Chapter 511: Don’t Provoke the Tiger Fool
“General Zhao has been mediocre since he attacked the Japanese. I felt that he was a little uninterested, so I just used the method of provoking the general.”
In the imperial tent, Su Chen put down a few documents, then looked at only the first half of the map in front of him with his hands behind his hands.
The area of Yunguo Island is much larger than that of Shikoku Island. The first half of the terrain was outlined from a distance by scouts running around on the sea in the past few days.
The terrain in the central and eastern parts is still being mapped. Zhao Yun and Lu Bu's cavalry lost contact. Su Chen felt a little regretful. That day, he said that the Japanese were comparing their names to themselves.
Now that Su Chen thought about it carefully, he felt that it was a little too much. After all, people at that time still paid great attention to reputation.
"Hmph, if it were me, I wouldn't be provoked by your majesty."
Dian Wei crossed his hands and hugged his chest. Beside the standing desk, Jia was a few steps away. Xu glanced at him: "General Dian, please stop saying a few words."
"That's because no Japanese pirates have taken your name. After all, it's unlucky!" Xu Chu's angry voice came from outside the tent.
“Zhongkang, are you itchy?”
Dian Wei squeezed his fingers, and his knuckles made a series of crunching sounds. He replied in a vicious voice in the tent, and walked towards the curtain. Jia Xu wanted to step forward to persuade him, but Dian Wei pushed him away.
The team of Tang soldiers who had walked not far away stopped and turned around: "What the hell are you calling for taking a piss?!"
"There is a man lying in the grass!"
At this time, outside the tent, Xu Chu turned around and looked at the figure who had disturbed his gaze with Dian Wei. It was Wu Zixun, the martial arts attendant, who was walking over with a slight bow and a cup of soup.
“It’s Wu Changshi!”
Su Chen returned to his seat and discussed with Jia Xu again the next step of using large-scale troops against Yun State while waiting for news from Lu and Zhao.
Su Chen and Jia Xu, who was about to roll up his sleeves and go out to break up the fight, looked at each other, and then they both laughed. It seemed that they were overthinking this.
"The camp number..." Xu Chu repeated, this is what he is like, unless the emperor gives permission, no one else can report it, and no one can enter it into the account, even if he is someone who often walks around Su Chen. .
“You two have thought it through!”
However, when Dian Wei opened the curtain, he saw Xu Chu with the same look, glaring at him outside the tent, and kept glaring... ...Keep staring...
"Zhongkang, don't go to such trouble. Wu Changshi doesn't need to report his camp number." In the tent, Su Chen was talking to Jia Xu when he heard Xu Chu's dull voice outside and Dian Wei next to him sneered: "Take it out on Wu Changshi." "
"Your Majesty, Lieutenant, this is our private duel!"
In his eyes, Su Chen, who was sitting opposite him, picked up the bowl——
Xu Chu was holding a tiger-head knife and looked at Wu Zixun who was walking in front of him and was about to go in. It was probably because the other party suddenly came over just now that he lost the fight with Dian Wei, and he was still feeling depressed. gas.
……
After all, Dian Wei and Xu Chu were both members of the Wei army for a long time, so they could not be so impulsive.
Dian Wei grinned so much that he patted Xu Chu on the shoulder with swollen cheeks. He turned back to the imperial tent and saw Su Chen and Jia Xu standing there in astonishment, their beards and beards covered with hair. He smiled widely and spread his hands in embarrassment.
"Inform your majesty quickly!"
Su Chen stopped talking and called to the tent: "Let Mr. Wu come in."
The other party only wore one suit. Wearing clothes and pants, bare feet.
In the royal tent.
At this time, a figure came from outside, bowed slightly, and held tea. Xu Chu glanced subconsciously and looked away.
Hearing the emperor's words in the tent, Xu Chu did not continue to be embarrassed. After all, Wu Zixun had been with him and Dian Wei for a long time, and he was still somewhat friendly.
This private duel method is quite innovative...
