Chapter 662: Catch them all in one fell swoop [two-in-one]

Chapter 662: Catch them all in one fell swoop [two-in-one]

Fang Che laughed and said, "You are an old bird now. When you are old, you will stay in the nest and wait for the little birds to be filial."

Fang Yunzheng was even more dissatisfied: "You mean I'm old?"

"..."

Fang Che found that his father was a little more relaxed now that he was familiar with him, and he actually started to lose his temper?
He lowered his head and said: "You are getting along well with my mother now, and your temper is almost the same."

Fang Yunzheng said angrily: "Are you saying that I look like a woman?"

Fang Che: "..."

Raising his hands in surrender: "I was wrong."

"Where did you go wrong?"

"I was wrong about everything."

"...Let's get down to business, where are the things?" Fang Yunzheng said unceremoniously.

Fang Che took out a small pile of resources and gave them to Fang Yunzheng, and then gave some unimportant things to his father: "It's for the children of the family. It's up to you to take out a small amount every once in a while, so they don't get used to it."

"I don't understand this worldly thing as well as you do, how do you know the difference between friendship and friendship?" Fang Yunzheng rolled his eyes.

"I'll leave you ten jars of this wine." Fang Che turned a deaf ear and continued to take things out.

"Ten altars again!" Fang Yunzheng was very forceful. He cares about this very much, because this is the only one that belongs to him.

Fang Che rolled his eyes and had no choice but to take pictures of the ten altars again.

"That's almost it..." Fang Che stretched.

"That's quite a lot." Fang Yunzheng was very pleased.

Then he asked: "Then Qiongxiao flower, can you get one back?"

"How can it be just one flower? But one flower is enough for my mother."

"Leave a few more for me." Fang Yun was thinking, some old brothers' families also need them.

"That won't work!"

Fang Che refused: "If others want a few more flowers, then that's it. But I can't do that!"

Fang Yunzheng was furious: "You bastard, who do you think I am? I haven't seen anyone for three thousand years, and you are still worried that I am messing around?"

"Then maybe there is still an old lover... Anyway, it just doesn't work!"

Fang Che muttered, but his attitude was firm.

Fang Yunzheng was furious, but there was nothing he could do.

"I'm so angry! I really gave it to my brothers!!" Fang Laoliu foamed at the mouth and swore.

But Fang Che gritted his teeth. If it didn't work, it wouldn't work.

"You don't even believe in your father's character?" Fang Laoliu was anxious.

"I won't give it to you even if it's rotten in my hands! You should give up on this idea!"

Fang Che didn't care who he was giving it to, he was determined to do it anyway.

"If you use this to seduce a baby girl for me, I won't even have time to cry. There is another one in Wanli. There is no need to discuss this matter. You actually want to get things from your son to pick up girls... How can you Do you want me to tell my mother?"

Fang Che had eaten the weight. Don't give Lao Deng the slightest chance to mess with women. Qiongxiao flower is a powerful weapon to seduce women, so you have to guard against it. Who knows how many confidantes this old guy has had over the years? Even if you don’t have one, you still have to be on guard!

hero? No matter how heroic he is!
Fang Laoliu was so angry that his stomach was going to explode. He gritted his teeth and became furious, and then he had to give up.

Then the father and son chatted for a while.

"Dad, when you were among the brothers, what did everyone call you? Do you have a nickname?"

Fang Che was suddenly curious about this question.

Because as they spent more time together, he gradually felt that his father's temper was more or less... strange. In this case, there must have been a lot of embarrassments at the beginning.

Fang Yun's face turned dark: "No!"

"Really not?!" Fang Che asked.

"Really not!!" Fang Laoliu said firmly.

"Then I really don't believe it."

Fang Che said.

"hehe……"

"hehe……"

"Then tell me about the time you jumped into the manure pit to dig ginseng." Fang Che asked without fear of death.

"hehe……"

Fang Laoliu took out his belt with a smile.

"I was wrong……"

Fang Che quickly gave in and raised his hands in surrender: "I won't ask anymore."

"I have a filial son like you. It's only natural that I should be comatose for three thousand years!"

