Chapter 169 The Cask Theory
"Okay, if you want to know what happens next, just listen..."
"No, no, no!"
"Go on!"
……
There is a reason why the story "Journey to the West" is called a masterpiece deep in Qin Lang's memory.
In terms of readability alone, even Qin Lang, who is already familiar with this work, can still patiently tell any plot to outsiders at any time.
This is true even for old readers, not to mention its appeal to readers who come into contact with it for the first time.
Tonight, Qin Lang finished talking about the battle between Bibotan and the Nine-Headed Insect, and the time was almost up. He wanted to take advantage of the great opportunity that "Su Yinping" was also there to take a nice rest, but directly He was rejected by the dissatisfied Su Yupan.
"What are you resting for? Are you sleepy?"
Su Yupan had long since given up on being wary of someone's dishonest pig's trotters. In order to listen to the story, he had almost eaten all the tops and bottoms of himself. At this time, he heard what he said about "resting", but Give him a hard roll of the eyes.
Are you going to take a rest?
I don’t even bother to expose you!
However, Qin Lang insisted that he really couldn't bear it anymore, mainly because his throat was dry.
“Unless…”
"Unless..."
Qin Lang glanced at Zhuo Beibei, who was lying on top of him, pinching him to remind him to wake up as usual, moved his buttocks, and whispered in Su Yupan's ear:
"Unless...it's still like before, if someone can moisturize it..."
"..."
Su Yupan understood.
There are some people that I really can’t tolerate.
"Bah! Sleep!"
Su Yupan spat at Qin Lang angrily. Qin Lang was not angry at all. He could only say that a beauty is a beauty. The fragrance gushing from his lips made him Anyway, it’s still useful.
But it was said that he was sleeping. Su Yupan, who had turned his back to him, had just closed his eyes for a long time when he felt uncomfortable all over.
To be precise…
It's a bit unaccustomed.
"..."
Finally, after tossing and turning for a while, Su Yupan couldn't help but lift his heel a little and lightly kicked Qin Lang behind him:
"Hey...are you asleep..."
"Huh? What's wrong with Yin Ping? Are your feet cold? Let me warm you up."
"Go, go, go!"
This guy...
Why does he always like to mention women's feet...
Su Yupan's ears warmed slightly, knowing that he didn't Just fall asleep.
"Zongzhuo...are you asleep?"
"Oh, she is like a pig every time. She has fallen asleep long ago."
"Oh..."
"Is something wrong?"
"No..."
“OK.”
...
The room fell into silence again.
Is this the end?
Su Yupan felt a little weird about this fool's brain circuit. After pondering for a long time, he kicked him again with the same trick.
Only this time, the movements were a bit harder than before.
"Silver bottle?"
"You...you couldn't sleep, so you forced yourself to sleep?"
"You just fell asleep if you forced yourself to sleep."
"..."< br>
“Hiss, no…”
Qin Lang got a little closer to Su Yupan's gourd-like back, and blew his warm breath on her slender neck:
"Yin Ping, why do I feel like you are a little abnormal...?"< br>
“…”
He is not normal!
If this had happened before, when I was sleeping in the same bed with him, would he have fallen asleep so honestly minding his own business?
In Su Yupan's anger, some resentment that he was not aware of had already arisen in his heart. After pondering for a long time, he finally asked directly and quietly:
"When you... were sleeping before, weren't you Do you have to... hold something?"
"Huh? What to hold?"
"..."
Hold your head! What else could there be?
You can't just say "hold me", right? !
The empress felt that she was going to be stunned by this "brother-in-law" who didn't know whether he was pretending to be stupid on purpose, but fortunately Qin Lang himself reacted immediately:
"Oh, Yin "Ping, you misunderstood, it's not that I don't want to hold you." Many women, especially mature women who sleep with men, like to be held. Qin Lang understands this very well, after all, senior sister Mu Xuan. Li is also like this.
“But look, Beibei is lying here, I can’t hug you.”
"Eh...?"
Su Yupan was speechless.
Yes, I forgot about this...
"Then you should leave her... a little bit..."
......
Su Yupan himself didn't expect that he would say such words.
In terms of secular status, it actually doesn’t matter. After all, she is the empress.
But from another perspective, Su Yupan's words actually seemed a bit "irreverent".
……
“It’s impossible to pass by. If three people sit side by side, the bed won’t fit.”
"Can't sleep? How could it be?"
"Really, when I was telling stories, I secretly...uh...just tried it by the way, and it really couldn't fit."
Su Yupan was surprised. :
"Are you fat?"
"It's not that I'm fat, it's mainly because of you..."
"?"
"Well, of course, it's not that you are fat, it's that you...well..."
How to say it.
Qin Lang thought for a while and explained:
"Let me tell you a barrel theory."
"Barrel...theory?"
"Well, that is to say, how much water a barrel can hold depends on its shortest board. No matter how tall the other boards are, it doesn't matter."
< br>When Su Yupan heard this, he understood it after thinking about it for a while. It was a very simple truth.
But what does this have to do with the present?
“Of course it does.”
Qin Lang continued:
“Yin Ping, look at it, your figure is actually the same. How much space you occupy on the bed depends on the fattest part of your body. No matter how thin other parts are, it doesn’t matter. Use it..."
"? "
The fattest...
Su Yupan blinked twice slowly, and then his face suddenly turned red. , his hands subconsciously pressed down on the arc like the full moon under his waist, and he opened his mouth and bit Qin Lang's shoulder.
"Hiss!"
"You...you! Why are you so unruly!..."
"Yin Ping, please be reasonable."
Qin Lang couldn't laugh or cry:
"Obviously it was you who asked first, but I just discussed the matter...that's right! I have a solution!"
"What can I do..."
Qin Lang had an idea:
"Although I left Beibei down and three people can't fit it side by side, the silver bottle can be stacked between you and Beibei. .”
“Stack it up?”
“Yes, you are at the bottom, she is at the top, you two are stacked up”
"Then... In this case, who are you going to hug..."
"Uh..."
That's right.
Originally, the purpose of making room for me was to be able to hug the "Princess Princess".
But if they were to be stacked, although from other aspects, Qin Lang would find it pleasing to the eye and very practical, but as far as the current needs are concerned, it seems to be putting the cart before the horse.
So, Su Yupan, who finally had no other options, gritted his teeth and had no choice but to actively stretch out his delicate arms.
"?"
"..."
The fragrance was so refreshing that Qin Lang felt a jade hand on his shoulder and neck, and soon his arm fell into A deep softness, slowly, the entire left side of the body began to fit into the fragrant and warm skin...
"Yin Ping..."
"Shut up..."
"Hey..."
"Hey you, sleep..."
(End of this chapter)