Chapter 1993: Only the Brain is Left
The method of checking credit is solved.
On the island in the East China Sea, the number of Lao Lai in Taoyuan in the North has been greatly reduced.
In the story of My Uncle Mr. Yu, the male protagonist Zihao was surprised to find that his uncle Mr. Yu returned 5.21 million to him on this day.
Not only that, but he was also given an extra 10 million.
He was immediately very moved: "Uncle, you must have taught me a lesson before, right? Let me know that I have to be more careful when doing things.
"You think too much. "His uncle Mr. Yu said calmly.
"What's going on? ”
“It’s because the insurance company compensated us. "
"They delayed it for so long, why did they suddenly lose money again? "The male protagonist was surprised and happy.
"God created the incense credit inquiry system, and the boss of the insurance company is cleaning up his personal credit black hole. In the past, he didn't care about the company's debts, but now it concerns his personal credit problem, and he cares about it."
"This incense What is the difference between credit and credit reporting? Lao Lai is not afraid of credit reporting, so why would he be afraid of this?" the male protagonist asked in surprise.
"The credit of incense is directly linked to the reincarnation of the underworld, and the old man is directly reincarnated in the animal realm."
"I understand, uncle, you are worried about defrauding my money, resulting in low credit, and you will be reincarnated in the future. Are you going to the beast realm?" The male protagonist finally woke up.
"You are finally smart, otherwise I would not return the money to you." His uncle Mr. Yu said coldly.
"When you did that before, were you talking about family ties?" the male protagonist said angrily.
"Haha, in this world, money is king, and wealth in the mountains has distant relatives. After I ran out of money, I swept the deck for three years. Which of you has come to see me once?" Mr. Yu said lightly.
The male protagonist suddenly understood, no wonder his uncle did not hesitate to lie to him.
It turned out to be like this.
It was the parents' decision not to see him. It seemed that they had known that their uncle was bankrupt before.
Zihao immediately began to choose to worship God.
In the past, he scorned the gods, thinking that they were all fake and that people could only rely on themselves.
Now it seems that the old man still has profound wisdom.
The credit problem is solved, but there are many other problems.
For example, people’s life stress issues.
Everyone is doing it, from primary school to college, and it's very, very boring.
What many people learn is basically for screening, and is not intended to help you build survival skills.
So many people feel that survival is very difficult as soon as they graduate.
The place that truly teaches you survival skills is your family of origin.
If the native family doesn’t know how to teach, that would be bad luck.
You have to spend at least three to five years of your most precious youth to figure out how to survive in society.
This is because you are resilient and will not be defeated by various social rules.
As for the most important things like dealing with others, such as emotional control and time management, the school never talks about it.
Everything is learned and handled by oneself.
These problems are actually more difficult than credit problems.
Even Lu Dongbin felt helpless.
"We can no longer rely on gods to solve this problem. There are not enough manpower. People still have to solve this educational problem by themselves." He thought for a moment and said.
"Who said we can't rely on it, who said we don't have enough manpower?"
"There are not enough great gods. We can split the great gods into small gods." Sun Wukong jumped out and said,
"How to split?"
Sun Wukong said coldly: "Cut off all the incense of the great gods, save the divine power, and train countless small gods, let them draw grids on the earth, and help them solve problems in real terms. Give them as much incense as they solve. How many years can they live for as long as they are given incense? "
"In this case, it is up to the people to decide, and they will not be able to work like they are now, occupying the status of gods and not working. "
When the gods heard this, they were immediately horrified.
This method is very good and has a high chance of winning.
But the problem is this, didn’t their victory be in vain?
If the Saint of Chaos wins, they will be doomed;
If the Jade Emperor wins, they will be doomed too.
Then weren’t they on the Jade Emperor’s side in vain?
The gods began to make silent calculations.
But Sun Wukong didn’t care, and the Five Heavenly Lords also thought this method was good.
"Flat and information-based management is the king of the industrial system. Only by cutting out the intermediate links and improving the ability of direct administration can the four major indices be improved to the greatest extent." Sun Wukong said.
Soon this set of methods began to spread across all walks of life.
There are a large number of small gods in all walks of life, who specialize in dealing with various detailed problems.
From prenatal education to college entrance examination.
There are dedicated gods to assist humans.
The gods provide a wealth of information to help people, and as a result, people's various indices soar.
With unified management, the efficiency is much better than spontaneous management.
But once a problem occurs, it is much more serious.
The Eight Immortals went to the cave and then returned to heaven to report back to the Jade Emperor.
