"It's so troublesome. Why don't we just summon your grown-up son?" Old Wu said angrily.
Rebellion and becoming emperor.
Is he tired to death?
A company can torment people like that, let alone a dynasty?
Wen Rende shook his head after hearing this: "Why summon him? Just summon a meteorite or tsunami, wouldn't that be enough?"
He didn't want his son to know that he couldn't even handle this little thing.
Actually, he didn't know that Wen Rensheng had seen it all.
"Ah, you are still stronger." Old Wu had to admire the old man's idea.
"Why not? Didn't Liu Xiu do this in history? He was given the title of Great Summoner."
"It's true, then let's summon a meteorite, but you have to Who was hit? ”
"Of course, we will smash those bastards." Wen Rende said harshly, "They prevent us from enjoying life in peace."
"Of course that's good, but the question is, can you summon them? You have that To save face?" Old Wu said helplessly.
"Why can't it work? Let me tell you, I have a lot of face." Wen Rende said plausibly.
Wen Rensheng was helpless when he saw this.
My father obviously wanted to save face and didn’t want to suffer.
So what else can he do?
The only choice is to forgive him.
After all, this is my biological father.
What shocked him was that the two of them really planned it seriously.
He thought the two were just talking and playing.
Wen Rende dared to say it, and Lao Wu really dared to believe it...
I really admired this old man.
Wen Rende then asked the county magistrate to start arranging three animals, ready, cattle, sheep, and pigs.
Then they started to worship heaven in front of the Chenghuang Temple in the city.
The county magistrate had no objection to this.
After all, this is a way to boost morale.
No matter what, you can’t stand still.
Give people something to do and they won’t be afraid.
Sacrifice to heaven.
Wen Rende pretended to shout.
Then start summoning meteorites.
Wen Rensheng had no choice but to do anything.
This father’s face must be given to me.
Then he looked at the hot pot and there was a live crab.
The last crab rescue failed and destroyed the world.
This one cannot fail.
After all, that was the world where my father rested.
He said to the crab: "If you dare to mess around, I will fish you out and eat you. Remember, after you go down, listen to those two people."
"Be a A crab that is useful to society.”
The crab seemed to understand and nodded repeatedly.
So Wen Rensheng threw it down directly.
Okay.
When the big crab goes down.
Appeared in front of the Chenghuang Temple and almost filled up the square.
People were stunned.
Old Wu was also sluggish.
Wen Rende is also sluggish.
Everyone, including the county magistrate, quickly knelt down.
Wen Rende reacted the fastest. He immediately realized that this crab looked familiar.
Isn’t it the type they usually eat at home?
Unexpectedly, he nibbled his son again.
This feels...
It feels so comfortable.
Others are still worrying about their sons studying for exams, but he is the other way around.
Ashamed...
That's weird.
If you are capable, you can also raise such a good son...
He immediately said: "Ah, messenger of the gods, bring down your anger and destroy those barbarians who disrupt the peaceful life here. Well..."
Anyway, he believed that the crab could understand.
Sure enough, after hearing this, the crab immediately began to rush towards the wild.
Its body was now 35 meters tall, and its armor was over 1 meter thick.
The most powerful artillery these days is of no help to it.
It can be said that it is invincible alone in this world.
Want to kill it.
You have to have the right time, place and people, and you have to have a miracle to do it.
This is obviously impossible to do.
Unless they dig a big pit in advance, it must be at least 200 meters deep.
Then fill it with fire oil, wait until it goes down, and then light it.
Have a real fire grilled crab.
Use its natural enemy: hotpot to deal with it.
Just for a moment, can anyone do it?
Even if it can be done, it is difficult to get it to enter the hot pot obediently.
The Tatar cavalry who were looting in the wild were naturally killed by crabs in an instant.
How could they possibly outrun each other?
Those ten long legs are domineering.
Two big iron pliers, invincible.
After seeing this monster, almost all the enemies were so frightened that they ran out quickly.
No one knows where this guy came from.
Good guy.
This crab is tens of meters tall.
With the combat effectiveness of soldiers in this era,
how to deal with its armor?
Its armor is more than one meter thick.
Although it is not steel armor, it is also the strength of bones, that is, calcium limestone.
It must be at least a modern artillery of 88 mm or above to break through a fortification more than one meter thick...
It's so hard to break it.
No possibility.
There is nothing they can do against this kind of monster.
For a time, all the barbarian cavalry fled in all directions.
They cannot gather together.
