Chapter 66 Tang San was refused admission again, and Tang San’s professional habits exploded
Finally,
Yu Xiaogang screwed all the farts in,
My eyes closed slightly and I began to recall the feeling just now,
"The feeling of this fart really makes me intoxicated."
It's okay not to say this.
As soon as I said it, everyone almost vomited.
"Xiao Gang, you want to deal with this kind of thing,"
"Can you not do it in public!"
Flanders was very helpless,
The last time Dai Mubai tasted Oscar's sausage in public,
Now Yu Xiaogang tasted Tang San's fart in public again,
Has the taste of Shrek Academy changed a bit?
Yu Xiaogang got up from the ground with a grunt,
Doing such a thing in public,
Although it's great, I can't keep up with the reputation.
Tang San was also quite embarrassed.
Yu Xiaogang hurriedly changed the topic,
"That Teacher Zhao, such a long time has passed,"
"Tang San's assessment must have passed."< br>
"Don't default on your debt. It's been so long."
"That incense stick has burned out long ago."
"It was you who didn't take action against Tang San just now. Don't blame Tang San." Three. "
He really and urgently needs Tang San to join Shrek Academy.
Zhao Wuji was very resentful at this time,
Who can feel better after being jumped by a poisonous fart,
But at this time, Tang San can only be allowed to enter the academy,
After all, what he said before has been said.
"If this is the case, then Tang San will..."
Ma Hongjun suddenly interrupted Zhao Wuji,
"Wait a minute"
"What's wrong?" Zhao Wuji glared at him, quite annoyed at this time.
"The incense stick seems to be extinguished and has not finished burning."
Ma Hongjun pointed to the incense stick on the ground.
Everyone looked at the incense plant together,
Sure enough, the tip of the incense went out at some point,
and even broke into several pieces.
It seems that the fart was too strong at that time, which suppressed the incense.
In addition, it seems that the blue silver hammer thrown by Tang San later happened to hit that plant incorrectly. He took the incense and smashed it into several pieces.
In an instant,
Yu Xiaogang and Tang San felt a little embarrassed,
“Such a long time, it must be enough.”
“Enough?”
“That’s enough, I The time it takes to burn an incense stick, but now that the incense has not been burned out, it doesn’t count.”
Zhao Wuji was already angry, and he suddenly walked towards Tang San,
With a slap, Tang San flew out heavily,
Following him, he clapped his hands and said,
"If you are not qualified, get out."
Yu Xiao He was immediately stunned,
but then quickly went to help Tang San,
And when he came to Tang San's side,
suddenly he felt a little dizzy,
his body was a little weak, and he fell on Tang San's body.
Tang San was originally supposed to be taken care of,
At this time it was time to take care of others,
"Teacher, teacher!"
"Teacher!"
Tang San shouted anxiously.
"Xiao Ao, turn into a small detoxifying sausage for the master to eat,"
"Then turn into a large recovery sausage for Tang San to eat,"
Flanders said lightly,
“The fart you just farted was full of toxins. Now all the toxins have been absorbed by him. If he is not poisoned, who is poisoned?”
“No. Knowing how to produce such a large absorption power,"
"It can be used as a vacuum cleaner."
Ye Fan couldn't help but smile in his heart,
Yuxiaogang brand vacuum cleaner consumes one fart at a time.
Oscar reluctantly shouted his soul curse,
"I have a small sausage,"
"I have a big sausage,"
< br>He took the small sausage and the big sausage and handed them to Tang San,
As for feeding Yu Xiaogang, let Tang San do it himself. Tang San looked at the two things in his hands, but he was a little unsure.
Thinking of that soul curse made him feel very sick,< br>
This was his first time coming into contact with Oscar's soul skills, and he had not undergone adaptive training like others.
Let your wife eat other people’s sausages?
This...
How could this happen?
Yu Xiaogang can only eat his own food,
How can he eat Oscar's food...
"Tang San, what are you doing so slowly?"
Flanders shouted to Tang San,
"Is it possible that you want your teacher to be poisoned to death?"
"Don't think about so many useless soul curses,"
“The key point is its practical use,”
“The key point is to rescue Yu Xiaogang!”
Although Tang San was not a student of Shrek Academy at this time,
Flanders had already regarded him as one,
because in his opinion, sooner or later he would be,
like this The student must accept it, but the matter of the twin martial arts cannot be revealed for the time being.
The fewer people who know about it, the better.
Tang San gritted his teeth and stuffed the detoxifying sausage into Yu Xiaogang's mouth.
Fortunately, there was no need to let the detoxifying sausage arrive in one step, and he could feel it in his mouth.
Originally, Yu Xiaogang's face was a little green, but he slowly recovered at this time.
Then it’s time for Tang San to eat Oscar’s big sausage.
Tang San eats Oscar’s big recovery sausage very easily,
Not affected by those disgusting soul curses at all.
This made Flanders look at Tang San very satisfied,
and stuffed it into his mouth directly,
Yes, Tang San is very malleable. , no worse than others.
But just when Tang San stuffed the recovery sausage into his mouth and prepared to eat it,
He spit it out quickly,
Everyone was confused,
What was Tang San doing?
If you want to eat, you can eat, or you can't eat.
What's the matter with you eating and not eating?
Then something even more explosive happened,
Tang San began to repeat the actions just now.
Skilled, quite skilled!
For a moment, everyone present was shocked,
What is Tang San doing?
Disgusting, really disgusting!
Several girls quickly jumped over and hid behind Ye Fan.
Xiao Wu even threw herself into Ye Fan's arms.
Ma Hongjun looked at Oscar with evil intentions,
"Xiao Ao, your recovery sausage is very effective and quite popular."
"Get out!"
Oscar kicked Ma Hongjun directly.
Flanders shouted at Tang San,
"Tang San, what are you doing!"
Tang San finally reacted,
Embarrassing, this is too embarrassing.
I actually did such a thing in public,
knocking my feet in embarrassment.
My feet are almost scratching the soles of my shoes.
“Sorry, professional habit.”
These eight simple words
raised Tang San's impact once again.
“What the hell?”
“Professional habits?”
Flanders couldn’t help but pull down his iconic black crystal-rimmed glasses,
Eye-opening!
Everyone looked at Tang San in unison,
"Professional habits?"
"These four words are used well,"
"What kind of profession do you have to be in to have such professional habits?"
Originally, Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar were still not clear enough about Tang San's work in Yichun Tower,
Now it is really clear,
Flanders is more He shook his head repeatedly,
"Tang San, Tang San, you can really eat anything."
(End of this chapter)