Fang Laoliu gritted his teeth: "God damn it!"

"Hehe... You picked up a son for nothing, but you took advantage of it." Fang Che felt bad as soon as he said it.

"Nonsense? What is picking up for free? This is all the hard work of labor and management..."

Fang Laoliu was really going to explode: "Are you determined to seek death today?"

"I was wrong!"

After the father and son faced off for a while, Fang Yunzheng sighed dejectedly and took the lead in changing the topic: "...I will help you analyze the situation."

When the conversation started to be serious, Fang Che also became serious: "Okay."

After chatting for a while, I saw that the night was getting darker.

We’ve almost finished chatting.

Fang Yunzheng reminded: "You must protect Yemeng carefully. With you... Yemeng is getting more and more dangerous."

"I have arranged for her to enter the southeast headquarters."

"Not enough, far from enough."

Fang Yunzheng reminded solemnly.

"clear."

Fang Che's heart also sank a little.

It is already Yinshi.

"You won't sleep tonight?"

"I won't sleep anymore. I'll chat with you for a while. You'll leave at dawn..."

Fang Yunzheng was a little reluctant to give up. Although this guy is angry with himself in front of him, but... he really can't bear it.

Fang Che was silent for a while and said: "You and my mother are both young now. Let's see when we have another child. I really want to have a younger brother and sister."

Fang Yunzheng smiled lightly: "Am I still young?"

"You know what I mean."

Fang Che said seriously: "I mean it!"

"don't want!"

Fang Yunzheng said firmly: "If you die, our family will be extinct!"

Fang Che's heart trembled.

After a moment of silence, he smiled softly and said, "I may not die."

The night is dark.

The lanterns exploded slightly.

At the end of Yin Shi.

Fang Che stood up and said softly: "It's time for me to leave. Although there are traces of this trip, I came back secretly."

"I see."

Fang Yunzheng nodded, smiled easily, and patted Fang Che on the shoulder: "Outside, just relax and do everything with all your strength. Don't think about things all day long."

"As long as I'm at home, even if the Solipsistic Orthodox Church comes, it won't be a problem if I hug your mother and run for my life."

Fang Yunzheng said calmly: "I am an indestructible mountain!"

Fang Che smiled: "I understand. If you came home a few years ago, I could be a second generation in peace. You think it would be great and comfortable."

Fang Yunzheng smiled and said, "Can it be more fun than now?"

Fang Che suddenly laughed: "That is indeed not as fun and enjoyable as it is now."

The father and son described walking on a tightrope over a ten thousand-foot cliff and going back and forth in front of the Yama Gate as fun and enjoyable.

And they all look like it’s really fun.

I have to say that this mentality is incredible.

"It's late at night. I won't say goodbye to my mother. There is also a trap arranged there. If I go back late, I'm afraid all the fish will run away."

Fang Che knelt down and said, "Take care, you two! Use that divine power as soon as possible."

Fang Yunzheng accepted his son's kneeling, and said solemnly: "I'm very happy, I'm very proud!"

Fang Che stood up.

The father and son smiled at each other.

The soundproof barrier is lifted and the windows open silently.

It was dark outside the window.

Fang Che's body floated out like a puff of smoke. It folded in the air and soared into the sky.

Leave without looking back.

Fang Yun was looking at the wide open window, the fresh wind blowing in, his eyes far away.

"I can't have another child... The job Cheer is doing now doesn't tolerate any fluctuations in mood..."

"If you are really unlucky... then the Fang family will really be in trouble. Son! Your father and I will never hold you back in the slightest!"

After gently blowing out the oil lamp, Fang Yunzheng returned to the bedroom and lay down gently.

Fang Qianyi, who had been sleeping soundly, suddenly asked softly: "Is Archer gone?"

"Just left...you didn't sleep?"

Fang Qianyi said nothing, snuggled into her husband's arms, remained silent for a long time, and sighed softly: "How can I sleep... That's my son."

…

Fang Che walked through the wind and left home this time. Somehow, he felt much more relaxed than before.

There is also a lot less fear and worry about the future.

"You, I, are an indestructible mountain!"

