Chapter 89 Yu Xiaogang is addicted to farting. Who said taking off your pants and farting is unnecessary?
Tang San's second soul ring flashed,
"Second soul skill, fart storage!"
The body began to bulge, and the abdomen began to rumble. stand up.
Following Tang San's first spirit ring flashed again.
"The first soul skill, fart like iron, charge up and hit Tang San's fart!"
Tang San shouted out his soul curse and then threw the blue silver hammer in his hand forward.
“Bang!”
A huge fart suddenly hit Yu Xiaogang’s face.
One fart,
Yu Xiaogang's clothes shook crazily and he was thrown out suddenly.
"Honey, are you okay."
Tang San quickly came to Yu Xiaogang's side and wanted to help him up.
But at this time Yu Xiaogang signaled Tang San to wait.
His eyes closed slightly, and he started sucking in the fart in the air several times.
This feeling is really intoxicating and unforgettable.
He had spun it several times before but never found a chance to try again.
Finally he tasted it again.
I don’t know why, but since the last time he spun it, This taste is very over the top.
This period of time really made him feel uncomfortable,
After a few deep sips, my whole body felt refreshed.
He doesn’t know,
His state is actually that of a fart addict.
It’s like a smoker smoking for the first time, feeling extremely uncomfortable and choking to death.
What if you come into contact with a lot of people?
From the panic of 100% choking to the panic of 100% no choking,
Then you start to enjoy it,
Finally,
then you are addicted.
If I don’t have it for a day, my whole body will be scratched, very uncomfortable, and scratching my head and ears.
Yu Xiaogang also went through the same process.
At first, Yu Xiaogang felt the same way when he was farted in the Soul Hunting Forest.
He almost choked to death after taking one bite.
Then the next time I come into contact with this fart, the feeling will be different.
It seems that a little bit of hair loss is acceptable. It’s not so overwhelming, but it’s definitely impossible to enjoy it.
But since the last time I was modified by Ye Fan, he made three tornado farts fiercely,
Yu Xiaogang is completely addicted!
But at this time, Yu Xiaogang did not dare to smoke anymore because of his face.
It was a bit embarrassing.
What kind of thing is sucking your husband's fart? It won't sound good if you talk about it.
"Xiao San,"
"Your power is not low, but the damage compared to Luo Sanpao is still a lot worse. Do you know where the difference is?"
Yu Xiaogang Yilulu sat up.
Tang San shook his head, somewhat confused,
"This means your attack power is still blocked,"
"I'll give you a chance to think about the difference between you and Luo Sanpao when attacking with farts."
At this time, Tang San also started to use his little brain to think,
continuously Compare the difference between the two people.
Finally,
he found it.
That is, he was wearing pants, but Luo Sanpao was not wearing pants when he farted.
Most of the power was blocked by his pants!
“Wife!”
“I found it!”
Tang San was immediately pleasantly surprised.
"That's because I wore pants, which blocked my strength!"
Yu Xiaogang also nodded with satisfaction,
"You can teach a kid!"
"You attack again, I'll see."
Tang San nodded heavily.
"Thank you, my wife, for helping me verify the injury."
Yu Xiaogang waved his hand, "It doesn't matter, it's all right."
"Who made us a family? "
Tang San was immediately moved and burst into tears,
Where can I find such a good wife?
He must be taken good care of in the future.
Tang San immediately attacked again,
Tang San's second soul ring flashed,
"Second soul skill, fart storage!"
My body began to bulge, and my abdomen began to rumble.
Then Tang San's first spirit ring flashed again.
"The first soul skill, fart like iron, charge up and hit Tang San's fart!" Tang San shouted out his soul curse and then threw the blue silver hammer in his hand forward.
“Bang!”
This time a more violent fart popped out.
Boom!
A huge sound sounded in Yu Xiaogang and Tang San's dormitory.
At this time Tang San also felt that the attack power of this fart was extraordinary.
He looked back,
Yu Xiaogang was directly thrown out and hit the wall.
"Honey,"
"It's done!"
"It's true!"
"They all say that taking off your pants and farting is a waste of time. Sure enough, only after verification can you know that it is not the case. It’s a waste of time, taking off your pants and farting can make the fart release faster.”
Yu Xiaogang fell to the ground very satisfied at this time,
The whole person was in a state of ecstasy, especially since he opened his mouth in advance just now.
It can be said that he was full in one gulp.
After one sip,
Yu Xiaogang felt that he was about to ascend to enlightenment, and his realm seemed to be loosened.
“Honey, are you okay.”
Tang San quickly helped Yu Xiaogang up.
Yu Xiaogang smiled,
This time he felt really comfortable.
“It’s okay,”
Suddenly,
Yu Xiaogang suddenly had a new feeling.
Breakthrough!
His level 30 bottleneck seems to be broken!
He started sucking wildly to other places again,
As expected,
The bottleneck has become even looser.
He seems to be reaching level 30!
"Xiao San, hurry up, put another one close to your face!"
Although Tang San didn't understand, he still nodded.
“Bang!”
Another loud noise came.
Yu Xiaogang continued to suck wildly.
At this time, Flanders in the dormitory next to him was extremely irritable.
Why did Yu Xiaogang and Tang San stay up so late at night?
Three times in a row,
It’s not like the academy is going to be burned down again.
Thinking of this, Flanders hurriedly got up and knocked on the door of Yu Xiaogang and Tang San's dormitory.
“Bang, bang, bang!”
No response.
“Isn’t something really going to happen?”
Flanders panicked!
He was afraid that something might happen and used brute force to push the door open.
After opening it, Flanders was stunned by the scene in front of him.
Tang San stood there wearing only a shirt,
while Yu Xiaogang was kneeling there with his mouth open,
He looked happy, quite happy, he had never been so happy in his life.
Happy, quite happy!
Flanders slapped his forehead and couldn't help but cursed in his heart,
Oh my god,
What the hell is this?
Did he bump into me again?
I was just stupid, why did I come to them?
Such an embarrassing thing happened again.
Especially when Yu Xiaogang and Flanders looked at each other,
Flender was even more embarrassed,
I wish I could find a crack in the ground and crawl in.
And when Yu Xiaogang saw Flender, he was instantly excited.
He walked quickly towards Flanders,
"Flanders, let me tell you, I am very happy now, so happy."
"I I must share this joy with you.”
Flanders pushed Yu Xiaogang away with a look of disgust,
“No, don’t share it with me.”
“I’m a little scared.”
"I don't need it,"
"You are Tang San's wife, I am not,"
"You can do it, but I can't."
(End of Chapter)