Chapter 1980 Complaints in Heaven
This banquet lasted for a whole month!
Of course it’s not just about eating, drinking and dancing, there are also various performances.
Xiao Huan also asked the immortals to hold a fighting conference, a marathon conference, a Pegasus competition, the Dragon King's rain...
In short, everything that can be tossed and things that can't be tossed are tossed over and over.
"We were short-sighted. We all thought monkeys could make trouble. It turns out that this seemingly honest girl is the one who can make trouble the most." Laojun looked at his bald chin and sighed.
His beard was plucked out by Xiao Huan.
This is the beard of the Taoist incarnation. To put it bluntly, a beard is a life-saving charm.
Those who can use it to preserve Tao Xing's life under certain calamities.
With rewards of this level, the fighting between gods, immortals and Buddhas can be exciting and exciting...
In the end, it was judged that Erlang Zhenjun ranked first in fighting skills.
Dapeng Golden Winged Eagle Marathon No. 1.
Tianlongma, the first among horses.
The Dragon King rains...it rains more than the Dragon King of the East China Sea.
“I’ve been bothering you for a long time, I’ll take my leave soon.” Wen Rensheng finally bid farewell to the Jade Emperor.
"Two great sages, go slowly. Come to the heaven to play at any time when you have time." The Jade Emperor stood up and saw each other off.
Wen Rensheng dissuaded him, and he and Xiao Huan drifted away from the heaven together.
"Why are you walking so fast? I haven't had enough fun yet." Xiao Huan said bitterly.
"Okay, if you play in the sky for a month, there will be no fairy tubes underground for thirty years." Wen Rensheng knocked her head.
“Don’t hit me on the head, I’ll make you stupid.”
"It's impossible, it's already 0, it can't be any less."
"But it will become negative."
"Well, you won this wave."
Then the two disappeared in the clouds and mist.
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"Leaving now? I still thought I could play for a hundred years." A heavenly soldier said regretfully.
It’s such a comfortable life these days. I don’t have to worry about those immortals losing their temper, or being demoted to the lower realms for a small mistake.
With that little ancestor around, the immortals became much more amiable.
Hode Xingjun, who usually has the most grumpy temper, has also become a man who sets off fireworks.
The most arrogant Wenqu Xingjun has also become a folk poet who writes poems and lyrics.
"You can't play all the time. There are already mountains of documents from the lower realm asking for rain." Heavenly Soldier Yi whispered.
"What you are saying, it used to be a mountain, but now it is just a little floating soil on the mountain. Do you really think you can get rain if you ask for rain? Isn't that going to kill the Thunder God, Lightning Mother, Dragon King?" Heavenly Soldier Armor said with disdain.
"That's true. When we were mortals, we really thought that the lack of rain was due to lack of virtue. It turns out that it just doesn't matter. Rain will only come if there is a relationship. It doesn't matter, just wait for the way of heaven to work and rain. , the gods will not give you rain every day," Tian Bingyi said again.
"Yes, it was really ridiculous to read those storytelling books in the past. What time did the Jade Emperor send out a document? What did the Thunder God thunder, the Lightning Mother discharge, Feng Po blow the wind, and the Rain Master rain... It was really what farmers thought. It's like the emperor would eat steamed buns from a golden bowl. How is it possible to ask the Jade Emperor to specifically issue a decree for rain? There are billions of people praying for rain every day in the four continents. Take it into consideration?" Tianbing Jia followed.
"That's right, Taoist ancestors only have three incarnations. Even Sun Monkey can incarnate thousands of hairs, but he can't do so many things. Calling wind and rain is a great magical power, which consumes a lot of mana."
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The two of them didn't know that as they spoke, they became more and more courageous, and a black energy appeared above their heads.
What he said became more and more outrageous.
Even if you tell the truth, you can’t tell it everywhere.
And it also involves the Jade Emperor.
After the black energy emerged, it slowly hid within their souls.
At this time, a heavenly general came over: "What nonsense are you talking about? You actually criticized the Great Heavenly Lord in private, don't you want to live anymore?"
