Chapter 468 Jie Hai, I’m back from studying abroad! Hahaha...
Drink a pot of tea.
After Qin Feng and Li Shan looked at each other, Li Shan stood up and said, "If you see the great elder, say hello to Mr. Long for me. If he wants his body, you can go back and get it at any time. I will try my best to preserve his bones."
"If there is nothing else, I will leave first."
As he spoke, Li Shan was about to leave.
At this moment, Qin Feng took a step forward to stop Li Shan, who was about to leave because he was hungry, "Fellow Taoist, there is one more thing I want to ask you for a favor."
Li Shan said, "Help? Not interested."
Qin Feng pointed at Nuo Da’s No. 9 pawnshop and said, “You can see and use everything I have here!”
Lishan glanced at Gao Gao in Qin Feng’s pawnshop. The bookshelf said disapprovingly, "These exercises are very useful for ordinary people and are supreme secrets, but for you and me, these are redundant things. We don't need these things at all!"< br>
“I’m leaving, please contact me when you have time.”
Lishan walked straight away, his eyes full of determination. It was obvious that he would not be deceived by Qin Feng's sugar-coated bullets.
So, Qin Feng took out the real gun.
A dark blue enhanced version of the Desert Eagle appeared in Qin Feng's left hand.
Qin Feng held the Desert Eagle in one hand, and the deep blue flame on the muzzle was like the embers of a meteor. There was a vague sense of the disillusionment of a meteor and the ups and downs of the years.
Qin Feng pointed the gun at the back of Lishan's head, and Lishan stopped moving.
Li Shan didn't even look back, he sneered and mocked, "Do you think this kind of thing can hurt me? I am a four-dimensional life form."
Qin Feng laughed, "Don't use inertial thinking to speculate on my invention. Who said that a gun must be a weapon and not a qualitative change device? "
Lishan realized something was wrong!
Qin Feng fired suddenly!
Lishan’s reaction was not unpleasant.
But he didn't catch the bullet either.
Facts have proved that Qin Xiaomei’s words did not lie.
In this No. 9 pawnshop, Qin Feng's strength is infinitely close to Kaioshin. Even the real Kaioshin may not be able to harm Qin Feng in No. 9 pawnshop.
Lishan’s eyebrows were struck by the blue light Desert Eagle, his knees softened, and he knelt down on the ground.
A streak of lightning arcs as thick as a hair was released from the center of his eyebrows. The arcs crazily invaded Li Shan's entire body. Li Shan gritted his teeth and stayed awake, "Qin Feng, what do you want to do! ”
At this moment, a young girl's voice appeared behind Qin Feng, "Fourth-dimensional life has abilities including super-perception, control of time and space, and incomprehensible spiritual perception, but it does not have combat effectiveness. To give a simple example, Four-dimensional life forms are like nerds who watch TV series. They know that everything in the TV series is fake and that it is all nihility, but they never have these abilities, so some nerds think Enter the TV to gain these abilities, like Lord Lishan!”
Qin Xiaomei smiled sweetly and walked out from behind the counter, holding a piece of meat in her hand and her mouth full of oil.
Li Shan looked at Qin Feng cleaning his gun and Qin Xiaomei eating a handful of meat, and all of a sudden he realized everything.
Master Lishan sat on the ground, looking at the brother and sister, full of despair, "You guys worked together to plot against me!"
Qin Xiaomei said, "You can watch TV We are in it, but you don’t have the right to choose the channel. You can only watch whatever the general trend of the world tells you to watch. At this time, you will ignore the plots of some minor characters, and you will only remember the protagonist, my brother. content, ignore me. In this case, if I contact you, you will be defenseless.”
"And I know very well that my brother's deduction skills are stronger than mine."
"In this way, even if I don't team up with my brother to plot against you, my brother will know that you are secretly messing with him. "
"Even if you review the TV series, you can't find any trace of my brother and sister's partnership."
"You will be shot again."
Speaking of this, Miss Qin paused, "Also, I don't like sweet things at all, especially candied haws, which I hate. I like to eat meat, meat! That's it!"
Little sister Qin was talking and chewing on the meat, enjoying herself.
Li Shan looked at Qin Feng who was wiping his gun, and said weakly, "How ridiculous it is for a viewer to be plotted by someone on TV."
Qin Feng He put down the gun and said to himself, "To make a long story short, I want to go out."
