Chapter 983 Kick
Back home, Wen Rensheng gathered everyone together, and then told everyone how to use the two palm-sized bamboo doors.
"Whoever wants to go to dangerous places in the future can come to me to apply and put it back after use." He said this, and then tested it on the wall, allowing everyone to come forward one by one to experience how to use it. .
After hearing this, everyone was very, very moved.
"Teacher, you are so kind to us," Wang Wenwen couldn't help but say, but when it was her turn, she stepped forward to measure one of the doors, and then said with deep concern, "It seems that I I have to lose weight again, and I feel like I can’t squeeze in.”
This is really a problem. Originally, two bamboo doors were used together, so there is no need to worry.
But now Wen Rensheng is divided into two. With Wang Wenwen's body shape, it is quite difficult to easily enter a door alone. I am afraid that it is more convenient to turn sideways, but this will Take some time.
When others rush in, you have to pause and turn sideways.
Don’t underestimate this little time delay, it may be the difference between life and death.
Zhao Han was also very excited and went forward to try another door. Of course she was not worried about this problem, but said to her alien in her heart:
"Teacher really cares about us, and he can give us such a treasure without hesitation."
"Huh, he is afraid that all the people he knows well will die, and no one will support his pretense in the future. ..." Xiaobai said disdainfully.
"How can you slander the teacher like this? Humph, you are a villain at heart, and others are villains in your eyes." Of course Zhao Han had to defend Wen Rensheng.
But just after she finished speaking, a reminder appeared in her mind:
"Stupid Zhao Han couldn't have imagined that this was one of Wen Rensheng's true thoughts."
Zhao Han had nothing to say about this, he just felt that this door was not very fragrant.
She decided to forget this sentence, completely forget it.
The sun still has sunspots, which is normal.
She forcibly brainwashed herself.
Of course Wen Rensheng didn't know that his noble behavior was ruined by a certain guy.
After doing this, he lowered the two doors, let the family play, and then went back to the bedroom to rest.
I just made a painting and wrote a poem, which was very taxing on my brain.
But before he lay down, Shishi told him that Ai Sha wanted to see him.
What an obedient child. If you ask her to call her Ai Sha, just call her Ai Sha.
Wen Rensheng naturally lifted the shield on Aihandeb. He found that this guy was still very useful occasionally.
Just be sure not to form a dependency, otherwise, it will definitely make you fall into trouble for the surprise of the script.
"What's the matter?"
"Oh, let me inform you that after you left, that idiot Zhuzi became depressed again, hahaha... You did a good job, I decided to reward you There are very few people who can make me laugh once," Ahandeb said gloatingly.
“Well, actually I am an honest person and I didn’t want to hurt Him. Maybe He had certain expectations of me that he shouldn’t have after reading the poem.” Wen Rensheng forced himself to explain. .
But he really didn’t expect that the other party would be so pretentious. He was indeed a mysterious figure of the literary youth type.
"Maybe that's the case. What kind of reward do you want?"
Wen Rensheng thought for a while and said, "Can you leave it until later?"
"No, I hate it. I’m thinking about something and not doing it.”
Wen Rensheng had no choice but to think about what kind of reward he should get.
Of course there are no physical rewards. The greatest value of this guy is that he has mastered the privacy of many, many powerful people.
He suddenly thought of the biggest thing and asked immediately: "Can you tell me how the current disaster principals want to target our world?"
"I can't tell you this, it's a spoiler. It makes me uncomfortable. What I hate the most is that some guys always like to write. They have no idea what will happen to them in a few years... I will castrate every one I see." Aihandeb said bitterly.
“It’s not so cruel, everyone has their own preferences,” Wen Rensheng said casually, and then he added, “Can you give me an encyclopedia of your world?”
"No."
"Oh, you can't do this, and you can't do that. I understand, you just dangled a carrot in front of the donkey's eyes, and deliberately wanted to tease the donkey, right?" Wen Rensheng was annoyed. said. "Although you compare yourself to a donkey, I don't like to tease donkeys."
"Forget it, just tell me how to deal with those weird things, especially on the battlefield." Wen Rensheng finally thought of something very important.
Of course he will not forget that when Xiao Huan fought before, he was repeatedly restrained by the opponent.
“Oh, I can tell you this, but I can only tell you the general processing procedures,” Ahandeb did not refuse this time, but said carefully, “The first time you find a weird thing, hide immediately. Open it; secondly, tell others not to contact it; thirdly, forget it completely and move on with your life. Okay, your reward has arrived. Goodbye."
"You..." Wen Rensheng didn't say it for a long time. Speak up.
He should have known the bad taste of this guy, it was the kind of monster that would make you happy first, then kick you into a pit, and then laugh out loud.
Alhandeb did not answer again, it seemed that he was hiding.
This time, he finally lay back on the bed to rest.
…………
When Wen Rensheng was asleep, he didn’t know that a man and a woman were walking towards his home.
The man and the woman are both in their twenties, have just graduated from college, and have average-to-upper-class looks. Their common feature is that they look pleasing to the eye, and they are very close, like a couple.
"Luo Gang, you said, if we go to become a disciple, would Teacher Wenren accept it?" the woman asked.
"Don't worry, Cui Yan, as long as you work hard enough, an iron pestle can be ground into a needle." Luo Gang said firmly.
"What I said is the truth, but I always feel a strange feeling," Cui Yan replied, "However, I heard that his old man seems to no longer accept apprentices, saying that he can't live in so many people at home. People."
"We can build a cabin near his house," Luo Gang continued.
"It makes sense." Cui Yan nodded, then she looked up and saw several cherry blossom trees in the distance.
At this time, the cherry blossoms are in full bloom and beautiful.
It was planted by Mr. Zhao’s family, Wen Rensheng’s neighbor. After all, Mr. Zhao’s wife is from Dongdao.
"Hey, the flowers are blooming, so beautiful," Cui Yan couldn't help but ran to a cherry blossom tree, stood still and said, "Luo Gang, I'm standing under the tree, you kick me, and then Record this scene as a souvenir before we become apprentices."
Luo Gang glanced at her, frowned, and finally nodded.
He took out a mobile phone and found a place to set the video mode.
Then he took a few steps back, ran faster, and finally kicked him.
"Ah!" Cui Yan flew seven or eight meters high and five or six meters away, drawing a beautiful arc in the air, and fell heavily to the ground. He did not react for a long time.
"I didn't expect you to have such a hobby. Watch less movies from Dongdao in the future." Luo Gang shook his head, then turned around and put away his phone, and posted the video in his circle of friends.
I also thoughtfully added a poem: "You passed by the cherry blossom tree, and there was me under the cherry blossom tree. Good poem, good poem. I feel a little more confident when I go to become a disciple today."
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I just posted it for a while and there are already over 100 comments.
“I learned another trick from Teacher Luo Gang today.”
“I used to be like this, and I am still single until now.”
“To row To produce such a parabola, is my undergraduate degree sufficient?”
“It depends on what department you are in. The physics and mathematics departments are not a big problem, and the computer department is also OK. I am not sure about the others. ”
The building soon fell apart.
Luo Gang turned off his phone and walked towards Cui Yan.
"Look at you, even though the mysterious defense is not good enough, you still insist on playing." He lifted the opponent up.
“You are so ruthless, who did you learn Chinese from?”
“Self-taught.”
Sorry readers, the scheduled release time was set wrong. It was not released last night. I will make it up today and send three updates today
(End of this chapter)