Chapter 377 I accept the punishment, but I must inform all the forces in Jiehai
In the ominous imperial coffin.
The sky and the earth are dim, the sun and moon are missing, and the corpses stand like mountains. At a glance, it is vast, boundless, and very spectacular.
On the sky, a shining golden-white figure fell from the sky and turned into a human figure. It was Qin Feng.
Qin Feng stood on the altar and looked up at the furnace in front of him.
The eight-legged furnace is still burning brightly.
The black and white flames wrapped around the entire furnace wall, lingering in the sky through the gaps between several melted mirror fragments, endlessly.
Qin Feng stood in front of the eight-legged furnace, "Hey! Lishan, let's have a good talk!"
"Talk?" Lishan was still stubborn, "What's there to talk about? "
Qin Feng said, "Now we have encountered a problem. The emperor's coffin in the cemetery was pushed by the turbulence of time and space, blocking a time and space node, causing chaos in the time and space primary selection. "
"The organization is very angry and requires Emperor Coffin to get out as quickly as possible and not to hinder the order of time and space."
"Otherwise..."
Li Shandao, "Otherwise, how about it?"
Qin Feng said, "Otherwise, they will send out senior cadres to banish you forever!"
Lishan chuckled, "Are you just banishing me? I'm afraid I won't be banished with you!" You can't live without my body, boy, are you covered in sweat now?"
Speaking of this, Lishan laughed wildly. Suddenly, the arrogance of being bullied by Qin Feng these days poured out, without giving Qin Feng any face.
Qin Feng, however, was not affected by Lishan's emotions. He smiled leisurely, stood on the edge of the altar with his hands behind his back, looking at the clouds in the distance, "Life becomes thick due to precipitation, and life becomes thick due to tempering." Brilliant.”
“I never set any goals for myself.”
“I won’t force myself to be anything.”
“That’s right for me. For me, exile is not a punishment, but a reward, a reward for traveling, and a reward for my complete merit in this world.”
Qin Feng walked on the edge of the altar, "It's like I don't know how I came to this world."
"It's like I don't know why I left this world now."
"Is the result important? Important! Life is like a script. You don't have to know the beginning, but you must know the end!"
"But compared with the process, the result seems not so important."
< br>"In my hometown, a philosopher once said that traveling is like chatting up a girl. Don't be afraid of failure. Only when you solve the quantity problem can you solve the quality problem!"
“The moment it started at twelve o’clock, my first kiss was a new one.”
“When a car appears in front of you, don’t hesitate, rush forward and grab a seat. It doesn’t matter where the car goes. , the important thing is the scenery encountered on the road!”
“Fate becomes interesting because of its impermanence. If everything is the established version, there is no doubt that this is a great sadness.”
"Forget it, talking to you so much is useless, you have never been in love."
However, as soon as Qin Feng finished speaking, an angry voice came from the other side. , "Fart! How do you know that I have never been in love? Do you think that the need for love is only your privilege? Do we really need nothing if we are energized? If not, do you think that emotional power can hurt me? ”
Qin Feng felt Lishan's violent mood swings for the first time.
There is a play.
Qin Fengdao, "You also have a story? It's a pity that there is no wine here."
Lishan slowed down his tone, "I can agree to be your dog, but I have a request."
Qin Fengdao, "Say!"
Lishan said, "I want that guy to be my dog!"
Qin Feng said, "Who? Is your love partner?"
Lishan did not answer immediately and was silent for a while. Finally, "The one I liked is dead. Her murderer escaped into your multiverse. I looked through the fourth wall in desperation and came to your universe, but I couldn't find him." .”
Qin Feng said, “Are you sure the guy you are looking for is still hiding here?” Four-dimensional life forms can feel each other, I can feel his existence, he has always existed!”
"For this reason, I wasted two epochs of time here, missed the opportunity to go back over the fourth wall, and was left here forever."
Qin Feng said, "As long as the other party is here with us Multiverse, everything is easy, I promise to help you kill him!"
"No need." Li Shan said, "Just help me find him, I will suppress him myself!"
"Okay!" Qin Feng said, "Then it's settled. From now on, I will help you find someone, and you quickly recognize the master and move the emperor's coffin..."
Lishan said again, "There is one more thing!"
Qin Feng said, "Speak! Say it all at once!"