Li Shandao, "You just said before that the Gulag is your sect and it protects you. Now you If you go out, aren't you seeking death? Gaowu Universe, will the Mechanical Universe let you go?"
Qin Feng looked at Li Shan, "Yes, so I will bring you down and use your memory source. Get out, then no one will be able to find me, they will just think I am you.”
Li Shan said, "Do you think others will believe you if you pretend to be me?"
Qin Feng said, "Do you know what the origin point of the fate deduction is? Let me tell you, it is the eight characters, or the starting point. ”
“If you can forge the horoscope, the other party will make a wrong judgment about you.”
“It is very difficult to forge the horoscope in this world, because you cannot go back in time. . ”
“But there are many ways to pretend to be a horoscope, such as finding a four-dimensional life form and bringing it into the game from your perspective. You are outsiders, and your fate cannot be deduced. ”
"After all, no matter how powerful the character is on TV, it's impossible to jump out of the TV and deduce the horoscope of a TV viewer, right."
"It's not one dimension at all."
"The four-dimensional life form is the most Good carrier, I'll borrow your identity for a little while and I'll be back soon."
Li Shan looked at Qin Feng with a sincere face, "Do you think I believe your lies? "
"Hahaha——" Qin Feng handed the gun to Qin Xiaomei, "He said I didn't believe him!"
Qin Xiaomei held the gun, looked at Lishan, and shot without hesitation.
“Don’t open it!” Li Shan said, “I will lend you my identity, but you must promise to come back within seven days!”
Qin Feng shook his head, “No, thirty days , at least a month! You show me the door for a month!"
Li Shan said, "If I leave for too long, something will happen to the emperor's coffin!"
Qin Feng! He said, "Fifteen days! Ten days are not enough for me! I am going out to do a big thing now. I am going to stop this stupid ass Fusu from doing stupid things. I will never allow Pangu Universe to repeat the old path of the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors."
Seeing how determined Qin Feng was, Li Shan could only say, "Okay, fifteen days. I will stay here for fifteen days. After fifteen days, no matter what, you have to come back! Otherwise I will go out and your identity will be exposed." , without the protection of the Gulag, Gaowu Universe and Mechanical Universe will send experts to kill you!" Qin Feng said, "That's interesting!"
As he spoke, Qin Feng said. Feng and Lishan high-fived each other.
At the moment of high-fiving, Lishan turned into streams of golden energy visible to the naked eye, penetrating through Qin Feng.
Soon, an identical figure of Qin appeared behind Qin Feng, that was Li Shan.
And after Qin Feng was penetrated by Lishan, he also turned into an image of an old, unruly, unruly, self-confident elder.
Qin Feng gently stroked his beard with his right hand, feeling the unimaginable comfort brought by the body's skin, and couldn't help but said, "It feels so good to have a physical body! The blood flows gently from the blood vessels Over time, the breathing was accompanied by the elasticity of the skin, just like a carnival of cells on the beach..."
"Hahaha - I have been a ghost for too long, and now I have almost forgotten to be a living person. Feeling."
As he spoke, Qin Feng snatched half a handful of meat from Qin Xiaomei's mouth and chewed it, "Made! It's so much better to eat real food than to eat incense every day. ! No wonder so many ghosts are thinking about being resurrected as adults!"
Qin Xiaomei pouted and bared her teeth in anger as she watched her elder brother take away her meat.
Lishan maintained Qin Feng's ghost form, "Hurry up and get going! Don't waste time here!"
"I know!" Qin Feng walked out while chewing a handful of meat, "A sister, bye!"
Qin Xiaomei said, "Brother, where do you plan to go first! Chu country?"
Qin Feng said, "There is a Wei Village in Chu country. Is there any chaos? Get up, I’m going to Yan Country, I’m going to meet my dad, my teacher, my senior brothers, and my old subordinates! When these guys get together, I always feel like they want to make a big news for me..."< br>
Qin Feng ran away gracefully, leaving only a handsome figure behind.
In the pawnshop No. 9, Miss Qin looked at Lishan's cowardly look and said subconsciously, "Master Lishan, I'm in the pawnshop. How about I send you to the Gulag?"
Lishan was stunned for a moment. Immediately I realized something was wrong, things seemed not as simple as I thought.
If I go to the Gulag, will I be hung up and beaten by those criminals?
That was a gathering place for serious and vicious people.
Li Shan said, "Xiao Qin, this is actually not urgent. I promised to help your brother look after the pawn shop. It's not good for me to leave privately."
