Chapter 129 Yu Xiaogang discovered the new world of cultivation, which is more effective than farts
“Crack!”
This is the sound of broken glass,
At the same time, follow closely Tang San also exploded suddenly at the same time,
And the hammer accidentally broke the glass and landed on Tang San's abdomen,
A more powerful fart came out,
This time it was not just a fart.
There are also private goods.
Before Yu Xiaogang could react, he hit his stomach with one step.
He swallowed subconsciously and was confused.
"Mistress, you..."
Before he had time to curse,
then he felt a surging force in his body,
His The soul power has been improved again,
much more powerful than Heisei absorbing a fart,
It can be said that the speed of cultivation has been greatly accelerated.
His eyes lit up!
“Mistress!”
“You did a great job!”
“I love you so much!”
Tang San was also a little confused at this time,
not knowing what happened.
But he was confused when he looked at the forging hammer in front of him.
This seems to be dad's...
"Dad!"
Tang San shouted anxiously,
He could feel where this direction might have been thrown from,
especially when he seemed to see a figure in that place,
< br>He didn’t even have time to lift up his pants,
he quickly came to the window,
"Xiao San!"
"What are you going to do!"
Yu Xiaogang shouted anxiously to Tang San,
Tang San looked back,
"This forging hammer belongs to my father. I seemed to have seen my father just now. I want to find him!"
Tang San used his legs to leap up and jumped out of the window.
Yu Xiaogang was also confused at this time,
and turned his head away unbearably.
“Bang!”
The sound of a heavy object falling to the ground sounded outside the window.
A few wisps of smoke rose from the window.
Yu Xiaogang leaned anxiously on the window and looked down,
Tang San fell to the ground with his back on his back,
his head was tilted, and several ribs were broken.
Two arms and one leg were completely broken,
Only the right leg is left and is shaking constantly to show that it is still alive.
Let alone go to find Tang Hao now,
Whether you can get up or not is a question,
The corners of Tang San's mouth twitched,
"I forgot, this is the fourth floor..."
Yu Xiaogang also had a black eye,
How could a little man like himself be so stupid?
He quickly licked the remaining things at the corners of his mouth clean,
After all, these But they can all enhance one’s soul power,
never be wasted,
This is really an unexpected surprise,
That is to say, as long as you eat enough,
your soul power will be able to improve quickly,
thinking of this ,
Yu Xiaogang drifted away,
What Tang San,
sucking his farts? It won’t be necessary anymore,
There’s no need to ask Tang San to prove it for me,
I can prove it myself.
But at this time, it was still necessary to go downstairs quickly and help Tang San up.
...
Everyone in Shrek Academy and Yu Tianheng watched silently as Tang San was thrown extremely badly and didn't know what to say.
"Tang San, why did you jump from the fourth floor?"
"Did you want to fall to death?"
Ma Hongjun couldn't help but said,
Tang San also had a dark look in his eyes, who wants to throw himself to death!
“I tell you, on the fourth floor, if you don’t fall headfirst, it’s still difficult to fall to death.”
“My suggestion is that you go to the eighth floor and then fall headfirst. , then the mortality rate will be greatly improved."
The corners of Tang San's mouth twitched,
"I..."
"You..." "Damn it!"
I just want to find dad, and I was obviously a little anxious just now.
“Why do I smell the smell of shit?”
Yu Tianheng suddenly became confused,
"Is it possible that someone pulled his pants pockets?"
Everyone looked at each other and shook their heads,
Yu Tianheng kept tracking the source of the odor,
"It seems to be coming from my uncle's head,"
He didn't smell it too close, and he was embarrassed.
Ye Fan suddenly thought of something
He pointed at Yu Xiaogang and said,
"Master, are you secretly eating rice fields again?"
Yu Xiaogang’s body shook,
“How is that possible,”
"How could I eat that kind of thing?"
"What are you talking about, Ye Fan!"
Yu Tianheng also glared at Ye Fan,
Start Protect Yu Xiaogang,
At that time, Flanders scolded Yu Xiaogang, it was a matter for their elders,
Now Mark said, that's another thing.
"Ye Fan, don't talk about my uncle like that."
Ye Fan gave him a roll of the eyes, not afraid of him at all,
Do you have the ability to fight?
Give you a big nest and you will be honest.
"A few years ago, I suspected that the master was secretly eating rice fields when he had no food to eat,"
"At that time, I could still feel it from the smell of Luo Sanpao's farts,"
"Now I can feel it from the bad smell in the master's mouth."
Yu Xiaogang pursed his mouth tightly, fearing that the smell would spread out again,
< br>That's really embarrassing.
Oscar's little head was spinning very fast at this time.
After all, he is the intellectual responsible among the Three Musketeers of Shrek Academy.
"Master, have you got Yoneda Kou on your lips?"
Yu Xiaogang panicked instantly,
“Where!”
He anxiously licked it around his mouth,
licking around and found nothing, but then wiped it with his sleeve,
there was only saliva,
nothing. No.
“Oscar, you lied to me!”
Everyone's jaws almost dropped to the ground,
Everyone:...
Ye Fan looked at Yu Tianheng,
Yu Tianheng's eyes darkened, and he quickly He turned his head away, not daring to look at Mark.
It’s so embarrassing!
Yu Xiaogang actually ate it!
When I think of defending Yu Xiaogang, I feel like I have eaten a fly.
“Why do you think so of me?”
“I just wiped my mouth,”
Yu Xiaogang still refused to admit it at this time,
< br>
There is no substantial evidence anyway.
“Can you take a look at me first,”
Tang San weakly shouted to several people,
“I am almost dying,”
"Can you please save me first and then discuss the issue of whether my teacher should eat rice fields?"
Flender looked at Oscar,
"Xiao Ao, give him two big recovery sausages."
Oscar nodded,
"I have a big sausage. !”
“I have a big sausage!”
His first soul ring flashed twice in succession, and two large recovery sausages appeared.
Oscar handed over his two large recovery sausages to help him recover,
Although If Tang San eats his big sausage, he will feel sick, but now he can only feel sick to himself.
Tang San ate the two large recovery sausages in two or three mouthfuls,
I immediately felt that his body was much better,
Although the therapeutic effect of restoring the big sausage is not that good,
but it can be replaced by quantity.
“Give me some more, I still want to eat.”
Oscar immediately felt a chill,
The dead memory began to attack him again,< br>
But he could only bite the bullet and let Tang San eat his big sausage.
Tang San ate more than a dozen sticks in a row, and finally he was able to stand up and walk with difficulty.
(End of this chapter)