Chapter 142 No one is allowed to offend
Zhang Wei pushed the door open and walked into the dormitory, shouting: "I, Hu Hansan, am finally back!"
"Brother, why are you back?" Lu Yunxiang said He looked at Zhang Wei in surprise.
Zhang Wei glanced at the dormitory: "Are you alone? Chen Ming isn't here?"
"Brother Specimens went out early in the morning and didn't see anyone else all day long."< br>
Lu Yunxiang paused and then asked: "Brother, I went to the United States to be an exchange student for three months, wasn't it? I said before that I would come back at the end of November, but it's not yet time. Why did you come back to China? I was expelled from an American university. ?”
“Hey, you kid, your mouth has changed after three months of absence! Yes, this university is not in vain!”
Zhang Wei then explained: “I originally planned to stay until At the end of the month, the principal called me and said it was time to apply for next year’s scientific research project, so I came back first.”
“Where’s Brother Haotian?”
< br> "He doesn't have to apply for scientific research projects, and he doesn't have to come back early!" Zhang Wei paused, and then said: "I just got off the plane, and my phone has been shut down before I paid the bill. Send a text message to Chen Ming and ask him to come back. , just say that I brought him beer from the United States!”
"American beer? Or Budweiser?" Lu Yunxiang asked while editing the text message.
“It’s not Budweiser, it’s Silver Bullet, California’s exclusive beer.” Zhang Wei said.
After Lu Yunxiang sent the text message, the autistic person responded almost instantly.
"Brother specimen replied to the message and said he would come back later."
"Didn't you mention the beer?"
"I mentioned it! You said you brought him American Silver Bullet beer." Lu Yunxiang handed the phone screen to Zhang Wei.
"What's weird! With beer, Chen Ming could hold back and didn't come back right away!"
"Maybe he is in the laboratory, busy working!"
"If he was busy in the laboratory, how could he reply to the text message in seconds? I think he might have gone to some small restaurant and drank beer secretly. Forget it, he is the only one to drink the beer anyway, so put it on the table for him first !"
Zhang Wei said, taking out a box of beer from the suitcase and placing it on the autistic man's table.
Lu Yunxiang came over and asked with a flattering look on his face: "Brother, Brother Specimens has beer, so what do I have?" I’ll give you some souvenirs,” Zhang Wei said, reaching for his suitcase.
"What good thing is it? It shouldn't be seaweed, right?" Lu Yunxiang asked enthusiastically.
“I told you, it’s an American souvenir, how could it be seaweed.”
“What souvenirs are there in the United States? I really couldn’t think of it at the moment!”
"American souvenirs, the most famous ones are guns and flying leaves! Unfortunately, they can't pass the customs. So I brought this to you!"
Zhang Wei said, taking out a small box as big as a palm.
“Is it a cigarette?” Lu Yunxiang thought it looked like a cigarette box.
"Smoking is harmful to health! How can I harm you! This is an authentic Texas specialty, Texas Hold'em poker!"
Lu Yunxiang took the small box and took a closer look. It was really a poker card!
When I opened it again, there was no surprise inside. There were fifty-four playing cards, not a few.
"It's really poker! I thought there was something else hidden in it!" Lu Yunxiang said disappointedly.
“The Texas of Texas Hold’em Poker is Texas in the United States, not Texas in Shandong. This deck of playing cards is also produced in Texas! Authentic American specialty!” Zhang Wei said with a smile.
"That's not as good as Dezhou, Shandong! At least we have braised chicken." Lu Yunxiang complained with a depressed look.
"Okay, just kidding! The real gift is this!" Zhang Wei said and took out another beautiful box from the suitcase.
This is a box with purple and yellow as the main colors. There is a large Arabic numeral "8" on the box and a Black Mamba LOGO printed below.
"The jersey signed by Kobe, and it also contains the official certification of the Lakers!" Zhang Wei handed the box to Lu Yunxiang.