"It's okay." Qin Xiaomei picked up the gun and smiled, "Besides my brother, I have the highest authority in the pawn shop. I will send you to the Gulag and enjoy the treatment of my brother!"
Li Shan hurriedly said, "No!"
Clothed in blue light, the next moment Li Shan's figure disappeared and appeared in the Gulag.
The wind was cold and the snow was heavy. The wind of time swirled and dragged the snowflakes down the long streets of the Gulag.
Lishan stood shivering in the middle of the long street. Around him, the originally closed doors were opened one by one. Black shadows in the doors slowly dispersed in the snowstorm of time. .
The opposite side is like a hill, standing opposite Lishan Mountain. Looking down, this person is none other than Qin Feng's good friend 307!
307 stared at Lishan with shining eyes, "Who are you?"
Lishan said, "I, I am Qin Feng! Don't you recognize me? Fellow Daoist Xiao, Beidou The Second Star Dao Master of the Seven Stars...ah!"
307 struck hard with his ear, and Li Shan lay on the ground shivering as he was blown by the wind of time, "Did I say something wrong?"
307 said, "Qin Feng doesn't know my last name at all, let alone my star of enlightenment! You are not Qin Feng. You secretly entered the Gulag. You are very brave! What do you say and what do you want? Die? ”
At this moment, more and more law thieves appeared around Lishan. Each law thief changed his gentle whisper to Qin Feng. The ferocious aura on each body surged and dispersed, and a naked eye condensed on the top of each head. Visible writhing black clouds.
Li Shan argued hurriedly, "Everyone, listen to me, I am an innocent four-dimensional life form. I was plotted by Qin Feng and his sister, so I had no choice but to come here! He took away my body , he is using my body to show off, I am innocent, you have to believe me..."
As soon as Lishan said this, the scene of the Gulag thieves froze slightly, and soon the thieves They all laughed.
“How interesting!”
“This bastard actually said he was innocent! Do you believe it?”
"I believed it last time, and then his grave was dug up by him! This time I believe it again, I will cut off my head and give it to him to play with!"
"Is there any of you here who hasn't been dug up or robbed by him? "Have you ever been harassed before?"
Li Shan was so panicked that he stood up in a hurry and said, "Everyone, calm down, calm down! I, Li Shan, am really not familiar with you. This is really my first time." I don’t know you when I come to the Gulag, so why do you harm me like this?”
“As for things like robbing graves and digging up graves, these are unworthy things. How could I do them? ?”
“That’s ridiculous!”
"I admit that I own a cemetery and guard the mausoleum, but this does not mean that I am a tomb robber!"
"Tomb robbers are low-level, I am high-ranking, I am...ah !”
Lishan’s quibbling was interrupted by a punch. A bad-tempered law thief punched Lishan away!
Immediately afterwards, a group of law thieves, a dark mass, punched and kicked Lishan.
At the same time, countless law thieves spat and spat out their words like crazy.
"Lishan? Your name is Lishan? I remember last time, didn't you say your name was Xu Ming?"
"It's Xu Ming! He dug up my grave last time, and I wasn't dead yet. Toru, he just boasted to me that he is a four-dimensional life form and an antique dealer. In fact, he just wants to dig up my grave!"
"How can it be said that others don't know your identity, Lishan? Don’t I know? I, 055, was also one of the most powerful people in the past, and I was the Taoist master of Tianshi Tao. I designed the best Feng Shui in the world for my tomb, but you still dug it, and then I discovered yours. Secret, you are indeed a four-dimensional life form, but after you traveled through time, you quickly turned into a mummy due to dimensional reasons. You arrived during the Ghoul Era before the Dragon Realm, and you are one of the four zombie ancestors in the Ghoul Era. , Corpse Ancestor General!"
"That's it! How come this Xu Ming can always find my way to the grave?"
"Xu Ming! You grave robber! You still have the nerve to dig up my grave, and now it’s up to me to kill you!”
"You stole my body and sold it to others cheaply as a specimen. You evil, smoking zombie..."
Before Deng Lishan could react, he slapped me with a big slap in the face. Lishan's face flew out, and Lishan's entire figure flew out and fell hard to the ground.
Before Lishan could react, he kicked Lishan hard again, sending Lishan flying out!
Then the whole Gulag camp started a basketball game. Everyone played enthusiastically, fiercely, happily and happily.
Except Lishan, he is the ball.
(End of this chapter)