Chapter 1632 The Dog Emperor
Of course people’s hearts will change.
Wen Rensheng knows this very well.
He never counted on people's hearts.
That’s why he came up with Xiawang.
Anyone who expects people's hearts to help him achieve his goals is a fool.
The significance of winning the hearts and minds of the people is to reduce the resistance to doing things. Don’t expect people to support you if you have high moral standards.
Everything must be promoted according to the logic of interests.
Take everyone and a dog and walk into the main hall of the court.
To be honest, this hall is also a bit dilapidated.
It was too expensive to repair once, and the emperor was reluctant to part with it.
This kind of dilapidation also shows a hint of the end of the dynasty.
Some of the decorations even showed signs of being stolen and later added on.
At the end of the dynasty, petty officials and officials became more sensitive.
"Is this the place where the emperor goes to court? It looks ordinary, not as luxurious as the main hall where our leader sits." The Lord of the Seventh Palace glanced at the court.
They are not country bumpkins, but high-level members of the Demon Cult. They have huge wealth and have seen a lot of the world.
Even though he said this, everyone still looked eagerly at the middle position.
It has been cleaned, it was done by the retained eunuchs and maids.
Release these people directly, which will cost their lives, because they have completely lost the ability to make a living outside, just like domesticated birds in a cage.
"Holy Master, please take a seat." The master of the fourth hall said quickly.
In both public and private matters, he should be the first to persuade others to enter.
Everyone suddenly understood and followed him one after another.
From now on, everyone will no longer be martial arts masters, but must learn the rules of officialdom.
It’s still the fourth uncle who turns around quickly and becomes more mature with age.
Wen Rensheng looked around, smiled, then pointed to the purple dog at his feet and said, "Go and sit on it."
Zhao Han was looking at the main hall curiously, recalling the emperor's appearance when he went to court.
Hearing this suddenly, he staggered and almost fell flat on the ground.
Fortunately, dogs have four legs and will not fall down if frightened.
“Huh?”
You want me to sit on the throne?
It extended one leg and pointed at itself.
Wen Rensheng nodded.
Everyone was surprised, what is going on?
Although they all know that this dog is very supernatural and the saint likes it very much, they cannot joke about this kind of thing.
"From today on, I will prove one thing to the world. A dog can also sit in the emperor's position!" Wen Rensheng laughed "haha".
"Just tie a dog and put it on the throne, and the world will turn as it wants!"
"Ah!"
Everyone was in an uproar.
This is a bit of a joke.
That has been the supreme position since ancient times!
He even asked a dog to sit on it.
Zhao Han retreated silently.
It also wants to gain some face, and does not want to double its dark history.
As a result, Wen Rensheng grabbed his neck and lifted him up, then took a few steps forward, came to the throne, and pressed it on the throne!
Everyone was stunned.
It turns out that this holy master is serious.
Although everyone talks about "dog emperor", no one thinks that a dog should be allowed to become an emperor!
But now, this holy master has done just that.
Zhao Han was sitting on the throne, feeling weak on both sides, completely inferior to his own doghouse.
They say the emperor is good, but in fact the dog house is more comfortable.
"This, Holy Master, please give it another thought. If this happens, I'm afraid the people in the world will not obey our Heavenly Holy Army." The Fourth Hall Master advised.
Others were secretly thinking about it.
Can a dog sit still?
Can’t I sit still?
They have completely forgotten that the position of emperor is really something that a dog can sit on, but not a human being.
Because people are too smart and able to torment themselves too much. As long as the emperor's position is not messed with, it will be left to the people below, and the people will suffer less.
The most typical one is Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty. If Emperor Wen of the Sui Dynasty could live and make a choice between a dog and Yang Guang, he would definitely choose a dog.
"From now on, in the dynasty of Heavenly Saints, dogs will be the emperors." Wen Rensheng announced.
At the same time, his voice also sounded in the divine network.
Of course he is not a dog lover, and the purpose of doing this is actually a bit evil.
In the previous life, even though we had already entered the modern era, many people still couldn't get rid of the feudal flavor in their bones. With the little power they had from the top, they could do whatever they wanted. In the wine shop, All visible.
Many people’s positions would be better if they had a dog on a leash.
Everyone was in an uproar.
The original emperor naturally saw this scene.
He had mixed feelings.
“It turns out that in my position, a dog is more suitable than me!” He laughed so hard that he laughed so hard.
He laughed at his struggles over the past ten years.
He laughed at his hard thinking over the years.
He laughed at himself for being a self-righteous guy.
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Above a painting boat somewhere in the south of the Yangtze River.
Li Wenren, the man who said, "Kill ninety percent of the people in the world to be prosperous again," was chatting with a group of rogues again.
"It's ridiculous, it's ridiculous. It's really a demon sect. It can't change the nature of the demon cub in its bones. It actually uses a dog as the emperor!" A scholar shook his head and sarcastically said.
"They are venting their past grievances against the imperial court. Humph, they only have this little respect. In the past, they could just complain in the countryside, but now they are openly using dogs on the court. Being an emperor, doesn't it mean that the common people will not respect their court?" Another scholar said, waving his fan.
"A group of reckless heroes will take their medicine sooner or later. It seems that it is really possible, as Brother Li said, that the Tatars will take over the world in the end, because they at least have an orthodox appearance. Brother Li is indeed far-sighted."
Everyone looked at the scholar surnamed Li who was drinking drunkenly at the side.
"Well done, the emperor should be a dog!" But Li Wenren clapped his hands and laughed, and continued singing:
"Well, well, well, the world is well, everyone comes and takes a look. Look.”
“The new dynasty has established a dog emperor, and everyone is watching the show.”
"Everyone says that the emperor is good, but now a dog can sit still."
"After you sing, I will appear on the stage. Only the common people will be heartbroken."
"After drinking this wine, I will Return home, go home and serve your parents.”
After singing, Li Wenren threw down the wine bottle, raised his head and walked out of the boat.
More than a dozen dancers watched him leave with admiring eyes, and many people felt resentful.
Scholars are unrestrained and do not value love.
I expected him to redeem me.
"Yes, let's all go home. This is a new dynasty, but that's all. It's better to go home and raise your own parents." Someone suddenly realized.
That's right, no matter how much we talk, we are just watching a show, we are still living our lives, and raising parents is the serious thing.
The scholars shook their heads and got off the boat one by one.
"What a great song! Nothing can shed more light on the world than this." The boat owner sighed and came over to clean up the mess.
As soon as I finished saying a few words, I heard a "pop" coming from the window, and then a scream.
“Oh no, Brother Li jumped into the lake out of despair!”
“Ah, it seems that making songs and being a human being are not the same thing.”
"Don't spread rumors. I just fell down accidentally. Pfft, come and save me. I can't take a few sips."
The boat owner shook his head and ordered a steward to row the boat to fish for people.
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With the new Dog Emperor, Zhao Han said he was under a lot of pressure.
However, he soon felt the benefits of being a dog emperor.
The food and drinks have been specially prepared and delivered long ago, not to mention the accommodation, which is even more gorgeously designed.
There is no shortage of money in the new dynasty.
And it doesn’t need to worry about anything, just “woof” twice when going to court.
Of course someone will take care of other things.
In the Great Yan Dynasty, there were emperors who did not go to court for thirty years, but it was still running. At least it could make two "woof" sounds and act as a mascot and supervisor.
The only bad thing is that it is said that several eunuchs from the former dynasty are planning to choose concubines in order to regain their favor.
Dozens of powerful and powerful dogs have already participated in the selection and are being trained in etiquette.
This man, when he gets into camp, he won’t even let the dog go...
(End of Chapter)