Chapter 91 Director: You play the pervert
Wayne took his suitcase and looked for his cabin on the Polaris.
The White Glove Association spends lavishly, or it may be that the rich people who commissioned it are not short of money. The cruise ship is luxuriously decorated, and every corner is in a classical style, which makes Wayne couldn't help but think of that extremely luxurious train.
Judging from the passenger capacity of 200 people, the Polar Star is only a small cruise ship, but its size is close to that of a medium-sized cruise ship. It limits the number of passengers at a very high price and uses more area to serve guests.
The cruise ship has restaurants, bars, cinemas, and even a personal doctor. From the captain to the sailors, every crew member is an experienced sailor.
When boarding the ship, Wayne chatted with the crew who checked the tickets and learned that the Polar Star was not full. Except for a few tourists going to Dragon Heart Island, the entire ship was almost booked by a wealthy production crew.
When the crew was mentioned, the ticket inspector was extremely excited. He happily told Wayne that there was a surprise for the upcoming trip. There was a big star on the ship. If he was lucky, he might be invited by the crew to play the role of a passerby.
If a passerby is good enough to act, a real man should be the director.
Wayne shrugged. It was impossible for him to direct and act again in his life. Detective and detective were more or less the same.
He followed the room number through the red-carpeted corridor and found that apart from the crew members standing guard, there were indeed few guests on this floor.
Even if there are guests, the crew are always coming and going in a hurry, and they are so busy moving large suitcases into the cabin one by one without even touching the ground.
"Maybe it's the actress's clothes. After all, the director likes them."
Several men in black dressed as bodyguards walked towards them. Wayne lowered the brim of his hat and politely avoided them.
Didn't avoid it.
When they turned sideways, one of the men in black with a mustache deliberately bumped into Wayne, and then walked away with an arrogant pace of disowning his relatives.
"What qualities!"
Wayne rolled his eyes, and after finishing speaking, he was shocked to find that this scene seemed familiar.
It can't be said that they look familiar, they are almost exactly the same, especially the tugged mustache. Wayne suddenly remembered that the last time he was on the train, Mustache had participated in the robbery and was one of the robbers.
"Okay, okay, let's start a business for the second time after reviewing the failed case. This time we won't grab a train, but a cruise ship, right?"
Wayne didn't know whether to cry or laugh. On the one hand, he mourned for the citizens of Lundam. The robber escaped from prison and returned to his old business without being discovered by anyone. On the other hand, he felt ridiculous for Mustache. He finally escaped from prison and bumped into him again. in hand.
Wayne did not take action directly. Before the cruise ship set sail, he found the crew on guard and told the story that Mustache and his gang had suspicious identities and were robbers who committed crimes repeatedly.
The guests on this ship are either rich or noble. Rich people will not talk nonsense. Even if they talk nonsense, they must be treated with caution. The crew will report it to the superior immediately.
Before the cruise ship set sail, Wayne saw several men in black being escorted away by police officers.
He raised his hand and took off his hat, silently saying goodbye to the other party.
Take off your good deeds and hide your merits and fame!
……
Wayne found his own cabin, which was very spacious, with a living room, sofa, wardrobe and bathroom, and a large bed big enough for four people.
There was a bouquet of roses placed on the bed. It looked like it was a private room for couples.
"What a pity. We should have agreed to let Willy come with us."
Wayne picked up the roses and inserted them into the vase, Veronica was given a riding lesson by her old father-in-law, and Chrissy had a research course at the college, and neither of them could leave.
Wei Li is a standard social idler. She has nothing to do in her free time except working as a gym attendant.
When he learned that Wayne was going to Dragon Heart Island for vacation, he actively raised his hand to sign up, but was met with physical silence by Veronica.
After waking up, she seemed to have lost this memory and completely forgot about Longxin Island.
Wayne didn't mention it to his face. He liked playing with Willie very much. The latter was unguarded against him. She would say whatever he wanted, pull and hold her like he did when he was gay, and cuddle and cuddle now.
Wayne was passive throughout the whole process and was given a lot of benefits by his good buddies.
It's a pity that the elders in this buddy's family are too enthusiastic, and there is more than one parent. Any one of them is very big. After weighing it a little, Wayne feels that it is good to be passive.
Wayne put down his suitcase, lay on the sofa and began to meditate. After the cruise ship starts, it will follow a fixed route north around Windsor. After two days of travel, it will turn northeast and reach its destination, Longxin Island.
There are many entertainment facilities on the ship, and you can also watch the crew filming, but Wayne does not intend to join in the fun. He closes his eyes and meditates to try to communicate with nature.
