Chapter 2058 Give Zhu Bajie a Plastic Surgery
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he nodded and said, "What you said makes sense. It doesn't matter whether I am afraid of the old pig or not. Anyway, the old pig knows how to survive a battle. A few wives are enough. As long as we get married, They will definitely be inseparable from me after we get married."
"What is the way to survive the war?" Several astronauts from the ABD forces were confused.
They could understand what the old pig said, but they didn’t understand what these four words together were?
"How to fight?" Braun asked doubtfully.
However, the eyes of those in the C force lit up, especially the male astronauts, whose eyes turned red.
One person swallowed and said, "Mr. Zhu, Grandpa Zhu, please teach us this method, okay?"
"We are willing to do all this work for you. Done, I just want you to give us this strategy."
They suddenly remembered that when Sun Wukong first met Gao Cuilan, he was very haggard.
Zhu Bajie is unprecedented.
It is said that there are only exhausted oxen and no damaged land.
But Lao Zhu is an exception.
"This requires talent, you can't do it." Zhu Bajie glanced at the crowd and shook his head immediately.
Everyone was immediately disappointed.
Zhu Bajie then continued to work on the farm.
Then someone else said: "Mr. Zhu, we hope you can help us."
"Okay, what do you want me to do for you?" Zhu Bajie also wanted to see what these extraterrestrial visitors have. ability.
"Can you teach us how to practice?"
Zhu Bajie shook his head and said: "You want to practice, it is not easy to practice, and it is not easy to become a teacher. You Do you know that you need to pay tuition to become a teacher?”
“Yes, my name is Shu Xiu, right?”
"Yes, that thing is the tuition fee."
"Isn't it just the tuition fee? We pay it."
"Okay, one person for each kidney, the old pig hasn't eaten anyone for a long time." Zhu Bajie revealed Greedy.
Zhu Bajie is really good at eating people.
There is a direct description in the original work.
He said that he had been relying on cannibalism to survive since he was demoted to earth.
After Guanyin accused him, he stopped doing this business.
"Guanyin doesn't let me eat people, but it doesn't matter if you offer it yourself."
"Ah, eating kidneys?" Everyone suddenly felt a pain in their waists.
Especially men.
If you haven’t learned how to survive a battle, and you still have to lose your waist, isn’t this going to kill you?
Don’t think that if you have two kidneys, you will be fine if you lose one.
That’s bullshit.
No organ in the human body can work 24 hours a day. The heart has to work one-third of the time and rest two-thirds of the time.
The work of two kidneys was finally given to one kidney. In less than three years, he will be old.
This is also true. People with one waist are often unable to do heavy work.
Because heavy work produces a lot of metabolism and waste, one kidney cannot be renewed.
“Forget it, it doesn’t matter if you don’t give me, I won’t teach.” Zhu Bajie shook his head.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, Zhu Bajie was taught a lesson by the Bodhisattva, otherwise, they would not have been able to escape the fate of being eaten.
Among the three disciples, according to the original work, Sun Wukong basically does not eat people. If you don't cause trouble, he will not take the initiative to trouble you.
But the premise is that you stay away from him. He will not apologize if he accidentally hurts you.
The other two, Sha Monk eats people, Zhu Bajie eats people, even White Dragon eats horses, people will not let them go.
This is the real monster.
So Tang Seng had great merit and control over his three disciples.
At this moment, someone suddenly had an idea and said: "Can we help you with plastic surgery? Cut off your big nose and pig ears. In this case, you will still be a human being even if you don't change."< br>
“Can you do it?” Zhu Bajie was very happy.
The art of change is very troublesome.
Just like Sun Wukong fighting in water, it is very inconvenient to use the water-avoiding spell.
So monsters will not change into a beautiful appearance to live if they are fine.
Just like Kuimulang, the prince he turned into is very handsome, but he still looks like a monster at ordinary times.
"Of course, we are good at surgery. In this way, you don't need to change, and you can have a lifelong happiness."
Hearing this, Zhu Bajie immediately made up his mind.
"That's right. If you can really operate on me, you will teach you how to practice and how to fight fiercely."
"Okay, please change to your true form, and we will I want to make a surgical plan for you.”
Everyone said one after another.
In order to practice and fight fiercely, these men's motivation is really terrifying.
Then there was a large wild boar several feet tall, which could actually be even bigger.
It’s just that Bajie has a body shape that uses the magical power of Fa Tian Xiang Di.
Barely a person.
Very scary.
It is the original demon.
A monster aura.
At this time, Mrs. Gao and Mr. Gao in the distance fainted from fright when they saw this.
