Chapter 2042 How to escape
Bajie received praise from everyone, so he helped: "Master, since they don't want money, they still want to give money back. It's been hard for the apprentices to beg for food along the way, so why don't you just accept it?" Let them go.”
“What are you talking about? Monks don’t talk about money, everything comes from alms. If they don’t want money, if they still want to give me money, then I can’t do this surgery. ." Tang Seng shook his head.
Tang Monk actually had hemorrhoids. You have to know that nine out of ten men have hemorrhoids.
In addition, ancient monks lived in the open air, and it was difficult to bathe frequently outside.
Hemorrhoids are often closely related to poor hygiene.
Rinsing with warm water can prevent hemorrhoids.
Moreover, Monk Tang sat cross-legged every day, sitting cross-legged, meditating and chanting sutras for several hours.
A lecture lasted several hours.
It would be strange if you said that Monk Tang did not suffer from hemorrhoids.
His physical fitness is not that strong.
On the journey to the west, Tang Seng fell ill not once or twice.
He does not practice martial arts or immortality, and Guanyin Bodhisattva is even less likely to care about his private matters.
Those Liu Ding Liujia, Dharma Protector Jialan and the like cannot protect his safety in this regard.
The so-called Buddhist robe can only protect him from any serious illness, whether it is a cold or a minor illness, he will still get it.
Anyway, he will abandon this body when the time comes.
So no one will really treat and strengthen his body.
This is different from Taoism, which attaches great importance to the body.
For example, Tieguai Li, because he lost his body, had to become an immortal by clinging to the dead beggar, which became a lifelong weakness.
And now Tang Monk really has hemorrhoids.
It's just that he is particularly able to endure pain.
Treat this pain as your own practice.
It was hard for him to tell Sun Wukong and the others such unspeakable secrets.
Although after saying that, the disease will definitely be cured.
And now he has met this group of kind-hearted donors.
But due to his cultivation and face, he immediately refused.
Everyone was surprised, but there was nothing they could do.
You can’t force surgery, right?
Who can resist Monkey Sun’s iron rod?
“Damn it, this bug can’t be fixed.” Everyone returned to their homes, all dejected.
"The psychological team will analyze Tang Seng's psychology of rejection, and we will solve it in a targeted manner."
The psychological team soon began to analyze.
“The first point is that Monk Tang saves face.”
“The second point is to avoid medical treatment.”
“The third point is to treat it as a spiritual practice.”
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"The fourth point is that we should not say that we give him money, he does not accept money. If we describe the operation as charity, for the sake of respecting the monks and fasting, he will accept it."
" That’s not necessarily the case, this old monk is very verbose. Even if the White Bone Spirit becomes a mortal and wants to give alms to the monk, he refuses.”
Everyone had a headache.
They suddenly discovered that Tang Seng was not that easy to deal with without using coercion.
In fact, the other party has a very strong mind and is determined to go to the west. No amount of female monster queen can make him change his mind.
The reason is simple. He knew from the beginning that the purpose of seeking the true scriptures was to understand and save the common people.
He did not really pursue becoming a positive person.
Otherwise, when I first obtained the Wordless Sutra, I would not have returned immediately, not lingered, or even asked about the True Fruition.
It was sealed only after returning for the second time to obtain the true scripture.
After much deliberation, everyone finally found Tang Seng’s weakness.
"Elder Tang, do you want to get the scripture quickly?"
"Of course I do. The sooner I can save the people of the Tang Dynasty." Tang Monk clasped his hands and said.
"According to our calculations, if you have our hemorrhoid surgery, you can walk 10 kilometers more every day, which can save..." In short, it is accurate, but does not exceed the Jiuzhang arithmetic level. The calculation made Tang Seng nod his head repeatedly.
To deal with people like Tang Seng, you have to use your righteousness to suppress him.
And this is the Buddhist principle of saving all sentient beings. You cannot use things like physical comfort, money, or beautiful women. The more you talk about it, the more they will antagonize you.
"Then I'll thank all the donors." Tang Monk gritted his teeth and said.
In order to allow the people of the Tang Dynasty to understand the true scriptures as soon as possible, Tang Seng decided to give up this stinky skin.
As for the shameful statement, if as a practitioner you are afraid of being embarrassed, then why should you practice?
What lessons should we learn?
Many humiliating things happened on the way to seek Buddhist scriptures.