"Zhong Kang, you lose. When you go back, bring over the two jars of good wine hidden in your house!"
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Su Chen picked up the soup and put it to his mouth. Suddenly he thought of something, put it down again, and looked at Jia Xu.
Here Wu Zixun smiled, opened the curtain, and went in with the soup. From the corner of his eye, he secretly looked at the furnishings in the tent. When he approached the long case, he saw the sideways gaze of an old man next to him. The one with his feet brought the soup on the wooden plate to the table.
The soldier pointed at the grass, then pulled out his knife and rushed over. When others rushed over, he had already dragged the figure out of the grass.
"Today's camp number!"
The two of them remained motionless, without even blinking.
Outside the tent, in several adjacent clerical tents, clerks holding pens were busy transcribing and summarizing information from various places.
Wu Zixun, who walked to the tent, stopped, opened his mouth, raised his face and showed a flattering smile to Xu Chu.
Seeing that he was so angry, Su Chen waved Jia Xu aside, fearing that the two would fight outside the tent, so he immediately shouted to stop him.
After saying that, he left the team, hurriedly walked to the grass, leaned the long soldier against the fence, untied his belt, lifted up his skirt, pulled down his trousers, and then released the water. At that moment, he said "ouch", took two steps back quickly, and pulled up his pants in a panic.
"General Seki, send someone over immediately. We haven't contacted him for several days. If we contact him, let him stop Takeda Shingen's main force in front."
All around, the soldiers of the Tiger Guard camp tilted their heads and looked over, leaning on their long halberds.
The moment they saw the fainting figure on the ground, the expressions of these Tang soldiers suddenly changed, the atmosphere became tense, and someone shouted.
......
When the other person reached out to grab the curtain door, Xu Chu's narrow eyes flashed across the corners of his eyes, he spoke in a low voice, and raised his hand to block the other person.
Behind the tent, another patrol of Tang soldiers passed by. When passing through the grass next to the fence, the last soldier in the team suddenly stopped and shouted to the comrades in front: "You go first, I will release the water!" ”
After all, what happened back then was a thorn in his heart. Xu Chu's unthinking words were spoken directly, which was somewhat hurtful.
"General Dian!",
As he spoke, Wu Zixun's eyes darkened when he saw Su Chen put down the bowl. He took half a step forward and put the bowl of soup to Su Chen's hand. He pushed it and motioned for him to drink it while it was hot.
"What's wrong today? I went out for a trip, and it's weird when I come back."
Su Chen picked up the bowl again with a smile, and Jia Xu, who was stroking his beard on the side, looked at Wu Zixun, right here At that moment, beside Su Chen, Dian Wei suddenly stretched out his hand to stop the bowl in Su Chen's hand. His eyes were gloomy and his voice was low.
"Your Majesty, let Wu Changshi take a sip first."
As a general who guards the emperor all the year round, Dian Wei sees almost all the movements in the tent. When Wu Zixun came in, he did not He was more concerned, but the look in the other person's eyes when he saw Su Chen put down the soup bowl just now made him suspicious.
"Let him drink?"
Su Chen was stunned at first. After all, the Wu Zixun in front of him was not only a friend for many years, but also someone who had served him for many years. Basically, he never thought of doubting him.
However, when he heard Dian Wei's words, he naturally understood what the Chinese army veteran meant.
Immediately, he put down the bowl, looked at Wu Zixun with a flattering smile on the other side of the long desk, and pushed the bowl back.
"Wu Changshi, don't blame General Dian. He is just cautious. Regarding my safety, I will listen to him. You, if you want to clear away the suspicion, take a sip first."
Wu Zixun said nothing, but glanced at the tall and burly Dian Wei, with an expression that seemed to say: Watch out for you!
Immediately, without any hesitation, I picked up the soup bowl and poured it into my mouth.
The next moment.
Footsteps came hurriedly outside. Before anyone arrived, the voice came first: "Your Majesty, Wu Changshi was knocked unconscious in the grass!" Wu Zixun?
