Chapter 161: Am I proud of my sister?
Yelang, like Loulan, was a small southwestern country in the Han Dynasty, similar to the Yinzhu Kingdom of Ur on the border of the Great Zhou Dynasty.
The land is small, the people are few, and the products are even more pitiful.
But because it is in a nearby area, it can be considered a tall one among the short ones.
Therefore, the King of Yelang Kingdom, who had never left the country, thought that he ruled the largest country in the world.
One day, when the King of Yelang Kingdom and his subordinates were inspecting the border, he pointed ahead and asked: "Which country here is the largest?"
In order to cater to the king's wishes, the subordinates said: "Of course it is Yelang Kingdom. Langguo is the biggest!”
While walking, the king raised his head again, looked at the mountains in front of him and asked, “Is there any higher mountain than this mountain in the world?”
< br>The subordinates replied: "There is no higher mountain in the world than this mountain."
Later, they came to the river, and the king asked again: "I think this is the longest mountain in the world." The river is flowing.”
The subordinates still replied in unison: "What the king said is absolutely right."
From then on, the ignorant king believed that Yelang was the largest country in the world.
Until one time, the neighboring country of Dian sent an envoy to Yelang. The King of Yelang asked the envoy: "Which country is bigger, the Han Dynasty or mine?"
The envoy was frightened when he heard this. For a moment, he did not expect that this small country would ignorantly think that it could be compared with the Han Dynasty. From then on, the Dian Kingdom subconsciously reduced its contacts with the Yelang Kingdom, thinking that it would inevitably lead to its destruction.
As expected, the Yelang Kingdom finally stopped paying tribute to the Han Dynasty because of its arrogance, and was completely wiped off the map by the Han Dynasty.
...
The above is the allusive story of [Yelang's Arrogance] that Su Yupan himself knew.
Although the existence of Yelang Kingdom is as mysterious as the ancient Loulan Kingdom, at least the saying "Yelang is arrogant" has been passed down.
Obviously, what Qin Lang said about "Ye Lang's arrogance" was another story.
……
"A long, long time ago, when Nuwa was making humans, she used wicker sticks dipped in mud and threw out little people one after another. Among them, when she threw some of the little people, there were more little mud spots attached. These become men..."
"..."
Listening to someone's serious talk, Su Yupan was so angry and funny that he could no longer listen any longer. Qin Lang had no choice but to laugh angrily:
"Well... in short, Ye Lang's arrogance means that at night, Qin Lang himself will become big... Of course, the premise is that when he is thinking about you, Yin Ping, do you understand?”
“Bah! I understand you!”
Su Yupan rolled his eyes at him:
"People like you...are only arrogant at night?"
"Uh...sometimes they are also arrogant in the morning. Regarding this [Chen Lang is arrogant" 】Ah, it’s another story. Yin Ping, please listen to me and tell you slowly. There was a man named Uncle Chen..."
"Stop, stop, stop! Who wants to listen to your nonsense? ..."
Su Yupan wanted to scold him, "No ivory can come out of a dog's mouth", but thinking that he was her sister's man after all, he couldn't really say it out loud. She just hoped that he would hurry up. Continue to tell the story of Journey to the West.
"Alas..."
However, Qin Lang sighed and said that he also wanted to speak, but at this time, "Ye Lang was arrogant" and felt a little uncomfortable, so he couldn't speak out.
"Oh, it would be great if Beibei was here..."
"..."
"Ahem, Yin Ping, you don't want that look, I'm passive, You also know that she is the leader of the Tianhe Sect, and I can’t resist whatever she wants to do to me..."
"Let's be honest, how did Zhuo Beibei help you when you were feeling uncomfortable?"
"She mainly... used her feet... to step on something..."
"..." As expected, although a delicate blush appeared on someone's face, the look he looked at Qin Lang was even weirder.
Qin Lang also realized that some things might be too early for "Su Yin Ping". Now he would just test it out. If it doesn't work, let's continue telling the story. Tell stories.
...
Because Su Yupan loves stories much more than some little girls. Although Qin Lang didn't tell them for a few days in total, because he told them until midnight every day, the next day When she woke up, she had to continue talking to her in bed for most of the day. With such efficiency, she managed to almost keep up with Zhuo Beibei's progress.
And the mystery about the Tauren was finally revealed.
......
"...Sun Wukong then knew that the Iron Fan Princess was also called the Rakshasa girl and lived in the Banana Cave in Cuiyun Mountain. She was the red boy from the Fire Cloud Cave before. ”
"Ah? Is she the little brat's mother?"
The good stories are really exciting. Su Yupan's almond-shaped eyes flashed, and she suddenly remembered:
"The red boy's father" , that is, the husband of Princess Iron Fan, I remember the Great Holy Bull Demon King of Pingtian?"
"Yes! He is also the so-called Tauren."
"But...why? Want to call him Tauren?”
Su Yupan felt that the Bull Demon King sounded more domineering, while the Tauren gave people an unpleasant feeling.
Qin Lang explained that although the Bull Demon King married Princess Iron Fan, he married a vixen and had been hanging out with the vixen named Princess Jade Face in Moyun Cave for a long time.
“Therefore, people who have heard this story will call this behavior or person the Tauren from then on, which means to describe someone who puts on a cuckold. For example, the Bull Demon King fools around with the vixen and gives the Iron Fan If the princess wears a cuckold, it can be said that he has cheated on Princess Iron Fan, which means he has cheated on Princess Iron Fan."
That's it...
After Qin Lang explained this, Su. Yupan suddenly realized.
To be fair, the empress, who is in a high position, understands the meaning of words such as "cuckold" and "stealing people", but it is the first time she understands the term "minotaur".
"..."
However, soon after knowing it, Su Yupan's heart felt relieved that the doubts had been solved, and soon turned into a complex and solemn complex.
Because, you must know that at the beginning, she learned the term "tauren" from Zhuo Beibei.
At that time, Zhuo Beibei said that Su Yupan himself was a "tauren".
I didn't know what it meant before, but Su Yupan came to question Qin Lang, and Qin Lang told the story of "Journey to the West" to this day.
Now that she understood it, Su Yupan also suddenly realized that Zhuo Beibei seemed to be hinting that Su Yupan had cuckolded Su Yinping.
I...are my sister awesome?
When he thought that Zhuo Beibei's words turned out to be so "mysterious", Su Yupan's heart suddenly became filled with mixed feelings, and his expression became not very good-looking.
Seeing her like this, Qin Lang also remembered what Su Yupan said when he came to find him. Thinking of some of the previous things, his heart could not help but stir again, and he still hesitated and said:
"Yin Ping, so Beibei...why did she say you are a tauren?"
"Hmph!"
It was okay not to mention it, but when it was mentioned, Su Yupan became even more upset. After a cold snort, he stared at Qin Lang:
"She was not careful in her expression. What she meant was that I was betrayed by the tauren."
"Huh? Who? Who is awesome to you? ?”
"You! Scumbag!"
"???"
(End of this chapter)