Chapter 291 Qin Feng passes on the law [absent-minded], Hu Hai falls in love with abuse
Donghai, office.
On the holographic screen, three mechas, Zhang Han, Ying Bu, and Xiang Yu, fought against Fusu and the four-winged angel.
Hu Hai put a hand on his chin and squinted, "I have done everything I can do."
"If you still don't know how to advance or retreat, next time, I will really kill you Get missing!”
"A missing eldest brother is better than an eldest brother who slanders his father."
"Anyway, according to the laws of the Qin Dynasty, it doesn't say that the eldest son must succeed to the throne. It's just that you were born earlier and are more favored. "
"In comparison, the third brother and the fourth brother are no worse than you!"
Hu Hai thought about it and stood up immediately.
Just when Hu Hai turned off the screen, a distorted light and shadow appeared on the screen. It was a cyberpunk urban scene. The back of a human in a silver windbreaker stood on the rooftop of a tall building. He put his hands in his pockets, showing off indescribably.
Hu Hai was stunned for a moment, what happened?
Possessed?
Or is it that I have been working too hard recently and have hallucinations?
Hu Hai looked at the screen carefully, but found that there was no action on the screen!
What's going on!
Hu Hai carefully recalled the memory just now, his eyes became deeper and deeper. The one just now was definitely not an illusion!
There was indeed a problem with the live projection just now!
Hu Hai was very sure that he had not made a mistake.
Then why can’t I see any movement on the projection screen now?
Hu Hai thought carefully about his situation just now. I want to turn off the projection screen and prepare to leave!
Yes, how about I close it again?
Hu Hai turned on the projection screen and then tried to turn it off, but there was no abnormality.
Hu Hai turned the projection screen on and off again a dozen times, but the distorted light and shadow did not appear.
“Something must have happened in the meantime!”
“It’s definitely not something wrong with the instrument!”
Hu Hai suddenly raised his head, "Could it be that something is wrong with me?"
"I just didn't look at the screen, I didn't care about the screen, I just wanted to leave the office."
"Absent-minded! "
"Yes! I was absent-minded just now!"
"So, if you want to see the projection on the screen, you must be absent-minded!"
Hu Hai suddenly thought of a previous phone call.
That was Hu Hai’s call to his junior brother Xu Fu, who had never been masked.
Xu Fu told Hu Hai on the phone that Mr. Qin Feng achieved enlightenment in Guigu and made extraordinary achievements, and there was an interesting anecdote in it.
That day when Mr. Xu was enlightening, Xu Fu and Gui Guzi went to find him. Mr. looked at an empty space and muttered something about the statue of the emperor and about experiments.
Xu Fu didn't understand what he heard at that time. Later, after his husband came out of seclusion, Guiguzi asked about what happened last time, but his husband said mysteriously that the principle of that experiment was very profound, but the truth was very simple. When you don't look at the cat, the cat ceases to be a cat. When you don't look at something, something ceases to be that thing.
Guiguzi didn't understand what his junior brother Qin Feng said. He only thought about how his junior brother would make him happy, but then he let it go.
Now Xu Fu looks at the screen and thinks about what Qin Feng said. When you don't look at the cat, the cat is no longer a cat.
When I don’t pay attention to the screen, the scene just now will appear on the screen.
Yes! That must be it!
After Hu Hai calmed down for a while, he returned to his previous state and wanted to leave without thinking about the screen.
At this moment, a scene appeared on the screen, a cyberpunk urban scene. In the city, there was plenty of daylight. If you look closely at the sky, there are actually three suns in the sky!
The urban scene was zoomed in. On the rooftop of a high-rise building made of silver-white reflective material, a man wearing a reflective cloak and a long gown poked his hands in his pockets, seeming to be slightly aware of it. Come on! You contacted me so quickly!”
Hu Hai was so excited that it was hard to describe in words.
Sir!
I blanch!
Why did sir appear on my screen!
What happened?
Qin Feng seemed to be aware of Hu Hai's excitement and said leisurely, "Don't look, don't think, don't think. Once you pay attention, I will disappear and remain absent-minded, just talk to the old man. Just talk to yourself like a friend, and don't call me sir, it will make me disappear."
Hu Hai was very obedient and kept in an absent-minded state, saying, "For a while. We haven’t seen each other, where have you been?”
Qin Feng said, “I have carried out a mission, I can’t say anything yet.”
"And!" Hu Hai said, "What a mysterious person! I'm still thinking about saving the world!"
Qin Feng laughed and said, "It's very close, almost saving the world! How about, How have you been lately?"
