Chapter 167 167. I am Bai Xiaochun, not a black man
[The scene changes, and a handsome young man with a pair of big watery eyes has a chicken in his left hand and a duck in his right hand. Running wildly on his feet, smiling brightly——]
[Behind him, there are a group of "old, weak, sick and disabled", following him with red eyes, wanting to take back their "chickens and ducks"! 】
【Village: Bai Xiaochun, you white rat——】
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Silence, deathly silence in all the worlds, everyone couldn't stand it when they saw the picture in the video!
Bai Xiaochun, what a familiar name!
Isn’t he the most active “genius” on the “barrage”? Why does this scene start with this scene?
Isn’t it true that all geniuses are “glorious and graceful”?
Why is this style of painting so sudden!
"Damn it, I can't stand it any longer. You're sneaking around in the beginning. Bai Xiaochun, you can't hide it with your vest, haha~"
"Look at those villagers. It's obviously not the first time this has happened. Most of them are All the chickens and ducks in the village have been poisoned!”
“Damn it, I just finished watching ‘The Emperor of Heaven’ and suddenly this is a bit exciting.”
“Sure enough, Tianjiao? There are so many people with different personalities, this Bai Xiaochun is so interesting! ”
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Countless creatures looked at the embarrassed Bai Xiaochun, holding their belly and laughing. They had seen Xiao Yan's youthfulness, seen Tang San's duplicity, seen Han Li's eclectic style, and seen Emperor Huang Tian's military life.
Now, this Bai Xiaochun seems to be different again!
This opening is so explosive that it makes people laugh!
However, the most exciting thing is the barrage. Many people and Bai Xiaochun once "colluded" and were comrades in the "Three Killing Alliance".
Looking at the video now, my expression is also one of those that I can’t hold back!
[Hei Huang (Zhetian): What a good boy, you stole the chicken at the beginning, you are worthy of it, Xiaochun! @白小春. 】
[Ruffian Dragon (God's Tomb): Looking at the reactions of these villagers, you shouldn't have rattled all the "chickens" in the whole village, right? 】
[Luo Feng (swallowing): Why do you feel like the "rich and handsome" vest has fallen off? Brother Xiaochun, can you not hide it anymore? 】
【Ye Fan (Zhetian): You are so dirty, hahaha——】
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[God King, Tang San (Douluo): Humph, I said - you don't like me, so tell you guys, I am definitely the only one in all the worlds! 】
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[Bai Xiaochun (a thought): My family, who knows? I was young, frivolous and ignorant, and a man with a low head attacked me crazily! @唐三. 】
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The atmosphere of the barrage was distorted. It seemed that the military life of "Emperor Huang Tian" was too suppressed. The relaxed atmosphere at this time gave everyone an excellent mood.
Many geniuses who had not spoken for a long time also joined the discussion at this time.
At the same time
Bai Xiaochun is too active on weekdays, like a conspicuous person in the "chat group", he is everywhere!
At this moment, playing his video naturally attracted a lot of attention.
【At the same time, the video continues——】
[After eating and drinking, Bai Xiaochun took out an incense stick, which was half burned]
[Bai Xiaochun: I, I want to cultivate immortality, I want immortality - he once watched his relatives with his own eyes Leaving, the elders come to an end. 】
【He is very afraid of such a result. He wants to practice to become an immortal and see immortality! 】
[Bai Xiaochun looked at the remaining "incense" and lit it immediately——]
[In an instant, strong winds and thunder broke out, and the clouds in the sky turned black, as if a natural disaster was coming! 】
[Seeing this, Bai Xiaochun trembled all over and ran away without caring so much - he was extremely scared! 】
[However, before he could run a few steps, a handsome man stepped on a flying sword and twisted him up——][The man was dressed in green clothes and looked very elegant, but at this time he There was anger in his eyes, boundless anger——]
[Li Qinghou: Did you order this incense? 】
[Bai Xiaochun: Senior - I have been waiting for you, I am Xiaochun! 】
[Li Qinghou heard this and trembled with anger. In the past few years or more than ten years, someone has always lit this incense - once, ten times, dozens of times. He came repeatedly to look for it, but no one was seen. He once suspected that someone was playing tricks on him]
[This incense was a favor he received from others when he was young. When he became successful in cultivation, he was given as a reward. Lighting the incense can call him to come. As long as the requirements are not excessive, they can be met.]
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[This time, Li Qinghou calculated the time and waited patiently - and saw the result. This scene before my eyes! 】
【This brat, after lighting the incense, is he scared because the picture is too scary? What does it mean to run away? ! ! ! 】
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The video is engraved in the eyes of countless people, frame by frame, making those who are laughing and watching the video stretch their necks like ostriches!
They are numb!
I was really confused by Bai Xiaochun's "sexy operation".
“Damn it, Li Qinghou came here dozens of times? But Bai Xiaochun escaped every time because he was afraid, so he failed?”
"Damn it, boss, he's playing tricks on you!"
"Hiss, I can't stop laughing. This Bai Xiaochun knew he was a big trick just by looking at the barrage, and he turned out to be a big trick."
"Is this okay? Ask people to come here to seek immortality. When they come, you run away. You continue to do it for more than ten years and dozens of times. The ancestors are confused."
“This Li Qinghou is really good-tempered. I think I’m going to give it to him!”
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It's hard to live with laughter. All the creatures in the world are really dying of laughter. In their eyes, this Bai Xiaochun is definitely a "big troublemaker".
How can there be such a thing!
You seek a path to immortality, but when someone comes, you just run away, just once or twice, and you did it dozens of times!
No wonder the incense stick that is so "long" is now just a little bit thin, and the result is that it is "sexy" for you.
Perfect, nine heavens and ten earths, borderland.
The majestic Imperial Pass stands at the end of the Heavenly Road, blocking the endless deep sky and its magnificent waves.
Shi Hao was dressed in white and stood in front of the Imperial Pass. Looking at Bai Xiaochun's posture in the video, he widened his eyes and said in astonishment: "He is so naughty."
He was very naughty when he was a child, but But not like Bai Xiaochun!
First, he touched all the chickens and ducks in the village, and then lit incense and "played" with Li Qinghou.
This is really awesome!
"This doll is interesting, hahahaha——"
Next to him, the elder looked at Bai Xiaochun's "sexy moves" and raised his hand to smooth his gray beard, his eyes full of smiles.
Indeed
Looking at Shi Hao's military life, letting him see how other geniuses grow step by step can also relieve his depressed emotions.
He agreed very much with this.
"Shi Hao, remember your purpose. Although this Bai Xiaochun is playful, have you seen that he has a strong obsession with immortality!"
"People always need some obsession to achieve success. Keep moving forward by yourself”
PS: A new chapter is coming, don’t worry, the writing will still be exciting.
(Please give me some encouragement for following up - let’s play PK now!)
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