one.” Ark Fangzhou finally broke through the defense completely, made a scratching sound, and smashed his fist on the keyboard. The keyboard couldn't bear such a huge force, and the keycaps fell to the ground like his heart.
In the eyes of foreign institutions, these people are dogs, and they will eat them if they are given a bone. Now that the claws and teeth are gone, what are they left for? So many choices for dogs…
"Who is it?" A strange local number was picked up by Fang Zhou, who had broken through the defense.
On the other end of the phone was a steady and powerful male voice, "Hello, I am a staff member of the Jiankang Writers Association. Are you Mr. Fang Wangwang?"
"Yes, yes, please. What's going on?" Ark Fang Zhou changed his tone.
In reality, he does not have the courage to point out the world as much as he does on the Internet. Even though he often exaggerates on the Internet, in the final analysis, he is just a somewhat famous writer. After hard work, I finally joined the Municipal Writers Association.
"Ark Fang Zhou, we understand that it is your account, Mr. Fang Wangwang, right?" The staff of the Writers Association said it in a question, but in a very affirmative tone. After all, Ark Fang Zhou often sells books on Weibo without hiding them.
"Mr. Fang Wangwang, because of your wrong speech on the Internet. According to the "Jiankang Writers Association Charter", you violated the charter of the association and hindered the friendly cultural exchanges between China and Britain, so your membership is cancelled." The Writers Association staff finished. Give the other person a chance and hang up the phone directly.
Just make a statement and fire him? Ark Fang Zhou was dumbfounded.
The phone made a series of fatal calls. Just after hanging up, another one came, but this time it was not an unfamiliar number. Ark Fang Zhou had a name on his name, and he was the editor of a publishing house.
Getting through the phone was the last thing Ark Fangzhou wanted to hear. The editor of the publishing house called to discuss (tong) (zhi) that two of his books contained some pornographic content (concerning the female body). description), will be removed from the shelves for rectification.
I would like to add that the word body carries a strong insulting connotation and should not be used indiscriminately in writing. It’s just that the description of women in Ark Fang Zhou’s book is indeed insulting.
The size of the physical book is similar to that of early online books. The pornographic parts can be read as a little pornographic book. How could it be taken off the shelves just because of such a trivial matter?
"Could it be..." Fang Zhou Fang was shocked, he seemed to know what was going on.
The official takes action!
That's right, the first seven or eight professors who came out to speak for Gu Lu were not arranged by the state propaganda department.
Professor Chen, the first "Gu Xue" researcher, simply helped endorse it. Think about it, he invested a lot of energy and did a lot of research, how could he allow Gu Lu to fall from the altar? ? Absolutely not! Therefore, Professor Chen asked his close friends to help him talk.
The real move of the propaganda department is to "sell accounts" both on the Internet and offline.
Ark Fang Zhou is great because he sacrificed just one person, so that all the banana people who take money to do things can see clearly the strategic position of Gu Lu...
Since "Global Times" ” defines Gu Lu’s behavior in the UK as cultural exchange, then he is cultural exchange. How could Gu Lu be a bad boy?
As a good boy, Gu Lu received the news from Director Zhu that the transfer from residential to day school has been completed. All he needs to do is change the school badge after school.
Who said the school is not efficient?
After hearing the good news, King Gulu felt much better after being affected by that scumbag on the Internet yesterday.
The opening remarks of this English class are very different. I saw that in addition to the English textbook, Teacher Xiao also had two volumes of newspapers in his hand.
After the class monitor shouted and the students and teachers greeted each other, Teacher Xiao looked around the classroom, and his eyes finally stopped on Gu Lu.
"Let's talk about something special before class." Teacher Xiao held up the newspaper, "Who knows what this is?"
Zeng Jie answered the question very quickly, "I guess it's the newspaper .”
Originally, Teacher Xiao was about to ask and answer his own questions, but was interrupted by Zeng Jie. Oh, my Pangu, his tongue is already more flexible than his hands.
"Ahem," Teacher Xiao soothed the students with a chuckle, "This English newspaper is the "Daily Express". Gu Lu, a classmate in our class, published two English manuscripts in the newspaper. English novel! ”
Wow!
Listen to the "Wow" sound once. The students all knew that Gu Lu was very good at writing novels, but they didn't expect that he could write in English.
This is ridiculous.
A pair of shocked eyes revealed, "I didn't expect you to be like this Gu Lu."
"Student Gu Lu, you hid the monthly exam and only scored 121 points." Teacher Xiao said with a smile, "But you can write tens of thousands of words of novels in English outside."
Teacher Xiao's family conditions should be good. From his daily attire to his ability to get the British "Daily Express" very quickly, this conclusion is supported.
"Teacher, is there a possibility? I just mean it is possible. Teacher Xiao, I wrote it in Chinese and then translated it into English." Gu Lu said.
"Huh? Then why is there no translator's name on it?" Teacher Xiao was surprised. She would think it was written by a student. The lack of translator's name is on the one hand, and on the other hand, it is not a publication that specializes in publishing overseas works. Channel, very few serial works in newspapers and periodicals require translation, and the cost is too high.
