Chapter 57 You old man, please accept your magical powers
At twelve o'clock sharp, the six members of the Hellfire Team gathered in the restaurant. Without any instructions, the restaurant manager had everyone's favorite dishes brought out.
Caroline put a piece of fruit salad into her mouth and said: "Su Mo, we will meet with the captains of the fourth and fifth teams of the Blade later to discuss the next battle plan."< br>
“This mission can also be regarded as an assessment. If you complete it well, you will soon be transferred away from that useless place.”
“I have never been to No. 5. The future shelter." Xiao Jie looked at Su Mo curiously, "How is the environment? Is it very shabby? No one can be seen at night."
Su Mo said while drinking a drink: "Actually, it's not bad. The total population is 250,000, and the various facilities are relatively complete. There is definitely no nightlife. After nine o'clock in the evening, there are basically no people on the road."< br>
“Tch, boring~” Wu Yao curled his lips, “If there’s no nightlife, then what fun is there in life? I wouldn’t go to a place like this even if I beat myself to death.”
“Old Liu Ah, you better hurry up and get together with your brothers."
Su Mo narrowed his eyes: "Don't call me Liu!"
Wu Yao shook his shoulders. , said cowardly: "Hey, I'm just screaming, if you dare, beat me to death~"
Ding~
At this moment, his phone on the table suddenly vibrated.
When Wu Yao opened it, his face turned dark.
“Damn, my girlfriend broke up with me!”
Su Mo was shocked: “You still have a girlfriend?”
You have a girlfriend and you still have so much fun?
"Which girlfriend?" Victor asked calmly.
Wu Yao moved quickly and said while typing: "That white girl with super big breasts, my grandma, she actually said she found true love, and even sent me a photo of the two of them, deliberately trying to piss me off. Right?”
“This man is so ugly that he doesn’t even have the hair on my legs.”
Su Mo said quietly: “I would rather be ugly than you. .”
"Pfft~"
Caroline almost spit out the juice in her mouth, her shoulders trembled, and it was obvious that she was having a hard time holding back laughter.
Wu Yao's face darkened and he said fiercely: "I still have seven or eight fish in the fish pond, I don't care about this one!"
"Scumbag!" Su Mo looked down upon him.
“Tch, what do you know?” Wu Yao said plausibly, “I’m not a scumbag, I just want to give the girls a home.”
Ding~
At this moment, Wu Yao's phone vibrated again. When he opened it, his face suddenly stiffened.
"What's the matter?" Xiao Jie asked.
Wu Yao said in disbelief: "Another fish has escaped!"
"It's crazy. This kind of thing has never happened before."
Xiao Jie said casually: "Maybe he is possessed by the bad god~"
The bad god?
Wu Yao suddenly thought of something, his eyes widened suddenly, and he looked at Su Mo fiercely: "Su Mo, tell me, is it you who caused the trouble?"
Su Mo looked innocent. : "What's wrong with me? I wasn't the one who seduced them?"
However, secretly he couldn't help but mutter, it couldn't really be me, could it?
"Su Mo? What's going on?"
Victor immediately became energetic and asked.
Wu Yao roughly told what happened just now. After listening, Victor slapped his thigh and pointed at Su Mo: "It's him, it's him, it's definitely him."
This experience is so familiar to him! ! !
“What’s going on?”
Xiao Jie and Meng Shi, who didn't know what was going on, immediately opened their eyes with curiosity, while Caroline looked up and down with her eyes as if she was getting to know Su Mo all over again.
Victor told the story of yesterday’s experience sadly.
“I haven’t won any of the ten games in a row. I, Victor, have been playing in the casino for so many years. Where has this happened?”
“I’ll go~”
Xiao Jie opened his mouth slightly and looked at Su Mo in disbelief: "I didn't expect that you still have a crow's mouth."
Su Mo looked helpless; "Coincidences are all coincidences."
"I think it's a coincidence too!" Wu Yao slapped the table and vowed: "I still don't believe it. If you have the guts, give it to me again." The three fishes broke up with me.”
The remaining fish in his fish pond have been with him for several years. They depend on him for all their food and clothing, so there is no way they can break up with me. !
A crow’s mouth?
I, Wu Yao, am upright and invincible, immune to a hundred curses, and will never give in to superstition.
Buzz~~
At this moment, his phone vibrated again, which immediately made his heart skip a beat.
No way?
Everyone also looked at Wu Yao with expectation in their eyes.
Wu Yao picked it up and took a look, he breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "It's my butler~"
After saying that, he looked at Su Mo provocatively, as if to say, look, yours The crow's mouth is not working.
Su Mo shrugged. He didn’t want to have a toxic constitution.
Being a bitch, I won’t dare to say anything in the future, how frustrating it is! ! !
Wu Yao answered the phone with a smile. After more than ten seconds, his face stiffened at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"Well, okay, that's it~"
Hang up the phone, Wu Yao slowly turned his head and looked at Su Mo, his eyes dull:
"My housekeeper just said, my garage The third-generation supercar in this car spontaneously ignited!”
WTF? ? ?
Everyone turned to look at Su Mo as if looking at a god.
Damn God!
Su Mo couldn't help but raise his forehead, "What's going on? I'm not really a poisonous person, am I?"
Wow~
Wu Yao suddenly stood up, walked around the table and walked to Su Mo.
"Hey, hey, what do you want to do? It's really none of my business?" Su Mo said nervously.
Wu Yao looked at him directly, and then...
Gudu~
Wu Yao squatted on the ground, hugged Su Mo's thigh tightly, and cried:
"Brother Mo, I was wrong. You should have collected your magical powers!!!"
No way, the two girls ran away. He could still explain it by using unstable feelings or bad luck, but What happened just now made him give up resistance completely.
All parts of the Windspeed III, currently the most top-notch sports car, are made of special alloys. Logically speaking, even if it is driven into a fire scene, it can be safely rushed out, let alone put it in the garage. How could it spontaneously ignite?
But this kind of thing actually happened! ! !
Then, there is only one explanation right now, Su Mo is really a god, a bad god!
No matter how strong humans are, how dare they fight against gods?
“Uh~”
Su Mo said weakly: "Don't be like this, it really has nothing to do with me."
"Brother Mo!!!"
Wu Yao hugged Su Mo's legs tighter, "I Wrong, I was really wrong. I shouldn't have called you Liu, and I shouldn't have said anything in front of you. "
"Please, I just want you to give me a word."< br>
“What words?”
"Today, you will definitely be unlucky."
Su Mo's mouth twitched, damn it, you think I'm in charge of the university's live broadcast room.
“Utilitarian milk is not advisable~”
“No, this is not utilitarian milk, it just offsets your previous divine power.”
“Brother Mo, God Mo, Please!”
Wu Yao looked like he wouldn't let go until he promised, so Su Mo could only follow his words and say it again.
"You will definitely be unlucky today."
"Thank you, Brother Mo!!!" Wu Yao stood up happily, as if he had been blessed by the Buddha.
One minute, two minutes, five minutes, half an hour~
After finishing the meal, Wu Yao never got any bad news again.
This made everyone more confident that Su Mo would never be allowed to speak carelessly in the future.
(End of this chapter)