Chapter 236 I’m laughing at you -
“It’s really unlucky, but luckily it was just a dream.”
In the early morning, Song Weichen stretched out on the bed, kicking off the quilt with his feet and dangling around. , in this flash, I recalled the skateboard guinea pig with tiny claws at night, and I suddenly felt angry and laughing.
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“Ah... Weiwei Sama, don’t you like the way I look now? I can also become very powerful!”
The little chubby guinea pig jumped on the handlebars of the electric scooter as he spoke, bending his fleshy elbows to show "I'm very strong."
Song Weichen raised his eyebrows and sneered in his heart, just you?
“For example?”
“Well...weiwei sama, it depends on your imagination, but frankly speaking, I quite like the way it looks now!”
< br>“You mean, the reason why you grew up to be such a chic little thing is all thanks to me?”
"Bingo! Bingxue is smart Weiwei Sama!"
Song Weichen bit his back molars, feeling his fists tighten for some reason.
“Don’t tell me that your flattering personality and way of speaking are also my handiwork?”
“bingo!”
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"Xiao Chichi, I advise you not to be a 'bingguo', otherwise my 'imagination' may make you miserable...be more serious!"
"Also, don't call me "Bingguo" in the future. I'm slightly sama, have you eaten too much sashimi? Let me change my name!"
"That's it..."
The fat guinea pig's little paw is on its chin, and one fleshy paw is on the handlebar. Go up little by little and think deeply.
“How about the title ‘Big Sister Tou’? I feel perfect about Shushu!”
...
What the hell.
Song Weichen is too lazy to compete with it, and he doesn't know what kind of wild practice he has, and he actually "gives birth" to such a demon king. No, he should be called a cute king.
"Xiao Chiqi, since you are a puppet spiritual fetus, you must have some skills besides being cute, right?"
Hearing this, the little guinea pig's bean-sized black eyes lit up, and he was obviously very excited. .
"Sister, guess what speed I'm going at?!"
"What speed? Can you win in a race against a snail? Do you think you still want to drive when you're like a snail? That's really a long way to go to kindergarten. Damn it!”
“Oh, sister, you are underestimating me. Thirty-six tactics are the best way to go! Let’s put it this way, if I run for my life seriously, no one in the world can catch me. Get on me!”
Escape...
Song Weichen had three black lines on his face.
"Are we just saying that we can't fight head-on? Aren't you a very powerful and ruthless character? Why do you run for your life when you come up!"
The little fat guinea pig raised its paws to scratch its head, spread its hands, and looked like a There's nothing I can do about it.
"Sister, what skills I know depends on your inner voice! Subconscious, subconscious!"
Yes, this fat bug is still a scapegoat.
This is not a character, is it a rat character? It's up to whoever...Song Weichen has been checking herself three times every day, and she's not the type to blame others when things happen!
Sure enough, the dragon gave birth to nine sons, each with his or her own differences.
No wonder this guy looks like an electric scooter and is used to escape from his emotions.
One thing to say, it does match her urine...
Song Weichen nodded resignedly.
"Okay, besides escaping, do you have any other talents? Don't be cute! I mean the kind that is somewhat lethal!"
"Yes, yes!"
The little chubby guinea pig turned its back, revealing the lightning tail that seemed to be a copycat Pikachu and twitching.
"I am a thunder phantom, I can discharge electricity, oooh~~"
The little fat guinea pig roared fiercely, and its tail stretched straight out. Electric sparks.
The damage value looks like a fart.
It is also true that there is a fart sound when "casting"... porphyrin.
Song Weichen’s face turned even darker.
"How's it going? It's awesome!"
"It's awesome, your grandma is a der!"
Song Weichen couldn't help but want to scold her.
"Are you the reincarnation of an electric mosquito swatter? Can this thing electrocute a fly? What evil did I do to give birth to a little loser like you?"
The little chubby guinea pig was stunned when he heard this. He shook his head and rubbed his nose for a moment. Water mist formed in his small black bean eyes the size of rice grains, as if he was about to cry.
Emotions are still a little crybaby...
Who can follow this personality? Save a life!
While sighing in his heart, he forced a smile and pinched the little meat ball off the electric scooter. He put his hands together and held it in his palm. Song Weichen rubbed his forehead against it to show comfort.
"Okay, okay, I said something harsh, blame me. You are very powerful! The most powerful copycat Pikachu in the world!"
"Really?!"
Little Fat Guinea Pig It can be seen with the naked eye that he is smiling happily and is really coaxing.
“It’s true, there is no ugly child in the eyes of a mother!”…
I should say it or not, but there is really nothing nice to say about this little meat ball - Song Weichen really deserves to praise it.
