Chapter 1019 Smiling and Not Smiling
Professor Miley, an old white man, has been hiding in the Colossus State for a long time. It has been so long that most people have forgotten him. It has been so long that he has relied on his own efforts to become a... A blue-robed priest.
No one remembers that he once followed several aliens and solved many influential mysterious incidents.
He is now escorting four people back to the two giant statues with several colleagues.
These four people have ruined the birth of a very important form of entertainment, and their sin is very, very serious.
Among them was a person he was very familiar with. He was his idol when he was still a professor - Dr. Stein, a crazy scientific supremacist.
He once admired the other person, but it was not until later that he discovered that science itself is very awesome, but people who study science and technology are too fragile.
Humanity has no time to rely on the development of technology to fight mysterious disasters.
Oh, I didn’t expect that this doctor would reach this stage, from a high-ranking idol to a prisoner.
He shook his head in his heart.
He knows that the Colossus is not a violent guy, but if anyone dares to disturb its entertainment, you will pay a very heavy price - you will become a toy yourself.
You won't die if you die, but you will be played very embarrassingly.
For example, there was a priest who once ruined a grand sports meeting because of alcoholism. As a result, he was hung upside down and completed all the events by himself... and then he became famous.
There are many people who like to drink. Even if some people become noble priests, they cannot give up this hobby.
Professor Miley found that these four people did not seem to realize what kind of misfortune they were about to suffer, and they even looked a little relaxed.
They took the plane together and returned to where the Colossus was.
During the flight, he found an opportunity to talk to Dr. Stein.
The two of them were in the bathroom, looking at each other.
“I don’t like having people following me when I go to the toilet.” Dr. Stein said very annoyed.
"Doctor, I know you, you are the smartest scientist, someone said so," Professor Miley said seriously, "I am also your admirer."
"Oh, a priest of an evil god is my admirer. That's right. Many of my methods are considered by many to be methods that can only be used by evil gods." Dr. Stein expressed disdain for the colleagues in front of him.
"Well, you may not believe it, but I am just out of good intentions and want to remind you what you should do next to be forgiven." Professor Miley sighed.
He does have good intentions. Although he is also a selfish person, he will save people if it does not harm his own interests, such as when he rescued people with Milia before.
"Huh, many people have deceived me like this. They say good things for me, but in fact they are using me and squeezing every bit of my value." Dr. Stein said disdainfully.
"Forget it, maybe you have been deceived before, please remember what I say next..."
"Try to make yourself laughable, and you will survive."
"If you can't make yourself laughable, then find a way to make others laughable."
"If you If you can't do these two things, don't feel embarrassed because of being teased and ridiculed."
"As long as you are not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed."
Finished. After that, Professor Miley walked out of the bathroom.
The other priests didn't pay attention to his little actions. Some saw it but didn't say anything.
Because Professor Mailley is a rising star in the field of entertainment. He used various scientific methods to calculate which entertainment methods can make the Colossus happy more.
This is very important to them.
After all, although many sacrifices are pious enough, they are not smart and can only worship the colossus rigidly.
This is not good, Colossus often does not respond to these people.
Dr. Stein had a good memory, and when he came back, he took the time to tell the other three what Professor Miley said.
Four people sat in the middle two rows of the plane.
The old man Maple Tree whispered: "That guy seems to be well-intentioned, which is consistent with the information I have. That colossus does like to torment others, and most likes to watch all kinds of fun. I'm afraid we will indeed suffer from being attacked. The misfortune of being laughed at on stage.”
“I, I can’t stand being laughed at by others, I would rather die.” Bracken was shocked.
"Huh, be strong. You have to learn to be content. They are not a demonic group. Otherwise, we'd better take the poison as soon as possible." Birch tree didn't care.
Isn’t it just being laughed at on stage? What's wrong with being a clown?
As long as you live, that's all.
"Yes, isn't it just to be laughed at..." Maple Tree's father continued.
The other priests looked at the four people from a distance and allowed them to whisper.
…………
Soon, the four people understood what it meant to end without a cure despite being targeted by thousands of people. "These four guys destroyed our gift to the Colossus, we will let them serve as this gift!"
Under the two colossi of goldfish and tiger, a man in red robe The priest played a dance of construction machinery to the believers in the audience, which attracted cheers and praises from everyone.
Then he pointed out the sins of the four people.
This made everyone very angry.
But what made the four of them fortunate was that the following people did not shout the common words "burn him to death" or "hang him to death".
Instead, "let them become toys" and "let them become machines"...
"Now we can give you a chance. As long as you can satisfy the Colossus, you can let them go. You." The red-robed priest motioned for the people below to be quiet, and then said to the four of them.
“I can do talk shows.” Dad Maple Tree said proudly.
“Okay, let’s do it for a while.”
However, five minutes later, everyone yelled:
“These jokes are from some era, they must be from my grandma’s time!”
“When I heard these jokes, I remember that I was still there Go to kindergarten."
"Idiot, do you think the Colossus is so easy to be fooled by you?"
Father Maple Tree was hit with a pile of banana peels and egg shells and ran away.
"Hahaha..."
His embarrassed look made more people laugh than his jokes.
Normally, everyone is not allowed to make fun of others at will, but it is different now. This is the punishment for sinners.
They can laugh wildly and throw various objects.
“You three?” the red-robed priest said to the other two women and Dr. Stein.
The other three people immediately understood that the entertainment threshold of these Colossus believers was very high, and it was impossible to satisfy them with simple forms of entertainment, let alone satisfy the Colossus.
However, Dr. Stein still came on stage confidently.
“Let me tell you a joke. Once upon a time, there was a mathematician. One day the water pipe in his house broke.”
“A plumber came to help him fix it, and then the mathematician Just ask how much it will cost this time.”
“The plumber said a number, and said that there were occasional additional benefits. The mathematician was shocked, and it was more than half a month’s salary, so. I also want to be a plumber ”
"The plumber said, yes, but the company doesn't want to hire people with too high academic qualifications. You'd better not say that you have graduated from college, but that you have not graduated from elementary school."
"The mathematician agreed, and then After successfully applying, the plumber company finally felt that their academic qualifications were too low and wanted to organize a basic mathematics training."
"Go down!" Someone threw a banana, "It's so verbose!"
"Give you one more minute! If you don't get the laugh, just wait to die!"
"Come right away," Dr. Stein said quickly, "The mathematician was called up to do a question, yes Calculating the area of a circle, the mathematician was so anxious that he forgot the area of the circle πr2, so he decided to deduce it from scratch and use integrals to solve the infinite division of the circle, but after repeated calculations, he always found negative πr2. "
"Nothing he calculated was wrong. At this time, other plumber colleagues below who were watching him doing the questions all said, exchange the upper and lower limits of the points..."
"Hahaha..." Dr. Stein finished. After that, he started to laugh by himself, laughing so hard that he fell back and forth.
However, he smiled and stopped smiling, because everyone in the audience stared at him blankly.
No one understands it?
He suddenly felt sad.
"Fool, what are you laughing at?" someone laughed.
"Yes, isn't it just a circular area? I haven't graduated from elementary school, so I can do it."
Dr. Stein was unable to defend himself. He glanced at the rough guys in the audience. , this is a group of people who can only enjoy five minutes of happiness and will not think about anything deeper at all.
Soon he was overwhelmed by the same banana peels and corn husks, but he did not avoid it like the maple tree father, but let those things pile him into a ball...< br>
“Hahaha, look at that person, he looks like a ball.”
This time, many people finally laughed.
(End of this chapter)