Chapter 39 New BUG Found


Chapter 39: New BUG Found

Off-campus food stall.

“Boss, let’s get twenty skewers of mutton and twenty skewers of kidneys first, and then get half a dozen beers, Budweiser Classic Pure Raw!” Zhang Wei yelled.

"Drink Budweiser Classic? Big customer!" The boss immediately came up to him with a smile and asked at the same time: "Do you want spicy food? Do you want the kidneys to be tender or old?"

"If you can eat spicy food, the kidneys should be tender!" Zhang Wei said.

"Okay, you can sit down wherever you want! I'll bake it for you right away!"

After a while, the beer was brought over first, and the autistic man's eyes suddenly bleeded.

“What are you waiting for, drink!” Zhang Wei said with a smile.

The autistic person did not hesitate to pick up a can of beer, pulled the tab, licked the hops that came out, and then took a big sip, showing a satisfied expression.

“Here come the kidneys!” the boss shouted, bringing the roasted kidneys over.

Zhang Wei picked up a bunch of roasted kidneys. The skin was slightly burnt, and he shook it gently with his hand. The kidneys were like tofu, shaking slightly, which showed that the meat was still very tender.

“It’s not easy to roast kidneys until they’re crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. The boss is really good at it!” Zhang Wei took a bite.

Immediately afterwards, Zhang Wei spit out the roasted kidneys in his mouth with a "wow" sound.

“Why is it smellier than poop!”

“Have you ever eaten poop?” the autistic man asked expressionlessly.

"How could I have eaten that thing!"

"Then how do you know it smells worse than poop?"

The logic is perfect, but Zhang Wei is speechless!

The autistic man picked up another bunch of roasted kidneys, smelled them first, and then took a careful taste.

"No problem! The boss handled it very cleanly, there is no fishy smell." The autistic man said.

Zhang Wei instantly realized that he had forgotten that he could not eat meat for three days!

"It's okay, I forgot to brush my teeth in the morning!" Zhang Wei said and rinsed his mouth with beer.

“No wonder the devil said you could try it, and said it was an unforgettable experience. The taste is so damn sour, I’ll never forget it in my life!”

Zhang Wei picked up the bottle again. He put a roasted kidney to his nose and smelled it. He asked if it was normal. He tried to lick it gently with the tip of his tongue.

vomit...almost spit it out!

"It seems that it's not that you can't eat meat in a strict sense, but that the taste of meat products will become unpalatable when it enters your mouth!"

At this moment, Zhang Wei had a lightbulb in his mind.

“According to this theory, if the price you pay is not being able to eat or drink water for a number of days, then the food and water will taste unpalatable when they enter the mouth.< br>
In other words, this price only blocks the intake through the mouth. As long as it is bypassed through the mouth and ingested in other ways, it will not be affected.

For example, although I cannot drink with my mouth. Water, but I can replenish water into the body through injection, so that the body will not be affected by dehydration. ”

This thought flashed through Zhang Wei's mind: "I seem to have a new bug!"...

With the experimental data, Zhang Wei can finally publish a paper .

Zhang Wei’s first goal is still the American “Science” magazine. After all, the original version of "Electric Field Effect of Atomicly Thin Carbon Films" was published in a scientific magazine. Now that Zhang Wei has published the same paper, the other party should know what he is talking about.

"Science" actually has the largest circulation among the three top journals in the world. In addition to the main journal, "Science" also has several sub-journals. Different sub-journals focus on different research fields, and the contributors will also Choose different journals for submission based on this.

However, Zhang Wei does not intend to submit his article to the sub-journal. Graphene is a scientific research achievement that must win the Nobel Prize. If it is not published in the main journal, it would be too disrespectful.

The number of words in the articles in "Science" is actually not many. Some research reviews, for example, are all within 1,000 words, and technical features introducing new experimental techniques are also within 2,000 words.

Thesis is generally about 4,000 words, which is much less than an undergraduate thesis.

Your graduation thesis written in tens of thousands of words may be criticized by your graduate students as useless.

A paper written in just 4,000 words can win a Nobel Prize!

Otherwise, it is one of the top journals in the world.

When submitting a paper to a journal, you must attach a submission letter, which should briefly describe the core content, main findings and significance of the manuscript. If you have special requirements for the journal to handle the manuscript, you can also attach it.

When submitting papers to journals with certain influence, you often need to attach a list of recommenders, which means you have to tell them which person has read your paper, thought it was well written, and is willing to recommend it. one time.

Of course, the higher the academic status of this talented person, the better. If a Nobel Prize-level scholar recommends your paper, the probability of it being approved is almost guaranteed.

If you are a well-known figure in the academic world, you will naturally not need recommenders. Even the top reviewers will take your paper and write a research review to praise you. How awesome are the research results!

The scientific world is also a world, and it all depends on peers. This sentence also applies.

Zhang Wei obviously couldn't find any big names to endorse him, so he could only "vote naked"!

This is the first time for a rookie to submit an article to Science. He has never published any papers before and has no endorsement from any scholars. He looks like he is here to cause trouble!

But Zhang Wei decided to take a gamble and bet on the value of graphene!

Of course Zhang Wei also has a backup plan. If "Science" does not pass, he will submit to more ordinary journals. The value of graphene will always be recognized by journals.

I really had no choice but to publish it in domestic journals. Although it was a bit over the top, at least I could publish the scientific research results. The worst I could do was to win the Nobel Prize a few years later.

Ms. Tu Youyou's research results on artemisinin were also published in China's "Science Bulletin", and she eventually won the Nobel Prize.

Zhang Wei put the submission letter, personal information, contact information, papers, photos of graphene, and some necessary experimental data into a brown paper bag, came to the Post Office, and then looked at the Post Office with his own eyes. The eldest sister stamped the postmark and felt relieved.

The postmark is a type of evidence that the court is willing to accept.

This postmark can prove the time when Zhang Wei sent the paper to Science magazine. As an international letter, it will definitely be stamped with an internationally accepted combination stamp during the mailing process. These can be used as legal evidence. .

It is impossible for only one scientist to be working on a scientific research project, especially for some popular projects, in which countless project teams around the world are involved.

So it will inevitably happen that multiple scientific research institutions achieve results within the same time period, and there will also be situations where multiple scientific research institutions submit papers at the same time.

How to determine at this time, who should own this scientific research result? The answer is simple, look at the postmark!

For example, two people made graphene. You sent the paper to "Science" in January, and I sent the paper to "Science" in February, even if the paper was last published in "Science" It's my paper, but as long as your postmark is earlier than mine, then the achievement of graphene is also yours.

The same goes for sending letters to different magazines. For example, a certain issue of "Nature" and "Science" published the same research results. At this time, take out the postmarks of the letters and compare the times to see whose time is earlier. , then whose result this result belongs to.

Even if you take out a bunch of manuscripts from more than ten years ago and say, I came up with this thing more than ten years ago. But I’m sorry, you published it late, and the scientific research results belong to others!

Thank you all for your collections and monthly passes, thank you for passing!

 

(End of this chapter)

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