"Yes, Heavenly General Guanggan." The two heavenly soldiers immediately lowered their heads in fear. head, but there was a fierce light in his eyes.
"However, what you said is reasonable. Mr. Wude Xing deducted my flat peach salary last time. Damn it, can I still survive this calamity?" After the heavenly general scolded him, he was also dissatisfied. .
As soon as he finished speaking, a trace of black energy from the heavenly armor penetrated into his soul and took root. This kind of situation happened wantonly all over the heaven after Wen Rensheng and the two left.
The heaven is deserted and the rules are strict. You cannot be emotional, and you cannot be happy, angry or sad at will... Therefore, everyone would rather become an immortal than a god.
There is an endless stream of gods, mounts, and pets from the lower realm of Sifan.
What good is there in this world?
Not enough to eat, not warm enough to wear, and oppressed by the feudal government. Most of the time, the people are living in poverty. If they can barely eat enough, if they have a new piece of clothes to wear, the whole family will not go out naked, that is prosperous times.
But the gods still want to go to the mortal world for the sake of freedom.
Even if this freedom only lasts for a few decades.
After being discovered, he will be cast into reincarnation and become a prostitute, a dog or a pig.
How could anyone take such a big risk if it weren't for the fact that Heaven is too depressing and lonely?
The month that Xiao Huanlai has spent has allowed countless gods to completely let themselves go and become completely happy.
This is called the days of gods. Before, it was not much better than hell, that is, the scene was beautiful.
Immortals can marry at will, but gods cannot, because they are bound by heavenly laws.
Why not allow the gods to get married? If you get married, you will have children. There are only a limited number of gods in that day, and there are many children. How to arrange it?
You must know that gods live forever and there is no retirement plan.
When the time comes, these unemployed children will definitely cause a big chaos.
This is the most fundamental reason why the Great Heavenly Lord stipulates that the gods are not allowed to have love.
All the messy things like cultivating Taoism, asking questions, and not being disturbed by the personal affairs of children are all deceiving people.
Only economic issues are the most fundamental issues.
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The gap in the three realms, the hole of chaos.
"Hahaha, I used to just think about playing it safe and sound, but the bottom is up. And there are countless loopholes in the heaven. Unfortunately, it used to be shrouded by the Jade Emperor's magic power, and I couldn't penetrate it. Fortunately, I am a god, I can ignore the magic power, turn my spiritual thoughts into black energy, and penetrate them into the bodies of those who are dissatisfied." The wheelchair man said with a smile.
"Your Majesty, this time we have accomplished a great job, and the unification of the three realms is just around the corner." Taoist Toad quickly said.
"Okay, how many demons have gathered?"
"The famous demon world sage has only gathered six people, and there is still one Sun Wukong missing, who is protecting Tang Monk to obtain scriptures."
>"Huh, just a mere Buddha who attained the Buddha's position, so I bribed him. This monkey also had to be severely beaten before he knew to lower his expectations. Before, he would never sit in the position of the Jade Emperor." The man in the wheelchair sneered.
“Then what are we going to do?”
"He still has second thoughts, we can take advantage of this..." the wheelchair man said calmly.
"Your Majesty."
"Go there in person and make sure that Sun Wukong rebels and submits to me."
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Taoist Toad left in response.
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At this moment, in a mountain wilderness.
Sun Wukong is fighting with Tang Monk.
"You said that you, a ruthless monkey, killed six more people for no reason. In the future, they will go to the underworld to file a complaint, but it has nothing to do with me." Tang Seng babbled there.
What he was afraid of was not that Sun Wukong would kill people, but that it would affect his inability to discipline him as a master, which would lead to bad karma.
"You old monk, you are always chattering like this. If I don't kill them, they will kill good people and kill their own parents." Sun Wukong was annoyed and turned his head away and refused to listen.
"You are not a government official, and you should not deal with human lives. When will you learn to send murderers to the government, and then you will truly practice." Tang Seng nagged again.
"The holy monk said it well." Taoist Toad suddenly jumped out and responded.
(End of this chapter)