Chapter 809 What Liu needs most is his brothers! Young man riding a pig, you are free and unrestrained!
Liu Ji shouted dissatisfied: "You two don't do anything, and you don't care about the pigs, so you just bark here!"
"So what if the young master is the eldest son of the Qin Dynasty?"
"Why can't we ride on the back of a pig?!"
Zhai Di shouted in a deep voice: "The pig is tired, lazy, stupid, vulgar and has no virtue. A gentleman should disdain to associate with it. ! ”
"If the young master really rides a pig, he will become the laughing stock of the world."
"The young master will be reprimanded by the master, rejected by the king, and his future will be cut off!"
"Liu Ji, I see If you are close to the young master, you are harboring evil intentions!"
Once word spreads about Ying Fusu riding a pig, how will you let the world view Ying Fusu?
People in the world will probably laugh to death at Ying Fusu!
And how can someone who has loved riding pigs since he was a child have the ability to manage such a huge country!
Ying Fusu looked at Liu Ji with a bit of confusion, and solemnly handed over his hands: "Mr. Liu, please tell me clearly!"
Liu Ji refuted it without hesitation. Said: "The Beidou God is the Boar God."
"In the past summer, the priests said that the Emperor of Heaven would ride on the Beidou Boar God to patrol the sky!"
"If the Boar Fruit is really as you said, , Why does the Emperor of Heaven still ride the Beidou Boar God? ”
"The Emperor of Heaven can ride a divine pig, but the young master cannot ride an ordinary pig?!"
Liu Ji did not have any bad intentions, and he did not want to embarrass Ying Fusu.
Although pig riding is not clean and beautiful, people at that time did not ridicule and despise pig riding as did later generations.
Until the Tang Dynasty, thousands of Khitan cavalry were on the border. Wu Zetian’s nephew Wu Yizong, the king of Hanoi, led hundreds of thousands of troops to go on an expedition. However, he became frightened when he was still hundreds of miles away from the Khitan troops. , fled in panic, so that the whole army was defeated.
The doctor Zhang Yuanyi wrote a poem "Mocking Wu Yizong" based on this, saying satirically: A long bow is short of an arrow, and a Shu horse is cheating on the steps. After going seven hundred miles away, Kuma Qiang fought alone. Suddenly I met a thief, riding a pig to the south.
When others asked Zhang Yuanyi why he said that Wu Yizong was riding a pig, Zhang Yuanyi explained that pig is a pig, and pig excrement is the same pronunciation. Riding a pig means running away with excrement in one's arms.
Because of this poem, Wu Yizong became a laughing stock for a while, and riding a pig became an eternal joke!
But now, this poem has not yet come out, and riding a pig does not yet have too many negative connotations.
Liu Ji really hopes that through this method, Ying Fusu can feel what it means to take advantage of the situation, and thus leave some impression on Ying Fusu that "Liu Ji is a bit talented".
Ying Fusu blinked, looked at Zhai Di with big watery eyes and asked: "Does the Xia Dynasty have such sacrifices?"
Zhai Di panicked.
If his knowledge was really that comprehensive, he wouldn’t go out of his way to please Chunyu Yue!
Zhai Di could only hand it over helplessly: "I have never heard of the so-called Beidou Boar God."
"I seriously suspect that Liu Ji is talking nonsense!"
Ying Fusu said without hesitation: "I think Mr. Liu is not someone who talks nonsense."
"There should be relevant records in the Doctor's Hall. I will go to the Doctor's Hall tomorrow to search for relevant information."
Liu Ji heard the words and wiped the cold sweat from his palms.
Young master, you want to go to the doctor's office to check information in person just because someone said something casually?
This child is really stubborn and stubborn!
Fortunately, I didn't follow my temper and say anything. Fortunately, it was true that the Emperor of Heaven rode a pig to patrol the sky.
Otherwise, once Ying Fusu finds out that he is lying to him, all his efforts over the past few months will be in vain!
Seeing that Zhai Di could no longer refute, Gao Jiong said in a deep voice: "The pig god is very different from the pig."
"The pig is a stinky thing, but the young master is a gentleman, and even more He is the eldest son of Da Qin, the young master..."
However, before Gao Jiong could finish speaking, Liu Ji waved his hand roughly: "Nao Nao Nao Nao's head is so big!"
“It’s better to argue than to argue, or to argue over labor?”
"If you, Master, want to get close to Wen Yin and Ruyun, this is the only way to go."
"If you have other ideas, Liu will resign now."
"If not. , then just wait for the young master’s decision!”
Gao Jiong’s long-planned advice was directly pushed back by Liu Ji, and Gao Jiong became furious: “You scoundrel!”
Liu Ji curled his lips: "The child is still here. Keep your voice down, don't scare the child."
Gao Jiong became even more angry: "You!!!"
However, Gao Jiong did not dare to act rashly again, lest he really frightened Ying Fusu.
After Ying Fusu pondered for a moment, he looked at Liu Jida thoughtfully: "Mr. Liu not only wants to help me get close to Wen Yin and Ruyun, but also wants to teach me how to take advantage of the situation."
“In addition to taking advantage of the situation, Mr. Liu also wants to teach me not to think too much or weigh endlessly when faced with a dilemma, just think about what to do or not to do, and then do it resolutely!”
Liu Ji couldn't help showing a bit of surprise in his eyes.
Is this nine years old? !
Although Liu Ji did hope to teach Ying Fusu some truth, Liu Ji just expected that Ying Fusu would suddenly understand this truth one day a few years later, and then summon Liu season and reuse.
Liu Ji never expected that Ying Fusu would understand it on the spot!
But Ying Fusu understood it, but Liu Ji knew very well that in his capacity he could never claim to have taught Ying Fusu, so he pretended to be impatient and said: " Why does the young master talk so much?”
