Chapter 1761: Court Ceremony
“By the way, Kong’er, I heard you wrote a good poem before, called: If you don’t plant sesame seeds, he drinks the oil; if you don’t plant mulberry fields, he wears silk. The poor people drink up all their blood and sweat, He is the leader of bandits in the world. Is it this one?" the old emperor asked again.
"This is to scold the greedy old Fu Yin." Su Xiaodan said sarcastically.
"Haha, actually I am the biggest bandit leader in the world." The old emperor smiled.
"The emperor cares about the world, how can he be the leader of robbers? You are the world and the world." Su Xiaodan said quickly.
"Oh, it's boring. It's boring." The old emperor suddenly stood up and turned his back.
"Your Majesty, why do you say this?" Su Xiaodan asked doubtfully.
"I thought you were a strange woman in the world, with a strange temperament and more than just sex. I didn't expect you to be just like those vulgar women, boring. Pass the decree and send Concubine Kong into the cold palace, forever. No audience allowed," the old emperor said coldly.
"Your Majesty, why is this?" Su Xiaodan was shocked.
She was about to use her succubus instinct, but she was scolded by an old eunuch next to her. Then she found that her body was limp and weak, and she was dragged out by two young eunuchs.
The old emperor didn't even look at it, he just shook his head.
Li Chun saw this scene completely.
He was very shocked.
The simulator was only one day away from simulating, and the plot turned upside down.
But if you think about it carefully, it makes sense.
The old emperor is 89 years old, what kind of peerless beauty has he not seen?
The Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, Li Longji, wanted to be in peace, but he still gave up at the moment of life and death?
The old emperor now likes a strange woman with a rebellious character, not a flattering concubine seeking power.
He had long been tired of the latter.
Now that we see that Su Xiaodan is just a vulgar woman seeking fame through one or two anti-poems, how can she be favored again?
It can only be said that when a man becomes scheming, how can he have anything to do with a woman in the harem?
It’s just that men are too lazy to put their minds into these places.
Of course, there are many men who have capsized because of this. This is the difference between studying and not studying.
Su Xiaodan is finished, let’s look at what another team member Huang Ergou did.
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"Woof woof, woof woof!" Huang Ergou yelled at an old man holding a young woman in his arms.
"Okay, Ergou, stop barking. Aren't you proud? You look down on us saints' children and call us hypocritical. Let me see how upright you can be. Are you willing to do it for the sake of being a human being? And you are begging for mercy from me?" The old master looked upright, had a long beard, and the young woman in his arms was his daughter-in-law.
“Woof woof woof woof!” Huang Ergou kept barking.
“Oh, are you scolding me for being shameless? For not caring about human relations? Haha, the greatest gift is for a daughter-in-law to show her filial piety to her father-in-law. The former Emperor Xuanzong married his daughter-in-law on the grounds of filial piety. He prayed for his mother, reconciled with his son, and then was included in the palace, so that no one in the world would comment. This is our Confucian etiquette of loyalty and filial piety," the old master said without shame.
"Woof woof!" Huang Ergou spat wildly on the ground.
This is really shameless to the extreme!
No wonder this is openly hinted at in Dream of Red Mansions. If this thing is extremely rare, why was such a famous novel written?
"Oh, I'm really irritated just listening to you barking. Let me let you talk." The old master said casually, and then said, "Animals speak like humans!"
Then Huang Ergou found that he could speak: "Hey, you old man, you are really shameless. Aren't you specialized in cultivating Haoran's righteousness? Can you cultivate righteousness like this? It really discredits the sages' faces!"
< br>"Hahaha, Ignorant child, if you don't do what you want, you will be punished by heaven and earth. This was originally a good thing, but later it turned into evil. Everything is like this, the original intention is good, but it turns into evil in the end, because this is The Great Road. The Great Road is to go towards evil. I heard some people in the West say that this is called entropy. To be good requires a lot of effort, but to go towards evil, you don’t have to do anything, and it will naturally slip away. Why can’t I practice it? Is Haoran righteous? "The old master has no guilt.
