Chapter 2459 Become a foster father
This day.
The little fat man is looking at the complicated paperwork.
“Oh, this feeling of being an emperor is really bad.”
“With so many documents to be approved, I have to find several cabinets.”
"But those ancient people only thought about squeezing, managing, and bullying others, and they didn't understand any modern management at all."
"With good business processes, they only know how to make things difficult for others so that they can make things easier for them." They give money!”
“I don’t understand how much profit it can bring and how many people can be employed if the trade route is opened!”
“The demand for food is guaranteed, and the rest is left. I can’t say it’s all right, but it’s at least a hundred times better than what those gentlemen did!”
The little fat man looked at those official documents and was very angry.
Wen Rensheng ignored this guy.
He has seen a lot of these things.
But the other five people were very excited.
"I'll come, I'll help you correct these official documents, I can understand them too." The man in sunglasses said.
"Me too, I'm a math teacher, I know these things too." The math teacher followed.
"I am a physical education teacher, but I read a lot of novels and know how to farm and run a farm."
Housewives and professional women looked on in shock.
I can’t understand what they are saying.
I can’t say that I don’t understand it at all. Because I’m not interested, I don’t want to understand, so I can’t understand it.
The little fat man glanced at them, his heart moved, and then nodded:
"Okay, you will be my bachelor, and you can freely enter and exit my backyard, but you need to be castrated."
"Castrate, castrate, anyway, I am an animal now." The man in sunglasses said nonchalantly.
“Well, forget it.” The math teacher and the physical education teacher refused at the same time.
"Haha, just kidding, you can just be my secretary and come in and out of the study as you please." Then the little fat man gave them a sign.
“We are like animals now, we can go in and out without signs.”
"That's right."
Then these people and animals looked at the corresponding documents together.
Not long after, someone invited the little fat guy to eat, drink and have fun...
The little fat guy hesitated at first, but when he saw the paperwork, everyone was handling it, even better than him.
At least everyone knows that people who open shops should be treated normally.
You can't just set taxes on other people's cards, and just do whatever you want to do business with.
This alone can throw feudal society off the ceiling.
Because in feudal society, the merchants, government officials, local vitality groups, even watchmen, and fire guards... all had to make things difficult for the shop.
So you must have a background.
The background determines how big your shop can be.
Most people without a background can only work as mobile vendors because they can run away at any time...
A ground-floor shop must have a background to operate.
Either I can fight, my family members can fight, and I have many brothers.
In the evening, the little fat man came back drunk.
Then there was an actor supporting him.
"You can go back."
A group of cattle, sheep, chickens, ducks and geese left.
"You want a man too?" the man in sunglasses said directly as he left.
“It’s so fast to assimilate.” The physical education teacher shook his head.
The ancients loved Longyang.
After all, he is a senior person, and men and women can still tell them apart.
“What, man?” The little fat man was suddenly startled.
"Yes."
"Damn it, you dare to lie to me, get out of here!"
The actor looked hard, then pulled out the dagger and pointed at the little fat man. Go away intimidated.
The little fat man was so frightened that he rushed to the desk.
The actor immediately chased after him.
The two immediately formed a circle.
The little fat man is obviously not strong enough.
After only ten laps, I almost ran out of energy.
The other animals just stared blankly.
Chickens, ducks and geese are not good, but cows should be able to get in.
Yet they were watching the show there.
The actor rushed over.
"The king carries his sword!" the physical education teacher shouted.
"There's no sword!" the little fat man said depressedly.
"Sorry, I was just memorizing the text, and the Chinese teacher always asked me to teach instead."
In the end, the man in sunglasses couldn't stand it anymore.
None of the physical education teachers who are great are qualified.
The man in sunglasses turned into a ram, stepped forward and gored the actor with his horns.
At this time, the little fat man had time to escape.
At this moment, the guards outside heard the news and came over.
Everyone stabbed the actor with a fork.
“Damn it, it was just a hair’s breadth!” the actor said angrily, “If I hadn’t wanted to capture you alive and bring the real dragon to the court, I wouldn’t have lost!”
Everyone listened. At this point, I couldn't help but be speechless.
"Why do you mean the same thing as Jing Ke?" the physical education teacher said.
"It seems that you are a soldier sent by the emperor to die. Is it strange that your business level is like this?" the little fat man said in disbelief.