Hu Hai said casually, "My eldest brother somehow got together with the four-winged angels of the Holy Light Civilization, and seemed to have formed an alliance. Now he is calling on all schools of thought. Something is going to happen! I have a headache!”
Qin Feng said, “Tsk, tsk, I guessed it at that time. These bastards from Zhuzibaijia are definitely not economical. Thinking about the pot! gave them the direction to go out, they still think about the ancestral property of Pangu World, and now they want to hang on, do they want to grab it with both hands, and use both hands hard? "
Hu Hai said, "I'm very worried. My elder brother's current idea is very dangerous. He wants to pry away Han An's allies, kill Han An as quickly as possible, and then unify the seven countries, seal the Pangu world, and return to the past. The period of the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors.”
Qin Feng said, "Childish, no, this is stupid! He is a blind man who hides his ears and steals his bell. The great world of Pangu is in the boundary sea and cannot escape from the boundary sea. Do you think you can become the king just by sealing the door?" < br>
“However, there is no need to worry too much about this matter.”
“In my opinion, Fusu’s troublemaking is just to lead all the schools of thought to the king’s butcher’s knife. "
"One day, if all the schools of thought go too far, they will all be wiped out by the king!"
"Fusu's mentality of a holy mother will eventually come to an end. Kill all the scholars.”
Hu Hai said, "What you said makes sense, but I still have a problem now. It's my own trouble. My martial arts is very poor..."
Qin Feng said, "To be honest, with your You can't learn powerful martial arts with your qualifications, so I never teach you martial arts, but now you don't have martial arts and you can't stand the situation, so let me teach you a martial arts move that is not martial arts."
Hu Hai said, "Martial arts that are not martial arts?"
Qin Feng said, "As the saying goes, a fresh move can be eaten all over the world. I will teach you the most simple skills in one move. You are very aware of your current absent-minded state, right? Practice more and train yourself to be able to enter the state of absent-mindedness at any time, and then learn my current posture, yes, it is the posture! You must learn it well! In the future, as long as you enter the state of absent-mindedness, all attacks on you will , will be evaded by you!"
Hu Hai said, "Really? You can dodge 100% if you enter the absent-minded state?"
Qin Feng said, "As the saying goes, when you are absent-minded, the cat is no longer a cat, and then the attack is no longer an attack. This is a powerful self-cultivation. It is a mental technique, not a physical exercise. The principles of the technique are very complicated, involving the double-slit interference experiment, the three laws of entropy increase, the theory of Qi number, etc. I can’t teach you these things, and you don’t need to learn them.”
“ For you, it is enough that you know that one plus one equals two. As for why one plus one equals two, that is my question!"
Hu Hai suddenly understood, "I understand, thank you sir! "
The screen suddenly blurred, and Qin Feng's voice remained, "Silly——"
Hu Hai looked awkwardly at the gentleman who disappeared on the screen, and touched himself again He is really stupid. My husband told me not to call him sir, otherwise he will disappear, but I still can't help it.
However, Hu Hai then thought about it. Mr. Yun Danfengqing maintained such an absent-minded attitude, and the posture with his hands in his pockets. Could it mean that he was also using this move to avoid someone's attack?
No way! An attack that Mr. can dodge! Where did that gentleman go? Especially the scene of three suns shining in the sky gave Hu Hai a great shock.
But the most important thing now is to test whether the 100% dodge mentality trick my husband taught me is really effective.
Martial arts training halls were opened everywhere in Jianye City. Hu Hai packed up and turned around and entered an underground internal training hall.
The internal training hall was almost filled with middle and high-level people from Jianye City. When they saw Hu Hai coming, they all stood up and saluted respectfully.
"Boss!"
Zhang Han said enthusiastically from one side, "Why are you here! You don't seem to be interested in martial arts!"
Hu Hai looked at it Looking at Zhang Han, he immediately raised his hand and said, "Follow me!"
Zhang Han was a little confused. Is something wrong, brother?
Hu Hai took Zhang Han to a huge closed training room.
Hu Hai put on a long windbreaker of the same style as Qin Feng, and said to Zhang Han, "Go and get a wooden sword!"
Zhang Han held the wooden sword and looked at it. Looking at Hu Hai, "Brother, you want to compete with me? Stop making trouble, you can't beat me! Your combat power is only more than 3,000 points. This combat power is in Jianye, and you always sit at the child's table to eat..."
Hu Hai said angrily, "Stop trying to bully me and hit me!"
Zhang Han was stunned for a moment, "Hit you? No, brother, why should I hit you? You also have a wooden sword. , let’s discuss it for a while...”
Hu Hai said, "I ask you to hit me, so you hit me!"