He happily walked along her arms and walked to her shoulders and sat down. He stretched out his two little fleshy paws and let out a comfortable sigh from his little fleshy balls - very much like Song Weichen in Mo Tingfeng's arms. It looks rotten inside.
After a while, I asked what cause and effect were in the world, and sure enough, one thing descended from another.
I never expected that this little girl would one day be manipulated by a guinea pig.
“Sister, I can’t always be called Shushu. Give me a name that sounds like a great hero!”
It just couldn't see Song Weichen's expression when he heard this -
Otherwise, he would probably burst into tears.
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"From now on, you will call me 'Laughing Rat', or 'Laughing Rat' for short. What a good name! It's resounding and auspicious!"
Song Weichen made it clear Bullying it for not knowing about names. Who would be a good person to name someone else with ""? Not to mention the biological mother, even the stepmother would not use it to bury people like this!
It's a pity that the little meat ball doesn't understand, it smiles happily, that's quite happy!
Not only does it not understand, but Suzaku and Qinglong in Yu Puppet also don’t understand.
If anyone knew even a little bit, "Angry Birds", "Attack of Ao Bing", and "The Laughing Rat" would definitely rebel, Song Weichen could only complain to Mo Tingfeng in his dream.
......
Song Weichen laughed out loud in bed as he thought about it.
Compared with frequently dreaming about being chased by monsters in the misty forest, this kind of dream relieves stress.
"This kind of dream can be replayed if nothing happens. What a meat ball bag. It's so funny. It makes me laugh." She said to herself.
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“Sister, you called me?”
A fleshy and fluffy little head poked out from beside the pillow, and stretched out a little paw to rush towards it. She waved and waved, who could it be if it wasn't the little chic girl in the dream.
Song Weichen sat up with a roar and looked at it in disbelief.
"Wait a minute, you, you, you, you..."
I glanced into the room as if remembering something, and sure enough--
The electric scooter was parked perfectly. Next to the beauty's couch... To be precise, it doesn't need electricity, it just looks like an electric scooter...
"Me me me me?"
The little meatball grabbed the quilt and crawled to Song Weichen's chest and sat down. Heidou looked at her with bright eyes.
"My name is Xiaoshu. I don't want to call you you, you, you, you. This name is a bit difficult to pronounce, and I have a bit of a stutter. I prefer the previous name, Shushu."
It's so cute. It’s not a dream!
Song Weichen was wailing in her heart, it was over, her dream of "Overlord Puppet Phantom Beast" was completely shattered! .
“Weiwei, who are you talking to?”
When Mo Ting heard that someone else had arrived, Song Weichen suddenly grabbed the laughing rat and stuffed it into the quilt!
This thing was so embarrassing that she was not mentally prepared for him to see it.
"No one, I, who can I talk to, you heard wrong."
She responded with a sneer, lying upright on the bed, just like lying down and standing at attention!
Mo Tingfeng raised her eyebrows. The last time she felt so guilty was when she put Shu Jielong's bedroom key back.
"Why are you panicking? Is there a wild man hiding in the house?"
He wanted to tease her.
Hearing this, Song Weichen's smile was uglier than crying. There are no wild men. There is a fat wild mouse. Do you want to see it...
"What is that?!"
Before Song Weichen could respond, Mo Tingfeng saw the "weird" electric scooter.
"That's..."
Song Weichen sighed, revealing his secret.
Although her secret will be revealed sooner or later, she didn’t expect it to be revealed so quickly. Her cool lines haven’t been compiled yet...
“That thing is equivalent to my ‘Sword Controller’ in rounding terms. "
"What, say it again?"
Mo Tingfeng firmly believed that he had misheard.
Forget it, let’s do it. Song Weichen looked as if he was ready to die.
“Its scientific name is ‘electric scooter’, and it is my means of transportation. This thing is not new in the world where I come from. It is all over the streets, but it cannot fly there. It's OK here, it's equivalent to a 2.0 system upgrade."
"The method of use is the same as your sword flying. Let's put it this way, I don't need to ride on your mount in the future, I have my own car. .”
……
Mo Tingfeng reached out and touched Song Weichen's forehead. He didn't feel fever.
“What nonsense are you talking about?”
“Haha, nonsense? There is more nonsense, do you want to hear it?”
Anyway, that’s it, Song Weichen revealed She opened the quilt, revealing the fat little guinea pig nestled on her chest.
Before I could introduce the ins and outs of it, the little meat ball took action first.
It looked very familiar with him when it saw him, its small black eyes were shining, it stood up and stretched out a pair of small fleshy paws towards Mo Tingfeng -
"Dad!"