Chapter 165: The villains gather together and the curtain opens
Planting flowers with intention is difficult, but planting willows without intention will make shade.
Qin Feng disclosed the secret road of Qiao Mountain so that the world of the underworld and the underworld can interact. This was originally for his own convenience, but it caused an uproar among the people.
Triggered an "arms race" of filial piety.
Yes, filial piety here is no longer an act of remembrance, but an extremely cruel and inhumane arms race.
Fake procedures are used to fulfill filial piety. During the New Year and festivals, burn some paper oxen and paper horses for the ancestors, including paper bieye and paper carriages and horses.
Real hard-core filial piety, passing through Qiao Mountain, sends real money, real swords, real guns, mechas, banknotes, and servants to the ancestors.
What, you said the soul can’t use real money?
It’s not our business to take care of things that are no longer useful. What we have to take care of is to be filial and do our best so that our ancestors can see the development of our family even from underground, so that my peers don’t laugh at me. I don’t know how to be filial.
Thus, the behavior of filial piety has advanced from a public welfare nature to an involution nature.
Any thing, once it becomes involuted, will enter a stage of intense, uncontrollable madness.
You give silver to your ancestors, and I give gold to them!
You will give me a Daqin brothel VIP membership card, and I will give you a Qi Guo Jia Fang Division platinum consumer card!
You burn a mecha for your ancestor, and I will burn a spaceship for my ancestor!
You burned a son for your ancestor! good! My seven sons and thirteen adopted sons were all burned to accompany their ancestors!
Compare your filial piety to me, I will let you know what it means to be filial to the end! Filial piety reaches its peak!
All of a sudden, countless people started to fulfill their filial piety crazily. All kinds of white matter advertisements were flying in the core sections of the Seven Kingdoms, and all kinds of white matter experts who were usually taboo became very popular and left one after another. Doing business on the table, telling everyone what can and cannot be sent, whether you need to file taxes to send it there, how to contact your ancestors, how to travel out of the body without pain, and other various services, it can be said that there are Where there is demand, there will be supply, and where there is supply, there will be a market!
At this time, any famous family will send important family disciples to visit their ancestors underground at this critical moment.
Just like the words on the lips of Qin Feng, the president of the foundation.
There is never a shortage of filial sons in this world, and there is never a shortage of filial piety. What is missing is only a path of filial piety.
I have provided you with such a path, and you will keep me in mind.
What? Qin Feng never said that!
It doesn't matter, President Qin is a sign that thousands of people kick, similar to contemporary Lu Xun.
Anyone can use it to make fun of him if he wants. After all, the Strategist is such an awesome guy, and whatever he says seems to be reasonable.
The Wuding River has never been so lively.
Piles of living people passed through the secret realm of Qiao Mountain and came to the Wuding River through sacrificial spells.
Fortunately, around the river, the reception staff at Tiewei Mountain have cleaned the house and started to receive the vast number of tourists from the earthly world.
For Tiewei Mountain, we are not interested in things like filial piety. After guarding the Wuding River for so many years, our hearts are as cold and ruthless as the stones in the Wuding River. Life and death Grudges are fleeting...
Wait! You said give gold?
Actually, this is not impossible. Of course, don’t misunderstand us. We are not greedy for money.
To be precise, gold is not just a simple metal. It is a super metal that is born after a supernova explosion. It is a brilliant light that erupts when two neutron stars collide. Although we are in a soul state, this still cannot affect us. The longing for the starry sky above our heads and the nostalgia for the deep universe!
Come on, my friend, I can feel your filial piety. When you give me money, you give me trust. Your ancestors will be able to meet you soon. We provide pick-up and delivery services here. First class.
“Report to the Mountain Master, the recent treasury in Tiewei Mountain has exploded. Our income in the last five days has exceeded our income in the past five hundred years!”
“Mountain Master, you can’t Imagine how rich these visitors from the world are! For a very ordinary cup of yellow spring water, they directly give us pearl agate of the same value! If this trend continues, our strength in Tiewei Mountain will not be able to surpass Kunwu Mountain soon. The city is in vain!"