"Thank you, brother!" Lu Yunxiang suddenly smiled and planned to go to the basketball court to show off in the afternoon!
When I am an exchange student in the United States, the school will organize visits to other cities. Los Angeles is the closest to San Francisco, so it is a natural must-see city.
When visiting Los Angeles, of course you have to see the home court of the Lakers. Unfortunately, the NBA games will not start until November, so Zhang Wei was not able to see the NBA stars.
However, in the Lakers team store at Staples Arena, Zhang Wei still bought a lot of souvenirs, including this No. 8 jersey signed by Kobe.
The price of the jersey is not expensive, 599 US dollars, and foreigners can get it tax-free if they take out their passports.
The 2004 Lakers had just experienced an extremely disappointing season. F4 failed to win the championship, the OK combination also fell apart, and the entire team entered the reconstruction stage. The price of jerseys signed by Kobe has reached rock bottom.
Of course, O'Neal's jersey was cheaper, so he sold it in tears. After all, O'Neal would go to the Heat next season, and the Lakers could no longer sell O'Neal's jersey, so they hurriedly cleared it.
After simply packing his luggage, Zhang Wei took a shower, went to bed, and then set an alarm clock for an hour.
A journey of more than ten hours, even in first class, is quite energy-consuming, not to mention the jet lag.
Zhang Wei planned to sleep for an hour to regain some energy, and then stay up until night before going to bed again to reverse the jet lag.
An hour later, the alarm clock rang, Zhang Wei slowly opened his eyes, only to find a head staring at him.
It’s the expressionless face of an autistic person! "Damn, you scared me! I said Chen Ming, don't stare at me like that if you have nothing to do, it's so scary!"
"Brother Specimens has been staring at you for half an hour!" Lu Yunxiang said from the side.
"Half an hour? Do you have anything to do with me?" Zhang Wei asked immediately.
"Thank you for the beer." Six words came out of the autistic man's mouth, and then he returned to his seat and started staring at the box of Silver Bullet beer.
"Stare at me for half an hour, waiting for me to wake up, just to say thank you to me! It is indeed an autistic person I am familiar with." Zhang Wei sighed helplessly, got up and got off the bed.
"Brother, are you awake?" Lu Yunxiang came over again.
"No! Just make do with it until night and then go back to sleep!" Zhang Wei stood up and continued: "I'll go to the mobile business hall and pay the mobile phone bill."
"Brother, Why don't you pay the phone bill first, and take a look at this for me while you just woke up and your mind is still clear!" Lu Yunxiang excitedly handed a stack of A4 paper to Zhang Wei.
"What is this?" Zhang Wei took the A4 paper and looked at it. On the first page were the four characters "Tomb Robbery Diary".
“I wrote a book, which is a tomb-robbery novel just like the one you wrote, "Dead Man Blows Out the Lamp". I saw that you were very tired just now, so I didn’t have the nerve to give it to you. Now that you’re awake, please give me some guidance. "Bah!"
"You also wrote a novel? How many words are there?" Zhang Wei asked with a smile.
"More than 200,000 words! I wrote for a whole month and a half!"
"In one and a half months, I can write 200,000 words, which is an average of more than 4,000 words a day. You are quite talented in writing novels!"
Zhang Wei looked at the title of the book again and complained: "Why do you call this a bad name? "Tomb Robber's Diary", no serious person writes a diary! Chen Ming, do you write a diary?"
"Don't write." The autistic person replied like a machine.
"Yeah, I won't write it either! Who can write down what's on their mind in a diary! How can it be called what's on their mind if it's written down? That's despicable!" Zhang Wei said.
"Despicable!" the autistic man echoed.
The pretender blinked inexplicably, what happened to writing in the diary? Offended you? Why is it so mean!
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The next day, Zhang Wei went to Principal Gu to report and brought his project application with him.
“Study on the inhibition of RNA recognition by Toll-like receptors? RNA is the abbreviation of ribonucleic acid, right? This is a research topic in the field of biology!”