That's right, the translator took the initiative to tell Yao Xiaoju that as long as the money is paid, no name will be left behind. Maybe you’re also worried about being scolded?
“I don’t know, maybe it’s the habit of British newspapers.” Gu Lu responded.
“That’s also very good. All the works have been translated into English.” Teacher Xiao said.
Indeed, all the works were sold to the British.
The shock in the eyes of the students did not diminish at all.
In fact, it is the development of the Internet that has expanded hot news. Just like now, high school students don't pay much attention to hot news. "Let's first look at the English version of Gu Lu's work to talk about some of our English grammar." Teacher Xiao copied the first paragraph of "The Haze in Weymouth" onto the blackboard.
[Duringthewinterof1927-28officialsoftheKingdomgovernmentmadeastrangeandsecretinvestigationofcertainconditionsintheancientDorsetseaportofweymouth.ThepublicfirstlearnedofitinFebruary……]
The words in the newspaper are too small and must be enlarged.
“We have never learned the word Kingdom, but everyone is familiar with King, which means king.” Teacher Xiao said, “dom is a noun suffix, and this suffix represents many things such as identity, status, dominance, etc. The meaning of world, domain, jurisdiction, etc. For example, newspaperdom is the press world, so here it represents rule and domain, and the king’s domain is the kingdom.”
“Of course, in English, this word also represents the highest category in the biological science classification.”
“We have taken biology classes, and we should know that animals and plants are divided into certain classes and orders, which are the highest animals. Plant classification, but this meaning is rarely used."
...
Qi Caiwei poked her deskmate with a pen.
"What's the matter?" Gu Lu lowered his head and asked in a voice that only the two of him could hear.
"What are the requirements for being a translator?" Qi Caiwei asked softly.
“I’m not familiar with this either, but I definitely need to pass the English test, and I also need to have a certain understanding of British customs and popularity.” Gu Lu responded in a low voice.
CC said oh and listened carefully to the lecture.
After a while, Zeng Jie couldn't control himself and answered the phone. Teacher Xiao just asked him to stand in the classroom.
Teacher Xiao almost never loses his temper. In other words, he is very lenient in disciplining students. If you want to learn, you will learn. If you don’t learn, you will take care of it yourself. Therefore, his popularity among students is much higher than that of the fiery-tempered mathematics teacher "Lu Zhishen" and the unsmiling Teacher Gao.
get out of class was over, and the students rushed to the cafeteria in droves. The school had just started, and the first-year students were still a little "shy", so they didn't pose much of a threat. But after more than a month of baptism, the first-year high school students have become young people who do not respect martial ethics.
The speed has not been lost, King Gulu is the first batch to prepare food in the cafeteria.
He did not go home in the afternoon and went directly to the social office. Gu Lu started writing at noon. He was not joking, he wanted to write "Dagon" and "Bottersham Asylum" as soon as possible.
Dagon did not change his name, and the original name of Portsham Asylum was "The Thing Beyond the Door".
Cthulhu, who loves craftsmanship, has five classic short stories, namely: The Thing at the Door, The Rat in the Wall, The Color of the Stars, The Whispering Night, and The Mountains of Madness. There was originally another "The Stranger", but this short story was a work of love craftsmanship and a tribute to Edgar Allan Poe. It was recognized as having high literary quality, but it had basically nothing to do with Cthulhu.
Look, the opening line of The Thing Beyond the Door is eye-catching, "Yes, I did put six bullets into my best friend's head, but I still want to use this statement to prove that I did not kill him."
Gu Lu typed quickly and gave up on the idea of step by step. He was scolded by the double-standard dog. Sorry, he was stressed. He had to carry out one of the masterpieces of Cthulhu!
There are two coordinates in the Cthulhu Mythos that are often mentioned, Miskatonic University and Arkham Asylum (sanatorium). The professors in the work and the students who like to explore are basically UM students.
To give you a small example, a U-M student went on an expedition to Antarctica and was attacked by an unknown creature; a U-M student went to the Arctic to explore and was attacked by an unknown creature; a U-M student went to Myanmar for archeology and was attacked by an unknown creature, etc. Do you want to join us together? ?
The University of Michigan has appeared in the "Pottersham Horror Incident". The Chinese dog guarding the door bit the son of God to death. Gu Lu once again placed a mental hospital in the small town of Weymouth. Are you moved?
And the "intimate" Gu Lu has also affected the small town of Bournemouth, which is the friendship city of Weymouth...
"The works of the master of love craftsmanship are really famous in the West. It directly influenced the Batman series and created the famous Arkham plot." Gu Lu previously learned that because writers do not love craftsmanship in this world, DC in the parallel world lacks a lot of fun.
In two hours at the social office, I wrote 10,000 words. I will work harder today and tomorrow to let British readers take notice of it as soon as possible.
Over and over again, Gu Lu estimated that it was time for the reporter of the Sun and the town hall of Weymouth to break the defense.
After school in the afternoon, Gu Lu and his sister came to Director Zhu's office again.
The exchange of school badges went very smoothly.
"Student Gu Lu, regarding the refund, we have no way to return the original card, so we will give it to you directly." Director Zhu said.