There are also times when they are treated like wild beasts and slaughtered like pigs and cows.
Tang Seng can endure it, let alone something like this?
"Then please ask Elder Tang to follow us." Everyone was overjoyed and hurriedly invited Tang Seng to the operating room.
Sun Wukong wanted to stop him, but these people were all mortals. Once the old monk made a decision, even the eight cows would not be able to pull him back.
It doesn’t matter, at worst it will be like a robbery.
When the time comes, just settle down and send it to the government.
This time he learned to be smart.
It was not that Tang Seng did not want to punish the robber before. If he caught the robber and sent him to the government, he would be sentenced to death, and Tang Seng would not object.
Because it is a secular matter, monks cannot interfere.
Monks care about the spiritual affairs of the world.
Tang Seng actually sees this more clearly than Sun Wukong.
So he objected to Sun Wukong killing bandits indiscriminately.
Sun Wukong remembered someone saying before that this was Tang Seng's selfishness. He wanted to prevent Sun Wukong from killing himself, so he was prohibited from killing all mortals.
However, after studying the scriptures several times, Sun Wukong believed that Tang Monk was not that selfish.
It’s very simple, selfish people will be scared away halfway.
He could see that these people had no murderous intent at all.
Although it is a harsh statement, it doesn’t matter.
Just let them figure it out.
Anyway, they will soon understand that Tang Monk's meat can live forever, which is completely fake.
If it were true, what kind of lessons did the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty ask the old monk to learn from?
Just take one bite at the old monk and be done with it?
I don’t know where this damn rumor came from.
It seems to be from the monsters in Two Worlds Mountain?
Sun Wukong doesn’t understand anyway.
But at least, there was no such rumor before Tang Seng started on the road.
At this time, someone else targeted Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong is eating peaches against the stick, eating one and throwing the other away.
"Great Sage, here is the best fruit wine. Please enjoy it, Great Sage." A group of people gathered around.
Melons, fruits, peaches and plums, banquets and tea, are all things Sun Wukong can eat.
"Yes, you are a little filial to Grandpa Sun." Sun Wukong was not polite and even ate and drank.
At this time, someone said: "Great Sage, we also want to ask the Monkey King some things."
"What do you want to ask me about?" Sun Wukong was short-tongued, and his attitude improved a lot. point.
These people are not afraid of it either.
Because everyone knows best that as long as he does not do evil things and does not anger Sun Wukong, then Sun Wukong is completely harmless.
Especially in the later stages, that is the right person in the right way.
"We would like to ask the Monkey King about his experience in causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and we would like to write a book for you to promote your reputation."
"This is good." Sun Wukong suddenly became excited.
The previous worries about the old monk were also forgotten.
"Of course we will also give you money to polish your pen."
"No money is needed, you can ask if you want." "Okay, let's start writing, and ask the monk to start from the beginning... "Everyone said with admiration.
Sun Wukong’s biggest weakness is his name.
He is not good at sex, wealth, power, and wine, but he only wants a good reputation.
"That's just right, I'll tell you."
"I have been practicing bravery since I was a child, and the immortal stone burst out into waves."
"It only takes seven years to practice on the Lingtai, which is ten thousand years higher than others."
"...You can ask around the world, I am the most famous demon in the history."
Zhong Bi Ma Wen's experience was either mentioned briefly or not mentioned at all.
"So that's it. He is so powerful. He is indeed the famous Monkey King."
"We know it, and we will give you a biography."
"Very good, very good, hurry up and write." Sun Wukong was also very happy.
The good thing about him is his reputation.
Why does he want a Monkey King? It is to have a reputation that is on par with the scales.
As soon as someone mentioned that he was Bi Mawen, he immediately became furious.
Everyone was full of compliments on this point.
Said that he was "famous and powerful", Sun Wukong was very happy and even drank and ate.
I just feel that this level is the easiest and most comfortable one.
He doesn’t have to worry about it, it’s much easier than the previous passes.
He just needs to lie down and eat and drink.
But soon everyone came to a conclusion.
Some people began to request apprenticeships.
Sun Wukong wanted to refuse at first.
But I have a short mouth to eat others.
That's the kind of temper he has.
If you try hard, he will never accept it. Even if you beat him to death, he will not bow his head.
But if you ask him to be soft, he will be soft. When you beg him for mercy, he will also spare his life. The premise is that you don't anger him and don't do bad things.