"Damn it, it's all fallacies. How can there be such truth in the world? Those who do evil are superior, and those who do good are humble and seek perfection!" Huang Ergou said harshly.
"Humph, what you said is not entirely right. If you are wholeheartedly doing good, you can be high above others. However, if you stay high above others for a long time, it becomes evil. Therefore, those who are above are evil and the consequences. It's not a cause. Those who are above are all evil, and those who are good are all below." The old master shook his head.
“That’s nonsense. Have you eaten all those wise men?” Huang Ergou didn’t believe it at all.
"Okay, you can't argue with me with empty words, and I can't convince you. Then I'll take you to see everything in this world, and you will understand that only evil can prevail." The old master said, leaving his daughter-in-law aside.
The daughter-in-law can hug her at any time, but the dog in front of her is not always available.
He was very interested. In the process of life, it is not easy to find stimulation that makes him feel the reality of life.
He found it again today.
A very upright guy who really thinks about the unity of the world and the unity of all things.
But this little guy is just thinking about it in his mind. When it comes to actually doing things, he has a lot of biases and shortcomings. At least when he looks at people, he can't be calm.
Otherwise, you wouldn't be so excited when facing yourself.
"Humph, just watch." Huang Ergou said arrogantly, flicking his tail.
The two of them first came to a magistrate’s office, and the magistrate respectfully welcomed one man and one dog into the door.
The old master who was collecting ashes at home became majestic and dignified as soon as he entered the lobby, completely different from the other two.
"It's really hypocritical." Huang Ergou said disdainfully.
However, only the old master could understand his words, and the others only heard a "wow" sound in their ears.
One person and one dog sit on the side of the lobby. Yes, even the dog has a seat.
The prefect sat in the middle and began to ask questions.
Not long after, a man, a woman, and an outsider came in from the government office.
“Who is kneeling in the hall?”
"Report to Mr. Qingtian and Mr. Du to sue Yang Dagou for seducing my daughter-in-law." The officer said with an angry look on his face.
"Report to the lord, we were wronged." The man shouted immediately.
"What? You're still calling us us in the lobby? What's your relationship with that woman? Why don't you recruit her from the truth!" The prefect slapped her with a startling sound and scolded her directly.
"The ordinary people are just children. They have failed in many tests and make a living by teaching elementary school. Bai only learned a few words from below." Yang Da said.
"Oh, as a teacher, you actually disregarded human ethics and hooked up with students. Your crime will be increased! Give me a severe punishment!" The prefect said directly.
Then two teams of government officials came out, pushed Yang Da to the ground, and started spanking him.
"Woof woof!" Huang Ergou couldn't stand it any longer. The prefect had no evidence and no confessions from many sources, so he just relied on a few words to determine the facts.
Black, so dark.
Much darker than the dark forest.
Can the tall dark forest compare to the darkness of human heart?
The dark forest is just a figment of man's imagination, and this scene before him has already happened and is happening all the time. It was like this in the past, it is like this now, and it will be like this in the future.
Huang Ergou thought in his mind.
"Oh, even the boss's divine dog agrees with our verdict? Hahaha, it is indeed a divine dog." The prefect turned to Huang Ergou and smiled flatteringly.
The old master just smiled and said nothing.
"The grass people are wronged, the grass people are wronged, the grass people and the Bai family are completely innocent!" Yang Da screamed.
The Bai family next to her also kowtowed repeatedly: "Your Excellency, Mr. Qingtian, I would like to ask you to tell me that a daughter of the people has nothing to do with her husband."
"Stop! You are such a cunning woman, you are openly showing up in the lobby. The adulterer defended himself! If he had nothing to do with anything, how could he defend himself against a stranger?" The magistrate became even more furious, "Come on, I'll punish Bai by pinching my fingers too!"
Generally, women do not go to jail or even go to court.
As long as it is not a serious crime, a sensible court official will ask the husband's family to come forward. If something happens, he will be beaten and the husband will be arrested and imprisoned.
Because once she goes to court and goes to prison, this woman will basically not be able to escape death.
(End of this chapter)