Even if there are more than a hundred people, they will be discovered by crabs.
We can only disperse into a team of ten and retreat north.
Without the organized Tatars, even local powerful men would dare to hunt.
The reason why the Manchus were able to rule was that they obtained the submission of the local powerful.
Before the rebels and the Manchus, the local powerful chose the Manchus who could better safeguard their interests.
But after I shaved my head, I realized something was completely wrong, but it was too late to resist.
The other party has stabilized a considerable part of the area and has achieved the goal of attacking the small with more.
Seeing this scene, the so-called Fengtian Jingnan Army also quickly retreated.
It is impossible to fight against this monster with their strength.
At the same time, Jiangnan, which was in crisis, was surprised to find that a military rebellion disappeared.
The scattered Tatar cavalry were gradually eliminated and retreated.
The nobles in the capital also breathed a sigh of relief.
They no longer need to make a choice between surrender and loyalty.
In this way, after a wave of deus ex machina, the world finally settled down.
Lao Wu and Wen Rende did not escape the fate of leaving their hometown...
Who asked them to summon the big crab.
First, the county magistrate.
Then there is the prefect.
In the end, it was directly the censor, governor, governor, and even the imperial envoy. I even heard that the emperor would come in person...
How can we live like this?
The two had no choice but to pack up their things and run away in confusion.
“I didn’t expect that after struggling for a long time, I would eventually have to escape?”
“Isn’t this all in vain?” Old Wu said angrily.
"No, you have to think about the good news. Didn't this save many neighbors and fellow villagers?" Wen Rende comforted.
"That's right. Speaking of which, why am I pulling all the luggage..." Old Wu was dragging a two-wheeled vehicle.
There were tents, food, drinking water, medicines in the car...
There were also two families sitting in the car.
There are silver taels, iron ox armor... "This is not your strong character. It has been confirmed. No one will doubt you pulling the cart. If I pull the cart, that doesn't fit my character." Hearing people's virtues and inspiring words.
He waved his fan and looked at the scenery.
"Besides, be satisfied, at least I'm walking with you."
"That's because you're not thick-skinned enough..." Old Wu said with disdain.
…………
This family has been appeased.
Wen Rensheng just wanted to relax for a few days.
However, I didn't expect that this was just the beginning.
I don’t know why.
Every day after that.
Wen Rensheng found that more and more people seemed to be calling him.
He highly suspected that his coordinates or number had been exposed.
It's like you registered an account somewhere, and after binding your mobile phone number, you were immediately bombarded with all kinds of text messages, all kinds of promotions, and even scammers...
He thought about it carefully, what was he doing? The coordinates were leaked somewhere...
I know, it must be the swimming pool world.
There are so many small worlds connected there.
So his coordinates were leaked.
It’s really depressing, I really can’t be a good person.
After Wen Rensheng became depressed, he felt that those people must have seen that he belonged to the neutral-to-good camp.
That’s why I kept calling.
If it were their own evil god, they would not dare to summon them casually.
Because the summons are extinguished one after another, slowly, there are only a few people left who know their address.
Just like those scammers, they only dare to bombard ordinary people with text messages.
If they encounter a ruthless character, will they dare to bomb a second time?
Impossible.
Wen Rensheng thought about it, in fact, there were advantages and disadvantages to being summoned.
The disadvantage is of course that it is too annoying and a waste of his time.
The good thing is that he doesn't need to look for various worlds by himself in the future.
Just stare and see which world can trigger the vibration of the mysterious seed.
Thinking of this, Wen Rensheng felt less uncomfortable about the leak of his location.
Then he transferred the summons.
Let Sister Xiaohuan handle it.
Shield yourself first.
Just like the cabinet vote.
First see which worlds are worth saving, and then pass them on to him.
Afterwards, Wen Rensheng continued to see his father and Lao Wu to see what was going on now.
I saw my father and Lao Wu fleeing all the way. After escaping, they came to a mountain village.
These days, you need road guidance to travel.
But now that there is war, the so-called road guide is just that.
Besides, the two of them did not take the main road, but only took the small mountain road.
Those places are unmanned.
The management in the feudal era could not be so tight.
Those who cannot escape are ordinary people.
Like two people, naturally they are not afraid.
After they came to the mountain village, they made up an excuse, saying that there was a military disaster outside, and then went into the mountains to survive.
Most of the people in the mountain village came here this way.
All to avoid taxes.