"Mountain Master, the brothers have called all the retired ghost guards on duty recently. There are really too many people, and almost all of them are rich people. These visitors are not in a good mood. Just throw money in the face. Compared with before, we lived by fishing in the Wuding River. Now it is much easier to take people on a trip to see the scenery! ”
A series of reports appeared in the mountain owner's ears.
The mountain master was dressed in a graceful black gauze dress and a black veil. Under her red eyebrows, she could not conceal her joy.
Without him, in front of the mountain owner, there is a mountain of gold, silver and agate treasures as tall as a mountain.
For ordinary souls, they naturally cannot obtain physical items such as gold and silver.
But for old ghosts, these earthly objects in their hands feel the same as in the hands of living people.
Becoming an old ghost is a matter of course. If you stay in the underworld for thirty to fifty years, you will naturally become an old ghost.
The mountain masters in the underworld are just like the girls in the earth. They love and are overjoyed with shiny and shiny things.
The mountain master gently wiped the treasures one after another with his jade hands. While he was very excited, he also lamented that he had been too poor and shabby before.
As long as I have money, I, Tiewei Mountain, will not be here to guard the gate of Hades!
The queen’s legs! When the jobs were distributed in one city and two mountains, it was because I was poor in Tieweishan that I was allowed to be the gatekeeper. Today, I, a female gatekeeper, have risen up!
The city lord died in vain!
Master of Kunwu Mountain!
You two bastards who persecuted my aunt back then, I want you two to know what regret is!
There are also three palaces and ten major yamen. You thirteen bastards who are watching the fun and not taking it too seriously, don’t even think about running away. I will settle the accounts with you one by one!
Even if we start a war in the underworld!
I also want to vent this bad breath!
At this moment, from behind, a maid in a silver dress appeared like blue smoke, "Reporting to the mountain master, there is an emergency."
The mountain master restrained his enthusiasm. With his heart in his heart, he played with an emerald Ruyi in his jade hand and said disapprovingly, "What's the matter? Is it the mountain master of Kunwu Mountain and the city master of Fuxin City who can't sit still and want me to give them some passenger traffic?"
“What are you thinking!”
“Wuding River is the sphere of influence of Tiewei Mountain!”
"Then all the distinguished guests from the world who come to my place must stay here, and don't even think about being eaten by them!"
The maid said cautiously, "Report to the mountain master, this matter and Kunwu Mountain are in vain. It has nothing to do with the city, it has something to do with Qin Feng."
The mountain master glanced at the maid, "Qin Feng? Isn't he breaking off with Zhang Zhien in the prison?"
The maid said, "Residence No. 17 in Wudinghe received a mysterious Yangjian tour group yesterday. According to the intelligence personnel, there were a total of sixteen people who came, and each of them had a Qin Feng. A similar aura from the Lord of Hell seems to be coming to the underworld in a group."
The Mountain Master was stunned for a moment, "Are you sure that all the sixteen Lords of Hell are here?"
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The maid said, "I'm sure, each of them has the same aura as Qin Feng, the aura that is completely natural with the underworld."
The mountain master frowned, and his slender flame-curved eyebrows seemed to be lit, full of She said anxiously, "Sure enough, there is not a tael of gold that is easy to get. I have to serve these sixteen grandfathers..."
The maid whispered, "Mountain Master, this, forget it. !”
The mountain master glanced at the maid, “What do you mean?”
The maid muttered, “These guys are very rude. The first one is called [Jiu Sword Immortal] Wang Xu. He was even more arrogant, cursing and saying that Qin Feng was not interesting enough. The first thing he did when he came to the underworld was to seduce the owner of Tiewei Mountain. He also said that you are Qin Feng's horse and have an affair with Qin Feng..."
"Fart!" The mountain master was furious and furious, "Even the future lord of hell can't speak so openly. I'll go and argue with them!"
The maid hurriedly chased after him, "Mountain Lord, the more you explain this, the more confused it becomes. The more you clarify, the less clear it becomes. Why bother! Besides, I don’t think the Mountain Lord will suffer this time! The soul of the Mountain Lord, Qin! The soul of the Wind Prison Lord, in the words of our underworld, is a good marriage between a well-matched family, a bamboo family to a bamboo family, and a wealthy family to a wealthy family. Why should we lose these benefits because of some guys' bad words? "
"You must know that these visitors from the underworld are willing to spend crazy money in our Tiewei Mountain. To a large extent, they have believed the rumor that Qin Feng and the mountain owner are the same family. They believe that Tiewei Mountain and the foundation have been married and are half of the earth. You are not afraid that we will go back on your word, so you are investing in us like crazy.”