The slender eyes of Xu Chu, who was stuck at the door of the tent, suddenly widened, and he turned around to lift the curtain. Jia Xu, Su Chen and Dian Wei in the tent all looked at each other.
The soup bowl is put down.
Wu Zixun’s cheeks were bulging across the long desk, and then, a ball of water mist spurted out of his mouth.
"Your Majesty, be careful!"
The moment the water vapor filled the air, Dian Wei grabbed Su Chen's shoulder, and grabbed Jia Xu's shoulder with his other hand, dragging the two of them behind. Then, he stepped forward and turned around, While facing the 'Wu Zixun' with his back, he blocked the water mist that came over him.
Also blocked was a short thorn stabbed by the opponent through the water mist.
"Japanese pirates!"
The iron armor on Dian Wei's back was pierced directly, and the sharp short thorns pierced his flesh. The giant man roared like a roaring tiger. The tent shook violently, he turned around and waved his arm, punching out a semicircle.
Boom!
The fist hit the opponent's weapon and also hit the opponent's wrist. The latter flew back in the mist, obviously also shocked by the ferocity of the guards and generals beside Emperor Xia.
As 'Wu Zixun' retreated, the curtain opened, and the first thing that came in was a huge foot, kicking directly towards his back.
But there was no sound of flesh, muscles and bones kicking. The assassin's back was as slippery as a loach. He staggered Xu Chu's soles and stabbed backward with his backhand.
The curtain moved, and Xu Chu pinched the opponent's short soldier directly through the curtain, pulled him forward, and punched out angrily with his other hand.
Bang!
The figure cut through the mist and flew out like a cannonball. The bullets rolled out twice on the ground. A halberd slashed down angrily. The assassin ejected again, kicking his feet on the roof of the tent. , fell to the position where the map was hung in the tent, and half-knelt down.
"Surround the imperial tent!" Xu Chu pulled out a tiger-headed sword from behind and guarded the tent entrance, shouting.
There was a sudden sound of heavy footsteps outside, quickly spreading around the tent.
In the tent, Dian Wei's two-hand halberd stood in front of Su Chen and Jia Xu, like a wall of copper and iron, blocking all the assassins' routes.
As a person from the late Han Dynasty, even if he was a civil servant, Jia Xu had martial arts skills. When he met an assassin, he also drew the Han sword at his waist without any timid expression on his face.
“Ninja?”
Su Chen first learned from Liang Guyuan that there were assassins of this type on the Japanese island. They were elusive and difficult to resist.
After landing on Tsushima Island, I also saw words similar to ninja. Naturally, I was full of curiosity about the magical portrayal of ninjas in later generations.
Unfortunately, when he arrived on Tsushima Island, Qin Qiong and the others only left some corpses of war ninjas, and some weapons such as scythes, kunai, and ninja swords.
"You guys really know how to choose the right time, and you actually look like Wu Zixun."
Curious, curious, Su Chen felt extremely uncomfortable when he thought that the other party could actually look like Wu Zixun.
If you can put on makeup to look like Wu Zixun today, you can pretend to be me tomorrow.
Such a thing must not happen.
Thoughts flashed by, and the ‘Wu Zixun’ who landed over there gradually appeared in everyone’s sight, and his appearance changed again.
Under the loose bun, Wu Zixun's face gradually became distorted.
Then he vomited out a few round pieces, and his face suddenly collapsed. From the familiar faces of Su Chen and others, he turned into a somewhat frivolous and cynical young man.
The other party rubbed his face with his hands again, wiped off some powder, and became a completely different person. He immediately took off his boots, stood on the ground barefoot, and his figure became a bit shorter. .
“No wonder, I thought Wu Zixun walked weird before.” Xu Chu looked at the discarded boots, and the wood for the feet fell out of them. He thought that the walking posture of the other party just now was a little different from the past, and he suddenly realized .
“Kill him.”