The cruise ship is located on the sea. When Wayne closes his eyes, he can see a large amount of water elements coming towards him. The content of wind elements is extremely high, while earth and fire are relatively scarce.
Out of caution, in case there were other magicians on the ship, Wayne did not wave his tentacles to gather the homeless fellows, and tried to chat with Brother Nature as usual.
He never gave up on this small goal.
The word "volume" is easy to say and even easier to do, as long as you can endure the loneliness!
Wayne is not a person who can endure loneliness, but he has goals, self-awareness, and is willing to endure loneliness.
You can't just look at the present in life. If you don't tolerate loneliness now, there will be nothing but loneliness in the future.
The boring communication lasted for a long time. Wayne opened his eyes tiredly. It was dark outside the window. The sky was full of stars, the full moon was hanging high, and little white ripples were rising and falling.
He got up and went to the bathroom to take a shower, put on trousers and a white shirt, and combed his half-dried hair back.
This is the look that Fula designed for him. Except that he looks a bit like Mr. Landau, there is nothing wrong with it.
Wayne patted his face and looked at himself in the mirror: "He looks like a dog, he's quite handsome."
He picked up his suit and put it on his shoulders, followed the map in the corridor to the cruise bar, and ordered a glass of juice, four sandwiches, and a few snacks.
If you come to a bar and don’t drink, you’re a bit strange as a guest!
The bartender smiled, knowing that the customer was Heavenly Father, attending to Wayne's every need and reminding him of the restaurant's opening hours. All purchases are included in the fare, and restaurant waiters will deliver food to Wayne's cabin if he needs it.
The music in the bar was soft and the light was not dim. Except for Wayne, there were only a few customers in pairs.
They are all lovers.
As the only single person in the room, Wayne speeded up his eating, finished his sandwich and enjoyed his after-dinner snacks.
The bartender offered a cocktail, but Wayne refused. Drinking was a waste of time, so he just asked for juice.
At this moment, the crew arrived, and the bearded director wearing a hat directed the set, and a temporary filming location was set up in just five minutes.
Wayne saw the filming scene for the first time and stayed to watch out of curiosity.
Soon, the heroine in a white dress entered the room, with wavy blond hair, stunning red lips, and amazing charm.
Strictly speaking, the heroine's clothes are not revealing, and can even be called conservative, but her temperament can be either pure or pure, and is extremely malleable. She puts on glamorous and rich make-up, and she immediately becomes radiant, from the very core. Exudes seductive sex appeal.
Wayne's eyes widened.
look familiar!
When I first walked in, there were posters of this female star everywhere in the room.
Not only the poster, but also a spell-casting textbook, the content was extremely critical, which once shocked Wayne. He shouldn't be a detective, he should change his career to write novels. A hundred years later, he is still a literary giant.
Wayne was deeply impressed by this female star and clearly remembered her name, Lily Hayworth. She was mainly a singer and occasionally acted in movies.
"It's really a surprise..."
Wayne held up the juice tremblingly, maybe it was the muscle memory of his original body. When he saw his idol in person, he couldn't help but want to move his hands twice.
At the temporary shooting site, the director was telling Lily about the scene, but soon, the crew ran into problems.
The third male lead who took the role was not able to board the ship. The crew had been busy all day, and it was only when they were filming that they remembered that such an actor was missing.
"Lost?"
"What do you mean lost?"
"You can lose the third male lead, why didn't you lose your mind in Lundan? These scenes are very important, and they all rely on the third male lead to set off the strong inner character of the heroine. Where can I find someone now?" the director asked. He came out of hair dryer mode and roared loudly at all the boys.
Oh, there was an accident!
Wayne watched the excitement happily. After the surprise, there was an even bigger surprise. The trip was worthwhile and he had made a profit.
On the opposite side, the heroine Lily put down the script and comforted the director to calm down. They were filming a monster-themed movie, and the second male lead was dispensable, not to mention the third male lead who didn't have many roles. He could just find any crew member to replace him. alright.
The director thought it was reasonable, pointed at his big face and said: "Lily, do you think I can play the third male role?"
Lily rolled her eyes and said shamelessly: "Wallace, the third male lead is a handsome young man. At least he has to have a good rapport with the female lead in appearance. Your face is too dramatic."
Director Wallace secretly said that it was a pity that the third male lead had a sex scene with the female lead, which he had been looking forward to just now.
I have no choice but to talk to the second female lead about the script tonight.
Wallace selected several young people with acceptable looks in the crew, but Lily rejected them one by one. They were either too tall, too fat, or too bald, and none of them qualified.
Wallace spread his hands: "Then tell me what to do. Our filming schedule is very tight, and the scene on the cruise ship must be finished."