"Hmph, do you really think there are so many powerful assassins in the world? They are so powerful that they can fly over walls and walls? Then why should I be a dead soldier?" the actor said angrily.
"Then you haven't been scientifically trained? Are you trained on how to assassinate people?" The little fat man then asked.
"Training? It means pretending to be an actor, and then killing with a knife and poisoning." The actor continued.
The little fat man knows.
He was able to survive this time simply because the actor was required to have too many goals.
If the other party really wanted him to die, he would have died long ago, including running around the table just now.
If the actor really wants to kill him, he can throw a dagger at him and there is a good chance of killing him.
In the final analysis, it is the people above who seek death.
He also wanted the actor to catch him and snatch the real dragon away.
And he wanted the actor to kill him when it was impossible.
In short, there are too many goals stipulated, leaving the actor at a loss as to what to do.
I couldn’t complete the last goal...
This kind of thing is too common.
At this moment, the little fat man suddenly said: "Why do you want to serve the court?"
"What are the benefits of being a dead soldier?"
He wanted to know this.
After all, he has never experienced such a thing as an actor becoming a dead soldier.
He does know that many modern agents have been trained and are not afraid of death.
When performing special tasks, you basically have a narrow escape from death. Even if you take the initiative to commit suicide, you can't be caught and leak the secret.
And what about the dead warriors of the ancients?
“Humph, the imperial court adopted me. My family all starved to death, and only my sister and I were left.”
“My sister married the imperial administrator as a concubine, and I "Be a dead man."
"It's sad..." The little fat man then patiently taught the dead man a whole night's lectures, starting with landlords, nobles, imperial examinations, and then the court, administrators, and emperors... …
Let the dead man understand that his tragedy actually came from the imperial court.
“You usually work hard in farming and have endless labors, which provide the court with a lot of labor value. However, during natural disasters, they don’t care about your life or death at all.”
"This is dereliction of duty and failure to abide by the contract."
"The original purpose of the establishment of the imperial court was also based on a contract: the imperial court was supported by everyone, and then established uniform teams and public management institutions to provide Safety and various basic guarantees.”
“If you can’t do this and only draw blood from everyone without giving back to anyone, then this contract should not be established.”
"People do not rely on the imperial court to survive, but the imperial court only relies on drawing blood from cities, towns, and villages to survive."
After hearing this, the dead man suddenly realized. "I'm so stupid, really. I actually thought they were my saviors. Now it seems that they only gave me a little something, but in fact they took my things to buy my life."
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"You are right, the essence of the dead soldiers trained by this kind of feudal court is that they use your money to buy your lives. But the funny thing is that they often can't even do this kind of thing well. "
"Because their greed is infinite, they will drain the people until they cannot bear any natural disasters, until their families are destroyed," the little fat man shook his head.
"I understand, I will follow you, I will overthrow this court!" the actor said seriously.
“Very good.”
Then, the next day passed.
To show his trust, the little fat man went out in a carriage with the actor.
The actor kidnapped the little fat boy...
Even the carriage was taken away.
“…”
Everyone had nothing to say.
Wen Rensheng smiled.
The most common mistake this time traveler makes is to be self-righteous and think that words can convince everyone.
"Why?"
"Don't you understand everything?"
"Yes, I understand, I also want to taste the feeling of oppressing others, unlimited greed, anyway You also said that these people will only rebel when they are oppressed to a certain extent."
"I will have to work hard to surrender to you, but if I capture you and present it to the court, I will have a high chance of becoming a marquis. I will become a distinguished person in your mouth." The actor laughed.
"Fool, you are someone who has come into contact with the real dragon. In order for the real dragon to leave no hidden dangers, the emperor will definitely execute you. On the contrary, I can still live because he wants to ensure that I continue to summon and drive Real dragon." The little fat man shook his head.
"It's impossible. If the court does this, who will serve them in the future?" the actor shook his head.
"Hahaha, I laugh at you for not having read the stories of Yue Fei and Yu Qian. Once you have read them, you will know that people always take chances. Of course, many people will choose to betray the imperial court, but the imperial court does not care. "
"Besides, the court can find many problems in you, and a censor can kill you if he impeaches you." The little fat man shook his head.
The actor was silent.
He found that he still thought less.
At this moment, the carriage was slowing down.
But after thinking about it, he still sent a signal.