These words made Fang Che feel that there was really a mountain behind him.

Towering and indestructible!
This made him feel calmer and more peaceful.

Flying through the air, the journey is as fast as lightning.

Lu Sihai's escort team was quickly found.

I saw that there were lights shining in the boarding place, and there were a lot of voices laughing and talking inside.

Is this... drinking? Tsk, these people are indeed very elegant.

"Sure enough, they are here. I guessed it right. These guys couldn't hold their breath after hearing what happened to Qian Shanfeng." Fang Che chuckled in his heart and landed directly in front of the drinking hall.

As soon as I pushed the door, it opened.

Fang Che smiled and took a quick look, oh, there are really a lot of people there.

Except for Lu Sihai and a few escort heads, the rest of the room was not from the escort agency. Fang Che's eyes suddenly shot out with a dazzling golden light.

The light of gold!

These are all the food money of Nirvana Martial Academy!
Inside, they were talking loudly and drinking happily.

Fang Tu said that he would not come back tonight and would only come back tomorrow afternoon.

It's rare for heroes from all over the world to gather together like this, so everyone drinks freely. They don't mention any grudges they usually have here, and just discuss the outcome over wine.

Everyone is massive, and they are all warriors. It is impossible to get drunk. What we want is this atmosphere.

And this experience is the only one in my life.

This is drinking in Fang Tu's escort team. This is something I can brag about for the rest of my life.

Although Fang Tu is not here...

And this time I came to find out clearly that Qian Shanfeng was really tricked to death by everyone. Fang Tu had no intention of taking action against everyone... so I felt happier.

Just when everyone's enthusiasm was high...the door was pushed open with a bang.

A cold wind roared in.

The hot and cold shock caused many people to shiver.

Some were so angry that they almost cursed.

On such a cold day, when you push the door open, all the heat inside the door is gone.

But everyone suddenly noticed that Lu Sihai, who was sitting in the upper seat facing the door, suddenly had a strange look on his face. The hand holding the wine bowl actually trembled, half of the wine spilled out, and then he stood up suddenly.

This stunned look made everyone suddenly feel like... a ghost.

All the mountain kings were stunned for a moment, and then turned around to look.

I saw a young man in black standing at the door.

The gold star on the collar is shining, the swords are crossed on the cuffs, the face is handsome, the figure is tall, and he is covered with a black cloak.

Under the snow light, it glowed faintly with a bright and blurry light.

Just looking at this outfit made everyone sober.

Then my heart trembled, and the other half woke up from the wine.

Some even trembled a little and their teeth chattered up and down.

Everyone was stunned, and suddenly there was silence!

The young man in black walked in, closed the door calmly, and said with a smile: "Mr. Lu, escort boss, it's so lively tonight."

Just take a step forward.

This act of calmly closing the door was normal, but now it made everyone feel like "closing the door and beating the dog".

I couldn't help but feel drunk again and felt a little dizzy.

The king with the highest status turned pale and asked Lu Sihai in a low voice with hope: "Brother Lu Lu Lu... this is..."

But Lu Sihai stood up in panic and clasped his fists: "Captain Fang, why are you back so early?"

Captain Fang!
These three words were like a golden thunder hitting the top of my head.

Suddenly the whole hall was in chaos.

No one dares to run away, and no one dares to move.

But there are quite a few people who can't control their bodies, can't stand, stagger around, kneel down, or sit on the ground. The chair I was sitting on was shaking and rattling...

Dangdangdang, a few wine glasses were broken.

The bodies of several people drinking at the table with Lu Sihai were also completely stiff.

In his eyes, a look of despair appeared involuntarily. It’s over!

It's all over!
Fang Tu came back unexpectedly, and he was blocked!

Now I really jumped into the gate of hell.

Many people feel regretful in their hearts within a second: When can I not drink this thank you wine? March is both a month, so why does it have to be today? It's just that he died in Qianshanfeng. Why are you anxious?

Among them, there were five or six people who came later and even wanted to cry without tears.

These guys were drinking here. I didn’t come at first, but these guys kept urging me not to miss this opportunity to show off for a lifetime...

