Chapter 94: This iron plate is the thickest, please kick it! (Please follow up)
Zhang Wei opened the door and walked into the dormitory, only to see a stranger in the dormitory.
Looking again, the empty bed already had a bedding.
“Oops, we have a new friend in our dormitory!” Zhang Wei understood instantly.
“Hello, senior, my name is Lu Yunxiang, and I scored 720 in this year’s college entrance examination, which is a bare score!”
Lu Yunxiang hurried up, planning to show off his 720 points in the college entrance examination.
However, Zhang Wei, who was opposite, did not look surprised, but looked at Ye Haotian; "Brother Haotian, he is just like you, he scored 720 in the college entrance examination!"
"Xiao Lu , you don’t need to call him senior, he is also a freshman like you!" Ye Haotian said a little unhappy.
Concubine Ye couldn't stand this pretentious criminal, so she dug a hole for him first.
“Are you a freshman too?” Lu Yunxiang looked up and down and felt that the Zhang Wei in front of him was so ordinary.
"I can be considered a freshman, too!" Zhang Wei chuckled, and then said: "Hello, my name is Zhang Wei!"
Zhang Wei? The name is so common!
"It's good to be ordinary. Without ordinary people like you, how can I show off my awesomeness!"
Thinking of this, Lu Yunxiang took out the avocado: "Classmate Zhang Wei, a little bit A greeting gift, please take care of me in the future!”
Lu Yunxiang handed over two avocados, and then waited for Zhang Wei to ask what they were.
"Lovely ordinary people, you must have never seen what this is, right? It doesn't matter, as long as you ask, I will definitely give you a good introduction to what an avocado is!"
In 2004, China's annual Only five tons of avocados were imported. With such a small amount of imports, ordinary people would never see it, and it was impossible to buy and eat it themselves. They were basically given away as gifts.
So those who could taste avocado at that time were either rich or expensive.
By 2022, China’s avocado imports will reach 41,000 tons, which can be purchased in ordinary supermarkets, and even milk tea shops sell avocado-flavored drinks.
For Zhang Wei, avocado is not a rare thing.
"Oh, avocado! Is it from Mexico or Chile?" Zhang Wei took the avocado directly, put it to his nose and smelled it.
“Mexican.” Lu Yunxiang was a little stunned. He didn’t expect that ordinary people also knew avocados.
"Mexican ones? They have more oil and are suitable for making jam. Chilean avocados have less oil and are more fragrant, so they are more suitable for eating raw." Zhang Wei said.
Lu Yunxiang was immediately embarrassed on the spot and didn't know how to answer.
Avocado should be quite rare, shouldn’t it? How can an ordinary person know this?
They are also picky about the place of production! Dislike the high oil content in Mexico! Are you still not satisfied with this posture? Have to eat Chilean food?
By the way, I have never eaten avocados from Chile.
Pretending failed! +1 for pretending to be depressed.
"Xiao Lu, thank you! We are all in the same dormitory, and we will be a family from now on. It is so polite to give us a greeting gift!" Zhang Wei put the avocado away.
"Xiao Lu? Ye Haotian is a sophomore, so just call me Xiao Lu. We are all freshmen, why do you call me Xiao Lu?"
The pretender was a little unhappy. He obviously hadn't realized that he was the bottom one in the dormitory.
In Lu Yunxiang's mind, senior Ye Haotian should be the boss in the dormitory, so he should be ranked second. Zhang Wei, an ordinary person, must be ranked third.
As for autistic people and experimental specimens, ignore them!
Now Zhang Wei actually calls him "Xiao Lu"! This is definitely intolerable!
“This ordinary person must know who is the boss of this dormitory!”
Thinking of this, Lu Yunxiang asked: "Zhang Wei, where are you from?"
"My family is from Qinhai City."
"Is the college entrance examination there a national test? Or is it a national test? Separate proposition? "
"National test!"
"What a coincidence, our Shanxi exam is also a national test!"
This conversation fell into Ye Haotian's ears, and he felt a little familiar. He seemed to have said similar words to Zhang Wei last year, and then successfully kicked the iron plate.