Hearing this, Zhang Han suddenly drew his sword!
Hu Hai was fucked directly into the wall.
The young man climbed down with difficulty, furious, "I'm not ready yet!"
Zhang Han scratched his head in embarrassment, "Well, then prepare yourself!"
Hu Hai put his hands in his pockets, recalling the teacher's pretentious gesture, "Wait a minute, you see I don't pay attention to you anymore, and then you sneak attack me!"
Zhang Han said, "Sneak attack? Brother, I'll beat you. There's no need for a sneak attack!"
Hu Hai said, "Will you attack me now?"
"Yes!" Zhang Han! Said, "So you want to play COSPLAY! I will be an assassin! I understand, I completely understand!"
Hu Hai was speechless at his IQ, who would give you a COSPLAY! I just wanted to try a new trick.
Forget it, I'm too lazy to explain to him.
Hu Hai poked his hands in his pockets and quickly entered the state of absent-mindedness described by his husband.
Then, with a roar, a sap hit hard on the back, and Hu Hai fell to the ground.
Zhang Han hurriedly pulled Hu Hai up, "Brother, brother, are you okay!"
Hu Hai had a swelling on his head, and he grimaced in pain, "I can do this Don’t be gentle, I am your big brother!”
Zhang Han apologized with an embarrassed smile, "Come again, come again!"
Hu Hai put his hands in his pockets and continued to stand there, and then another sap!
Hu Hai lies on the ground again!
“Come again!”
Boom! Hu Hai lay on the ground again!
"I still don't believe it!"
Boom! Hu Hai lay on the ground again!
After repeating this for more than a hundred times, Hu Hai, who had 3,000 points of combat power, was already covered in blood and swollen.
Hu Hai was lying on the ground, his eyes shining, "No, this is not right, I should have imitated it not yet!"
"What exactly is wrong!"
"What went wrong?"
Hu Hai suddenly slapped his head, "Hahaha! I understand! I understand! The rooftop! It's the rooftop! There are three more suns! It's also a sunny day!"< br>
Hu Hai looked at Zhang Han urgently, "Quick! Get me two more suns in the sky!"
Zhang Han was a little confused, brother, are you crazy? ? Two more suns in the sky? Are you sure you're not joking?
But Hu Hai's words were Bai Yujing's will. Under the current circumstances, Zhang Han could only find two spaceships, turn on full power and head above them, so that he could barely have three suns.
Hu Hai came to the roof of the foundation building, found the rooftop where Qin Feng was standing, looked up at the three suns in the sky at thirty degrees, and entered a state of "absent-mindedness" thoughtfully.
Hu Hai's performance art has attracted the attention of many experts. At this moment, the rooftop is full of people from all walks of life.
From the old headquarters of the foundation, to the top brass of Jianye City in the East China Sea, and to the disciples of Wuzong, groups of people came up to watch.
“What happened to the young master?”
“Is the young master going to commit suicide?”
"You can't fall to your death even if you commit suicide!"
In the midst of the discussion, I saw Zhang Han holding a wooden stick and walking quietly behind him. Just like hundreds of times, Zhang Han made a sneak attack and hit the sap!
This time!
Evasion successful!
Hu Hai was still standing there, but Zhang Han's attack failed!
Zhang Han was stunned for a moment.
How could it be! What's going on!
Am I in a daze?
Why do you dodge?
Hu Hai raised his hands in the air and laughed, "I understand, hahaha! Teacher Niubi! Come again!"
Zhang Han looked at Sap, looked at Hu Hai, concentrated, and struck again!
This stick hit Hu Hai firmly!
Hu Hai's figure was shaky, and he looked back at Zhang Han with difficulty, "If my absent-mindedness is lower than your concentration, then I will be beaten. I understand, this is what the teacher taught. , Hahaha——"
Hu Hai fell directly!
Below the eighteenth floor, a group of experts flew up to pick up Hu Hai!
Soon Hu Hai was sent to the hospital and entered the medical warehouse.
The instigator, Zhang Han, was embarrassed and at a loss. The boss asked himself to beat him repeatedly. He must not have any bad habits!
It is said that nobles all have this hobby. Some like whips, and some like candles. Unexpectedly, the boss actually likes sap!
As soon as Zhang Han's big mouth spread, there was a lot of discussion in the East China Sea.
“Have you heard? Mr. Hu Hai likes to be abused!”
"Real or false!"
"Of course it's true! Someone saw Hu Hai ordering others to beat him, and he was not allowed to stop! The more he was beaten, the more addictive he became!"
"... ”
(End of this chapter)