So I came as soon as I was tempted.

I rushed over after they had been drinking for a while... but... you call this a good thing? !
What a deep hatred, you tricked me like this and it just happened to be in Fang Tu’s hands!
I really believed in the evil of your eighteenth generation ancestors! A chance to show off for a lifetime? This is a damn good opportunity to enter Huangquan Road, and it’s all neat and tidy.

The last one to come is almost the same as Fang Che.

At this moment, holding the first glass of wine that I haven't had a chance to drink, I feel like crying but without tears.

Why the hell am I here to drink a bowl of guillotine wine? The labor and management are hurrying up, working hard all the way, are they afraid of wasting their own time?

Looking at the trembling crowd in the hall, looking at Lu Sihai who looked desperate and pleading.

Fang Che smiled slightly.

He had already made a plan, why did he come back early? This is a game. Isn't it just to block these guys?
But he is in a good mood now, full of family warmth; and Lu Sihai is a nice person, and the robbers... are really endless.

After killing one group, another group will pop up.

It's better to follow the established plan.

So he walked forward with a smile: "Mr. Lu, this is not interesting enough. He is drinking behind my back. Why, you don't have a seat for me?"

"Yes, yes!"

Lu Sihai quickly gave up his position.

Then his eyes signaled.

No need to signal.

All the thieves have already obediently given up their positions and made way for the passage.

Then Lu Sihai quickly ordered: "Remove the food from the table, clean it, and serve it again."

So everyone suddenly became waiters.

All kinds of diligence.

In an instant, it was all cleaned up. This made Fang Che feel very emotional. Everyone here is a good cleaner.

Fang Che sat down safely at Lu Sihai's seat and asked with a smile, "Who are these...who are they?"

Countless pleading eyes looked on Lu Sihai's face.

Lu Sihai coughed and said in a panic: "Master Fang, these are all my friends in the world. Well, friends in the world... know that I am resting here, so everyone... come to see me."

Fang Che laughed loudly: "Since we are Mr. Lu's friend, why are you so reserved? I, Fang Che, am not a high-ranking official... Look at how restrained you all are. Sit down, sit down! Serve the food!"

Everyone trembled and sat down carefully.

Feeling like sitting on pins and needles.

I don’t know what I am thinking in my heart, I just think: You are not a big official, but no matter how big an official we meet, we are not as nervous as when we meet you...

As the dishes and drinks came one after another, Lu Sihai felt too slow and took them out one by one from his space ring.

All the kings received the dishes diligently, arranged the dishes, and washed their hands with spiritual energy. They had respectful faces and correct attitudes. They worked hard to make their faces kind to prove that 'I am a good person.'

Those who have no time to work sit upright like mud tires in temples.

Even the most well-behaved primary school students cannot sit as straightly as they do when listening to lectures.

Each one of them just felt like they were dreaming.

I...I'm actually sitting at the same table drinking with Fang Tu today?
The aroma of wine overflows.

The aroma of the food is also gushing out.

Fang Che sat in the main seat, leaning on the chair with an extremely relaxed and lazy posture. He raised his eyes and said calmly: "Mr. Lu, escort chief, could you please be my assistant?"

Lu Sihai agreed repeatedly.

Quickly sit across from Fang Che.

He was like a mirror in his mind. Captain Fang must have figured out the identity of this group of people a long time ago, and he was just trying to save his face by not having an attack.

And the mountain kings present also knew it well.

If Captain Fang can't tell who I am, then he's not Captain Fang.

Fang Che sat upright, leaning loosely on the chair, looking at everyone with a half-smile.

His gentle eyes swept over everyone's face, and he turned to look at the other table.

Everyone sat upright and fell silent!

Those who are usually the most unruly are now showing their most well-behaved side in their lives. Captain Fang looked over and hurriedly showed a nervous and flattering smile.

Fang Che turned his eyes back, still leaning on the chair, and only stretched out one hand. The white, clean, slender and strong hand allowed everyone to see clearly.

Picking up a glass of wine, slowly spinning it in the palm of his hand, watching the wine swaying in the glass, Fang Che said calmly: "You have come a long way and it has been a hard journey. But when you get here, you are home."