Li Shan said, "There is only one condition left! One day you will return to the great universe before you traveled through it. Could you please help me introduce the people you gave me? Showing the strong people deep in my memory!”
“I don’t have many hobbies in my life, and making friends with strong people is one of them.”
“They just rely on a brand to let me know. My vitality was severely damaged, and I almost fell asleep. Their bodies must be unimaginably powerful!"
"It would be an unparalleled honor if I could become friends with those strong men you showed me. ”
Qin Feng was speechless after hearing this.
How come this Lishan doesn’t open any of the pots?
If I could go back to the earth before I traveled, why would I be here? I ran back long ago!
And Lishan seemed to see what Qin Feng was thinking, and said leisurely, "I came from above the speed of light, and I have seen many universes. As long as you are determined and don't forget your hometown, then you will definitely be able to do it." Go back!"
Qin Feng smiled happily, "Of course! I will not forget the appearance of my hometown! If I have a choice, I will take you back with me!" >
"Okay!" Lishan said, "Since it has been discussed, there will be no ink marks. From today on, I, Lishan, will recognize you as my master!"
After the words fell, Qin Feng looked around, "That's it. ? No reaction at all? "
Li Shan said, "What if we have a so-called contract restriction like those animals? Don't be stupid! Once a living thing like us makes a promise, That means the promise has become a rule that imprisons us. Do you understand what you say?"
"Shut up!" Qin Feng said, "Who are you calling me a bug from now on? I changed my words! Call me Brother! No, Brother is too social! Boss is too philistine! "
"Don't talk about bugs all day long, shut up bugs!"
"You are humiliating me by calling me this."
Li Shan said, "It's not a humiliation, this is the official official title for you, Above the speed of light, all the four-dimensional life forms I know are called this. There is no discrimination. You are too sensitive."
Qin Feng said, "I don't like this title, and you don't. Can we change it? "Who is the eldest brother among us?"
Lishan sighed, "It's up to you. Even if you call me Mr. Qin, you can't change the fact that you are a bug, unless you get rid of the bug's life." Form! Only by working hard and changing the composition of your life can you sublimate! ”
Qin Feng said, "From what you say, you are quite knowledgeable about cultivation?"
Li Shan said, "Before we talk about cultivation, can you put me out of the furnace first!"< br>
“Of course!” Qin Feng kicked him violently.
The strength of the legs turned into a strong hurricane in mid-air and suddenly opened the furnace lid of the furnace. Lishan turned into a flaming meteor and jumped out of the furnace, rolling on the ground and dragging it out for dozens of miles. After the traces of flames, he finally returned to Qin Feng.
Only now, it is no longer the middle-aged man with a simple and honest face, but has become a mini elf the size of a fist, crystal clear, and filled with strong flames.
Lishan stared at a pair of big red eyes, "What are you looking at! Haven't you seen my mini form? That stove almost burned me to sleep! I became smaller just to avoid falling asleep."
Qin Feng suppressed the words of praising the other party's kawaii and coughed, "What, do you know a lot about cultivation?"
"A little understanding." Li Shan said, "I have lived the entire Dragon World Era. And the Era of Proving the Way, the Dragon Realm Era has existed for eight billion years, and the Era of the Proving Way has existed for 30 billion years! I have been in your multiverse for a full billion years, and I have been doing the tricks of your organization. I have become impatient. Many measures and methods are very clever to you, but they are just like that to me!"
"If you want to change your life form! , I have to make some changes, and I can’t practice like these silly monks in your universe!" Qin Feng said, "Then what should I do?"
Lishan turned into a flame elf and jumped above Qin Feng's head. "You should punch the void next, right? Fist crushing the void is a very superficial training concept. It is to make you low-level insects——"
Lishan looked at the memory fragments of [The Legend of Zhen Huan] that Qin Feng was about to sacrifice, and hurriedly changed his words, "Low-level monks can understand quickly! A lot of simplifications have been made!"
"In fact, the concept of void is It originated from the core of cultivation in the Dragon Realm period, and the core of the Zhengdao Era is the transformation of gods!"
Qin Feng thought thoughtfully after hearing this, "In other words, our Gaowu Era is about Zhengdao! Developed on the basis of the Dao Era and the Dragon World Era?”
“That’s right!” Li Shandao, “What else?”
Qin Feng said, "Then how should I practice?"