Then I came up with the idea of finding a mage to eliminate the demon.
Anyway, Zhu Bajie's work is done, and they have several thousand acres of land, which is enough.
From now on, just hire people to cultivate the land slowly.
Thinking of this, they simply took this opportunity to break off the engagement. How good-looking Gao Cuilan is, how good would it be to just marry a wealthy scholar?
They are a perfect match.
Why can’t I have a monster?
This means that if you lick a dog, you will die a good death, and if you lick a pig, your engagement will be annulled.
At this moment, everyone looked at Zhu Bajie back and forth.
They began to design a surgical plan and said to Zhu Bajie: "Mr. Zhu, we will first cut off your big ears, then we will cut off your big nose, and finally your big chin. Finally, there’s your big mouth.”
“Your facial function is completed, and then you need to perform liposuction to eliminate your big belly.”
"Oh, that's great." Zhu Bajie was very excited, "Well, come quickly, I'm not afraid of pain anyway."
"We still need surgical tools."
"What surgical tools do you need? I know that you doctors need all kinds of knives. I can conjure them up for you, just ask." Zhu Bajie said hurriedly.
"We do need a lot of knives, please change them for us..."
Zhu Bajie said: "Okay, I will change them for you right now."
Finally, according to the astronaut's request, a series of various scalpels, surgical forceps, and the tools they needed were conjured up.
"Can you work now?"
"Okay."
"We are going to start. First we need to disinfect and prepare the skin, which means shaving clean to prevent infection."
Then everyone began to scrape Zhu Bajie clean from head to bottom and scalded it with boiling water.
"I know, I know they are preparing for surgery, but I thought they were going to eat fat pigs." Xiao Huan watched with interest.
"Okay, we are going to cut off your big ears first, which is the first step to change your appearance. But there is no anesthesia here."
A chief surgeon who was pushed out began to do it. .
"Cut it, I'm not afraid, no anesthesia is needed, I can just use magic to seal the pain." Zhu Bajie said directly.
At this time, the doctor began to operate on Zhu Bajie.
"It's really interesting. They actually want to start operating on Zhu Bajie." Xiao Huan became interested. Wen Rensheng understood that this guy was going to cause trouble again.
At this time, the problem occurred.
The surgeon could not cut.
“Zhu Bajie’s skin is thick and difficult to steam.” This is acknowledged by King Yinjiao himself.
So can a mortal perform surgery on it?
Impossible.
Fortunately, Xiao Huan was happy at this time: "I'm here to help. I'll do this operation."
Then the surgeon tried again and gave Zhu Bajie his big ears. cut off.
This time, it really worked.
Just like cutting tofu, it falls right off.
Both of Zhu Bajie's ears were cut off.
Everyone was shocked when they saw it.
One by one, they were taking air-conditioning.
“The big nose is fun, let’s cut it off.” Xiao Huan controlled the doctor’s hands and cut off Zhu Bajie’s big nose.
After the ears and nose is the big-mouthed head, which is also cut off.
After finishing these cuts, I started to reshape my face.
With this ordeal, Zhu Bajie really turned into a fat and handsome boy.
“It’s really good!” Everyone was shocked again.
"After all, he is Marshal Tianpeng. He has a good foundation. As long as his original foundation is revealed, he will really have the face of a god in the sky."
Everyone admired him.
"We also need liposuction to reduce the fat belly."
Then the doctor began to cut open the belly again, scooping out all the fat and throwing it away.
After Xiao Huan's twists and turns, the originally big and vicious pig monster became the true color of a seven-point canopy.
"Hahaha, I, Master Krululu, am still more skilled." Xiao Huan said arrogantly.
"Zhu Bajie has made you look like this. The children will not recognize you." Wen Rensheng was really speechless.
Zhu Bajie’s big belly is gone now, his big nose is gone, his big ears are gone, and his big mouth is gone.
Zhu Bajie looked at the mirror and was very happy.
But then he said: "Why do I feel like I'm missing something?"
The surgeon in charge quickly said: "Isn't this great? Look at the person who brought you food. Gao Cuilan, that look is so happy.”
“Sir, where are you from?” Gao Cuilan said shyly.
Zhu Bajie saluted: "Girl, I am Zhu Ganglie before, also known as Zhu Wuneng. Now I am just returning to my true self."
"Zhu Anal Fissure, he is really good at naming."
< br>Xiao Huan laughed loudly after hearing this.
"Okay, stop laughing, our opponent is coming." Wen Rensheng reminded.