As expected, the pretender also stretched out his foot towards the thickest iron plate:
"I scored 720 in the college entrance examination, classmate Zhang Wei, how about you? How much did you score?" "I only scored 750 points in the test this year!" Zhang Wei is not used to pretending to be guilty.
“750 points?” Lu Yunxiang was stunned for a moment, then explained: “My 720 points are bare points.”
"I'm also talking about naked parts!" Zhang Wei said with a smile.
"You are the weird one who got 750 points in the exam..." Lu Yunxiang suddenly stopped talking and did not say the word "thing".
"What's the blame?" Zhang Wei asked with a smile.
“What a powerful person!” Lu Yunxiang changed his words and then looked at Ye Haotian.
Others also kicked the iron plate, and Ye Haotian felt much more balanced. He nodded at the pretender: "Zhang Wei didn't lie to you, he did only get 750 points in the exam this year!"
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"It's just a 750 score, what's the point of 'only' getting a 750 score! This Zhang Wei looks ordinary and has an ordinary name, how can he be more pretentious than me!"
Lu Yunxiang's heart The ranking of the dormitory was immediately updated. Senior Ye Haotian is the eldest, Zhang Wei is the second eldest with a score of 750, and he is the third eldest with a score of 720. The autistic person is still a specimen.
Ye Haotian did not intend to let go of the pretense, he continued: "Xiao Lu, do you know why Zhang Wei said that he 'only' scored 750 points this year?"
Why ? Of course it’s just to show off!
Lu Yunxiang could not escape from the word "pretending" in his mind, but he did not say that, but shook his head deliberately.
"That's because he also took the college entrance examination last year." Ye Haotian explained with a smile.
“So Zhang Wei is a repeat student?”
Lu Yunxiang suddenly felt that Zhang Wei’s score of 750 was not very impressive. If I repeat the exam myself, I might be able to get a score of 750 next year.
It seems that the rankings in the dormitory can be changed again. Senior Ye Haotian is the boss, and he and Zhang Wei can tie for second place. Specimens are still specimens.
"Guess how many exams Zhang Wei took last year?" Ye Haotian then asked.
After thinking about it, Senior Ye said this, which means one thing. Zhang Wei's grades last year were far inferior to Senior Ye, and Senior Ye was planning to show off!
The pretentious criminal who judged others by himself immediately asked cooperatively: "How many points did you take?"
"Same as this year, it was also 750 points!"
Lu Yunxiang Suddenly he was dumbfounded.
Weren’t there only two players who scored over 700 points last year? Could it be that the one with 750 points is this ordinary Zhang Wei? Just two iron plates, and I kicked them both!
By the way, what the hell is a score of 750 for two consecutive years? Is the college entrance examination addicted?
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Zhang Wei briefly explained that he was expelled for violating school rules and then came back again, but he did not talk about graphene.
As the saying goes, keep a thin line in everything, you have to let the pretender accept the reality, and then tell him the more cruel reality!
After the pretender was silent for a long time, he finally understood the rankings in the dormitory. Zhang Wei's "former senior" was the boss, senior Ye Haotian was the second child, he was the third child, and there was another specimen.
The pretender obviously hasn't realized that autistic people are invincible!
He also accepted his "Xiao Lu" character by the way.
"Xiao Lu, your suitcase is from LV! It seems like you have a mine at home?" Zhang Wei began to inquire about the family situation of the pretender.
Beside him, Ye Haotian added: "Xiao Lu's family is from northern Shanxi. There is nothing else there but a lot of coal mines."
"Coal boss? That's a rich man!" Zhang Wei laughed. He continued: "If I had a mine at home, why would I study? I would definitely be eating, drinking and having fun every day!"
"That's because you didn't pursue it! We are not as vulgar as you." Ye Haotian curled his lips.
"Normal people's pursuits are not all about eating, drinking and having fun! Even Chen Ming thinks about drinking beer every day!" Zhang Wei said.
“I love drinking beer!” echoed the autistic man.
The pretender looked at the autistic man inexplicably: "Can the experimental specimen still drink beer? Will it affect the experimental data?"
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