The accommodation fees and useless charges in the canteen were all refunded.
Gu Nuxia is also happy to be able to live in her own room. She is still in the teacher's office, standing on tiptoes, as if bamboo shoots are about to sprout from the soil, but she still endures it.
After leaving the teaching building, the bamboo shoots turned into essence, and Gu Nuxia was so happy.
His feet were off the ground, and he was holding the wide blue lanyard of the school badge cover in his hand, as if a helicopter was about to take off.
“Be careful, don’t fall.” Gu Lu reminded from behind.
"Brother, is my school ID card the same as yours now?"
The heroine spread her hands, "Quickly take it out and show it to me."
Wen After saying that, Gu Lu took out the school badge from his pocket.
"Is this a school sign? I've never seen anything like this before." Gu Jiayu looked at it carefully.
“It’s a brand new style that I’ve never seen before.” Gu Lu said with a smile.
Gu Jiayu suddenly thought of a possibility, "Brother - the red school badge won't be unique to you, right?"
"Keep a low profile," Gu Lu said, "Wait for two days , I will take you to see the special use of this school card. "
His school card has been "upgraded". In the past, he could only buy a lot of delicious food cheaply in the cafeteria. After upgrading, special functions are given!
"Brother, you are almost as good as the leader of the martial arts league in No. 8 Middle School." Gu Jiayu sighed, from students to teachers, everyone was disrespectful.
“You are already a high school student, and you are still in the middle school.” Gu Lu said.
"You make sense, but isn't it the time when high school students should be in the second grade?" Gu Jiayu said.
That’s right, think about Neon high school students. Apart from studying, they can do everything, and saving the world is something they can do at their fingertips.
But King Gulu didn’t hear the heroine whisper, “Wouldn’t our school sign be different in this way?”
The two walked to the new house and arrived home.
Gu Jiayu took out the small amount of money that Director Zhu just returned and said, "Here is my living expenses."
"I can't support you? Do you still have to pay for living expenses? Take it back ." Gu Lu said.
"You have to pay to live in the school, and there is also food expenses..."
Before the heroine could finish her words, she was interrupted. Gu Lu said, "Live in your own home. How much does it cost? As for food, I used to take you to eat delicious food in the lock area, and I can do it now.”
"Keep it for yourself. If you don't have enough, tell me. I don't have enough money now." Isn't that right? Gu Lu had over a million lying in his bank card.
"Really? Is it so good?" the heroine was happy.
“Of course it’s true.” Gu Lu nodded.
"Well, you save part of it for me. I'm afraid I'll misuse the money. I'll ask you for it when I use it up." Gu Jiayu said and took half of it.
This little girl is really sensible, so Gu Lu agreed in the end.
Slept well on the first day of moving into a new place.
An ordinary sunny day, an ordinary Thursday at work. Rong Weixin, an ordinary staff member of Wudu Qingtuanzi, followed the usual practice and first took a look at Shangfeng's thoughts.
The newspaper he took was "Youth Daily". Friends who often read newspapers should know very well that Youth Daily is the youth newspaper of the Chinese Youth League.
Love one's work and do one's work, Rong Weixin's legs are crossed, the newspaper is spread out, but it is a pity that a rocking chair is missing.
Front page headline "National Language Commission: Inheriting dialect culture in practice"
This headline was expected by Yong Weixin, because Wudu Qingtuanzi also received corresponding publicity tasks. Although it was only superficial due to the local language situation, it is also clear that the Mandarin Committee has put a lot of effort into it.
All regions responded positively, and the headline also mentioned the “call for essays” submitted by various provinces and municipalities.
Articles from Heizhou Province, Shanghai Province, and Ji Province were highlighted and cited.
[Protecting dialects means protecting the roots of culture. With the acceleration of population mobility and the development of communications and media... As Gu Lu, the representative of the Bingcheng Youth League, said in the article "Dialect is the most beautiful language in China", "The beauty of language is nothing more than dialect..."]
Gu Lu? What is it, Gu Lu?
Which Gu Lu is it? Rong Weixin lowered his crossed legs and straightened his back.
No, no, I have to be calm. I have to be calm.
Rong Weixin is a calm official, so he turned on the computer. Each provincial and municipal youth league has its own official website and will report and promote it.
What if they just have the same name? The name Gu Lu is not unique.
[The Youth League Persimmon Committee actively participated in the National Language Committee’s “National Dialect Protection” themed event, and the Bingcheng representative was highly recognized! ]
Clicking on the website, in the latest notification column, Rong Weixin saw the report at a glance.
Click here to view the report details.
That’s right, it’s the famous writer Gu Lu! The website deliberately did not mention the origin of the author, but "Gu Lu, who has good cooperation with Bingcheng Publishing House, was warmly invited by Wang Jietu, the head of the Youth League of Heilongjiang Province..."
It's too obvious, if If Yong Weixin remembers correctly, "Flowers for Algernon" was published by Bingcheng's New Youth Publishing House.
“It’s not good!” Rong Weixin suddenly exclaimed.
Everyone in the office looked over.
(End of this chapter)