“If you go to clarify now, you will interrupt the current development situation if you don’t clarify it first. The opportunity to be ashamed is lost!"
The mountain master turned around and looked at the frail maid with some affection, "But, I don't like men, I like you!"
The maid said, "Being favored by the mountain master is a blessing that I can't ask for in my three lives. It's just that the ambiguous relationship with Qin Feng needs to be maintained, which is beneficial to the mountain master."
After the mountain owner thought deeply for a while, he said, "Write down the account of Wang Xu, his grandson. When Zhang Zhien's lawsuit is over, I will settle the account with them together!"
The maid nodded obediently.
The mountain master picked up the maid and walked towards the back hall in a domineering manner. At this moment, in a certain courtyard.
"A sneeze!"
"A sneeze——"
"Who is scolding me!"
A pale-faced, exhausted young man with kidney deficiency looked confused. He raised his head and looked at the top of his head, "I'm already dead, and there are still people scolding me. Do they have such a big hatred?"
Wang Xu was in a very unhappy mood.
Wang Xu was originally in Xianyang City, chatting with his oiran sister about the vast sea and the bright starry sky.
Suddenly, my father found me and said that he would fulfill his filial piety to his ancestors.
Wang Xu said, if you are filial, you should be filial. It is time to burn paper and burn paper. What do you want from me?
Dad recited, if I don’t burn paper this year, I will burn you!
Wang Xu was confused at that time and spiraled directly into the sky. Dad, are you crazy? Burn me? Are you so hard-core about filial piety these days? Directly restore the human sacrifices of the Xia Dynasty?
Such behavior is reversing the course of history!
Then Wang Xu’s father told Wang Xu that Meng Tian of the Meng family next door had burned his younger brother Meng Yi. Our family cannot be worse than his family. Anyway, your boy is said to be one of the eighteen lords of hell. , you will have to go underground sooner or later, why not burn you!
Wang Xu is very troubled by his father's remarks. This rumor that I am the Lord of Hell is definitely a rumor! How can you believe it!
This must be an excuse made up by that bastard Qin Feng to pull people into trouble.
But Dad said that this rumor was not spread by Qin Feng, but by Lord Zilu.
Then, under Wang Xu's strong objection, the elder brother prepared an outfit for himself, and the father made an appointment with a white matter expert for himself. After a while, he came here.
Forget it when you come here, you meet a bunch of bastards when you come here.
The first is Jinghong’s old friends headed by Zi Lu. Except for Qin Feng, there are nine other Jinghong finalists!
In addition to these nine guys, there are six masked men and a Liang Shangjun.
At this time, Wang Xu felt the whistling of the wind above his head. He looked up and saw a gorgeous white figure falling from the sky, as graceful as a white phoenix, fluttering and unable to control himself.
The white phoenix landed in front of Wang Xu, dressed in a young master's white feather robe, looking indescribably leisurely and at ease, giving Wang Xu a sense of familiarity with Qin Feng.
Wang Xudao, "Honestly, your back looks exactly like Qin Feng, I almost couldn't help but attack you."
"Haha!" Bai Feng said with a smile, "Really? "
Wang Xu sniffed, "Is it really appropriate for someone who is almost 200 years old to be such a coquettish person every day? Even a nineteen-year-old young man like me would not dare to be such a coquettish person. Afraid of being hammered! Do you really not care at all?"
"Why do you care so much?" Bai Feng's voice was gentle and calm, "I came to the underworld just for a formality. What do they think? I have nothing to do with it.”
Wang Xu became happy when he heard this, "What do you mean? You want to show off? Please, let me show off first! I am an old pervert who has no ambitions and only thinks about women, so I am suitable for showing off. And you are the ace of Liusha. Brother, you can’t show off well! No one will believe that you can show off!”
Bai Feng said, “Yes, that’s why I came here to ask you for advice. How can I show off and not get involved in this turmoil?"
