Chapter 7 He will become the enemy of the whole army
On August 15th, Hedong County, the temporary camp of the Qin army.
“Hiss~~~”
“It hurts!”
Ying Chengyu suppressed his voice and cried out in pain.
Before he went on the expedition, he imagined many dangers he might encounter, but the first thing that stumped him was a problem he had never considered.
Go to the toilet!
Whether it was in Xianyang City or Chang'an Township, Ying Chengxu always wiped it with good silk cloth after going to the toilet, so even in the Qin Dynasty, Ying Chengxu never used the toilet. Have any troubles.
But now, Ying Chengyu is away on an expedition, and there is no rough lady to help him wash the toilet silk.
Does he want to wash the used toilet silk himself? Or let the family soldiers, who are the last line of defense, wash it for him? If he throws away the used silk directly, what will those grassroots soldiers with ragged clothes think when they see it?
For the sake of military morale and to avoid being unable to adapt at critical moments, Ying Chengyu could only try to use toilet chips for cleaning for the first time in his life.
But this thing is really hard to use!
Outside the small tent, the eighth soldier of the family asked in a loud voice:
"Master, can you help me?"
Ying Chengyu scolded him in shame and anger:
"Silence!"
Let a rich man wipe it for you?
Ying Chengyu can have nightmares just thinking about it!
After struggling for a while, Ying Chengyu limped out of the small tent.
Bafu ran over in a hurry, holding a basin in his hand: "Master, please clean your hands."
Upon seeing this, Ying Chengyu smiled and praised: "If you close your mouth and only keep your eyes, you can become a housekeeper instead of being a domestic soldier in the future."
Ying Chengyu has no experience in using toilets. , don't get some dirt on your hands, quickly put your hands into the basin and wash them carefully.
But after cleaning, Ying Chengyu could still smell a faint odor.
“Suck~suck~”
After smelling his hand, Ying Chengyu sniffed the air again and asked in confusion:
"Hachifu, do you smell a bit salty?"
Hachifu replied with a stiff neck: "That's not possible."
"If the head of the house feels that it has not been cleaned well, I will Go get a basin of water again."
Ying Chengyu shook his head: "It's not my smell, it seems to be coming from a distance."
"Let's go and take a look. ! ”
Taking fifty soldiers with him, Ying Chengyu started walking around the military camp.
The Qin soldiers encountered along the way were not only complaining, but also had low morale, which made Ying Chengxuan frown.
It’s okay if the soldiers who were temporarily recruited are unwilling to fight. The 20,000 soldiers in the army now all come from the Xianyang camp!
Each of them has chopped off the head of at least one enemy soldier. Once the army is replenished, they will also serve as middle-level officials or the general's personal soldiers in the army.
These people are the ones who should rejoice in war!
As a result, their morale is now so low?
Ying Chengyu whispered: "Gua Fu, arrange for some robes to go to the army to inquire."
"Why is the morale of the army sergeants so low?"
Gua The husband immediately handed over his hand and said, "Yes!"
Walking a little further, until he reached the edge of the camp, Ying Chengyu finally knew where the stench in the air came from.
I saw that a depression on the east side of the military camp was filled with filth, and the area expanded to more than a thousand square meters!
Several soldiers wanted to stand on the edge of the depression to use the toilet, but they were driven away by military officials. They had no choice but to step into the dung pile and go to the toilet.
Who would be happy with this?
Faintly, Ying Chengyu could still hear the complaints and complaints of some soldiers:
“We have fought several wars, and we have never seen even a toilet arranged. Bad general? ”
"That's all. The conscription in Hedong County will end in three days. By then, we will break camp and go to the war. It will be much more convenient to go to the toilet on the road."
"Today, the filth can cover the uppers of the shoes. Isn't the filth up to the knees? "How is this different from a cesspit?" "I have long heard that Chang'an Jun is not good at military affairs. I never thought that he is so incompetent in military affairs. If he doesn't understand, you can ask. General Fan must understand. !”
“After all, he is the king’s younger brother and the commander of this army. How can General Fan persuade him?”
“Oh, what a sin, I’ve done it. I don’t ask for success in this battle, I just ask that I won’t be killed by the general and go home alive!”