"The mountains are not a paradise," the old village chief sighed. "We just leave it to fate. In the past, we were squeezed by the government, but now we are squeezed by God. There is no salt, no iron tools, and we have to use stones for all work."
"I saved some fur herbs, but I only dared to sell them secretly in the market, and I was bullied."
"The only good thing is that no officials go into the mountains."
"But the officials are poor. Even crazy people will come in. "
"In short, there is a lack of food and clothing, and there is no medicine. If you want to survive, you have to resign yourself to fate."
"You can bear it if you can."
"We can bear it."
Lao Wu doesn't care about this.
But that night.
A group of mountain people came over to kill and rob...
The promised simple mountain people.
To co-author is to enter a den of thieves.
If it is so good in the mountains, why do the people still endure oppression in the plains?
There are many thieves in the mountains.
Lao Wu then put on his armor and killed them randomly.
Immediately a group of people knelt on the ground, with the old village chief taking the lead.
Make him the leader of the village.
Okay, the two of them wandered around and became the origin of the rebellion...
Wen Rensheng was also drunk.
Without strong strength, how can there be a paradise?
The grass is full and the bean sprouts are sparse, and a year's hard work has been in vain.
In order to live comfortably in this village in the future, Lao Wu and Wen Rende had to use some of the knowledge they had seen before.
Including how to find herbs, how to treat diseases, and how to cultivate terraced fields.
How to store water.
How to raise chickens…
Waiting for these things, I started to worry again.
They have to handle these things themselves.
In order to prevent outsiders from coming in, they began to lead people on several necessary paths and began to build some defensive facilities.
Jianlou Pass and the like.
This place is actually just a group of mountain people mixed with thieves and thieves. After this tossing, it has truly turned into a gang.
It's just that instead of robbing homes and homes, we reclaim the wasteland ourselves.
The trend is pushing these two people forward.
After finishing his work for the day, Lao Wu said depressedly: "Since we worked so hard, why did we run away at that time? Why didn't we just become national teachers?"
"Wouldn't that be more comfortable than now? "
Wen Rende said: "You really think it is easy to be a national teacher, it is not that easy."
"When you become a national master, people will plot against you and miss you every day."
"After all, there must be countless people who want to conquer the big crab we have."
"Especially It's the emperor, and all kinds of calculations will come."
"How can we be so pure and simple now?"
Old Wu nodded: "Yes, when it comes to this, that one. Where did the crab go? ”
"Let me sense it." Wen Rende closed his eyes.
"In my induction, the crab entered the palace and was named the sacred beast of the country."
"He eats and drinks every day, and is served by hundreds of palace maids and eunuchs. One meal requires 10 sheep, 5 cows, and 20 pigs..."
"Well, this beast is much more comfortable than the two of us," said Old Wu enviously.
“It’s not that simple. There are three groups of people trying to poison him every month.”
"One group is from the harem, one group is civil servants, and one group is the vassal king."
"Damn it, it is obviously a sacred beast that governs the country and has made great achievements. Why do so many people want to poison it? What?" Old Wu said angrily.
After all, this crab saved his hometown in this world.
“Nonsense, don’t you know why Yue Fei didn’t have it?” Wen Rende said scornfully, “Isn’t it because the emperor found that he couldn’t control it?”
“Imperial power, this kind of thing, It is naturally extremely repulsive, and if it cannot control something, it will kill it.”
"Unless this thing is far away from it, for example, the imperial power does not go to the countryside, it is the result of being far enough."
"The emperor was happy at first, but this crab didn't listen to him. You said that after a long time, someone Can he remain indifferent to the slander?"
Old Wu nodded: "That's right, damn it, how long can this crab hold on?"
"Don't you know how to resist? ?”
“It’s okay, this crab is very big and invulnerable to all poisons. It has eaten much more heavy metals than these guys before.”
"It has been cultivated a long time ago."
"It is very tenacious, and after all, those people cannot poison blatantly, how much poison can be secretly poisoned?"
"Not to mention the appearance of the emperor himself. You have to maintain a respectful attitude towards heroes and angels."
"So there are still a group of people willing to protect crabs in the process cabinet."
"Every time, someone starts to check the poison. So they do it more discreetly and the dose is relatively small, so it is not dangerous at all," Wen Rende explained.
"That's good."
Lao Wu didn't want to see a great hero disappear like this.
"Originally I wanted to summon it, but now it seems that we should let it eat in the palace. If we want to feed it, we have to occupy several counties." Wen Rende shook his head. road.
“Yeah, that’s it.”