Lishan said, "Of course it is to abandon the currently defined concept of Broken Void and choose a more perfect cultivation method of the Dragon Realm Void Realm! This cemetery of mine Nothing else. There were a lot of master corpses taken in at the end of the era. The Dragon Vein Valley you visited before was the place where a top boss in the Dragon World fell. There is a top treasure of the Dragon World boss hidden in the eye of the valley. Call me Dragon Gate!"
Qin Feng's eyes lit up, "Dragon Gate? A dragon gate where a carp jumps and turns into a dragon, does this kind of thing really exist?"
Li Shandao, "Don't use this kind of thing. Look at me with surprised eyes, I said it exists, it must exist! In my opinion, it is just a boring trick of low-level monks. Real geniuses do not need to practice. Like me, I have never practiced. Don't you ignore the rules of time?"
Qin Feng said, "Come on! You just have better reincarnation skills."
Li Shan said, "You are wrong! There is no low-level reproduction method like reincarnation for four-dimensional life forms. We use a higher-level reproduction method, which you can't understand!"
Just here When Qin Feng was planning to go back to the Dragon Vein Canyon to dig out the Wind Eye Dragon Gate, Qin Feng's left thumb and little finger uncontrollably turned into phone gestures.
Come on! Six and Singer called!
The singer's throat-breaking cry came from the other side, "Qin Feng, are you dead? Speak!"
Qin Feng answered the phone and said, "Hey, boss, I'm here. ! Just got it! ”
The singer said, "It's done, move the coffin quickly! Senior cadres have arrived at the scene! You will be exiled soon!"
"Ah!" Qin Feng said, "It's not just two words. Time? So fast?"
The singer said, "It's been two hours! The speed of the coffin depends on the other person's mood!"
Qin Feng could only say, "Boss, I'll be out right away. The coffin will start moving right now!"
As he spoke, Qin Feng hurriedly hung up the phone and said to Li Shan, "Quick! Move the coffin quickly!"
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Lishan said in an innocent tone, "What are you thinking about, Mr. Qin! You threw me into that furnace for so many days and I almost fell asleep! Do you still think I am in full glory?"
"My vitality is severely injured now, and I can speak very well. You asked me to control the coffin to move, how is it possible! Do you know that this cemetery is very big! Even if I am a four-dimensional life form, I It takes a lot of effort to control this cemetery! It can't be moved!"
Qin Feng rubbed his hair, "According to what you said, will he definitely be exiled this time?"
Li Sandao, "You look in pain! Didn't you say that exile is just a trip to you?"
Qin Feng said firmly, "It is a trip! But at least you have to take your wife and dad with you when you travel. Mom, sister, bring your living supplies! This damn bachelor is exiled with you. This is not called traveling, this is called wandering, or in other words, fleeing!"
"I want to travel, but I don't want it to be an escape-style wandering!"
"Do you understand what I'm talking about?"
Lishan thought for a while, "Let's do this. You go out first and play against the senior cadres of the organization. It will cost a lot to exile these guys. If they are willing to lend me some strength and let me recover a little, we can get some benefits from them, then I can move. Emperor's coffin, no need to be exiled."
Qin Feng looked at Li Shan in front of him suspiciously, "I seriously think you have the power to move the emperor's coffin now, but you don't plan to move, you want to use this as a blackmail. Organization! Right!"
Li Shan did not deny it, but said bluntly, "The appearance of the emperor's coffin at this node is partly due to the turbulence of time and space, but more of it is executed by my will. There was no chance of survival at that time. I was going to sleep anyway, so I wanted to drag you to death! Who would have thought that we could make peace with each other? I was also surprised by this scene!"
"But since the senior cadres of the organization are dispatched, we don't need to be polite to them!"
"These are the real bosses of your multiverse, and they are all rich! Just keep your mouth open! The rest Leave it to me!"
Qin Feng has never thought of blackmailing the top management of the organization.
Especially when an ominous evil creature says this to himself.
Isn’t he looking for death?
And Li Shan said tirelessly, "You don't think I will harm you, do you!"
Qin Feng said, "Isn't it possible?"
"What are you thinking!" Li Shan jumped, "We are one, I am your dog, if you die, I will fall asleep! I don't want to fall asleep either! I won't let you die! Go in peace! Those senior cadres have nothing to do !"
Qin Feng sighed, turned around and said, "Who is whose dog between us! Why do I think I am a dog?"
