Chapter 11 We are good citizens
“You all know what our IRS does, right?”
David’s words made the black people at the scene look at each other. Of course, the IRS He's in charge of tax issues, who doesn't know that?
After pondering for a moment, Osborne replied softly: "Of course I know, Mr. Inspector!"
"Okay, since you know what our IRS does, then we also know what you do What is it for?”
The hearts of all the black people trembled.
Does the IRS know what they do?
Could it be that...
This is in response to their recent series of zero-yuan purchases?
Impossible!
As soon as this idea came to mind, it was instantly rejected by a group of black people.
The National Taxation Bureau is really awesome, but their zero-dollar purchase is a public security case, and it should not be the turn of the National Taxation Bureau to take care of it!
"Mr. Inspector, we don't quite understand..."
"It's very simple. The thing is this. On the 3rd of last month, our Congress passed a bill. This The Gate Act stipulates that from now on, no matter whether it is robbery or fraud...including your current illegal behavior of zero-dollar purchases, you must pay a certain amount of tax to our Internal Revenue Service. Do you understand now?"
Finished? , all the black people at the scene had their eyes widened and their mouths opened wide. The whole crowd seemed to be frozen in place, with only shocked expressions echoing in the air.
From now on, all illegal activities such as robbery and fraud, including their current zero-dollar purchases, will have to pay taxes to the IRS?
If this had not come from the mouth of David, an IRS auditor, he would not have believed such an outrageous thing even to death.
After all, the IRS is a serious state agency. If you don’t deal well with those office workers and companies, why are they here to pick up the wool of others like us?
In other words, you represent white and we represent black. How can we be in the same boat?
"Mr. Inspector, this...is there such a thing?"
Osborne was the first to react. Although their zero-yuan purchases were not as dangerous as drug trafficking, they still cost their lives.
No matter how powerful the IRS is, you still want to take a piece of the pie from me with just these few words. You think I am a fool!
David shrugged and said: "It's not your fault that you don't care about current affairs, but now that the Internet is so developed, it shouldn't be difficult to log on to our official website of the IRS with a mobile phone and check it out."
Now that the words have been said, everyone believes it at least seventy-eight percent.
As David said, although they don't care much about current affairs, the dignified IRS inspectors would definitely not dare to lie about this kind of thing.
Trustworthy, but asking them to submit all the hard-earned gains to the IRS for tax payment is like cutting off their flesh. How can we accept it?
So at this time, most people turned their attention to Osborne, wanting their 'leader' to say something.
Osborne tossed around for a moment, seemed to have thought of something, and finally pretended to be innocent and said: "I understand, Mr. Inspector, but there is a problem. We are all good citizens who abide by the law. No There is illegal income!”
His solution is also very simple, that is, first refuse to admit the illegal income.
The IRS is scary though.
But you have to pay attention to evidence before you take someone. If there is no evidence, you can't just give in, right?
The United States is, after all, a country that respects human rights!
Especially black groups like them have increasingly taken the moral high ground due to racial discrimination in recent years. He believes that the IRS will also be wary of this and dare not really punish them. Cruel. "Yes, Mr. Inspector, we are all good citizens, there is no illegal income!"
"Mr. Inspector, I know that in recent days, Las Vegas Zero dollar shopping incidents are becoming more and more rampant in Sri Lanka, but this has nothing to do with us! ”
Osborne's words made the other black people find their way and all echoed.
If other inspectors came today, facing the rogue resistance of these people, there really would be no good way to deal with them. At most, they would be escorted back to the bureau for a slow trial.
But unfortunately, they met David today.
To be precise, it’s these Davids with golden fingers!
Therefore, in his eyes, the denials of these people are no different from clowns!
David smiled slightly, looked at Osborne, and said slowly: "On the 9th of last month, you raided the phon store at No. 1 West District, Crystal Shopping Street, and bought an iPhone 13 PRO, and finally sold it to you for selling stolen goods. An old acquaintance, Kawaha, made a profit of $800. "
"On December 23, you participated in the robbery of a Nike store at Macy's Department Store, got a pair of AIR JORDAN 19th generation, and gave it to another person. An old acquaintance, Neuhaus, made a profit of US$400 from the sale of stolen goods."
"And on the 25th..."
"Since our bill took effect, the total illegal income has been US$9,100. Now you tell me that you are a good and law-abiding citizen?”
As David slowly told the dates and detailed information one by one, Osborne originally remained calm and innocent. His face suddenly changed, and his heart was filled with turmoil.
It should be normal for the IRS to find out that he is a zero-dollar purchaser.
However, considering every zero-yuan purchase he has participated in in the past month, every item he has obtained has value. The most outrageous thing is that he actually knows exactly who he is selling the stolen goods to. This is a bit incredible.
Except Osborne.
Nissen, who was standing aside and watching David's performance in silence, looked a little surprised at this time.
The bureau has already prepared the information about this group of zero-dollar purchasers.
However, the above only gives preliminary information that this group of people are zero-dollar purchasers and that their number is huge.
But there is no information about what items they obtained and how much profit they made during the zero-yuan purchase operation, let alone the objects of the stolen goods that are more difficult to investigate.
While everyone was having different thoughts, David looked at a black man on the left and said: "Augusto, on December 9th, you also participated in the looting of Crystal Shopping Street. , what you got was an iPhone 12 PRO, and you made a profit of $550.”
“Also, during the robbery of Macy’s Department Store on December 23, you got a pair of Air Force Ones, and you made a profit of $200. .”
“……”
"From the 3rd of last month, when our black tax bill took effect until today, you have made a total of 4,800 US dollars in illegal profits, right?"
Augusto, who was named, heard about the After reading his detailed information, his eyes were as big as a bell, and his face was filled with incredulity.
Because what David said is absolutely right, these are the things he got during the looting.
In addition, although he has not carefully calculated his specific income during this period, it should be similar to the figure of 4,800 US dollars.
(End of this chapter)