At this moment, the guards behind were also chasing after him.
After all, the things the little fat guy did still won a lot of hearts.
There are many ungrateful people in this world, but you can never deny that there are those who repay kindness.
The little fat man is a modern person after all. The most basic moral standards of modern people are still very good in ancient times.
To put it simply, modern people basically don’t eat humans...
This would exceed the moral standards of half of the ancient people.
In ancient villages, during times of famine, it was normal for strange men to seek refuge in the village and be eaten as meat.
Those guards are the poor people in the villages, towns, and cities who were saved by the little fat man.
Some people are simply people who were wrongly accused in prison and were inexplicably dragged to take the blame.
I was running a small business on the street, but when I saw it was a strange face from out of town, I was arrested and charged.
Actually, he is just a young man from the village who went to the city to sell vegetables on his first day.
It can be said that according to the ancient standards of case settlement, at least half of the people in the prison were simply wronged.
This ratio is still in the prosperous times, not to mention the troubled times.
The guards were chasing after him.
"King, call the dragon!"
A guard shouted.
The little fat man just thought of this.
"Don't move, I'll kill you if you move!" the actor said harshly.
"Damn, ungrateful, how can you be such a bottomless person."
"Don't worry, when you die or are imprisoned, I will burn incense for you, four times a year." The actor laughed.
"Asshole, if I enter the court, I will be the first to ask the court to kill you!"
"If I don't kill you, I won't let the real dragon bring wind and rain to the court, you Who do you think the emperor will believe?" the little fat man said harshly.
The actor suddenly frowned.
The threat from the other party is very powerful.
At this time.
The guards caught up.
The five animals also caught up.
"Damn guy, ungrateful guy, I hate it the most!" The physical education teacher turned into a scalper and began to rush towards the actor.
It was already covered with simple cowhide armor.
Iron armor is not useless, but it is difficult to modify.
You can only use leather armor to hold it up first.
At this time.
The other three deceased also caught up.
A group of people immediately started fighting.
The final result was that the actors were defeated.
If there are more people than there are fewer, it is easier to win if there are more people.
"Damn actor, you betrayed me, I'm going to execute you!" The little fat man had just been betrayed by the other party and was very angry.
The actor looked at him and then smiled: "Haha, kill me."
"But before I die, I still want to say something. In fact, I want to save you."
"You can't be the opponent of the imperial court."
"Damn it, if you are If you want to save me, why don't you tell me?" The little fat man hesitated.
Wen Rensheng laughed again when he saw this.
This guy is ridiculous.
He is just a fool and believes what others say.
"Of course because I know that you won't believe what I said, so I had to take you away."
"In that case, why did you call the other three out?"< br>
"That's to let them block other people." The actor continued.
The little fat man hesitated.
Then he ordered: "Lock him up."
He still didn't want to bear the moral burden of accidentally killing a good man.
Especially a person who is likely to be good to himself.
However, seeing him do this, the actor couldn't help but be stunned.
It can be seen that he just said it casually.
In fact, I have long given up hope of living.
However, he never expected that the other party did not actually order his killing.
If it had been any other hero, he would have been dragged down and skinned long ago, and it would have been even worse.
He saw the cruel methods of those superiors.
Don’t say you have committed treachery. As long as you have had contact and interaction with suspicious persons and failed to report the information, you will be executed.
However, is this guy really as soft-hearted as Liu Bei during the Three Kingdoms?
But having said that, Liu Bei was just benevolent and did not massacre the city, but his methods were just as tough and his temper was strong, which was not the same as hesitation.
Typically, once you gain an advantage, you won't let others interfere when it comes to attacking Soochow.
Don’t listen to others when marching.
And Liu Bei also killed one or two people who shouldn't be killed. Even if you are Lanhua, if you block his hall, you will still be eradicated.
This is completely different from Little Fatty.
The little fat man obviously didn’t want to kill indiscriminately.
This really touched the actor.
He felt in his heart that he was treated as a person, not a tool.
Even if you gain glory and wealth, you are still a tool in the hands of the emperor.
And it is impossible to get such respect.
Thinking of this, he suddenly knelt down on his knees:
“I have been wandering for half my life, and I have not yet met my master. If I don’t give up, I would like to be my adopted father!”
"Uh..." The little fat man never expected to encounter such a famous scene.
(End of this chapter)