Wang Xu said helplessly, "If you please ask me to pick up girls, I can teach you the Eighteen Styles of Sword Immortal!" But you ask me! How to show off, to be honest, showing off is a talent that cannot be learned! Instead of me teaching you how to show off, why not teach you how to stand in line?"
Bai Feng said, "How to stand in line? "
Wang Xu turned back at this moment and looked at the luxurious courtyard behind Qing Ming Tianxia, "Although we have a large number of people, we are actually making their own small calculations. Some people even Got more than one abacus ”
"Let's first talk about what the higher-ups are giving us now."
"As Lord Zilu said, Shangfeng is a heavenly being. He wants us to resolve Zhang Zhien's case peacefully and kill him peacefully. We must resolutely Don't allow this guy to live. His survival will greatly threaten the peace of the underworld."
"After all, a living nobleman of the seventh generation is a walking nuclear bomb that will explode at any time."
< br>"The basic purpose of heavenly beings is this. We must carry out tasks according to the wishes of the leader."
"At this time, disagreements emerged. How to resolve Zhang Zhien's case smoothly? One opinion is and Qin Feng cooperates and lets Qin Feng handle it! One is to tie Qin Feng and Zhang Zhien together and kill them!”
"The key to this disagreement lies in the attitude towards Qin Feng!"
"There is no doubt that the nine masters of Jinghong are all inclined to the former. They cooperate with Qin Feng and let Qin Feng demolish Zhang Zhien. Nuclear bomb!"
"And those masked guys undoubtedly want to kill Qin Feng and Zhang Zhien together!"
"So, you! You know where you stand."
Bai Feng looked at Wang Xu, "I've always been curious, how can you be sure that Qin Feng can defuse Zhang Zhien's nuclear bomb?"
Wang Xu pointed at his head, "Intuition! I have been with him for a long time, and I think he can do it. It's that simple! There is no reason."
Bai Feng nodded, "I have been a killer a lot Years have passed. In my opinion, murder is just an extension of interests. The same is true for Zhang's case. Behind this is the struggle for the initiative of the underworld by the seven kingdoms, the emperor of Zhou, the gods, and hundreds of schools of thought. "
“Those masked guys are undoubtedly the representatives of the interests of Emperor Zhou.”
“And the ten of us are the representatives of the interests of the seven countries.”
“ We formed with Emperor Zhou to represent the interests of Heaven and Man.”
"Only Qin Feng represents the interests of all schools of thought."
Wang Xu interrupted Bai Feng's words, "Wrong! You are wrong. Qin Feng never represents the interests of all schools of thought." He only represents his own interests! By extension, he only represents the interests of the foundation! This interest party may include hundreds of people, but it may also include the local forces of Great Qin, the Seven Kingdoms, and even the underworld!"
Bai Feng said, "With such a person's interests, does he have allies?"
Wang Xu thought for a while, "The local forces in the underworld may be used by him, but not many. It is said that the mountain owner has been sleeping with him! "
"As for the other allies in the world, Master can't come this time! The Foundation, Jiuli Clan, Hongmengyuan and other allies can't come to help either."
"He should have no allies."
Bai Feng said, "There is one, the 16th Jinghong Champion! Evergreen!"
Wang Xu laughed, "That psychotic novelist Ah! Isn't his pen broken?"
Bai Feng said, "I heard that Qin Feng is busy looking for a pen for him recently, and I think he will recover soon."
Wang Xu shook his head, "No way, that pen is hard to find. If he could find it, he wouldn't stay in a mental hospital."
Bai Feng said again, "Actually, I admire you very much. You dare to say anything with your bad mouth. You dare to make dirty jokes about Qin Feng and Shanzhu. But for people like you, the lower limit of character is too low. , even if Qin Feng and the mountain master hear it, they won't do anything to you. It's not like me, who has to think about every word for a long time, fearing that saying the wrong thing will lead to death. "
Wang. Xu said proudly, "If you can be as self-disciplined as I am, why worry about becoming a person like me."
Bai Feng said, "Are you the same as you who lost contact with whoring?"
< br>Wang Xudao, "Am I prostitution? I am studying the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic, the excellent legacy left by the traditional Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors. Do you understand the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic? Forget it, why should I be angry with you, a layman!"
(End of Chapter)