Lily looked around, ignoring several male couples who held their heads high, and raised her hand to click on the single Wayne.
"It's him."
"he?!"
Wallace turned around and looked over. His appearance was just okay, a little more handsome than him, but ordinary people couldn't act. It would be a waste of time if the filming didn't go well.
"If you can't take it well, I'll take more shots tonight." Lily said happily.
"I don't care, as long as you are not afraid of being suppressed..."
Wallace said sourly, and quickly came to Wayne's dining table and sat down next to him: "Wallace, the crew director of 'King Kong', what is your name?"
"Wayne."
Wayne looked at the bearded director in front of him in surprise. What, that gorilla masturbating on the Empire State Building?
Oh my god, it’s still a masterpiece in film history!
Wayne was heartbroken. If there were no bald eagles in this world, there would be no Empire State Building. He was curious as to where the gorilla would masturbate. If it was the Eiffel Tower, he advised the director to hurry up. In two years, the Franks would no longer have the final say on the tower.
"It's like this, Mr. Wayne. For some reasons, our crew is in urgent need of a good-looking third male lead. Are you interested?"
“The director’s vision is so accurate!”
"hehe……"
Wallace looked envious: "Don't agree in a hurry, the third male lead has a passionate scene with Ms. Lily Hayworth over there."
Then I have to agree even more hastily!
Sensing the envy and hatred in the eyes of the men around him, Wayne took the juice to calm down his shock and said doubtfully: "Director Wallace, I can't act. I'm not even an actor. For such an important role as the third male lead, are you sure I can do it?" competent?"
"Of course, in the script, the third male lead is one of the heroine's suitors. He looks handsome but is actually dark inside. When he was rejected by the heroine in his pursuit, he developed strong evil intentions. It seems very suitable when you see it."
Wallace's words were sharp: "Believe me, I am very good at training young actors. When filming later, if you restrain yourself a little, you will be able to act in your true colors."
Wayne: (_)
You look like a director with a big beard, but why do you talk nonsense when you open your mouth? With his face shape, temperament, and such a positive character, how come he acted in his true colors?
Give you another chance to organize your words, otherwise you will accidentally fall into the sea tonight.
Wayne issued a cement bucket warning, and Wallace became more and more addicted: "Actually, you don't have to think too much. It doesn't matter if you don't have acting skills. She is the beautiful Lily Hayworth. The main scenes with you are in bed, and Facing her in the living room and corridor, any normal man can act like a lecher."
What you said makes sense, I can't refute it!
"If the crew is really short of people, I will just act..."
Wayne struggled for 0.1 seconds, thinking that if he didn't act, it would only benefit the other men present, especially the director, who kept stroking his beard and was most likely considering shaving off his beard and acting in person.
Bah, vile!
He is full of pornographic waste and only knows how to take advantage of beautiful women. Unlike him, in order to uphold the elegant teachings of the housekeeper and protect the ladies from being taken advantage of by perverts, he sacrificed himself in tears in order to restore himself to a dream of sharing the same bed.
"What, is there a kissing scene?" Wayne received the script and was eager to try it out.
"Don't think blindly. Lily has a request and the kissing scene will be shot out of place."
"..."
What, he lacks the awareness to dedicate himself to art, has no self-cultivation as an actor, and is not professional at all!
Wayne looked through the script. The first male is a gorilla, the second male is a mistress, the third male is a pervert, and all the rest are passers-by.
There really aren't many plots for the third male lead, except for the appearance of Wei Guangzheng, who dressed appropriately and behaved like a gentleman. The rest of the plot is about tearing off the heroine's skirt in different ways, chasing her from the corridor to the bedroom, and struggling all the way until the second male lead comes to the rescue.
In the last appearance, the male protagonist changed his mind and had the courage to protect the heroine, but was crushed by the gorilla.
Yes, King Kong is the villain in this movie. There is no poignant love across species, just a big monster who likes to collect blond figures.
Wayne regretted accepting the script. He made his debut on the big screen. If he was stereotyped by the audience and was completely labeled as a pervert, how would he be able to open up his acting career in the future?
Oh, if I don’t do any filming in the future, that’s no problem.
Buzz buzz————
Suddenly, the cruise ship whistle sounded suddenly, and a dark atmosphere filled the air.
Exclamations from the sailors were heard outside the bar, and the cruise ship suddenly stopped for no apparent reason.
Wayne frowned and smelled a strong scent of darkness in the air. He followed everyone to the deck and saw a black sailboat slowly approaching in the thick night.
Chirp!
Squeaky--
The dilapidated and decaying hull was full of holes, and the black sails swayed in the wind, causing the mast to make a creepy squeaking sound...
(End of chapter)