He is not as vicious as Zhu Bajie.
Zhu Bajie was born in heaven, he really doesn’t treat people as human beings, and he really doesn’t treat monsters as monsters.
Kill if you say kill.
Sun Wukong is often forgiving.
But now everyone wants to become his disciple, saying that they want to help him spread his reputation and spread his prestige.
Now Sun Wukong is excited.
He thought that if more people knew about my reputation, the bad reputation would disappear.
Apprentices must keep tabs on their master and cannot possibly say that their master has had a dishonorable experience.
He didn’t know that as soon as his heart moved, disaster would begin to happen...
To become a Buddha is to let go of the burden of fame.
After touching the qualifications, he shook his head.
"Your qualifications are too poor. It is too difficult to cultivate to become an immortal."
"Master, you are from the divine stone of heaven and earth. Naturally, we are far incomparable. I only ask the master Just give me some training tips to extend your life and avoid death."
"Well, let me think about it, forget it, God will find you some royal wine!"
After Sun Wukong said a few words, he flew to heaven.
You can no longer take the peaches casually, but asking for a few glasses of fairy wine is not a big problem.
At this moment, those guys who ate Tang Monk's meat regretted it all.
“Damn it, it has no effect at all.”
“Who said eating Tang Monk meat can lead to immortality? Isn’t this a lie?”
"This is a scam. It's all fake. It doesn't work at all."
"We have wasted so much time in vain, but you are smart and put the strategy on Sun Wukong."
< br>"Hahaha, now you understand, it is easier for Sun Wukong to handle it. Among these 4 people, only Sun Wukong is most likely to achieve our goal, the others are useless."
After Zhu Bajie heard this Very depressed.
Why do everyone worship Sun Wukong as their teacher?
I, Zhu Bajie, am also Tianpeng Marshal after all, but not many people come to be my disciples, which makes me unable to get good food.
You can only follow Sun Monkey to eat fruit. He is a pig and wants to eat pig grass.
What he wants to eat most is meat, but eating meat is against the rules.
The only option is to settle for a vegetarian diet.
At the same time, Wen Rensheng looked at these people. He knew that these people would not keep their peace in the world of Journey to the West and would definitely cause all kinds of things.
Their biggest goal must be to live forever.
But they forgot one thing. It is difficult to live forever in the world of Journey to the West. Only a few people can succeed. If they are struggling like this, they might as well go to another world.
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At the same time.
White ball society.
They have begun to completely eliminate human beings.
Because humans have used mysterious powers to threaten them.
They immediately wipe out humans so that they can isolate the mysterious threat, otherwise their civilization will be destroyed.
I don’t know how much time passed, but they finally activated the space-time cannon.
I saw a cannon blast past, and a ripple emerged in the universe, then swept across the human world.
The human world is like a piece of paper that has been flattened. Time and space suddenly collapsed and then returned to their original state. All species in it remained unchanged, except for human beings.
Such a terrifying power makes humans unable to resist. They don’t even know what their attack mode is, and they also don’t understand the human attack mode.
This is the terrible thing about the civilizations of both sides.
The attack power of both sides is extremely high, but the defense is extremely weak.
If we fight each other, it will be a dead end.
However, the two sides lack a mechanism to communicate with each other and do not know how to maintain a balance.
Lack of long-term contact and lack of a communication environment.
In fact, most human beings are willing to get along with them.
After all, we don’t need much territory.
However, in the eyes of others, human beings are like snakes of fear, smooth and long.
It's disgusting to look at.
So they cannot live in peace with humans. They are different species.
Human beings seem to be able to tolerate various species, but they cannot tolerate humans.
Human beings shrouded in mystery are snakes hiding in the darkness.
Of course, humans cannot tolerate those disasters. We are not the same species.
Under fear, the only way for them to fight each other is to fight, and they cannot coexist.
Either you live victoriously, or you die after defeat, those are the two outcomes.
Wen Rensheng had already understood this.
He just felt that these white balls were too stupid, and they still didn't have his wisdom and couldn't see deep enough.
If they can see deep enough, they will choose to abandon their superficial view of human beings and choose to join forces with humans to deal with the mystery, rather than cutting off humans as lesions.
This is actually an evasive approach, and they did not study tit for tat. They adopted the wrong strategy from the beginning.
(End of this chapter)