Chapter 1569 Death and Win
Wen Rensheng was listening when his ears suddenly twitched.
He noticed that a person was coming from a distance.
A rickety old man.
He judged it by color.
The man's head was pale with a hint of green mixed in.
Young people are red, middle-aged people are gray, and old people are pale.
Recalling the script, this person does not exist in the script.
Could it be that the fish are coming?
He remained calm.
"Everyone is equal? It's funny. People are born different. Some are stupid, some are smart, some have great qualifications, and some have dull qualifications. You monster dog, tell the miscellaneous family how to be equal?" A high-pitched voice said. rang outside the classroom.
Old eunuch.
Zhao Han turned around and said, "Old gentleman, if you want to listen to the class, you can sit down."
The old eunuch sat down leisurely, sitting happily with a group of ten people. There was not the slightest embarrassment between the young men, who were around the same age.
"People are equal. This is an axiom, just like the axioms in mathematics. It does not require proof. Everyone is born with one nose and two eyes, and everyone has the same appearance, of course. Equal.”
"No, you look different from everyone else. Are you equal to them?" the old eunuch said slowly.
Well, Zhao Han is really speechless.
This dead eunuch is always looking for trouble.
"I can speak, and those who can speak are equal." She could only emphasize this.
“A talking dog is indeed qualified to be equal to humans. I didn’t believe it at first, but those kids wrote 1+1=2, and I believed it. Because this could only be taught by monsters." The old eunuch nodded.
"Why can't I be a god?"
"There has never been a god in this world, only monsters. Gods are the stupid self-deception and illusions of mortals, but the only real transcendent beings are monsters."
"Supernatural? Do you know the existence of supernormal? Are there other supernormals?" Zhao Han asked with great interest.
The children all stared blankly at Teacher Dog talking to the old man, no one dared to interrupt them.
"Of course I know that the imperial court and the Jianghu are both enemies and friends. The imperial court can always know the news about the Jianghu quickly. A few years ago, a talking snake appeared on the east sea, and she asked to eat it every day Five young men and women were killed by us,” the old eunuch wrote lightly.
"Who are you?"
"Ouchi Ling Lingfa." The old eunuch said proudly, "I am Ling Lingfa, ranked sixth."
"This..." Zhao Han felt that Xiaohuan's scriptwriting skills were good, but his naming skills were terrible.
"Are you shocked? We are responsible for dealing with people who threaten the court in the world. We all have special skills, just like me. Do you want to know what my special skills are?" The old eunuch continued mysteriously. .
“Think.”
"My special skill is to stew dog meat. The dog meat rolls three times, and even the gods can't stand still. I have eaten all kinds of dogs all over the world, but I have never eaten a dog that can talk..."
Finished , the old eunuch slapped him in the air.
When you fall out, you fall out, this is the world...
One moment, everyone is calling each other brothers, and the next moment, they climb into their brothers' beds.
"Pounce" three locust stones came.
Consume all the power of Lingkong Palm.
"Yes, a mere peak of internal energy can actually block my palm. Sure enough, the person following the monster is also a monster." The old eunuch smiled.
"However, I can't leave you alone. Ling Lingyi said that you are a greater threat than that demon snake."
The old eunuch shook his head again, and then fired three palms in a row.
One palm is stronger than the other, and it is obviously not something they can resist.
Zhao Han quickly lowered his head and ran away, but saw that the blind boy had already run away in advance.
“Wait for me!”
One person and one dog set out on the run again.
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“The damn dead eunuch ruined my plan to teach children to change the world.” A hound gasped.
"This is a world where force is paramount." Wen Rensheng said directly.
"I made a mistake again. I should be number one in the world first and then engage in education. Not the other way around." Zhao Han sighed.
Wen Rensheng nodded.
Without force, there is no education. Education itself touches the interests of many people.
"It's decided, I'm going to practice!"
"I want to be the best in the world!"
"You want to die!"
The voice of the old eunuch appeared again.
One person and one dog ran away again.
After the two ran away, another young woman dressed in black appeared.
"Zero Zero Six, why are you letting go? Don't you like to eat dog meat the most?" The woman in black sneered.
"I won't eat the meat of a good dog, Zero Zero Three." The old eunuch looked at the backs of one man and one dog running away.
Run away, it’s still very dangerous here.
Wherever he can be found, Zero Zero One can also be found, that cruel and ruthless guy who only sees the imperial family.
"Do people really become soft-hearted when they get older?" the shadow woman said.
"Maybe, seeing the look in that dog's eyes, I feel like I saw the daughter I abandoned before joining Ling Ling Fa."
Before he finished speaking, the old eunuch He ducked and avoided a pitch-black dagger.
"Anyone who disobeys Zero Zero One's orders will die!" The woman in black withdrew the dagger and stabbed it again.
The two people started fighting like this.
I don't know how much time passed before the old man hit the woman on the head, causing her brain to burst.
He ranks sixth just because he is old.
But his strength is second only to Zero Zero One.
"It's a pity that a rigid head is only suitable for being buried with this rigid court." The old eunuch looked at the woman and sighed, "You didn't have to die."
"You know? This suffocating world and court should have changed a long time ago. I am a eunuch, but I was not born. Some people can live without being a eunuch, but I can only live as a eunuch."
"I hope that after I die and be reincarnated again, I can live in a world where everyone is equal, a world where you can live a good life without being a eunuch."
"So, you have to die. Zero Zero Three. "
The old eunuch then left, tracking in the direction where the hound and the blind man left.
"Alas, a stupid dog, a fool. Only a fool can change this world ruled by smart people."
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"Practice, practice, practice... It's so tiring. It's much harder than cultivating alien species."
Under the bright sun, a hound lay on the ground, sticking out its tongue, without any image at all.
No one knows that I am Zhao Han anyway.
Even if someone knows, I just won’t admit it.
Zhao Han thought lonely.
Now she has completely let herself go.
“You practice Sanjiu in the winter, and you practice Sanfu in the summer. The imperial examination papers are only about your future, but the martial arts papers are about your life.” Wen Rensheng said calmly.
"Hey, there are no outsiders here, you don't have to pretend." Zhao Han said bitterly.
"What are you pretending to be? I'm just a blind man, who can I pretend to be for?" Wen Rensheng shook his head, looking like he didn't understand what she was talking about.
Zhao Han doubted his own judgment again. This tone was not something that Father Wu could say.
Is it the eldest cousin?
It is possible.
Forget it, I don’t want to think about it anymore, I’m tired of thinking about it.
It's better to get up and practice. You can't just run away when you meet the old eunuch.
If you can’t run away, won’t you die?
Of course, if you die, you can go home.
But he will definitely be laughed at by Xiao Huan, and maybe he will have to replay his history of being a dog...
That would be death on the spot.
So we must win.
(End of this chapter)