Chapter 120 It’s all Chen Kaige’s fault
“I was already shocked when I heard about Little Target, and then another person with face blindness came next. I thought Director Lin didn’t have any room to pretend anymore, right? But there came another Regret filming [Parasite]?”
“It’s an eye-opener!”
“How can a director be so funny?” I won’t comment on the quality of the movie, but the level of acting is definitely world-class”
"Always imitated, never surpassed!"
"My liver hurts with anger, but I can't refute..."
"It's all Chen Kaige's fault. Without him, Lin Gao There is no chance to pretend.”
Netizens are both in love and angry with Lin Gao, he is so good at pretending.
……
Feng Xiaogang's first thought when he saw it was, why didn't I think of such pretentious words?
Thinking of that scene, he said to reporters in public: "The thing I regret most is that I won the first place in the box office of Chinese film history."
Bringing it in a little bit, Feng Xiaogang's scalp It was numb, and a sense of pleasure shot from the soles of my feet to the sky.
That boy is really good at pretending!
I regret filming [Parasite], I can even say this!
He became famous as a young man, he is good-looking, and he is so damn good at pretending, this kid is so annoying!
If it weren’t for Chen Kaige..., there would be no such bad things in the future.
Feng Xiaogang cursed angrily: "It's all Chen Kaige's damn fault!"
......
"Congratulations to Director Lin, for your second movie with a box office of over 100 million."
Fan Liangdian's voice was charming from the speaker of the mobile phone.
“These are all false names, I don’t care about them.” Lin Gao said lightly, as if he saw through fame and fortune.
I am a layman and I care, Fan Liangdian shouted in his heart!
[Parasite] has won both awards and box office, but her film [Rizhao Chongqing] failed to raise the box office and has not won any awards. People in the industry criticized her for going to the red carpet.
"Director Lin is of a high level, but I can't do it." Fan Bingbing knelt down and licked her very naturally.
"Don't worry, the TV series we collaborated on will have a lot of random killings, sweeping this year's TV ratings." Lin Gao comforted, "I will be responsible for the killings then."
"Then I will be responsible..." Fan didn't realize until he finished speaking at two o'clock that he fell into the pit dug by Lin Gao and said coquettishly: "Director Lin, you are very bad~."
The tone of this speech is really evil!
Lin Gao just wanted to shout: "Hey, goblin, take a stick from me!"
The two chatted for more than ten minutes.
After Lin Gao hung up the phone, he scrolled through Weibo. There were many netizens on Weibo who imitated Lin Gao's tone.
“What I regret most is that I got first place in the exam. My mother rewards me with big fish and meat every day, and I have long been tired of it.”
“I shouldn’t have bought a car and taken the bus with everyone. How interesting, it’s so lonely to drive alone now.”
“I shouldn’t have been a teacher back then. The winter and summer vacations are too long, and people are decadent.”
Teacher Ma, in this prosperous age. As you wish!
Many celebrity friends on Weibo congratulated Lin Gao, Liu Shishi, Huo Jianhua, Chen Chichi, Li Jiahang... In general, they congratulated "Parasite" on its good start and encouraged fans to watch more.
Lin Gao also posted on Weibo, thanking everyone for their support and will work hard to make better movies in the future.
After [Parasite] was released, the new movie [Thailand] started filming.
At the opening ceremony of the Magic City Grand Theater, many media came to the scene and interviewed for half an hour.
The next day.
[Thailand] was officially shot in a seventeenth-floor commercial high-rise building.
In the camera, a fair and smooth calf is exposed. The camera moves up to see a knee-length white skirt. A delicate belt with a black gold buckle is tied around the waist. The skirt's neckline is wide open. , a large area of tender and smooth skin is exposed. Liu Yifei's long wavy hair is spread around her shoulders, and her pretty face is painted with a woman's heavy makeup. The girl's face has the temperament of a married woman.
Lin Gao pressed the pause button. This was a three-minute scene. Liu Yifei’s next line was to divorce Lin Gaoti.
As for the pause, Lin Gao wanted to ask everyone a question.
"Now everyone's back is turned to Liu Yifei." Lin Gao said. Everyone had question marks on their faces, but they still did as they were told. After everyone turned around, Lin Gao asked: "What color shoes did Liu Yifei wear today?"
"Black" "White" "Red, it must be red."
Liu Yifei glanced down at the brown high heels, and a question mark appeared on her head.
Not a single guess was correct. A bunch of LSPs must have been staring at Liu Yifei’s legs just now!
“Let’s all turn around and have a look.” Lin Gao said. Everyone turned around and saw that, sadly, they all guessed wrong. Lin Gao said to Assistant Director Lin Yufen: “Assistant Director Lin, go on and add some extra weight to Liu Yifei’s legs. Play!”
Lin Yufen nodded. She understood Lin Gao's intention. The attraction of legs was already greater than that of the actor himself, so she continued to emphasize the attraction of thighs.
After a quick reshoot, the domestic scenes were completed, and Liu Yifei’s scenes were also completed.
Liu Yifei made a cameo appearance.
Liu Yifei sat next to Lin Gao and asked shyly: "Brother Lin, do you like to see my legs?"
Lin Gao shook his head.
"Why?" Liu Yifei's apricot-blossom eyes widened, not expecting Lin Gao's denial.
Are my legs not pretty enough?
“I don’t like to look, I like to touch.” Lin Gao chuckled, “Xian Qian, why don’t you let me touch you?”
Lin Gao not only said, but also pretended to stretch his hand. passed.
“Ah”
Liu Yifei was so frightened by Lin Gao that she turned pale and fled away from Lin Gao. There were so many people at the scene, how bad was it to be seen?
Two or three meters away, Liu Yifei pursed her lips and said, "When Brother Lin comes back from Thailand, let Brother Lin touch it when he comes back."
"Secretly. ”
Lin Gao’s heart was agitated.
August 27th
Lin Gao met Wang Baoqiang. Wang Baoqiang, who was 10 years old, was still relatively young and his status in the circle was not high, at the level of a second-tier star.
Wang Baoqiang's attitude can be described as low-key to the point of humility. He called Zhang Songwen Teacher Songwen. Teacher Songwen gave him a lot of advice when he opened his mouth. Teacher Songwen gave him a lot of advice when he closed his mouth. When talking to Lin Gao, he was so nervous that his whole body tensed up.
After Lin Gao left, Zhang Songwen reminded Wang Baoqiang: "Don't be nervous, Director Lin is a very easy-going person."
Zhang Songwen smiled bitterly, the second-tier star Wang Baoqiang actually acted in front of Director Lin You will be as nervous as a newbie in the industry.
Hey, thinking about it this way, Zhang Songwen was a little envious of his good luck.
"Behave well. Director Lin chose you for a reason." Zhang Songwen consoled him.
Wang Baoqiang nodded vigorously.
The crew of [囧囧] arrived in Bangkok at five o’clock that evening, got off the plane and got into a taxi.
Bangkok is the center of Thailand's politics, economy, culture, education, science and technology, trade, and all aspects. It is a world-class metropolis.
Outside the glass window of the taxi, a Thai lady in cool clothes stood on the roadside, with her breasts uncovered, soliciting passers-by.
Some of the girls look a bit like men, but if you follow her into the room.
You will find that not only does her face look like a man... her body is more like it!
(End of this chapter)