Zhu Bajie and Gao Cuilan then happily lived a happy life like a fairy tale...
Well, Journey to the West is coming to an end.
How about that?
At this moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva discovered a problem.
At this moment, Sun Wukong and Tang Seng came all the way.
Master Gao remembers that Zhu Bajie is a monster.
They had another dream, and it was the Bodhisattva who told them how to deal with Zhu Bajie.
Immediately went to greet Tang Seng.
"Hello, monk from the Tang Dynasty, hello, are you going to Xitian?"
"Yes, donor, are you okay?"
" We don't know what to do, but I only know that there is a pig demon in our family, and he turns into a beautiful man and seduces my daughter," Mr. Gao cried.
If Zhu Bajie doesn't leave, they have no choice.
It takes strength to break off the engagement.
Who can compete with monsters in strength can only rely on eminent monks.
"Wukong, what should we do at this time?"
"Let me go and see if there are monsters. Isn't it easy?" With his official identity, Sun Wukong no longer looks down on monsters.
Just like those people who ran away.
At this moment, Zhu Bajie heard that the monk was coming.
He knew what was going on.
But he no longer wanted to learn from it.
Wouldn’t it be better to live a fairy life with Cuilan every day?
I will marry a few more young ones in the future.
At this moment, Hui'an Walker came up and said: "Zhu Bajie, you must go to learn the scriptures. If you don't learn the scriptures, you can only be a monster for the rest of your life."
Zhu Bajie thought to himself, I I don't care about being a monster.
"Zhu Bajie, if you don't become a real person, you have monster energy in your body. If you become a monster, your Gao Cuilan won't live long, and you will always be a young man." The traveler advised. .
"It doesn't matter, I have a way to fight fiercely, and I can also practice dual cultivation, so that my wife will live as long and healthy as me in the future." Zhu Bajie said proudly.
"Anyway, I won't go to the West even if I die." He added.
Sun Wukong stepped forward directly and said: "You monster, you deceive other women, and you don't want to go to get Buddhist scriptures, so let's get a beating!"
At this point, Sun Wukong beat Zhu Bajie.
“Damn monkey, you beat me every reincarnation, why can’t you let me be lazy for one reincarnation?” Zhu Bajie said directly.
"You idiot, if you are lazy for one reincarnation, there will be no more reincarnations, do you know?" Sun Wukong cursed.
"Anyway, I don't care. I want to talk to my wife in another 30 years." Zhu Bajie just lay down.
There is nothing Sun Wukong can do, he can beat Zhu Bajie, but he can’t catch the other person until he leaves.
The road to the West is thousands of miles long, but we can’t keep doing this.
Pilgrim Hui'an had no choice but to go back and said to the Bodhisattva: "Bodhisattva, Zhu Bajie just doesn't want to go and get the scriptures. What should I do? He is staying in Gaolaozhuang, and Sun Dasheng can't do anything."
The Bodhisattva smiled. Said: "This is easy, it will only cost me another treasure."
"There is no other way but to do this to prevent the number of days from changing."
"No wonder Tathagata Buddha gave me three."
At this time, Tang Monk looked at Zhu Bajie and said: "Wukong , The melon that is forced is not sweet. If Zhu Bajie doesn’t want to go, we will go by ourselves.” People, the journey to the west cannot be accomplished. This is the measure set by heaven and cannot be changed."
Everyone thought that this was indeed the case. Zhu Bajie had to go anyway.
At this moment, the traveler came back again.
He took a restraining spell and threw it directly on Zhu Bajie's head.
"The Tathagata gave the Bodhisattva three mantras. This restraint mantra is on your head, Zhu Bajie."
Then he passed it on and passed it on to Tang Monk with new scriptures.
This thing can stop Zhu Bajie from having any desire to reproduce with just one thought.
Sure enough, after Tang Monk thought about it, Zhu Bajie turned into a sage.
“Ah, it turns out that it’s boring to be at home, so it’s more meaningful to go out to learn Buddhist scriptures.”
“Very good, since you know the importance of Buddhist scriptures, let’s go.” With that said, Tang Seng took Bajie and left together.
The astronauts will also follow Zhu Bajie all the way westward.
Tang Seng was helpless.
Sun Wukong said: "You will be eaten by monsters, and I, Old Sun, can't deal with some powerful monsters."
Everyone had no choice but to say: "Mr. Zhu, you haven't given us those two methods yet."< br>
"Let's teach as we go, and you will learn it by then. You don't have to worry about the monsters. They don't dare to eat you. Senior Brother is here to scare you." Zhu Bajie said directly.
(End of this chapter)