The faces of all the kings turned even paler.

Are you home?
This is horrifying to say.

I...I really don't want to go home.

"It's a joke, but I know who you are. Since we have met, it's fate, so I don't have to pretend."

Fang Che looked at the wine in the glass and said calmly: "However, I personally think that occupying the mountain as the king and robbing families and homes is not a long-term solution. What do you think?"

"Yes, Captain Fang is right."

The person closest to Fang Che nodded quickly.

"Today, I told Mr. Lu, the bodyguard, that I would return after one night. But something unexpected happened and I came back early, so it was such a coincidence that I had the chance to meet you all."

Fang Che said calmly: "For the sake of Mr. Lu, I'm going to treat you all to a drink today."

He glanced at everyone's faces coldly, suddenly smiled and said: "Today, no killing!"

Today the five words "don't kill anyone" come out.

Suddenly everyone felt that their heads were still on their necks.

My heart dropped back to its original position with a thump in my throat.

There was actually a sinking feeling.

"Thank you, Mr. Fang, for not killing me! Thank you, Mr. Lu!"

Everyone was relieved.

"I said I won't kill people today, but I didn't say I won't kill people tomorrow and the day after tomorrow."

Fang Che said calmly.

Suddenly everyone's heart was raised again.

Captain Fang said: "Of course, someone else may be killed tomorrow and the day after tomorrow."

My heart thumped again.

Fang Che arranged for the person next to him: "I don't know what to call there are so many strange faces. Please help me, the king, introduce them all, so that I can become familiar with everyone. How about it?"

The man hurriedly stood up and bent down like a prawn: "It should be right."

Then he began to introduce Fang Che: "This is a certain mountain... This is a certain village..."

Lu Sihai was below, extremely grateful.

Because this job should have been his. But if he came to introduce it, he would have a big feud.

Following the introduction, whoever was introduced stood up and bowed, obediently. My heart was filled with screams of pain. If you sign up for Yamaguchi, then you really...can't run away.

Fang Che leaned on his chair and nodded slowly in greeting to everyone he introduced; his eyes with a hint of coldness rolled over and over on these people's faces.

An inexplicable faint murderous aura circulated back and forth in the hall.

Everyone was covered in cold sweat, crouching with their buttocks between their legs, nodding and bowing in a fawning manner.

Finally the introduction round is completed.

"I'm very happy to meet so many heroes today."

Fang Che smiled and said, "Now that our names are known, everyone has registered with me. Are you happy?"

Everyone cried and shouted in unison: "Happy!"

I'm so happy, you're the only one willing to register here...

"I haven't introduced myself yet."

Fang Che said.

Crowd: Do you still need an introduction?

Just listen to Fang Che slowly say: "But I think everyone should recognize me, right? My name is Fang Che. Everyone should remember that I don't like the name Fang Tu very much."

Everyone's heart trembled for a moment.

"Lord Fang is mighty!"

Fang Che laughed and said, "If you are not mighty, I still need your support."

No one said anything now.

Complete? How to make it happen?

Anyway, no one is willing to use themselves to achieve Master Fang's power.

"Since everyone knows each other by name, they will become acquaintances from now on. As for me, I have a problem. I am always willing to give life advice to my acquaintances."

Fang Che said happily: "Come on, everyone, after drinking this glass of wine, I will make a few requests and suggestions for you. Anyone who drinks the wine will consider it as agreeing to me."

Fang Che lazily raised his glass: "Everyone, cheers."

Suddenly everyone picked it up, tilted their necks, and drank it all.

No matter what the conditions are, I agree!
Captain Fang said, ‘Anyone who drinks, I think they have promised me,’ but he didn’t say what to do with those who don’t drink.

But do you need to talk about this kind of thing?
Isn’t the example of Qianshanfeng obvious enough? The old nest has been wiped out!
Seeing that everyone had finished drinking, Fang Che still leaned back on his chair with a sense of relaxation, slowly picked up the wine glass, took a sip, and then put it down.

But everyone felt that Captain Fang should do this! You gave us face.