On the Lingxiao Palace.
The Eight Immortals suffered unprecedented fierce criticism.
“You Eight Immortals have done good things, so what’s the difference between us and the Chaos Demons?”
“I’ve never heard of gods letting mortals control their destiny, so we’re not in vain Have you accumulated hundreds of generations of magic power for hundreds of thousands of years in vain? "
"Yes, in this case, winning means losing!"
"Jade Emperor, Buddha, we This cannot be done. The gods have now been replaced by a group of small gods. The power of one great god has to be divided among 180 million small gods. It is a loss of divine power for them to serve these ordinary people!"
"Yes, these common people are paid with incense, so don't they become our bosses? Where is the dignity of gods?"
"Yes, could it be that we gods have become helpers of mortals? This is really a joke. "
Sun Wukong looked at the opposing gods coldly, and he said fiercely:
"Why can't the gods be helpers? They only know how to absorb spiritual energy and incense every day, and don't know how to repay the world. The more power you bring to the world, the more you fail to fulfill your duties as gods!"
"Why do you want to be helpers? We have worked hard to cultivate and get to this position! , not to be their slaves!" a god asked.
"What about them? They have worked so hard to offer incense, do they deserve to be oppressed by you for the rest of their lives?" Sun Wukong asked.
The gods were silent again.
They finally discovered that Sun Wukong’s true purpose was to level the gods in heaven.
As long as the gods in heaven are completely cleaned up, these two places will be rich in divine power, and then achieve exponential victory according to the Eight Immortals model.
Now the question is, should the five heavenly gods lean towards them, or should they listen to Sun Wukong.
This is a very important question.
The Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, Yuanshi Tianzun, Taishang Laojun, and Tathagata Buddha looked at each other,
Of course they want to win, but the gods are also their foundation. .
If all the gods were flattened, they would be finished.
They will lose the foundation of their rule.
Now they are in conflict.
If you want to win, you have to cut off your own limbs and even your henchmen.
Leave only your brain.
But if only their brains are left, they will become very weak and lose the power to defend themselves.
At that time, Wen Rensheng turned his back and refused to acknowledge anyone else, allowing them to fight the Holy Chaos, which would be a big joke.
Although these big guys have very deep magic power, they don't seem to need the help of gods.
Actually, this is not the case. No matter how high the mana is, it will be consumed.
If you use up all the energy and then fight against the Saint of Chaos, you will be at a huge disadvantage.
They needed the gods to help buffer them.
Sun Wukong looked at the five great gods.
The button for victory is in their hands, it depends on whether they are willing to press it. The Jade Emperor sighed deeply.
He has never encountered such a difficult decision.
He looked at Tathagata Buddha and said: "Buddha, what do you think?"
Tathagata hurriedly said respectfully: "Back to the Great Heavenly Lord, we can relax a little and let the gods reincarnate first, and wait until we win. After this round, defeat them again.”
When the gods heard this, they all laughed.
The Tathagata is the Tathagata. This is a really good way to talk.
Just like how he deceived Sun Wukong back then, he made you become a demon in the lower realm. You can practice for a few more years and fight again.
The lower realm is a monster, and you are still a monster if you are pressed under the mountain.
A few years of cultivation, 500 years of cultivation at the foot of the mountain, also a few years of cultivation.
Therefore, the Buddha does not lie, but he knows how to use words.
The art of speaking is just a matter of guessing with one finger, no matter how you explain it.
The same is true now.
It sounds very good for the gods to reincarnate to save their divine power, and then let the gods return after winning the victory.
However, who doesn’t understand that in this case, they will inevitably encounter a very embarrassing situation: that is, their life and death all depend on Tianzun’s wishes.
You can't decide who can come back and who can't.
The question comes again, doesn’t the life and death of their gods now depend on a few deities?
At this time, Wude Xingjun suddenly stood up and said: "If I don't go to hell, who will?"
Everyone was shocked when they heard this.
"It is indeed a martial virtue. He dares to be the first reincarnated god and share my worries." The Jade Emperor said happily.
Wude Xingjun said: "What I said is that if I don't go to hell, whoever wants to go to hell will go to hell."
After saying this, Wudexingjun flew away.
Tathagata smiled slightly, stretched out his hand and slapped him, and a huge mountain pressed down on Lord Wude Xing, crushing him into a meat pie, and a true spirit reincarnated.
Seeing Tathagata deal with his favorite general, the Jade Emperor nodded slightly and did not blame him.