Here, Su Chen put away his thoughts. In a short period of time, he watched the other party change his appearance and height, and the murderous intention in his heart became more determined. He held the Xia Wang Sword and issued the word "kill" in a cold voice. .
Dian Wei waved: "Xu Chu, come on!"
As a personal bodyguard general, he cannot take a few steps away from Su Chen at will, let alone a Japanese assassin, Xu Chu can do it alone Enough.
“I want you to talk more!”
Xu Chuweng replied angrily, but his steps were not slow. As his voice fell, his fat and strong body pushed over like a chariot, laying down along the way. The folding stools on the ground were kicked away by the outstretched feet, or were trampled to pieces.
At this moment, Sarutobi Sasuke didn't dare to confront this chariot-like advancing force. He turned around and pounced, directly smashing through the fabric of the big tent behind him. What greeted him were several long halberds stabbed at him.
Boom!
He swung his kunai and hit the halberd closest to him, then rolled on the spot, and the other halberds poked down the ground where he was rolling.
In an instant, small holes were poked out one after another on the ground.
The surrounding Tiger Guard soldiers began to rush over. Sarutobi Sasuke, who was rolling on the ground, flew up and kicked the chest of the Xia soldiers who were surrounding him. When Xu Chu tore open the tent and rushed out, he heard "pop" There was a sound of stepping on the iron, and the Japanese assassin stepped on the breastplates of a group of Tiger Guard soldiers, ran out for more than ten steps, and wanted to fly towards the fence in the distance.
"Where to go!"
There was a sudden roar, and in mid-air, a figure wearing a white robe and black embroidered clothes came across, shining at Sarutobi Sasuke who was flying into the air. A sword.
There was a thunder in the sky instantly.
Boom!
Pei Min, the commander of the Embroidery Department, struck down with all his strength with his sword. The short sword thrust out by Sarutobi Sasuke shattered into pieces as soon as it came into contact with the opponent's sword.
While the blast of air knocked him down from mid-air, Xu Chu stepped on the ground, carrying countless mud debris, and rushed towards him.
"Pei Min, he is mine!"
The chariot-like figure directly hit the soldiers of the Tiger Guard Camp blocking the road, and grabbed the Japanese who fell in the air. He flipped in mid-air and put a foot on Xu Chu's shoulder. However, the force of Xu Chu's impact at this time, even without a knife or hands, the terrifying body was powerful enough to crush people.
The moment the soles of his feet stepped on Xu Chu's shoulders, Sarutobi Sasuke seemed to pause in mid-air. In this short moment, his figure flew backwards with a bang and was pushed back towards Pei Min. Pei Min did not move. After falling to the ground, he just held the ancient sword in his hand and held it behind his back, and made a fierce big hand seal at the flying Japanese.
Bang!
The force of the palm was impressed on the opponent's back, and the palm was placed and grasped along the opponent's spine, as if to remove the force of the opponent's impact.
Then he pushed the person out again.
In mid-air, Sasuke Sarutobi had a shit-eating expression on his face. He had never been as embarrassed as he was today, being pushed around like a ball in the air.
Just as he was flying towards the big fat man on the opposite side, he took action quickly, his hands and feet crackling on the opponent's thick flesh like a violent storm, constantly changing attacks, using palms, fists, fingers...basically everything he could use, With a crazy output, he used the opponent's arm to fly up into the air again.
The next moment.
He tightened his ankles and lowered his head to look down. He saw the fat figure who had been punched and kicked countless times. He had a sinister smile on his lips and said something in Chinese that he could not understand.
“You want to leave after the fight?”
What?
Sarutobi Sasuke had no time to react and disappeared into the air, leaving only a few hairs falling slowly.
With a loud bang, Xu Chu pinched his ankles and smashed a human figure on the ground.
Immediately, it was dragged out again and pulled into the air again.
Xu Chu grabbed one of Sarutobi Sasuke's legs with one arm, and with the other's horrified screams, he flew through the air and hit the ground on the other side with a bang.
The eyelids of the surrounding Tiger Guard soldiers trembled.
(End of this chapter)