If Captain Fang is drinking with us and still needs a toast...then this is probably the farewell drink.

"The first requirement is that there must be rules in doing business in the future. Those who deserve to be robbed and those who should not be robbed must be clearly distinguished and counted. As for what should be robbed and what should not be robbed, everyone can judge for themselves. But It’s not okay to be different from what I judged.”

Everyone listened with pale faces and bitter expressions.

"The second request is to be a good person in the future. Never be a person like Qian Shanfeng. Do you understand this sentence?"

"The third request is that you are all wealthy people, but in our southeastern headquarters, those who are poor now have to donate some rice and food when the rats enter the warehouse. So, since the rats have been donated, please help me. That’s right.”

"It doesn't require much. It only requires everyone to contribute half of their property. This request will be sent to the yard of the life and death squad of the Southeast Headquarters Inspection Department within half a month. From now on, it will be half every year. Time will be enough. How about this time?"

Fang Che smiled and said: "My acquaintances, these three requirements are not too much, right?"

"Not too much, not too much! It's so appropriate!"

Everyone expressed their opinions one after another.

As Captain Fang said, they have already registered with you, so who dares not to give it?

Is the whole family still alive? Are all the copycats still alive? We don’t want to be the second Qianshanfeng!

Fang Che smiled with satisfaction: "So, is this settled?"

"It's settled!"

"Well, I don't know how many good things there are in your copycats. So, you have the final say. But since we are acquaintances, if there is anyone who is cheating, you can tell me."

Fang Che grinned: "I will punish you gently."

"You will never dare to cheat!"

Everyone shouted together.

Fang Che nodded and said happily: "Thank you for your contribution to the Southeast Headquarters!"

Everyone said in unison: "It is our honor and obligation to contribute to the Southeast Headquarters!"

Lu Sihai almost spit out his words.

Captain Fang robbed so many robbers with just one glass of wine!

And it made everyone happy.

This level is really unmatched.

He also truly understood why Fang Che said that Qianshanfeng's matter went along with his wishes.

Because... just through this drink, Fang Che subdued all the robbers in this large area. Not only did the southeast headquarters gain more income, but the merchants and people on this road can basically sit back and relax in the future.

Quietly, he was stunned by a green forest.

Lu Sihai was deeply moved, and at the same time he felt that his IQ was not enough - he designed Qianshanfeng, and Captain Fang took advantage of him.

Where did these people come from? The news you spread yourself.

The news that Fang Tu was not in the camp for the time being was also spread by himself.

Lu Sihai was astonished by this method of drawing inferences from one instance to another.

I saw Fang Che raising his glass: "In that case, please cheers."

Everyone raised their heads together.

"Tonight is a great time for both guest and host."

Fang Che said: "I'm sitting here, everyone is restrained, Mr. Lu is the bodyguard."

"exist!"

"You entertain your acquaintances on my behalf."

Fang Che said: "I'm going back to rest first. I can go on the road later in the morning. You can make a list for me later, I'm afraid I'll forget it. For those who didn't come on this road, you can also give me a list. Since there is no Come, of course I will visit you when I have time."

Lu Sihai smiled bitterly: "Don't worry, Mr. Fang, I will discuss the list with you brothers later."

Fang Che gave him a meaningful look: "Then, you have to discuss it carefully."

Everyone stood up in unison: "Master Fang, why don't you have something to eat."

"Forget it, forget it. I'm here, how can you eat?"

Fang Che pointed at the table full of wine and food and smiled: "There is so much good wine and food, don't waste it."

"Can't, can't."

"Everyone, from now on, our mountains are high and the rivers are long... maybe we can see each other again."

Fang Che smiled all over his face: "Sit down, drink, relax, and have a full meal."

He just sat in his seat with a smile.

As everyone watched, Captain Fang's body gradually disappeared, and then turned into wisps of blue smoke rising up.

It actually disappeared slowly like evaporation.

The chairs were empty.

But Captain Fang’s smile seemed to still be there.

Still leaning back relaxedly on the chair, the cold gaze seemed to still be on his face.

With a fierce murderous intention.

(End of chapter)