Tathagata is helping him do some things that the Great God cannot handle directly.
It is similar to eating in exchange for a child.
The gods were suddenly shocked. Some wanted to escape, while others were stunned.
More gods were crying and begging, and they were no longer as aloof as before.
"The fate has been fulfilled, the doom is inevitable, the gods have passed away, and each has returned to his origin." Buddha shouted loudly.
Of course the gods didn't believe it. After waking up, they all mainly fled, and no one resisted.
Because they are different from Sun Wukong, their foundation is in heaven.
The Jade Emperor holds the Book of Heaven.
The Queen Mother waved the Gathering Immortals flag.
Many of the fleeing gods immediately turned around and threw themselves into the flags. Then the true spirit flew out and was reincarnated in the lower world.
Many gods and goddesses lost their souls.
Wen Rensheng found it really interesting after watching it.
In the face of major interests, even the gods can give up.
Some gods are smarter, such as Taibai Jinxing, who ran towards Xiaohuan early.
"Sage Xiaohuan, I hope you can save this little old man, for the sake of bringing you many toys in the past."
No one went to ask for Wen Rensheng, although The other party seems kinder, but they understand that this one is the hardest-hearted and doesn't care about their life or death at all.
Only the seemingly willful Xiao Huan is the soft-hearted guy.
Sure enough, Xiao Huan looked at the gods, sighed, opened his mouth wide, and swallowed them into his mouth.
The Jade Emperor didn't care about these gods.
Every great disaster must have a glimmer of hope.
Tiandao is never willing to kill everyone.
But there are basically no living beings who can grasp the last chance of survival.
If you can grasp it, it means the potential is great enough.
Should stay.
So the Jade Emperor did not suppress them again.
The gods in heaven solved it, followed by the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas.
The Tathagata cast his gaze into the Lingshan Mountain and said with a smile: "Everything is determined. All Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, Arhats, etc. can pass away."
As soon as he finished speaking, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was the first to pass away, and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva also passed away. Pass away.
The Jade Emperor sighed: "When it comes to enlightenment, the Buddha has more means."
"It makes the Great Heavenly Lord laugh, but it's just because of the true scripture." Tathagata said in fear.
The Jade Emperor looked at Taishang Laojun again.
Taishang Laojun said: "There is action without action, there is death but no life."
After saying that, among the eight immortals in Shangdong, Lu Dongbin was the first to slap his head with his palm and reincarnate...< br>
Yuanshi Tianzun looked at his Taoist disciples, such as the Changsheng Emperor and Qingji Emperor, who also lost their cultivation and were reincarnated together.
"Buddhism and Xuanmen all have supreme enlightenment, but the gods in heaven are not as numerous as you." The Jade Emperor nodded.
Then he asked Sun Wukong: "All the gods have passed away, can we win?"
Sun Wukong smiled and said, "After all, it is the Great Heavenly Lord who has profound wisdom and can afford to take it and let it go."
500 years have passed in the blink of an eye.
The five Heavenly Lords have cut themselves off and saved countless divine powers. Put it between the two places.
These two places are prosperous, and the four major indexes are so high that it can make people who have heard of Rensheng in the past life dumbfounded after seeing it.
It can be said that they have reached an unparalleled level of happiness.
But at this time, there was a problem with the Saint of Chaos.
Ordinarily, he could imitate what Five Heavenly Lords did, but he had a problem.
After the gods passed away, countless divine powers were released, which in itself was a large capital investment.
But he has no capital. He wants to accumulate again and reuse ordinary people to accumulate incense and transform divine power.
This creates a big problem.
He couldn't match the opponent.
Although Chang'an and the foot of Lingshan Mountain in the Tang Dynasty also entered industrialization and were extremely rich in materials, their moral and spiritual fields were still unable to compare with the islands in the East China Sea and Taoyuan in the North.
Finally, the four major indices are counted, and the two before and after are added together.
Everyone found that the four major indices of the two were surprisingly consistent.
It can even be said to be completely equal.
Wen Rensheng smiled and said: "It seems that you can only rule the three realms for ten thousand years in turn."
As soon as he finished speaking, the five heavenly deities felt that the number was determined.
Both sides can rule for ten thousand years.
Who will rule first?
The Jade Emperor said: "In this case, I will set an example and let Chaos rule for thirty-three years first, and give him three more years."
One day in the sky and one year in the earth.
It means ruling for ten thousand years, which is 27.39726 years.
The Jade Emperor gave up 6 years.
(End of this chapter)