“Liu has not studied for a few years and cannot understand what the young master said.”
"Do you want to ride Dahei? I'm still waiting for dinner!"
Zhai Di and Gao Jiong quickly warned and persuaded: "Young Master, think twice!"
Ying Fusu slowly He walked up to Dahei and reached out to stroke Dahei's back. His young face was full of struggle. The fact that riding a pig is not in line with the gentleman's way taught by Chun Yuyue, goes against the etiquette and rules he has learned since childhood, and breaks the behavioral framework that has been defined by him since childhood.
However, feeling the warm touch from Dahei’s back, looking at the panic and fear in Wen Yin and Ruyun’s eyes, and then thinking of the principles taught by Liu Ji, Ying Fusu Finally made up my mind.
Facing Liu Ji and bowing his hands, Ying Fusu said in a solemn voice: "Please, Mr. Liu, give me a helping hand!"
Gao Jiong and Zhai Di cried out sadly: "Young master, you can't do this!"
>While talking, Gao Jiong and Zhai Di were about to step forward to stop Ying Fusu.
Liu Ji laughed heartily: "Easy to say, easy to say!"
While speaking, Liu Ji waved behind him, and Jiao Yang and other nineteen warriors immediately walked to Gao Jiong In front of the two of them.
Seeing that Gao Jiong and others were surrounded by Jiao Yang and others, unable to advance or retreat, Liu Ji sneered in his heart.
It is true that Liu does not have an official position, but what Liu does not lack most is brothers!
In the previous episode, Liu did not make any move, but he just used your mouth to elicit what Liu wanted to say.
You two really think Liu has nothing to do with you?
As soon as his eyes fell on Gao Jiong and Gao Jiong, Liu Ji turned to Ying Fusu's right hand and said, "Master, please come up!"
Ying Fusu took a deep breath and asked in a trembling voice: "What should I do?"
Liu Ji smiled and said: "Sit on your butt!"
Ying Fusu Shocked: "What I'm asking you is how can I ride on... Ah!!!"
Before Ying Fusu could recover, Liu Ji picked up Ying Fusu and held her Fusu placed it on Dahei's back.
Ying Fusu subconsciously bent down and hugged Dahei's neck, his eyes full of panic: "Mr. Liu! Mr. Liu!"
"I'm not ready yet!"
Liu Ji laughed heartily: "Life is moving forward, like a big river running eastward, how can there be so many preparations!"
" Sir, please sit down!”
“Dahei, let’s go!”
While laughing, Liu Ji patted Dahei’s butt with his left hand and took out a butcher’s knife from behind with his right hand. , looked at Dahei with sharp eyes.
Work hard or I'll eat you!
Understand?
Dahei: (◢д◣)
Dahei: "Hang~Hang~"
Dahei's eyes were drooped, and his two big ears were drooped. He had to move forward slowly under the threat of Liu Ji.
For adult Central Plains people, if the pig's back is too low, it will cause the person's feet to rub the floor.
But for a nine-year-old child, the height of the pig's back is just right!
Embracing Dahei's neck and feeling Dahei's steady steps, Ying Fusu's fear gradually dissipated. He even dared to straighten his back and grasp Dahei's mane with his hands, his eyes filled with curiosity. Looking around: "Mr. Gao and Mr. Zhai tried hard to persuade me not to ride a pig."
"But I feel that there is not much difference between riding a pig and riding a horse!"
Liu Ji's muscles were tense as he stood beside Ying Fusu, but his face remained relaxed and free: "What others say is what others say, and you can only know the truth after personally verifying it."
"What others think is inappropriate is ultimately what others think is inappropriate. You have to try it yourself to know whether it is really inappropriate."
"Just like Gao Jiong and Zhai Di, they keep saying It’s inappropriate to ride a pig, but have they really ridden a pig?”
“They’re just a bunch of rats standing on a dry bank and pointing!”
Liu Ji’s His words are different from those of Chun Yuyue and others who quoted scriptures every sentence, and spoke the words of a sage.
Liu Ji's words can be described as vulgar, and a curse word will pop up from time to time, which is in sharp contrast to Ying Fusu, who has followed rules and respected etiquette since childhood.
But Ying Fusu did not think that Liu Ji was despicable. Instead, he felt that Liu Ji had opened a new door for him, leading him to see that Chun Yuyue and other masters had never taught him, and even Chun Yuyue and other masters themselves might not have taught him. The reason is not clear!
Ying Fusu suddenly said: "I suddenly feel that riding a pig and riding a horse are somewhat different after all."
Liu Ji looked at Ying Fusu and asked with a smile: "Tell me about it. ?”
Ying Fusu said with a smile: “The scenery along the way is completely different!”
“Dahei, run!”
As he spoke, Ying Fusu pinched the pig's belly and urged Dahei to speed up.
Dahei: ヾ(°°)
I have been locked up in a small space since the day I was born. If I dare to try to break out of the cubicle, I will be scolded. .
Years of psychological shadow made Dahei dare not run wildly even if he left the compartment, for fear of hitting an invisible wall and attracting scolding from someone unknown.
But now, driven by external forces, Dahei tried to move forward with four hooves for the first time in his life!
"Hahaha~ Dahei! Run! Run faster!"
"Hey! Dahei! Come on, your mother! Stop Naiweng! My ancestor, stop it! "Down!"
The boy on the pig's back laughed the most cheerfully since he can remember.
The young Dahei finally released its true nature and ran wildly along the wide road in the Zoological Garden.
It saw how big the zoological garden was.
It felt how comfortable the free wind was blowing on its body.
It smelled the smell of blood that was so strong that it made pigs tremble...
Dahei: [_?]
Where did the smell of blood come from!
(End of this chapter)