Principal Gu looked at the project Zhang Wei applied for with a confused look on his face. He couldn't understand why Zhang Wei applied for a biology project.
The scientific research results of graphene are related to physics, materials science, and chemistry. If Zhang Wei applies for research projects in these majors, it is a matter of course.
Considering that Zhang Wei discovered five Mersenne prime numbers, there is no problem in applying for mathematics topics.
Zhang Wei also published a paper on zero-knowledge proof. Even if he applied for a computer-related project, Principal Gu would not be surprised.
But Zhang Wei applied for a biological research project. What kind of aircraft is this?
As the saying goes, if you learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, you will not be afraid of traveling around the world, but there is nothing wrong with living things here!
Although biological science and chemistry have a certain intersection, graphene and ribonucleic acid have nothing to do with each other, not even the neighbors who are not allowed to worship!
Not to mention the connection with mathematics and computer science.
You're just sticking graphene with tape, and suddenly you have to study ribonucleic acid. The span is a bit too big!
"Zhang Wei, are you right?" Principal Gu asked with confusion.
"That's right, this is a scientific research topic that I have thought deeply about!" Zhang Wei nodded
"But this is a topic in the direction of biological sciences!"
"It is biological sciences! "Zhang Wei continued and nodded: "Principal, you said at the beginning that as long as I apply for a project, you will approve everything. You can't go back on your word!"
"I'm not going back on my word, I'm a little bit. I haven’t calmed down yet! Why do you suddenly want to study biological sciences again? Why don’t you continue studying graphene? Why don’t you go to the School of Computer Science? Director Du Zhiqiang of the Department of Computer Science is also talking about you! br>
“There are so many people researching graphene in the world, and I am not the only one!” Zhang Wei said with a smile.
"I think there are more people studying RNA around the world!" President Gu paused and then said; "The key is that the project you applied for has nothing to do with the physics department or several engineering departments."
< br>"Then I'll go to the Department of Biology! Anyway, I haven't had time to choose a major this year! Is it possible that the Department of Biology still doesn't want me?" Zhang Wei said with a stern look on his face.
Principal Gu then remembered that the boy in front of him was a freshman who had just passed the exam this year, and he was still in the experimental class!
If Zhang Wei wants to go to any major, he will definitely not be rejected. Even Tsinghua Academy of Fine Arts, they are probably rushing to get it. Who doesn’t want the Nobel Prize!
What's more, Zhang Wei also applied for a scientific research project, which is equivalent to going to the biology department with the project and funds. This biology department must have rushed out barefoot like Cao Cao when he greeted Xu You!
After pondering for a few seconds, Principal Gu persuaded: "Zhang Wei, do you want to think more carefully about this professional matter?"
"After considering it, go to the biology department!" Zhang Wei's voice After a pause, he continued: "During the meeting last semester, many department heads asked me to come over. You were also present at that time. Professor Zhuge from the Department of Mathematics even showed off his 1.7-meter-long bodybuilding daughter! "
"Zhuge is talking about aerobics," Principal Gu corrected.
“Let me just say it, I must have heard it right at the time.” Zhang Weixin said that the case was solved!
Then Zhang Wei continued: "Every department chairperson has kindly invited me. If I go to someone else's place, wouldn't I offend other people? So I simply don't choose anyone and go to the biology department, which is out of reach. , and no one can be offended!
If I go to the biology department and I'm not used to it, I'll come back to you and you can just change my major for me. It's not a big deal! "
"Do you think you can change your major if you want? You think Tsingta University is your home! "Principal Gu snorted coldly.
"Of course Tsingta University is my home! Otherwise, why would I come back from the United States! "Zhang Wei said confidently.
"Yes! I almost forgot about this man’s ability. He has a choice of universities all over the world, and Tsingtao University really supports him! "Principal Gu shook his head helplessly.
(End of this chapter)