"Okay, okay, stop complaining. It will be bad if others hear it. Then Chang'an Lord will definitely make sure that we disturb the morale of the army!"
Listening to the complaints of these soldiers, he looked not far ahead. Ying Chengyu looked gloomy and asked in a deep voice:
"Bafu, the toilet pits in other generals' armies are also like this?"
Bafu also explained with a serious expression. : "Master, I once went on an expedition with General Wang Jue. Before setting up camp, General Wang would dig a large pit at regular intervals and cover it with a layer of sand every two days. After setting up camp, he would completely cover the pit."
“We will never let the army gather in a depression like this to defecate!”
The military strength of the Korean foreign relatives group is extremely low. The Bafu, Guafu and other family soldiers are capable of fighting, but they do not understand battle formations. At most, they only have a little knowledge from their previous expeditions.
But just this little knowledge is enough for Ying Chengyu to understand that this is abnormal!
Ying Chengyu laughed in anger: "I thought they would harm me by assassins, bombing camps, framing me, etc."
"But I never thought that they would start with this pickle. Start at the wrong place?”
“How ridiculous!”
With a flick of his sleeves, Ying Chengyu strode toward the Chinese army's tent.
"Let's go and find Fan Yuqi!"
......
At the same time, the Chinese army's tent.
Captain Liu An reported in a deep voice: "General, Mr. Chang'an has gone to Yingdong toilet pit."
Fan Yuqi looked surprised: "He went to the toilet pit?"
"How could a noble man like him, who is well-dressed, well-fed, and pampered, go to the army toilet pit!"
"Could it be that? His soldiers saw something was wrong and led him there? "
Fan Yuqi used many tricks in the army, but he was confident that Ying Chengyu would not find out.
He knows very well these young people who come from well-known families and are entrusted with important tasks as soon as they go out to fight.
These young generals are all focused on strategies. They talk about fire attacks, water attacks, grain interception and other strategies. Even the more prudent ones talk about military formations such as cone formations and wild goose formations. .
They will not lower their profile at all to see what the soldiers eat, drink and think every day.
They are flying too high, and their eyes are too high. How can their eyes accommodate the soldiers' shit and piss?
Only veterans can understand that strategies are important, but trivial matters such as food, clothing, housing and transportation are the basis for determining whether an army can fight well!
Liu An shook his head: "All Chang'an Lord's soldiers are under the supervision of our department, and their eating, drinking, and diarrhea are all done within the scope of the Chinese army. No one has ever been to the army toilet pit."< br>
"According to the scout's report, Lord Chang'an first sent his soldiers to sneak into the army today to inquire about the news from the soldiers. However, before the soldiers could find out the news, Lord Chang'an discovered the toilet pit while patrolling the camp."
< br>Fan Yuqi stroked his beard and shook his head with a smile: "Our general visited the toilet pit during his patrol today. Did he find that he could not command the army, so he wanted to command the maggots in the toilet pit?"
In the big tent, several of Fan Yuqi's cronies couldn't help laughing.
This army is nominally headed by Ying Chengyu, but in fact, all high-ranking officers from the deputy general to the captain take orders from Lu Buwei.
In their eyes, Ying Cheng is the main general, but he is actually just a lamb waiting to be slaughtered.
Since the expedition, without Fan Yuqi's permission, Ying Chengyu's generals would not have been able to leave the Chinese army!
After laughing, Liu An asked aloud: "Chang'an Lord may come to confront the general later, will his subordinates take responsibility?"
Fan Yuqi's heroic promise: " You are doing things for me, how can I let you take responsibility for me?"
"I will even take the initiative to provoke Lord Chang'an and have a big fight with him!"
"If I really have a quarrel with Lord Chang'an, you need to spread the quarrel throughout the army."
"It's enough to let the entire army know that Lord Chang'an doesn't understand military matters. He treats the soldiers like ants. I wanted to ask for orders for the entire army, but Lord Chang'an scolded me to death!"
Fan Yuqi's smile became a little cruel: "He was going to be the target of the entire army!"
"The entire army was so forced that they wished they could eat his flesh and drink his blood!"
(End of this chapter)