Chapter 1840 Spaceship
"TMD, is there still trust between people?" Player B looked at the introduction on the porcelain and became very angry.
Fortunately he hasn’t given it away yet, otherwise he would have almost become a laughing stock.
However, he was surprised again, how did these bastards cheat in the game?
Could it be that fakes from reality were scanned in?
How is that scanned?
Not to mention, these fake guys are really superb in their methods.
At the same time, he also realized the power of this "Pure Heart and Few Desires Technique".
It is indeed good to have sex, but life without sex is full of all kinds of embarrassment and frustration.
Just like this time, if he makes a move, a group of ancient people may still be confused about what is "suitable for microwave ovens"?
Is Microwave a personal name?
"Applicable to", people will definitely understand the meaning of these three words.
I don’t understand “microwave oven”. After all, it is a modern household appliance.
I thought it was a personal name, with the surname "Wei" and the first name "Bolu". This porcelain was specially made for him...
See "The Secret of Purity and Absence of Desires" "After receiving the benefits, he continued to practice.
After half a day, with an empty stomach, he decided to go offline and eat.
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“Is it white rice again? I didn’t order any side dishes. I will be deficient in vitamins.” He looked at the two bowls of white rice in front of him and was dissatisfied with the housekeeping robot. road.
As soon as he finished speaking, a plate of green grass and a pot of wild vegetables were put up by the housekeeping robot.
"What the hell...wait a minute, I can't be angry. I can't be angry." Player B was about to get angry. Suddenly, the "Pure Heart and Absolute Desires" practiced in the game automatically appeared in his mind. Suddenly all the anger disappeared.
What's there to be angry about?
Eat grass just eat grass.
During great disasters in ancient times, all the grass roots were eaten up, and they had nothing to eat but Guanyin soil. Even now, there is news that outsiders are eating earth cakes.
He has grass to eat, which is great.
But the next moment, a scent came, and he was not calm again.
In front of the cat and dog kennels in the corner of the living room, a plate of scrambled eggs with sausages, a plate of pork head meat, and a plate of prawns... were being fought over by two guys, one big and one small.
Is this justified?
Dogs eat better than people, and they eat themselves!
The housekeeping robot is also feeding and petting at the same time...
“You are a robot, is it interesting to pet cats and dogs? Isn’t this just cloud-raising cats?”
"Yunlu is also Lu." The housekeeping robot replied without raising its head.
"I... can also be jerked off." Player B, Shangguan Tiezhu, patted his head and said shamelessly.
“Do you have hair?” The housekeeping robot gave a look of disdain.
He suddenly had nothing to say and could only attack the rice and grass.
Rice is okay, but grass is really hard to swallow, and wild vegetables are bitter and astringent, and taste no better than grass.
He was just halfway through eating, wiping all the rice before eating five pieces of grass, when suddenly the doorbell rang.
“Who is it?” He stood up lazily, with a grass leaf hanging from the corner of his mouth.
The housekeeping robot walked over and opened the door.
A man and a woman came in.
He looked and saw that they were two college classmates.
What once was Versailles.
Three years after graduation, his annual salary exceeds one million, and he is still hovering on the edge of a monthly salary of 6,000.
If there are any benefits to robots ruling the world, it should be one of the benefits of bringing most people back to the same starting line.
Although the other party is rich now, he eats the same as him.
We are the kind of people who don’t talk to each other at class reunions. The other party doesn’t like him, and he doesn’t want to flatter others.
"Classmate Shangguan, are you still alone?" the female classmate asked directly.
Do I know you well? Do you want you to worry about my singleness?
Player B was thinking in his heart, but said calmly: "You suddenly came to my house, are you okay?" "Sorry, I took the liberty of visiting," the male classmate said, "I originally wanted to call you. , but I can’t find your contact information. I sent a message through QQ, but you didn’t reply.”
“Oh, it’s okay, I’ve been staying in the game world.” B nodded and accepted the other party's apology.
"To make a long story short, we are astronomy enthusiasts. Recently we saw a flying object suspected of being a spaceship flying towards the earth." The female classmate said directly.
Player B nodded, then took out his mobile phone: "Hey, Shentai Hospital? I have two patients here, please send someone here immediately."
It's broad daylight, Talking about alien spacecraft, isn't this just a game gone crazy?
He must be playing a science fiction script and confusing reality with games. The last time he was obsessed with becoming an emperor in a historical script, it was very similar to this.
As soon as he finished speaking, the housekeeping robot came over and controlled the two college classmates with eight arms, one at a time.
This made him feel happy.
This tough guy who always fought against him finally did something that made him happy.
"What are you going to do? Let us go!" the female classmate screamed.
"Please be quiet. I want to determine whether your mental state is normal now. Please answer my questions. Mistakes are abnormalities." The housekeeping robot said coldly.
The male student was very calm and did not struggle: "Please speak."
"Now there is a bathtub filled with water. You are given a large basin and a small spoon. You are asked to empty the bathtub. What do you do?"
"Of course, use a basin." The female classmate rushed to answer, she was very anxious.
The male student did not answer immediately.
"Normal people pull out the plug." The housekeeping robot shook its head, "Okay, I've determined that you have a mental disorder, and now I want to control you."
After saying that, there was a burst of electric shock. Flash forward, the female classmate rolled her eyes and fainted.
"Okay, now it's your turn." The housekeeping robot said to the male classmate, "There is a naughty third-grade primary school student who can't always finish his math homework. What should you do?"
"And He patiently reasoned, and when he didn't make sense, he would be whipped with a belt. After the whipping, he would be rewarded with the cartoons he liked to watch and the candies he liked to eat." The male student thought for a moment.
"Well, you are a normal person." The housekeeping robot nodded and let go of the male classmate.
“This is wrong, why are the girls’ brain teasers with traps and the boys’ are just normal children’s education questions?” Player B was a little dissatisfied.
Because he also answered wrong just now.
"This is a question based on the different thinking patterns of men and women. If you don't understand, don't ask questions. This man is not a sick man. You should listen to what he has to say." The housekeeping robot drove him aside and then welcomed the male classmate in. living room.
As for the female classmates, of course they were tied up and waited to be handed over to the ambulance.
"Okay, classmate Shangguan, what I want to tell you is what monitor Sun said to you just now." The male classmate said with a solemn expression.
"Oh, okay, you are all right. Now here comes the question, why are you looking for me?" Player B returned to the dining table and continued to deal with grass and wild vegetables.
"Because you have participated in the resistance organization... we think you have the courage and determination to make good use of aliens." The male classmate said sincerely.
F*ck, how come black history spreads so fast?
Player B really regrets that he joined the resistance organization Chun Lei.
He was in a bad mood because of playing the script, so he fell into the trap.
What’s good now is that Qiu Shuang is targeting him in the game, but in reality, a group of lunatics are targeting him again.
Yes, he doesn't think there is any spaceship.
Isn't that funny?
Artificial intelligence and the virtual world, although outrageous, have some conjectures and foundations in reality.
For example, Go AlphaGo, VR panoramic virtual game...
The alien spaceship is completely obscene.
Human beings have been observing for so long without finding anything, and suddenly it appeared today?
This is impossible.
(End of this chapter)