Li Shan said happily, "Does it matter who is a dog? Being a human being is the most important thing! Being happy is the most important thing!"
Blinking again, Qin Feng appeared on the emperor's coffin.
Qin Feng only felt that he was on a huge parallel horizontal plane, and the end of this coffin could hardly be seen with the naked eye.
The emperor's coffin was hovering over a large star gate in a sideways manner!
The coffin was as terrifying as several Uranus planets, and the star gate was blocked tightly!
The moment Qin Feng appeared, a strong golden light roared down from above his head, and the next moment, swishing!
On the coffin bathed in golden light, seven or eight black figures appeared with their backs to Qin Feng. Almost everyone was wearing a huge cloak, and the equation of the truth of all things was engraved on the cloak...
Golden The light shines on them, and their black backs and the equations on their cloaks become the only eternal embellishments in this space.
At this moment, Qin Feng will think of countless Easter egg scenes at the end of comics.
Countless old friends stand at the door with their backs to the sun, waiting for the arrival of the protagonist.
It also seems to be the black car drivers outside Xianyang North Station, standing in a row...
In the dark shadow, a difficult and unskilled voice fell, "Pangu Universe Qin Feng, colluded with four-dimensional life forms, and blocked the nodes of time and space. Do you know your guilt?"
Qin Feng listened to this familiar scapegoat. Speaking of words, all I wanted to say for a moment was, it’s his fault, can you please listen to my explanation first?
But Qin Feng then thought about it and said, what a nonsense explanation! Now that I have worn the same pants as Lishan, I can’t explain it at all.
Qin Feng said helplessly, "Senior cadres and bosses above the organization! Qin Feng had no intention of causing such a big cosmic accident! This was an accident!"
At this moment Zhuangshuanghei Shadow said, "Since it was an accident, why not move the emperor's coffin quickly! Are you waiting to be exiled?"
Qin Feng said, "Boss, let's be honest, the one in the emperor's coffin is very weak. It can't move the emperor's coffin, so the coffin was blown here. If it can provide him with some nutrients, I believe it can move the emperor's coffin." The coffin was moved!"
A female voice came, "Are you threatening us?"
Qin Feng said, "No, absolutely not!"
The female voice wanted to speak, but at this moment, a dark shadow in the middle said kindly, "If you exile it, the sacrifice will be huge. Giving it some nutrients and letting it go away will be a smaller sacrifice. Between the two choices, choose the lesser! I tell you. The four-dimensional life form behind us agreed with its suggestion."
Qin Feng said, "Thank you for your understanding, sir! I will report it to the four-dimensional life form right now!"
Qin Feng was about to return to the emperor's coffin, but the female voice said reluctantly, "The four-dimensional life form and the ominous emperor's coffin can not be investigated, but you kid must be traced! The space-time accident you caused this time has brought consequences to the organization. Huge expense and loss!"
After hearing this, Qin Feng looked back at the woman's back and said seriously, "I, Qin Feng, dare to act bravely, and I can stand firm even if I'm beaten. I understand that this accident was indeed caused by me, and I will accept the punishment!"
Renhou said from behind, "Say!"
Qin Feng said, "I demand it! The organization will inform all the forces in Jiehai about my punishment, including those above the Era!"
As soon as these words came out, even the senior cadres couldn't help it.
What is this kid thinking?
After a few black figures were slightly confused, one of the senior cadres laughed and said, "What a smart guy who wants to make a name for himself through the organization's channels!"
Qin Feng said, "In my opinion, whether it is a bad reputation or a good reputation, it is better than no reputation! If my reputation is big enough and bad enough! Then there will be no such thing as the Supreme Universe bullying me, that is There will be no time and space accident where I use the emperor's coffin to block the time and space nodes! And I, Qin Feng, have great respect for the organization! I have participated in the organization's exams and met the organization's invigilator. I think the organization is a talking point. The place of truth!"
The benevolent voice said, "As you think, the punishment letter will be sent to the sea in the near future, including all the forces above the era, please be satisfied!"
Qin Feng smiled and said, "Thank you, boss! Then I'll go greet the four-dimensional life form master!"
Qin Feng disappeared into the emperor's coffin.
Not long after, under the golden light, the senior cadres saw that the huge volume of the emperor's coffin suddenly tore apart the space-time turbulence around the star gate, and immediately began to float upward, the space-time node, Finally got through!
(End of this chapter)