Chapter 27 Tang San yanked a big lump
“What!”
“I’m not qualified?”
When Tang San heard these four words Confused.
I have worked so hard to enroll in Shrek Academy,
Didn't even get past the second level?
"Impossible, how did you see that I have no potential when I hit you like this?"
Lu Qibin knew that Dai Mubai valued Tang San very much, so he explained a few more sentences ,
"You, an offensive spirit master, have no attack power, do you think you have great potential?"
If it were according to Tang San's temperament, he would not explain much at all,
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But now in order to obey his wife's words and enter Shrek Academy,
he can only prove himself at this time.
"My attack lies in soul skills, which are very powerful."
"Oh?"
Lu Qibin raised his eyebrows,
"Your soul skill attack power is very powerful?"
"If so, I can't let you pass this level."
Tang San's second soul ring flashed,< br>
The second soul skill was used directly,
Fart storage!
His figure quickly began to bulge,
Following the flash of the first soul ring,
"The first soul skill,"
"Farting like iron. , charged up and struck Tang San's ass!"
Tang San aimed the blue silver hammer at the iron stake in front, with his back to Lu Qibin.
[Tang San is about to give Lu Qibin a big show...]
Ye Fan somehow got an idea and suddenly had an idea,
I was tired of farting all the time,
"Change it to pull in the future."
[Modification successful,]
[Tang San was about to give Lu Qibin a big show...]
At this time, Tang San was about to throw out the blue silver hammer in his hand in conjunction with the fart,
Suddenly he felt a feeling in his stomach There was a gurgling sound inside,
Not good!
On the other side, Lu Qibin felt something was wrong when he heard Tang San's disgusting soul curse,
What a waste of energy?
Or just slap the energy in your own face?
He picked up his steps and ducked back.
“Bang!”
A huge mushroom cloud rose in Shrek Academy.
After one fart, Tang San's pants were splattered by him,
But it wasn't over yet,
In the yellow smoke that filled the sky,
Lu Qibin took a look When it arrived, something special sprayed out along with the yellow smoke.
Thousands of miles away, the rapids shot straight at Lu Qibin.
"Don't embarrass me, old man!"
Lu Qibin hurriedly hid to the side,
But as Tang San moved, he moved towards Lu Qibin accurately,
< br>No matter how Lu Qibin dodges,
Tang San only needs to adjust the angle slightly to accurately aim at Lu Qibin.
It was like it was specially prepared for him.
"This insidious boy,"
"Is this because he sees that he can't pass the test here and is ready to break the pot and disgust me before leaving?"
Lu Qibin gained wisdom in his haste,
The index finger and middle finger of his right hand overlapped, firmly clamping his Wuhun Xingluoqi,
With a flick of his finger,
the black chess pieces advanced bravely,
facing the difficulties.
"Poof!"
A chess piece was shot in, directly blocking the place where it fell thousands of miles away.
Lu Qibin finally breathed a long sigh of relief,
“Ah!”
Followed by a painful howl,
“Ah!”
Lu Qibin just threw the chess pieces with a little force in a hurry,
This chess piece is blocked a little deeper.
It was deeper than the battle between Dai Mubai and Tang San.
Tang San fell to the ground with a thud, blood flowing freely.
The rest of the people were also greatly confused when they saw it,
It exploded, this was really too explosive.
Shrek Academy has really become Shirek Academy. It is truly the biggest scandal since the founding of the hospital.
“Tang San!”
Lu Qibin’s good teeth were almost chipped.
Not only was Tang San disgusted with him,
Especially his Wuhun Xingluoqi,
The Wuhun is dirty!
Can this still be used in the future?
I feel sick just thinking about it.
I am so old and suddenly encountered this kind of thing, I am really unlucky for eight lifetimes,
There is no guarantee for the late festival!
Pick it up and use it again?
Although the martial spirit turns into soul power, it will not bring anything back.
But it is impossible not to feel bad in your heart.
Tang San was in extreme pain at this time,
He felt a foreign object in his body.
He couldn't think of why this happened today.
After so many years of farting, his proficiency in farting has actually decreased, and he accidentally farted something else. come out.
It is impossible to enter Shrek Academy at this time.
Thinking of this, Tang San sighed, found a robe from the storage soul guide, put it on himself, and left quickly. ,
"Stop!"
"You pulled a big mess in Shrek Academy and wanted to leave so easily?"
Lu Qibin hurriedly called Tang San to stop,
< br>He held a long tree branch in both hands and appeared in front of Tang San to block it.
On the one hand, it was to prevent Tang San from escaping, and on the other hand, he was afraid of making himself sick.
"What do you want?"
Tang San knew that he had ignored it, but in his heart he had to think of how to regain some ground for himself.
“Needless to say, lose money.”
“Five hundred gold soul coins.”
Lu Qibin directly stated his purpose,
The biggest problem of Shrek Academy is the problem of funds.
Having been a teacher here for so many years,
it is more or less like Flanders' greed for money.
“Five hundred gold soul coins!”
Tang San heard the high price of five hundred gold soul coins,
His body trembled,
he couldn't hold it back, and immediately pulled another big lump down.
“YUE!”
Lu Qibin spit it out.
As for Ye Fan and others, they have already retreated far away,
But I didn’t go to the fourth level,
I still have to eat the melon.
“Why have you never found Tang San so disgusting before?”
Xiao Wu’s face was already twisted into one piece.
The thought of being in the same dormitory with him I have been feeling extremely sick for six years.
Zhu Zhuqing also frowned.
Dai Mubai couldn't bear to look directly and turned his head away. Did he fight with this thing?
Ning Rongrong didn't react at all, she was obviously well-informed,
But fortunately, this person named Tang San didn't enroll in school together, otherwise she would have considered leaving.
“Tang San is really a human being with two brushes,”
Ye Fan sighed.
"Huh? What do you mean?"
The four of them were confused.
“Wouldn’t the word “human” with two more brushes look like shit?”
“Hahahaha!”
In an instant, several people couldn't help laughing, and even the cold Zhu Zhuqing gasped.
What a Tang Dung.
As soon as the lump went down,
Tang San's face was full of embarrassment, but he recovered quickly,
But if he pulled too much, Much bolder,
It's such a big loss of face, and it won't matter if it's a little more.
“It is impossible for me to give you five hundred gold soul coins,”
“This Shrek Academy is not even worth five hundred gold soul coins.”
“You You want so much from me!”
“And I’ve applied so much fertilizer, you should give me money.”
(End of this chapter)